Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Broadside]

It can go either way. Remember that Marty made no explicit threats to Cyraxx on his trip here while Cyraxx has explicitly stated that he was going to injure Marty multiple times this past week alone. If the police get called, they'll likely take statements from both people, review the footage (which is grainy) and maybe either arrest the both of them, or warn both of them.

Luckily, Ohio passed a stand your ground law and you can argue that Marty's actions weren't disproportional to the threat, so he was under no obligation to retreat like in other states. Police can get probably get him on simple assault or disturbing the peace, but that would also require arresting Chance as well since Raxx was the tard who instigated things.

What Is The Right To Self-Defense In Ohio

Attorney James D. Owen, a Columbus criminal defense lawyer, discusses the long-established right in Ohio to use deadly force when acting in self-defense.

columbuscriminaldefenseattorney.com

At the end of the day, I think it comes down to if Sally is willing to risk her baby pedophile spending a night in jail in order to get at Marty. Which I personally think she won't.

You've got video evidence of Cyraxx literally saying he was gonna hurt and kill Marty, then Cyraxx literally approaches Marty to attack him. He's got a good case imo

 

[maguyver16]

Cyraxx finally had to hand over the crown ON FILM. Cope incoming for sure

 

[Pitbull Victim]

The Akron Goblin Coward getting his ass kicked by a fat guy hahahahaha(I never thought he would show up, tho. Maybe he shouldn't have..)

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This is the hardest I've laughed at something on the internet in a long time. Cyrax's weird walk like he has to poop, how incredibly short he is, how one overhand smack immediately takes him down, his reaction of "OOF. . . why?". All gold.

 

[Deanwilson]

I'm honestly more surprised Sally and Ed didn't keep Chance on a tight leash for this one. Wonder what slipped up on the mom and dad radar

he probably just ran out. Ed is not his dad. Cyraxx was an adult already when he met Sally. He just puts up with the live in special needs grandson so he can get access to that sweet sweet Sally pussy.

 

[Blagher]

Remember that Sally likely still thinks the anthrax letter came from Marty, so she might be more willing to call the cops because she probably believes Marty is genuinely out to get her and Chance. It's been almost half an hour with no signs of police showing up though, so you might be right.

The undeniable fact is that Rax approached Marty. If this were a bar fight, the cops usually either arrest both people or neither. Unless Chance manages to lie to Sally about the assault, the cops will likely explain that both of them will be arrested for disturbing the peace or some random shit, Also remember that Rax already has a prior for assaulting his mom while Marty presumably has no prior. Also consider that Raxx can't string two sentences together without sounding like a 43 while Marty can calmly explain his side of the story.

The cops are really going to strain to just arrest Marty and leave Cyraxx alone on this one.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

This is the hardest I've laughed at something on the internet in a long time. Cyrax's weird walk like he has to poop, how incredibly short he is, how one overhand smack immediately takes him down, his reaction of "OOF. . . why?". All gold.

I call that his goblin prance, arms out but elbows to his side like he's running towards someone to hug them.

 

[Blagher]

he probably just ran out. Ed is not his dad. Cyraxx was an adult already when he met Sally. He just puts up with the live in special needs grandson so he can get access to that sweet sweet Sally pussy.

Yeah but you know he's getting an earful from Sally about why he didn't protect her precious son.

 

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The undeniable fact is that Rax approached Marty. If this were a bar fight, the cops usually either arrest both people or neither. Unless Chance manages to lie to Sally about the assault, the cops will likely explain that both of them will be arrested for disturbing the peace or some random shit, Also remember that Rax already has a prior for assaulting his mom while Marty presumably has no prior. Also consider that Raxx can't string two sentences together without sounding like a 43 while Marty can calmly explain his side of the story.

The cops are really going to strain to just arrest Marty and leave Cyraxx alone on this one.

I don't doubt that Cyraxx will be the one to get arrested if the cops are called, it's just surprising that Sally hasn't called them already considering this is the closest to an actual reason to do so she's ever had and whether or not a crime was actually committed has never stopped her before.

 

[Goblin9]

You've got video evidence of Cyraxx literally saying he was gonna hurt and kill Marty, then Cyraxx literally approaches Marty to attack him. He's got a good case imo

You have a long history of Marty harassing cyrax or vice versa. It's not cut and dry and especially not when Marty calls him over.

The undeniable fact is that Rax approached Marty. If this were a bar fight, the cops usually either arrest both people or neither. Unless Chance manages to lie to Sally about the assault, the cops will likely explain that both of them will be arrested for disturbing the peace or some random shit, Also remember that Rax already has a prior for assaulting his mom while Marty presumably has no prior. Also consider that Raxx can't string two sentences together without sounding like a 43 while Marty can calmly explain his side of the story.

The cops are really going to strain to just arrest Marty and leave Cyraxx alone on this one.

Depends on their mood. Removing Marty and leaving rax alone is a good way to avoid more trouble. Leaving both so close means there's likely more trouble they don't want to deal with and Marty is the easiest to remove. A night in the drunk tank approach.

Yeah but you know he's getting an earful from Sally about why he didn't protect her precious son.

In my experience this usually ends in the nagging wife talking the guy into fighting the other dude. He turns up and says "women are retarded, want a smoke?" and the issues resolved but this is Ed and Marty so who knows. Probably the only chance they ever have to get Marty in their entire lives.

 

[BigRaxx]

Marty should be fine, he'll probably be questioned but there is years-worth of video evidence of Cyrax trying to threaten Marty's life.

 

[Broadside]

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I'm away from my laptop atm

 

[Guntburglar]

Can we get the current events featured?

 

[LGHDR+]

Well thanks to William GH we got the answer
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If the person that did this absolute retarded shit is reading this thread.
You are about to get fucked
And you absolutely deserve it
Faggot

Also it's a gigantic waste of time since Cyrax is a biological hazard already. I feel retarded might be the wrong word, because a retard would never pull something this stupid. Faggot seems appropriate though.

 

[Amewsed]

Marty should be fine, he'll probably be questioned but there is years-worth of video evidence of Cyrax trying to threaten Marty's life.

Wonder if this will be the end of th3 cyraxx - Marty saga.

There is no recovering from this for cyraxx...or Marty for that matter.

It's both funny and sad.

 

[Muu]

God damnit this is the highlight on the year 6 years of build up, just our luck it happend off screen. I'm unironically shocked I was expecting verbal exchange on the porch at best but this?...where does the drift king go from here only time will tell vitches.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

This all won't had happen if fucking Marty's slutty bitch GF never took nudes in the first place!

 

[Spunt]

This is the best season finale since Best of Both Worlds.

Fuck me Cyrax's gait is hilarious. He walks like a meth-fuelled Oompa-Loompa, except an Oompa-Loompa probably has better combat ability. Holy shit what a beatdown.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

There is no recovering from this for cyraxx...or Marty for that matter.

Later tonight the story will be Marty had 12 Navy Seals with chains and lead pipes who ambushed him, and he managed to fight them all off and made Marty beg for mercy, but he didn't escape totally unscathed. He took a little damage but it's nothing for a viking warrior like himself.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.

Eat a dick, I don't need approval from faggots.

 

[Broadside]

"Please let me go! I'm begging you! PLEASE!"

-Chance Wilkins, 2023

Marty just straight up assaulted cyrax, what the fuck are you niggers going on about? Not only did marty invite Cyrax onto the property by saying "come over here" but he threw the first punch. At that point it doesn't matter if cyrax threatened him. He can't claim self defense when he initiated the conflict and refused to let Cyrax leave after he started screaming and was asked to be left alone. I'm all for laughing at Cyrax and exposing him, but this was way out of line. Hope the police do something with the fat cunt. I know everyone wants to watch a circus, but this is getting out of hand.

Lol shut the fuck up faggot