reddit.com/r/carnivorediet/comments/11hz3ou/should_the_world_be_carnivore/
archived 5 Mar 2023 16:12:43 UTC
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It ain't reddit unless somebody proposes a new world order, perfect in every way except for feasibility, which they then handwave off, or somehow justify as perfect anyway, thus creating a perfect new world order in every way. And this is reddit.com/r/carnivorediet, so it's about as reddit as it gets.
BUT ANYWAY: Behold the world carnivore forum. You will eat the cow balls, and you will be happy.
Let's get into it!
The first item on the agenda is to wipe our 2 most commonly eaten meats off the face of the planet. This is not unlike the real world economic forum, or at least the meme versions of it. And I thought these guys wanted to eat meat? OF course we can still eat these animals, but they must be all free range thus driving up the cost and land use per animal. I'd also like this fuck to explain why chicken and pork are nutritionally inferior.
HE's also attempting to free up the land for use as pasture. NEWSFLASH SUCKER, kilograms of meat per acre are maximized by factory farms, there's a reason why they fucking exist, and also why the monocrop exists! It was also apparently determined it was more efficient to farm feed in some other field and then deliver it to a factory farm; than just farm whatever animals in a field.
The first line is so retarded I will not dignify it with an explanation:
He then proposes ruminant meat be the staple of a worldwide diet:
It seems like despite his abhorrence of it (presumably) we will be following
The Lancet's recommendation of 98 grams of red meat daily under his perfect new world order, apparently. That being said, I'd rather go with the lancet, since it apparently has provisions for plant-based foods.
And finally, he proposes letting cows, pigs, chickens, etc grow in the same pastures for efficency. To which I say, why haven't the farmers thought about that?
EAT ZE
BUGZ BALLZ (reprise)
I would summarize this as "I tacitly acknowledge we will not have enough food, so we will let some fuckers starve (hopefully not me). Also, make some people smarter, I guess."
And here he admits he's been talking bullshit the whole time. Well, I have data to show why it won't work, so why aren't I the king of the world now? And "what do we have to lose" is just lazy reasoning since it can be used to justify anything, including a vegan new world order
Notably OP never goes into just how we would go about acquiring all that land to impose the new carnivore world order; or how anyone adhering to any other diet would eat.
And now some comments:
I note that u/carnifaster seems to be a regular on the subreddit. I have no data for this.
The idea that people would not be gluttonous at all is fucking delusional. Human greed doesnt vanish just because you're eating meat. To be fair, I feel like I'd eat less if you gave me nothing but bull testicles and the food abominations these guys come up with.
In which someone tries to talks osme sense, and soemone else tries to argue that longevity isnt actually the best measure of success for a diet. And no fucking animal lives a healthy life and dies quickly, unless you're saying you fantasize about being murdered (and having some dude eat your corpse, if you wanna be true to the whole "most animals" thing)
And as for vegans never complaining about water used for golf courses: they do.
en.wikipedia.org
