Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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She asked Salah if he was happy she was there now, and he paused then replied “yeah…sure.” Seemingly realizing that Mommy was displeased, best boy Salah added on in his best lisping caricature of a gay man voice “oh of COURSE!!” Chantal didn’t even a fake a half-hearted giggle; she too is sick of the queer lisp.

And she just got back. Shouldn’t be so easily annoyed at this early date.

She may never hit rock-bottom, but Chantal never really wins.

I read a Reddit synopsis because I just couldn't bring myself to click on the video but it seems like they were annoyed with each other already. Perhaps Clotso is grouchy after her long ordeal flight. From the Reddit post:

Chantal announces that she sat in a man’s assigned window seat even though she had been told she had a middle seat. She then had to be reseated because the attendants noticed she was uncomfortable—clearly not because she wasn’t physically able to fit. The flight was delayed 45 min and she was moved and given a window seat and the seat next to her for free.

(I'll bet she endeared herself to her fellow passengers after that.)

More observations from the post:

• Chantal shows off the beach. Much of it is boring as fuck, except for a small part where Chantal gets irritated with Salah for suggesting she climb down a short stack of rocks.
• They sit near the shore and Salah rearranges the camera in a position to eyefuck himself.
• Chantal desperately tries make eye contact with Salah. He is fully content flirting with the chat and staring at himself. He doesn’t look at Chantal once.
• Chantal gets jealous of all the attention Salah is receiving so she moves the camera directly into her face. He seems annoyed by this and her, there is a weird tension. She also makes several comments about seeing people talking about his “receding hairline” and him looking like “old actors”. Salah smokes from some sort of vape.
• Chantal says that she believes airlines should make three slightly larger seats at the front of the plane for obese people that costs less than two seats. She complains extensively, implying that traveling is fatphobic. Salah literally fucking GLARES at her.
• Salah seems really super annoyed. Chantal says he looks tired, he says he is.
• Someone asks where the moon is. Salah says that it’s Chantal’s face. She laughs but is visibly bothered. Salah then says they need to keep walking and exercising. He counts steps out loud for Chantal. “I’m the moon.” She says.

This certainly doesn't seem like it's the tender, loving reunion Clotso had built up in her head. This could be shaping into a lame Kuwaiti revival of the classic radio comedy, "The Bickersons" so maybe this arc won't be as grim as we fear. Hope springs eternal.

And she's bitching about the heat already? Love that for her.

ETA: Ugh.

AND, according to Chantal, superchats are now to be called "Beezer Bucks." jfc.

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

every time they stream together, there are these moments where she seems humiliated by how stunted and blatantly low IQ salah is, and consequentiallly how incapable he is of pretending to be a loving husband. you really see her squirm, and how she really knows how much of what they're saying is false. i mean they absolutely discuss what to lie about before streaming, look at today's lie about the ring. i wonder if she's just embarrassed of him and their clunky, awkward, cringe interaction or if she really knows he doesn't love her and it's not a legal marriage and won't last. her delusion is a powerful thing.

Whenever she seems awkward in his presence, I can't help but think she is comparing him to Nader in her mind. He makes my skin crawl but Nader has his own weird brand of charisma.. When together they were goofy at times and they had a comparably "fun" time together, with the drugs, dancing on stream and the meals he would make for her. She doesn't cackle at the things Salah says the way she did with Nader. It's obvious from how she looks at Salah vs Nader. The only compliment she has for Salah is that he is good looking. She had much more to say about Nader.

She had more freedom with Nader. The Salah and Chalal show is all about "keeping up appearances" there is zero thrill and our gorl loves thrill. Moving to the Kuwait is exotic and exciting in her mind but the luster will wear away, probably on the same trajectory as her YouTube income. She will return to Canada one day (although by her wording during her latest stream, has no plans to currently), penniless, homeless and catless. Nader will always be her one that got away. Chalal huffs copium whenever she refers to Nader as her abuser. It's her attempt to self-soothe.

 

[Mrs. Overall]

Apparently, if Salad sold Foodie Beauty to a 'Camel Trader', he would receive 1 retarded camel with a wonky eye. True story.

 

[DongMiguel]

It's really wild how Chantal can take so many actual exciting moments and make them completely boring. She's really good at this.

The last year has only had periods of excitement but most of it has been the doing of those around her. The Nader arc became extremely repetitive but he at least knew how to ignite things so that it was somewhat interesting.

Salah, like Chantal, is devoid of personality. In fact, he's worse. He's about as interesting as a soggy roll of paper towels.

I hope the Kuwait arc offers up something but if it's mostly like her last trip there, it'll just be shitty streams from their shitty shoebox living room and half-assed couples videos showing us the most mundane fucking things about that hellhole.

 

[low sodium]

HI GUYSSS!!!​

Mar 03, 2023

Archive

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Who Now]

So add this to the pile when she says in a rage "When have I lied?! When??? Oh except for the [fill in the blank]"
But this ring story is a lie too

It really smacks you in the face once again how her voice is all baby and nervous and trying to sound not like a lunatic. The contrast to who she really is, is shocking Just obnoxious

 

[ADHD]

Superchats for HI GUYSSS!!!, streamed March 3, 2023:

 

[PerkChop]

Ugh, back to the 'couple's channel' tripe again.

Is there even really an audience for such a thing? Like, does anyone actually 'advertise' their videos as being couples content, and people watch specifically because they're a couple? People really search for that? Nevermind the fact that all her couples nontent is just depressing/boring AF.

There are plenty of channels out there featuring couples that do well (Safiya Nygard is the first that comes to mind) but their videos actually have things going on that don't just revolve around them being a couple.


Edit: grammar

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Apologies if this has been mentioned, but she's spoken about how she delayed take off for 45 minutes by being fat, she's now calling superchats 'Beezer Bucks', some trolls have been unblocked and Salah already wants to die. Harry is apparently alive and she will be setting up a 24/7 Harry Cam for them sweet, sweet beezer buckz.

I wonder how many times Harry has been raised from the dead by Allah. You know like how mom makes sure that goldfish lives for 7 years while the kid isn't at home?

A Harry cam isn't the worst idea for the little guy but the worst idea for Gunt. Animal abuse in real time.

 

[Constellationzero]

She's complaining about the heat at night time. It's not even hot lol she's going to die or just stay shut in 24/7 stuffing her face.
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She just said it's 18 C (64.4 F).

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You deserve every second of this Salad boy.
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It's a GOOOD TIIIIIME for the great taste
DINNER!
AT MC DONALLLLDS
It's MAC TONIIIIGHT!

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Someone asks where the moon is. Salah says that it’s Chantal’s face. She laughs but is visibly bothered. Salah then says they need to keep walking and exercising. He counts steps out loud for Chantal. “I’m the moon.” She says.

Lately Salah has been making many comments in her live stream, and now on video, about her losing weight and exercising. Seems he's not content with his fat cutie, I wonder if she smells worse than a camel.

 

[chantalisfat]

The thorough hand washing component of the ring lie is laughable on its face, obviously. But she tried to back it up by saying she was so tired and so dirty from the flight, that she just had to take the ring off to wash her hands well enough to remove the dirt. She seemed to have forgotten that she was talking about a flight from Kuwait to Doha, a flight that takes less than an hour and a half.

Some of the story was the same though - she realized she didn't have the ring when the employee told her she was at the wrong gate, she cried hysterically at the proper gate and people stared at her. That leads me to believe that those parts of the story are true. I think the fat cunt's fat finger snapped the ring at the airport.

i mean they absolutely discuss what to lie about before streaming, look at today's lie about the ring. i wonder if she's just embarrassed of him and their clunky, awkward, cringe interaction or if she really knows he doesn't love her and it's not a legal marriage and won't last. her delusion is a powerful thing.

i also find it crazy that even after murad said it was that misyar marriage and that they'd petitioned the courts but hadn't yet received a response, they continue to not even acknowledge this. i figured they would at least lie and say he was confused or something, but no.

The best was when they were lying about Salah's red light conquest photo. She started to say it wasn't him, but quickly pivoted to "even if it was him" and her language completely changed to reflect that she knew it was him. She was saying things like, "Of course he was with other women before me. And why did Alaa keep the picture?" Salah was plugging along in the chat repeating over and over again that it wasn't him in the picture, that Alaa found a random picture online, etc. He seems to ignore her totally, even when they're trying to jointly present a lie.

He's so fucking weird and gets uglier every time we see him. The funniest part for me is when she gushes about him or compliments him, talks about how happy he makes her, and he just stares dead ahead into the viewfinder, not an ounce of recognition or response. She gets weird about it too and you can see her falter when he doesn't reciprocate.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

REECAP of HI GUYSSS!!! (2023/03/03):
That Sounds like a YOU Problem


Oh hi Beezers, lovely Beezers, absolutely best people who have ever lived THE.VIBeezers! Tee hee! There is so much SMUG incoming!

"Welcome to Kuwaiiiitttt!"

Spoiler: Karma's comin' through problem

Are you surprised!? Are you shocked! This is the first time the Great Northern Fupallo has been seen since the THEFT of BBJ FFJ and subsequent abandonment of Peetz! We're in Kuwait with our lowest BMI voice ever! Hurpling from those creditors to the beach!

Chantal had a really difficult travel "Home", as Kuwait is now of course going to serve the expansion needs of SCP-400# as it spreads across the trash dunes of the Gulf states. Even with the addition of a protective hijab to prevent overt splattering it is difficult for a creature as voluminous and rotund as Gunrar itself to contain the effluvia of a thousand folds. The desert is simply the best place for Chantal and hubbywubbywoo.


And just look at this ring, LOOK AT IT! "Okay so, because I know people are gonna notice anyways - Lulu 14 months! Loyalt-" STAY ON TOPIC! "Well...sort of" now we're talking about the plane. "I feel a lot lighter but it's not like a..." real weight loss? We got a new apartment! Salah surprised her! There's a MAT outside for the shoes! No more shoes in the house! "He opened the door and said, "Welcome Home Baby!" he decorated it he renovated it!" He spent all her money. "It's so nice, it's so nice!" X. "Everything is so renovated, it's so nice, you guys will see it."

The food rat hamster is alive, she cleaned the cage, she made sure that Harry had food. Chantal is a GREAT pet parent! Forget about those stupid cats, they were just getting in the way. They're much better off now ().


"So I have a story about my ring" Tee hee! Salah is talking, nobody gives a fuck except Chantal who is now fiercely attempting to get a couples rebeeze going and that is not working. They went to the souk, "I have to tell you guys the real truth about the ring and you're not gonna, I know you're gona be like oh you lied to me okay here's the thing like what happened was really traumatic and okay I'll tell you from the beginning so yes Salah just had to buy me a new ring and I'm sure he's not super happy about that........." BREATHE!

Our Lady of Nashies lied, she LIED! Shockingly true, but true nonetheless the ring was not left in Kuwait. The Boss Aries Habibit needed time to decide what to tell the public, the plebian masses, about the ring.

"I was really like, ashamed of it..."

"What happened was actually really really horrible!" X.

So anyway, she lied. "I lost it, yeah, I lost it. I want to cry even thinking about it." He made her give the ring back. "I left Kuwait with my ring" X. "When I got to the Doha airport I went to the bathroom and I took my ring off to wash my hands," SCP-400# DOES NOT WASH ITS HOOVES. Chantal was under the impression that soap and water might damage a PawPaw Ronnie's gold ring.

"I didn't want it to ruin it and I wanted to wash my hands really well because they were really dirty". SCP-400# is composed of 36% detritus.

"I take my ring off, I wash my hands, and I forget to put my ring back on because I'm so tired from the plane ride and so stressed out and I didn't notice and I walked all the way to my gate, all the way to my gate." SCP-400# HURPLES IT CANNOT WALK.

A strange man accosted Chantal and when she went to hand him her boarding pass her heart dropped into her stomach because she realized she was NAKED! She had forgotten her ring! She was red faced in her abaya! Puffing! Could not BREEFE. Someone STOLE her ring! Some filthy brown cunt stole her ring!


The power of the lah is making SCP-400# difficult to perceive. This is a long and convoluted tale, a positive Scherefat of a story. Allegedly Cuntal made some poor underpaid airport worker get on the intercom of an international airport to broadcast in multiple languages that she had misplaced a crackerjack ring. It was not located. #Travelwoes.


This is a good lah. X.

Spoiler: Gettin' comfy playin' up the victim what a change.

There's a vidjeo okay!? Chantal is a good wife! She sent a freak out video to Salah, crying, wracked with tears! "Freaking out!" X.

"So that's proof that I did lose it"

Post it Cuntal.

"So if I need to, I could play that."

Do it.

"But I'm not going to."

The Moon has spoken.

Why don't you get to know? You think you have a right? Please, we are Muslimah now! There is no need to be engaging in drama! "I'm not going to explain myself" <blahblahSalahcuckblah> "I felt so bad because this is like a symbol of my marriage, of my relationship!" She feels so bad, so terrible. She fibbed!


"It was a very expensive lesson!" X.

The level of low-BMI to poorly spoken Wyrabic is making even the small coterie of VIB that cling like stubborn skin tags start to look for an exit to the stream. Time to distract with the BEACH!


LOLWUT?

Oh, well, nothing to see but we're going to go to the beach tonight! The Great Northern Fupallo misses the beaches! Poor Salah feels awful because she made him wait for an extra hour and a half! She left at 8:55pm from Canada and made a VLOG about her trip home! OoOOo vlog!


Look at this ring! Isn't it lovely! OoOoO aaaaaahHhhH shiny. Your nails look like shit. "The gold, I don't know" she is rambling on about the difference between real gold and wypipo gold which is a subject no one actually cares about. Salah did some vlogging while he waited for Chantal to hurple through all the loopholes that is allowing her to make a hostile takeover of the Kuwaiti immigrant community. We have reached immigrantception.

Salah was so tired having to wait an hour and a half after he renovated the entire flat! "I probably lost like 20lbs walking around the airport and that's why my finger's not swollen." or the fact the new ring is sized up to fit her slightly less dainty hoof.

So Howie who is also Harry is going to be on cam! He cannot be left in his playpen unattended because he is so smart that he escapes the hellhole of terror and tries to liberate himself from the flat before he is crushed. Such a great pet. So much better than those stupid cats. ().

Bonus Egg Karlee is in the chat for some reason and Chantal is rambling along about how she needs to get groceries for yet another brown man in her life. Maybe some kitchen tools. Maybe a spot of meth...


Or cocaine, whatever's clever in turning Salah into Nader 2.0.

The Syrian Refugeezer, Harry, is a great pet! This morning Guntal worked hard on cleaning the cage and unpacking. She is so exhausted!

Spoiler: OOoo got a Now You're in my Shoes Problem

Chantal had to wear her winter boots to the airport for the travel because of how cold it was in Canada! It was not a fun visit to Canada and she is so happy to be HOME in Kuwait! Salah is grateful he put a mat outside the door for the daintiest of footwear that belongs to our beloved Fupallo. There are VIB talking about how they're too poor to pay for even the cheapest of the new tiered memberships. Thank goodness the CAD has such a fantastic exchange rate.

Salah is attempting to speak and sound authoritative but he clears his throat like a bitch from the 1800's suffering under consumption. The effects of close proximity to SCP-400# can have profound effects in a short period of time.

Everything has become awkward and people just don't know "The real me, because at the end of the day when you turn the camera off they can only speculate." Ma'am when do you EVER turn the camera off? Chantal had to bawl in the corner at the airport because she lost her ring, it was terrible but Salah was with his girlfriend there for her.


X.


He really, really cares.

Chantal had to sit in the middle seat! The seats are small! Once again she didn't buy a second seat, "This time not so much, I'm sitting at the window and this old man comes and says 'You're sitting in my seat'" so she threw a fit and they had to talk to ground staff and rearrange, the flight was almost full. They delayed takeoff for 45 minutes while they boarded people on the flight to Rome Kuwait. They rearranged the entire flight for free to give Cuntal two seats. That's a real Fries move right there.

No matter how hard she works to avoid the drama it just seems to follow her! "I would have fit in one seat but it wouldn't have been comfortable." X.

She just needed some time to focus on getting Peetz the hell out of the Villa and to ride out the BBJ fiasco. She got in last night and Salah spent time with her! "He already went back to work...Hee hee"

Completely unbothered. X.


Look! A slum restaurant!

Chantal doesn't listen to her old music! It reminds her of her old life and her old mindset, "I wasn't happy." So Ma'am there's this thread....

People love to go to the beach at night in Kuwait! Especially in the Spring and the Summer and the plane flight was great because they delayed the flight and then the trip from Doha to Kuwait was fine! There was a man who made a HUGE fuss on the plane though because they wanted a diet coke! The stewardess brought a snack and juice but the man wanted a diet coke! My gosh imagine being so rude as to inconvenience a stewardess for a drink, that's tantamount to delaying an international flig....

NO SING!

Look this is about learning from mistakes! Also beaches!

...

Anyway...Salah filmed her arrival! He was so excited! They hugged. "A little bit." He loves her.

X.

Salah is speeding through the parking lot, enough so that Chantal is mildly uncomfortable. Is this finally it?

Are we hurtling toward the ultimate season finale!? No. Sadly not. Just putting a little scare in a lovely lady.


#PrettyPrivilege.

Spoiler: Breakin' hearts and pointin' fingers

"Do you guys like the new ring?" No. "I like it more, I think..." Null would buy you a better ring. Everything is fine, forget about Canada and the Villa, forget about those pesky cats and he who shall not be named. We're on a new arch, we're out at the beach in Kuwait and muting copyrighted music! We need that cold hard dinar for dinner.

Salah is nowhere to be found having made a beeline from the car. Someone has noticed SCP-400# and honked their horn.

Even in the darkness, there is no safety from the haydur. ().

"We're at the beach."

That's a boat launch, English Majortal.

"This is the beach."

That's a bathroom.

"In the palm trees where I feel happier."

The young nymph of the Fruit Fly Tribes, haggard from their harrowing experience in the carry-on baggage are becoming motion sick from the speed at which Salah drives Gunrar to hurple.

"Guys, look at my shoes I brought!"

Don't tease The Erverlord, Sharmuta!

Look, the beach!


They're just so happy, spending this quality time together, ecstatic really. Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the palm trees bring? Kuwait for once in perfect harmony, where all the Fruit Flies sing?

Guess not.

We're going to start calling donations Beezer Bucks 'cause it's fun and is likely a strange idea on how to drum up money and staunch the financial drain that this entire arc has brought. Chantal has been so open with people but being in Kuwait where Salad conveniently cannot be forced to show public affection has really shown her the value of privacy! Nobody knows they're holding hands in the dark though, or in the car! He's such a limp-wristed good husband.

They're awkwardly answering questions and it is oddly reminiscent of a gender swapped hostage vidjeo.


<SNIP VIB BULLSHIT>


Salah is getting Chantal an ice cream while she huffs and puffs in the torrid 64F.


Null would have got you a banana pepper split.

Salah has run to the trash, "Good boy." Uh.... "Good man! Hehehehe." Anyway we're leaving now, we'll be Beezing more now! Not tonight though there is a lot of unpacking to do and a vlog to edit! People are concerned for absolutely no reason about Harry the Hamster. "If I didn't cage him, he'd be dead..." MA'AM! Phrasing.

"There's so many things for him to get into in that apartment." Like fried chicken in a drawer. It's great though, everything is great! Salah loves her so much and the weather is so nice! Totally doesn't take her out only under cover of darkness. Absolutely never leaves her alone for hours and certainly doesn't sleep in another room with the door safely bolted.

If people aren't convinced then maybe it's time for a little bit of couple's camping! Always a fun activity, pilfering water from other families and leaving them in the middle of the desert. Such a great time for everyone!

The best time.

"I make a good housewife."

#SaveASalad

We've done internal work, work you don't see, big changes coming! Ramadan beezin' is ON. THE. WAY!

<Gunt Out>

Chantal's Actually Real Men​

Name	Race / Country	Is Also	Paid for Sex?	Note(s)
Salah	Syrian Fuckugee	A lot of Mr. Spock Eyebrow	YES	Marriage of Convenience
Null	Slobbermutt	Joshua Conner Moon / Final Boss of Transphobes	No	Man of principle and pizza.

Spoiler: Bonus Gunt

 

[shameful existence]

I lost my wedding ring...​

Friday, March 3

Spoiler: archive

I thought she was not posting this because it was nobody's business. She must be watching Frenchie who has been making fun of the story for ten minutes.

 

[Chameleon]

I lost my wedding ring...​

Friday, March 3

Spoiler: archive

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I thought she was not posting this because it was nobody's business. She must be watching Frenchie who has been faking fun of the story for ten minutes.

Confirmed. She mass texts Salad just as she did Nader. She is absolutely psychotic.

 

[San Dimas High School]

That leads me to believe that those parts of the story are true. I think the fat cunt's fat finger snapped the ring at the airport.

She'd have just got it repaired then. You're right about some of the details coming off as true, she's merging real details into her lie or getting better at lying. She was at the wrong gate and had to walk toward a yellow stuffed animal, that probably happened.

The ring stories are so weird because she was talking about Salah upgrading it like a month after it being brand new. No one does that. She knew the ring was temporary and lies so much about crap no one would lie about.

Regular people lose rings, it happens. It's not something you need to craft a story around. It's ok in her mind because she knew she would fess up eventually? The only victim here are here true fans. I don't care if she lies to me, but I'd imagine I'd feel offended if I was a fan of hers. Maybe that's why she makes $15 on a stream that should really break the bank for any other streamer.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

I lost my wedding ring...​

Friday, March 3

Spoiler: archive

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I thought she was not posting this because it was nobody's business. She must be watching Frenchie who has been making fun of the story for ten minutes.

 

[Mike Hunt]

You can tell that Salah's totally checked out, and this is supposed to be their first time together since she came back from Canada. If I had to guess, Salah was hoping that Chins got her shit together when she went back so she can start the process of bringing him over to Leafland. Instead, Chins forced her way back to Kuwait, probably against some mild protestation by Salah along the lines of "what the fuck are you doing?" She still leads him on by responding "someday" whenever Salah hints about wanting to see snow (I think he did this twice in the recent live) and paying him behind the scenes.

There's a different feel to this live than the ones they did when Chins was last in Kuwait. Salah seems more irritable, quicker to insult Chins, and no-sells some of Chins statements. I'm guessing he'll become more snippy as the YouTube income dwindles and the shack he and Chins share becomes more of a fart prison. A prison within the prison Salah already is in by being an unwanted migrant in Kuwait.

 

[Random Internet Person]

like the post below me implies, Salad could be the most brutal and effective troll that has ever existed and is doing all of this to ruin Chantals life

Rule one of lolcows: the worst damage that can be done is always self inflicted. I'm pretty sure the classic CWC trolls have this guy beat.

Superchats for HI GUYSSS!!!, streamed March 3, 2023:
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Please stop doing that eyebrow, Salah. It's starting to piss me off with how much eyefucking you do. Somebody let me know when he gets a suit that isn't The John Travolta

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Confirmed. She mass texts Salad just as she did Nader. She is absolutely psychotic.

I enjoy his replies being two words or emojis.

Just proof for my followers that I was lying :-).

I was scrubbing the archive and happened to land here which I thought was kind of funny and definitely seems like Salah has/had no intention on ever going to Canada.