Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

[Hat]

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I'm happy to hear that all zero of his friends are unhurt.

 

[AnOminous]

Hayden. Do you smell burnt toast? Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

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Comedy = Tragedy + time

You've messed up the math somewhere.

Tragedy is when Hayden Black attempts to tell a joke.

Comedy is when someone stomps Hayden Black into a coma.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Tragedy is when Hayden Black attempts to tell a joke.

Comedy is when someone stomps Hayden Black into a coma.

And time would be the period in between his joke attempt and the first person to get a-stompin?

 

[Kitlen]

Fucking CHRIST. If I ever get a chance to go into the field again and confront this man, I am bringing a goddamn list of his tweets and reading them in front of the entire panel and ask him why he thinks these are okay. I don't care if I get kicked out or screamed at by Hayden, he deserves to be taken down a notch.

 

[DragoonSierra]

A strawpoll about hayden's face

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for medical reference-

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You forgot hydrocephalus

I understand the point he's trying to make here, but that's because with Hayden I assume whatever he's saying is about 10 miles to the right of what he's actually trying to convey.

Sarirical comedy can be a very good way of making statements about tough societal issues. In this case Hayden is trying to approach the topic of victim blaming and show how ridiculous a concept it is. However in this case nobody here is actually victim blaming; when the mother is saying "Why him?" what she actually means is "How could my son have been such a monster and done such a horrible thing?". If your argument is then that she would be fine with this happening if it were somebody else's son that had done this then you clearly have no concept of human emotional responc- oh wait, this is Hayden Black of course he doesn't.

If you can't make good satire then don't even try, otherwise you become satire yourself and the whole thing becomes very meta.

How do SJWs defend this guy?

Here you go!

Spoiler

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Attached is the previous one.

Oh.. right.

 

[Lithos]

I'm happy to hear that all zero of his friends are unhurt.

 

[JU 199]

Hayden. Do you smell burnt toast? Are you smelling burnt toast right now?

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Comedy = Tragedy + time

You've messed up the math somewhere.

Oh he's so funny. You know what else is funny? Hayden having a serious heart attack when his tranny girlfriend inevitably leaves him. When the farms gets wind of his poor health we should laugh at his sorry ass on twitter.

Now thats comedy because Hayden mocks others misery regardless of how soon it occurs. When he gets the same treatment its called irony!

Get it Hayden? Your suffering will forever be ironic

Pew pew dipshit

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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I really have no words. For somebody who seems full on with the SJW bullshit to the point of proudly having a tranny play a tranny on his "show", he sure is insensitive when it comes to other people's pain.

It's almost like he doesn't care and the whole Gen Z thing is just a facade to show how on board he is.

 

[Count groudon]

You forgot hydrocephalus


How do SJWs defend this guy?


Oh.. right.

They don't defend him. They actually hate his guts because he made it so obvious that he was pandering to them and made the characters such blatant stereotypes that they found it insulting. The only people that "defend" him are the various media outlets that he paid off to say nice shit about him, and his own sock accounts.

 

[Flustercuck]

Being associated with you is becoming worse and worse

Hahaha oh so funny, terrorism jokes a day after a big terrorist attack is so funny guys hahaha
fuck off

 

[JU 199]

Being associated with you is becoming worse and worse

Hahaha oh so funny, terrorism jokes a day after a big terrorist attack is so funny guys hahaha
fuck off

He doesn't understand comedy

 

[Trombonista]

You're a dickbag, Hayden Black.

I read that in the tune of the Grinch song.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I read that in the tune of the Grinch song.

 

[lolwut]

Fucking CHRIST. If I ever get a chance to go into the field again and confront this man, I am bringing a goddamn list of his tweets and reading them in front of the entire panel and ask him why he thinks these are okay. I don't care if I get kicked out or screamed at by Hayden, he deserves to be taken down a notch.

Semper-fucking-Fidelis to all our outraged Kitlens. I'd actually pay to see that happen.

 

[JU 199]

Hayden has put out a call for a Spanish voice actress.

She needs to be able to translate a script. There's cash involved for a change, meaning Hayden has paid a voice actor before the animators.

 

[Splendid]

Some woman hiding behind a cat avatar on the internet is this grown man's worst nightmare.
Think about that.

 

[AG 856]

Some woman hiding behind a cat avatar on the internet is this grown man's worst nightmare.
Think about that.

What truly scared the Taliban was a girl with a book.

What truly scares Hayden is a girl with a Meowth toy.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He doesn't understand functioning

Fixed.

 

[JU 199]

I don't know Hayden maybe you should just shut the fuck up and get gen zed done

pew pew

 

[Count groudon]

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I don't know Hayden maybe you should just shut the fuck up and get gen zed done

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The person that tries to use a national tragedy to get attention.