Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Unabomber Eleven]

Those twins freak me out most of all.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Boundaries? What the fuck are boundaries when your children are merely an extension of your ego and only serve to validate you? Do you think it’s wildly inappropriate for Madonna to sleep with her child’s friends? That’s very normie and vanilla and not how iconic artists roll. Free your mind, buzzkill.

And if Lola thought the photoshop-bombing was fun, just wait. Daughters of narcissistic mothers get extra special treatment….

My advice:
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So it appears that Madonna is channeling her inner 90’s club kid while ingesting all her meds at once for this…look…..:
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Those pink shorts are giving “there’s an adult diaper under here”….




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Why don’t you tell us Madds, since you treat your kids like props instead of family?

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Your hostage daughter looks thrilled here….

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And for the love of fuck, don’t let your daughter wear cheap, synthetic wigs in public like this:

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T A C K Y. (Not the daughters fault obviously)

If designer-EVERYTHING is good enough for you on your African Charity Tour a month or so ago, then you can spring for a wig that wasnt on clearance at Spirit Halloween for your daughter.

DoBetter

Lmfao, she looks like a drugged up hobo in the dancing video. If I saw her on the street I'd never guess it was madonna. Just some crazed lady.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

The old lady flapping bat wings at :11 sure are something.

Lola looks like every greasy beaner I went to highschool with, but somehow even greasier and not 300 pounds yet and also Madonna's daughter, which just blows my mind.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I loathe the no-eyebrow look Lourdes and her mother have.
Pencil-thin eyebrows age a woman like nothing else, and they're there to frame your face. Without them, all your facial proportions look off.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Pencil-thin eyebrows age a woman like nothing else, and they're there to frame your face. Without them, all your facial proportions look off.

Plus, they have a physical and social purpose:


I thought I was being a lil bitch when my internal reaction to “no eyebrows” was “that’s not a person! Get away! Get away!” and now it makes more sense….. it makes the person look uncanny valley/like a skinwalker, and possibly even severely Ill…..

 

[Absolutego]

Plus, they have a physical and social purpose:
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I thought I was being a lil bitch when my internal reaction to “no eyebrows” was “that’s not a person! Get away! Get away!” and now it makes more sense….. it makes the person look uncanny valley/like a skinwalker, and possibly even severely Ill…..

dogs literally evolved eyebrow ridges to make it easier to communicate with humans. They're pretty important and lacking them is a nigh-universal tell for "weirdo".

 

[Iron Hamster]

dogs literally evolved eyebrow ridges to make it easier to communicate with humans. They're pretty important and lacking them is a nigh-universal tell for "weirdo".

lol. This is like a derich copy pasta factoid in dsp chat.

 

[Green Kitbash]

Why do old gay guys like whores made out of plastic like Madonna so much? One showed me a vid of her and Amy Schumer and it made me want to pull a Charlie Rocket and find the nearest field.

And he was like she looks good! Better than her Grammy appearance!

And I'm just sitting their how to process that. Its not just Madonna of course, but she is the one that broke my brain so much especially given how fucked up she is not even counting her appearance. Shes like a bad John Waters villain come to life... wait is that the secret?!

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Why do old gay guys like whores made out of plastic like Madonna so much?

When Madonna was a teen, she had a gay dance teacher who would take her to gay dance clubs in Detroit, and she would be a bit of a star there; the cishet white girl who graced the underground with her presence in a largely ignored subculture, far removed from the mainstream (read: “exotic”)….Seems cute at first, but I think that’s where she got the taste for cultural appropriation in her system, and was embraced by a community that was largely unrepresented, often mocked, and not in a position to push back about much….

Fast forward to the 90’s: the Vogue phenomenon. Voguing was the centerpiece of underground gay ballroom culture and completely unheard of by most of “normie” society. When Madonna copied vogue, it was a double edged sword; on one had, gay culture was celebrated as exciting and elevated by the exposure; on the other, it was a blatant rip-off of marginalized people who either couldn’t push back or wouldn’t push back out of fear of losing whatever was gained. There was also the feel of Madonna being looked at like the proverbial homecoming queen (especially as a wildly popular and successful pop star) that decided to sit with the nerds (gays) at lunch to elevate their status, and they ate that shit up…..The media also heavily championed Madonna as a gay icon, even tho she was a white cishet woman profiting off their exploitation directly.

Basically, the gays are her handmaidens and most of them don’t realize it. The ones that do are the minority and are hushed or treated like they are shitting on an impeachable legacy.



There’s a few articles out there if you look around, here’s a couple quick and dirty sources:

Appropriation Of Voguing And Queer Culture - Gaysi

Voguing has been an important part of queer identity for decades. It is a liberating form of self-expression and identity for the community, an essential element of pride. Thus, it is a celebration that should be honoured during Pride Month. The art of voguing, much like the tradition of Pride...

gaysifamily.com

Madonna’s cultural appropriation confirms what a cliche she has become | Nesrine Malik

Nesrine Malik: As they plunder minority cultures in their desperation to appear edgy, all artists such as Iggy Azalea and Madonna succeed in doing is flaunting their unoriginality

www.theguardian.com

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Why do old gay guys like whores made out of plastic like Madonna so much?

Because a lot of them really don't like women that much and enjoy encouraging them to make fools of themselves or self destruct.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Because a lot of them really don't like women that much and enjoy encouraging them to make fools of themselves or self destruct.

There’s definitely more of this going on than most people realize

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Lmfao, she looks like a drugged up hobo in the dancing video. If I saw her on the street I'd never guess it was madonna. Just some crazed lady.

To think that this is what Madge herself wants to make fashionable — a used to be famous crazed, possible drug-addled pop star that is trying to one up the insane homeless women that thinks she’s talking to demons in her sleep.

 

[Constellationzero]

When Madonna was a teen, she had a gay dance teacher who would take her to gay dance clubs in Detroit, and she would be a bit of a star there; the cishet white girl who graced the underground with her presence in a largely ignored subculture, far removed from the mainstream (read: “exotic”)….Seems cute at first, but I think that’s where she got the taste for cultural appropriation in her system, and was embraced by a community that was largely unrepresented, often mocked, and not in a position to push back about much….

Fast forward to the 90’s: the Vogue phenomenon. Voguing was the centerpiece of underground gay ballroom culture and completely unheard of by most of “normie” society. When Madonna copied vogue, it was a double edged sword; on one had, gay culture was celebrated as exciting and elevated by the exposure; on the other, it was a blatant rip-off of marginalized people who either couldn’t push back or wouldn’t push back out of fear of losing whatever was gained. There was also the feel of Madonna being looked at like the proverbial homecoming queen (especially as a wildly popular and successful pop star) that decided to sit with the nerds (gays) at lunch to elevate their status, and they ate that shit up…..The media also heavily championed Madonna as a gay icon, even tho she was a white cishet woman profiting off their exploitation directly.

Basically, the gays are her handmaidens and most of them don’t realize it. The ones that do are the minority and are hushed or treated like they are shitting on an impeachable legacy.

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There’s a few articles out there if you look around, here’s a couple quick and dirty sources:

Appropriation Of Voguing And Queer Culture - Gaysi

Voguing has been an important part of queer identity for decades. It is a liberating form of self-expression and identity for the community, an essential element of pride. Thus, it is a celebration that should be honoured during Pride Month. The art of voguing, much like the tradition of Pride...

gaysifamily.com

Madonna’s cultural appropriation confirms what a cliche she has become | Nesrine Malik

Nesrine Malik: As they plunder minority cultures in their desperation to appear edgy, all artists such as Iggy Azalea and Madonna succeed in doing is flaunting their unoriginality

www.theguardian.com

Voguing was an element of survival.

Jesus Goddamn Fucking Christ.

Enlighten me, please. Were the niggers and faggots and faggoty niggers gonna catch fire if they didn't tard out on a dance floor like an epileptic monkey glitching out? Were they gonna bust a hemorrhoid and black ichor out of their assholes?

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Boundaries? What the fuck are boundaries when your children are merely an extension of your ego and only serve to validate you? Do you think it’s wildly inappropriate for Madonna to sleep with her child’s friends? That’s very normie and vanilla and not how iconic artists roll. Free your mind, buzzkill.

And if Lola thought the photoshop-bombing was fun, just wait. Daughters of narcissistic mothers get extra special treatment….

My advice:
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So it appears that Madonna is channeling her inner 90’s club kid while ingesting all her meds at once for this…look…..:
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Those pink shorts are giving “there’s an adult diaper under here”….

loving the choppy camera angles, attempting to hide her arthritic dancing

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Voguing was an element of survival.

Jesus Goddamn Fucking Christ.

I never said I agreed with all that malarkey, merely explaining part of it and providing a couple of sources for context/perspective.

A used to be famous crazed, possible drug-addled pop star that is trying to one up the insane homeless women that thinks she’s talking to demons in her sleep.

Same energy


*to be fair tho, Ruby is a homeless woman with untreated schizophrenia and isn’t a degenerate sex fiend. I would totally hang out with Ruby, but not Madds

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Why do old gay guys like whores made out of plastic like Madonna so much?

For this reason....

Because a lot of them really don't like women that much and enjoy encouraging them to make fools of themselves or self destruct.

....but also because old gay queens and women like Madonna are both catty, bitter, and used up, so they get along. Plus having plastic whores around, and women in general, raises the possibility of having straight men nearby, which every self-hating homo yearns for.

When Madonna was a teen, she had a gay dance teacher who would take her to gay dance clubs in Detroit, and she would be a bit of a star there; the cishet white girl who graced the underground with her presence in a largely ignored subculture, far removed from the mainstream (read: “exotic”)….Seems cute at first, but I think that’s where she got the taste for cultural appropriation in her system, and was embraced by a community that was largely unrepresented, often mocked, and not in a position to push back about much….

Fast forward to the 90’s: the Vogue phenomenon. Voguing was the centerpiece of underground gay ballroom culture and completely unheard of by most of “normie” society. When Madonna copied vogue, it was a double edged sword; on one had, gay culture was celebrated as exciting and elevated by the exposure; on the other, it was a blatant rip-off of marginalized people who either couldn’t push back or wouldn’t push back out of fear of losing whatever was gained. There was also the feel of Madonna being looked at like the proverbial homecoming queen (especially as a wildly popular and successful pop star) that decided to sit with the nerds (gays) at lunch to elevate their status, and they ate that shit up…..The media also heavily championed Madonna as a gay icon, even tho she was a white cishet woman profiting off their exploitation directly.

Basically, the gays are her handmaidens and most of them don’t realize it. The ones that do are the minority and are hushed or treated like they are shitting on an impeachable legacy.

View attachment 4692184

There’s a few articles out there if you look around, here’s a couple quick and dirty sources:

Appropriation Of Voguing And Queer Culture - Gaysi

Voguing has been an important part of queer identity for decades. It is a liberating form of self-expression and identity for the community, an essential element of pride. Thus, it is a celebration that should be honoured during Pride Month. The art of voguing, much like the tradition of Pride...

gaysifamily.com

Madonna’s cultural appropriation confirms what a cliche she has become | Nesrine Malik

Nesrine Malik: As they plunder minority cultures in their desperation to appear edgy, all artists such as Iggy Azalea and Madonna succeed in doing is flaunting their unoriginality

www.theguardian.com

LOL that stuff sounds like it was written by a spoiled idiot born after 9/11.
Madonna employed gay dancers for years (and they looked very, very gay in her live shows, which wasn't really done then), and made visible a community that nobody knew or cared about outside of their AIDS-festering ghetto shitholes. I cannot believe I'm defending this silicone gollum and her fag brigade but stuff like that is pure historical revisionism.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Oh boy, I had no idea this thread existed. It was kinda hard reading through some pages because for many years I have been a very devoted fan of Madonna, her album was the very first album I ever bought as a 10 year old girl. I've had all the other albums , I bought the original Sex book etc. Badmouthing her would be kinda like badmouthing a family member or something.

I don't have social medias so I only see occasional posts about her popping up on the internet and I'm certain at some point something happened.

I mean she looked amazing up until her late 40s/early 50s. I think she looked fab during her Ray of Light era and throughout Confessions on a Dancefloor.

I actually do think that older women (in their 70s) can get away with still looking/wanting to be sexy (Cher) or being wild (Vivianne Westwood) without the cringe. But sadly this ain't it.

Even in 2012 when she was 54 she looked bomb during her Superbowl performance and very clearly she had her shit together.



I haven't really been following her or her music that much afterwards, and at some point this completely new Madonna emerged but it wasn't the good reinvention she's always been known for.

I sometimes suspect she might have had a stroke. Her speech has changed, she suddenly had this weird lisp and she was slurring. I remember watching her on Jimmy Gallon or someone and she had long her extensions and was covering half of her face and her entire mannerism just seemed different. She also started to gain weight and look kinda hunched. I know she's had some serious accidents and broken bones but she's always been an absolute health obsessed fitness fanatic. As far as I remember I don't think she's even drank alcohol.

These are from the Jimmy Gallon interview, her eye seems to be droopy and her face just seems off. Either she had some health issues or a botched surgery.





And she's been jumping on his desk like a retard and flashing her ass, which is exactly what Courtney Love (whom Madonna looked down on) used to do during interviews when she was high and drunk.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Madonna is reminding me ever so slightly of Roller Girl in that video of her dancing while dressed as a 90s nightmare.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Speaking of ol’ Lola….did you guys know she’s made some sort of super sad sack attempt at a music career or something?…. Looks like the EP was released to precisely * zero * fanfare and, uh…a “mixed”reception, if I’m being generous (for once….look at me, growing!)

Dude. Her two new songs, especially Love Me Still, absolutely rock.

This isnt mainstream boomer shit, it's a homage to 90s electronica and d&b that thrived in Europe in the 90s/00s.

I actually give her credit for going into a non commercial, vintage sound that very few will probably appreciate nowadays.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Dude. Her two new songs, especially Love Me Still, absolutely rock.

This isnt mainstream boomer shit, it's a homage to 90s electronica and d&b that thrived in Europe in the 90s/00s.

I actually give her credit for going into a non commercial, vintage sound that very few will probably appreciate nowadays.

I love that era/genre and have since its start 30 years ago. And that song is all right, but it's 90% J!mmy and 10% random affected croaky-voiced girl barely pushing sound. It could have been anyone.

Also watched the video, and I've confirmed my bemused amazement at Lourdes' apparent gigantic belief that she is off the charts gorgeous, when she is not only very homely (and that's okay), but she is not stylistically interesting. She's driving straight street chicana from the year 2000, and the tiny dash of club kid affect is undone by those ghetto nails. And I finally had to quit the video because I couldn't take one more "let me poke out my ass and roll over on my stomach while looking back at the camera (aka "imagine you're fucking me from behind, if you can stand it")" shot.

I think I liked the red of her lipstick, though.