Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[LonesomeDud]

God, I forgot this was one of the things she based her fucking personality on somehow.

One thing that annoys me so much is when a woman both bases her personality on A Handmaid's Tale and they cannot name one other piece of literature written by Margaret Atwood.

Polissa would be thrown away like trash in the universe Atwood sets up in her books. It's a really weird thing to get obsessed with.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Pissa seems to have acquired shrooms on the taxpayer's dime. This rant screams "I just did psychedelics and I have some Deep Thoughts I'm not gonna follow through on" lol don't ask me how i would know

Spoiler: Transcript

Well the world didn't burn down today, so I guess it was a good day! (shout out to Ice Cube)

You know, here on my tiktok as of late, I've had some really serious hard conversations (reeing about random bullshit isn't a hard conversation) and it has made me just been put into a funk. And I know that last video I made showed it. And I'm sorry if I dragged anyone into my funk. I'm just feeling the weight of the world right now. (no, i think that's just your triple chins and big ol' gunt)

And that's part of being empathetic is you acknowledge the pain of others. (bitch you mostly whine about yourself tf? Also being empathetic is like being smart. If you have to say it you probably aren't)

And I've been seeing a lot of people hurting with no solutions for a hot minute. (NO HELP CAME)

So this is my personal philosophy: religion aside, anything aside, just be a good human being that's it. Be a good human. (Go to a festival and buy crystals while your ailing cat lies at home, then whine that you had too much of a headache to take him to the vet even though you had the money)

Be a light in a very dark hurting world . Leave religion out of it. Just be a good person. You know. Help where you can. (Direct to my cashapp please)

What is light? What does light do? Light illuminates. It shoes what colors lie in the dark. It also shows the sliver linings and rain clouds and the fractals of light reflected off water droplets in the air to form a rainbow. (I just listened to DSOTM... so trippy man!)

We don't have enough people elevating helpers right now. So tiktok, here's the challenge: find the helpers, share their posts, elevate them. (here's 1000 more shots of my greasy moon face!)

Let's get back on track. Let's start talking in our communities. (let's show up to the local pro-choice rally in a handmaid costume after the organizers explicitly said not to!)

Let's start planting gardens and helping kids so they're not getting behind right now. Let's get back to local communities. Let's find out what we can do individually. (whine on tiktok while not leaving the house ever. My neighbors are all assholes, what could they ever do for me?)

Cause it's going to take every one of us individually to fix the mess we're in. And we are in one big mess. (don't tell me to get a job though!)

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I honestly can't think of anything more distressing to look at while coming up on shrooms than Polissa's greasy pumpkin-sized head. I'd honestly rather watch faces of death while tripping.

I also can't help but notice Polissa isn't doing anything she's suggesting other people do. She doesn't volunteer her time. The one time she got involved in community activism, she actively tried to splinter the group because they wouldn't let her play handmaids tale dress ups at events.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Oh gawd it's got the blue lipstick on again.
Why.
Just why.

 

[A-Stump]

Pissa seems to have acquired shrooms on the taxpayer's dime. This rant screams "I just did psychedelics and I have some Deep Thoughts I'm not gonna follow through on" lol don't ask me how i would know

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Spoiler: Transcript

Well the world didn't burn down today, so I guess it was a good day! (shout out to Ice Cube)

You know, here on my tiktok as of late, I've had some really serious hard conversations (reeing about random bullshit isn't a hard conversation) and it has made me just been put into a funk. And I know that last video I made showed it. And I'm sorry if I dragged anyone into my funk. I'm just feeling the weight of the world right now. (no, i think that's just your triple chins and big ol' gunt)

And that's part of being empathetic is you acknowledge the pain of others. (bitch you mostly whine about yourself tf? Also being empathetic is like being smart. If you have to say it you probably aren't)

And I've been seeing a lot of people hurting with no solutions for a hot minute. (NO HELP CAME)

So this is my personal philosophy: religion aside, anything aside, just be a good human being that's it. Be a good human. (Go to a festival and buy crystals while your ailing cat lies at home, then whine that you had too much of a headache to take him to the vet even though you had the money)

Be a light in a very dark hurting world . Leave religion out of it. Just be a good person. You know. Help where you can. (Direct to my cashapp please)

What is light? What does light do? Light illuminates. It shoes what colors lie in the dark. It also shows the sliver linings and rain clouds and the fractals of light reflected off water droplets in the air to form a rainbow. (I just listened to DSOTM... so trippy man!)

We don't have enough people elevating helpers right now. So tiktok, here's the challenge: find the helpers, share their posts, elevate them. (here's 1000 more shots of my greasy moon face!)

Let's get back on track. Let's start talking in our communities. (let's show up to the local pro-choice rally in a handmaid costume after the organizers explicitly said not to!)

Let's start planting gardens and helping kids so they're not getting behind right now. Let's get back to local communities. Let's find out what we can do individually. (whine on tiktok while not leaving the house ever. My neighbors are all assholes, what could they ever do for me?)

Cause it's going to take every one of us individually to fix the mess we're in. And we are in one big mess. (don't tell me to get a job though!)

Rainbow Brite, meet Rainbow Dim

 

[PollyPissyPants]

This bitch needs to learn how to do basic fucking cooking. Eggs are amazing and adaptable as fuck.

She's such a good example of the dilution of the term "trauma". It's like my friend traumatized into eating mayo sandwiches for her between lunch-dinner meal. Oh, if only we knew how hard it was to eat slightly boring food in excess, then we'd understand!!

Hi frens! I’ve been off being even more peaked by absurd troons but I have returned to the land of the deathfats.

I know I’m a few pages behind but I had to comment about the dilution of words like “trauma”. These days, fucking everything is trauma, every ex is a narc, every answer someone doesn’t like is gaslighting, bills protecting literal children from hacking their tits off is genocide so on and so on. We see it A LOT in fatties like Porky Pissa and Kelly Lenza and troons like Erin Reed and it’s so absurd. These words are losing their meaning, and people with true PTSD are being lumped in with these drama queens. Life is challenging and hard as fuck, but eating eggs without fucking cheese isn’t trauma you fat retard.

ETA word fix

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Greetings, naughty children. As she continues her intoxicated rants about the world and how we should all do better, Polissa made a public Facebook post about the latter. Warning: Golden Rule #4 may raise your blood pressure.



Ellen Degeneres may've advocated for kindness despite for being a genuine cunt to her employees, but at least she didn't kill multiple animals from neglect (as far as I know).

And lo, she continued on this train of thought on TikTok tonight. I'll post transcripts tomorrow if I have the time. Had more medical fuckery today, hooray. Transcripts up

The first one is a defense of Dolly Parton, Taylor Swift, and drag queens

Spoiler: Ah yes, Disney Company the singular entertainer

[Blanche voice video. It starts semi normal but then she gets deeper into it once Dolly Parton is mentioned]

*deep breath* Y'all ignore how I look! I've just woke up from a nap and I've only watched like three videos [ooh, a whole three videos on TikTok! That's not ten minutes (max)] and I've already got one that's *whoooo*

*tongue click* *deep breath* Now we all know what's going on with Tennessee banning uh, drag, and what's that gonna look like [less potential child rape? I'm up for it!] But I just saw a woman try to go for Dolly Parton!

*deep breath* So let's get some things factually *stammers* straight about the *stammers* woman! The goddess Dolly Parton! [that there is an opinion]

*gasp* One! *gasp* The woman is non political! [there is a difference between having no political stance and keeping your mouth shut about them; one of the things I've heard non Americans be boggled out about regarding Americans is that our celebs are so often open about their political beliefs] *gasp* She's always stayed non political! She will never state her political beliefs! *tongue click* That's just who she is! *gasp* She is an angel among this earth and above politics [we were talking about facts, right?] *gasp* Leave the woman alone!

*gasp* Two! She is an entertainer! What is she supposed to do?! Huh?! [of all the videos to not stitch with, she picks this one. I would actually be interested in this one's context] Yeah, she got more money than God! *head shakes* She's been sending the money wherever it needs to go! [so does JK Rowling but oh wait] Where it will do the best good! By teaching the next generation to read! By making sure people got their Moderna shots during the pandemic! [she funded the research and then got the shot, I don't remember her signal boosting it] She is an angel on this earth! Leave the woman alone!

Now the drag community loves to impersonate Miss Dolly! *lip smack* That's cause she's fun! The costumes, the hair, the songs! She's an entertainer! Leave Dolly alone! [because heaven forbid the one person annoyed with Dolly Parton (or the drag queen community emulating her looks, I guess) can't be allowed to be annoyed with Dolly Parton (or that)]

You're also coming for Miss Taylor Swift! *deep breath* Miss Taylor Swift! Another wonderful entertainer! An entertainer! She ain't a politician! *gasp* What do you want these entertainers to do?! You need a politician! *gasp* You need to be organizing! [I've seen how Polissa organized a protest. She admitted that it was hard as shit and tried to fuck up the protest when it didn't go her way] and stop putting blame on people that the blame ain't there!

*pause* These people have to live there! They have to shut up and put up with it too! [are we talking about drag queens or people that voted for Kodos] *gasp* Their best moi of fighting things is to vote! Just like yours! *pause* Stop putting blame on entertainers! You putting too much faith and money into the entertainers! [like you with Dolly, the angel among the earth?]

What you need to be doing is organizing! Call a meeting at your local library! Put it out flyers saying this is where we're meeting, why we're meeting! Get people to meet! *pause* Get people to protest! [don't forget the protest cosplay!]

*stammers* Just seriously! Leave the entertainers alone! There ain't much they can do! [laughs in but Dolly Parton] *shakes head* Look! Disney sitting down there trying to fight DeSantis [Disney's head versus DeSantis sounds like an amazing Celebrity Deathmatch brawl] Look what DeSantis did to them! [didn't someone in the Disney family support Don't Say Gay or whatever?] They took one of their whole neighborhoods!

Come on, get real! Entertainers have limited power! [laughs in Dolly Parton vaccine research]

Second one is about Texan childrens tax credit laws. I think? She's freaking the fuck out about how the The Handmaid's Tale is prophetic again, at any rate, even if she's not outright saying it.

Spoiler: Texas is proto Gilead

[Polissa does this thing where she screams something and then starts whispering cute little retorts before screaming again in this video]

Well, Texas Republicans are at it again! HB 2889, *tongue click* *reads a description off google* "get married, stay married, and be fruitful and multiply!" *gasp* This bill gives a serious tax cut--a property tax cut!-- to those that get married, stay within that first marriage, and have four children! You get a 10% property tax discount, and if you have 10 children, you get 100% tax cut on that property tax!

This is insanity! [taking care of kids spendy]And it's more white republicans freaking out! Because white birth rates have fallen! And there's just as many white people that don't hold Republican values! [Texas is technically a purple state- huge pockets of red, but then there's big pockets of blue like Austin] And they're freaking out because they no longer control the narrative! [Isn't much of Texas's state government still red, though?] *gasp* They're trying so hard! And they know the only weather they're going to control this narrative is to push these laws through!

*gasp* So let's take a look at what they're really planning! [I have linked the bill at the start of this transcript if you want to read it] Since it doesn't seem the Democrats are getting ahead of the game! Maybe by telling you what the game is, you can get ahead of it!

*background changes to a red MS Paint picture* *gasp* So these are the steps that the Republicans have been planning for decades! Step one is to make it incentive to have children! [wasn't Polissa bitching about Covid related childrens tax credits ending last year?] Because we need more children, right?! More white Republican nationalist fascist children! [this is a "Handmaid's Tale is prophecy" video and you cannot tell me otherwise. Polissa is also butthurt she can't have her starving animals be counted as children for government purposes]

And then, we need to assign a public dress code, right?! [ding ding ding] Because we need to look nice and uniformed and full of morality! And they're already doing this with the banning of drag and public spaces and putting rules on trans lives! Yeah, that's this first steps to making a public dress code!

Second, yeah see, no we did second-- Third! Remove women from the workforce! *grins* They're gonna start with the men dominated jobs! And they're gonna move their way down through the rest of the jobs! Until it's gonna be very easy because they're gonna remove all female education! Now if they take away the education system like they're really trying to, they won't have to educate girls! Yeah! They'll send your child to school, but she will get a different education from the boys! One more suited to her talents and morality!

And once they do that, it's gonna be easy to enslave all women again! [wait, all women were enslaved in America pre 1865? News to me!] You know, pre vote era! [Fuck you, Susan B Anthony, Ida B Wells, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Sacajawea, Anne Hutchinson...] You know, that's their idol! That's what they're idolizing! *grins* Is what women were before the right to vote! [Fuck you, Lucy Stone, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Nellie Bly...] And if you don't agree, then jailing and public executions of resistors will be had all over, don't believe me! They're already trying to get public execution back!

[note: I only skimmed the bill but saw nothing besides standard property and child tax crap. She's just projecting her worries about The Handmaid's Tale coming true into this and treating it as fact. Polissa would definitely be sent to a colony to clean nuclear waste or be executed outright in Gilead. No resistance movement for her!]

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Two more politisperging tiktoks! In which pissa clearly doesn't understand how the government works and whines that shit that doesn't affect her actually does

Spoiler: Pissa grasping at straws to be a doomer

Do you have any evidence to back up these insane accusations? Other than tax break for married couples with large families? So let's take a look at each one.

Make it incentive to have children. Well that's HB 2889. That's part one.

2. Assign a public dress code. Missouri public Republicans adopt stricter House dress code just for women. And it was about covering their arms. If you can enforce laws on dress code on women who are representatives, you can enforce laws on dress code on all women. (No you can't, lol. First of all, slippery slope fallacy; second of all, the dress code is explicitly saying things that were essentially already in effect for men since they're generally expected to wear suits. Women's professional dress is more varied so it's necessary to go into more detail)

3 and 4 are combined. Removing women from the workforce and removing of all female education. This is going to be a lengthier process. And it's going to start with this right here. Republican Thomas Mass- Representative Thomas Massey introduced a one-sentence bill to abolish the Department of Education. (Pissa doesn't understand that members of congress write stupid bills with no chance of actually becoming law as political stunts all the fucking time) Now also, um, John Cornyn? Senator John Cornyn has stated in a tweet, "now do Plessy v Feguson and Brown v Board of Education". If you don't know what those are those are the segregation uh removal acts and the equal rights to education acts. (Supreme Court decisions aren't "acts" you fucking retard. A tweet is not legislative action, either. It doesn't mean shit other than "wow, John Cornyn is a backwards dick being edgy on the internet to appeal to his most racist constituents" AND Plessy v Ferguson wasn't the decision that ended segregation, it specifically was the decision that enabled it, so long as the accommodations were "equal" which in reality never were.) So there's your right there. We're going to abolish this Department of Education. Rebuild it know the idea of how we should educate boys and girls, using boys and girls separately. (none of this mentions removing women from education? Those decisions were about race, not gender) And we're gonna make sure at the same time with the Republicans, we're gonna segregate the schools. We're going backwards. Just roll it like a snowball backwards. Everything that's in history right now, take it all the way back to about 1800. And that's what they're wanting. (that's what two people have said. And none of it has anything to do with her point at all. Maybe if they said strike down Title IX or something?)

5. The enslavement of all women.

Michigan GOP candidate (lol his name is John Gibbs ) rallied against women's efforts uh in the workplace, saying that the 19th amendment that gave women the right to vote has caused the country to suffer. We conclude that in increasing the size and scope of government is unequivocally bad and since women's suffrage has caused this to occur on a large scale than any other cause in history, we conclude that the United States has suffered as a result from women's suffrage. (this guy lost the race, he's not in power, nobody cares about him. Which... I wonder why, maybe it's because women have the right to vote and generally don't like this rhetoric?)

And finally, jailing and public execution of resisters. Trump plans to bring back firing squads, group executions if he remakes white house. (This would never happen, because the Supreme Court would strike it down so fucking fast as cruel and unusual punishment. And for an ardent Trump hater, she seems to be unable to grasp that he says shit like this all the time because he's a narcissist who thrives on outrage and media attention) That was this year on Valentine's Day. He said that and it goes further into... this was a uh... article on LGBTQ *cuts off*

Spoiler: Pissa grasping at straws to say it affects her

It affects me because I am a woman who lives in a red state. I live in Alabama. And although I personally cannot have any more (smells like lying for clout) children, I am still a woman, which means my autonomy has been removed for me in Alabama. (except none of the shit she's talking about has been in Alabama?) Only the first part of it. Pause to read what this man is said. Men like him are in abundance in the GOP. It's right in line with what the Christian Baptist, and mormons want. We are talking about a church takeover of state through the republican party. (*David Byrne voice* SAME AS IT EVER WAS) That's the reality. It affects me because I am a woman. (but not as a woman who actually is in any of the circumstances directly affected by anything she's bitching about)

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

So she cries about lullaby music on the women’s ward but now she’s also bitching about childbearing families getting a break? Gorl make it make sense

 

[Lowercase I internet]

This is childlike levels of Philosophy that Polissa is spouting. It all boils down to, "Be good because being bad is bad. " Hey, retard, believe it or not people have a different definition of what good is. Some people would say that giving to charity is good, while others would say giving to charity is evil because they need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. And given that Polissa doesn't have any source, as far as I can tell, for determining objective morality then she has no more nuance than a five year old and is just saying things that sound nice.

Furthermore, anyone who puts animals in the same sentence as children and the elderly to be protected at all costs could also be considered retarded. Is this all animals? Do mosquitoes count? If they do count can we compare their lives to others? And last time I checked Polissa isn't exactly a vegan. I love my pets with my entire being, but you cannot compare an animal's life to a literal child's.

Then again Polissa does seem like the type of person who would let a child drown if it meant she could keep her animals with her. Maybe she'll talk about it in her next tiktok.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

@toilet_rainbow

Isn't the point of a "Golden Rule" that there's only ONE of them? That it's THE most important rule above all others???

 

[toilet_rainbow]

So she cries about lullaby music on the women’s ward but now she’s also bitching about childbearing families getting a break? Gorl make it make sense

In a way, it does make sense. Polissa hates babies despite claiming she cares for them. She only cared for Gothic Baby because her mom used her as a prop. Along with the lullabies and these tax break rants, she believes that TANF, which is specifically for families with very small children, is redundant because it didn't apply to her. She hated the lullabies because it reminded her that she could never get a tax credit for having a child, just like how she was denied adopting her cousin's kids because her housing conditions was that horrific. And how can we forget how angry she was at the idea of changing diapers for children that she claimed to babysit?

@toilet_rainbow

Isn't the point of a "Golden Rule" that there's only ONE of them? That it's THE most important rule above all others???

Correct. I don't even know where she got those other "golden rules." Probably some Mommy blog.

She posted another video about an hour ago, stating that she wants more body modifications.

Spoiler: tattoo lore

Well, it finally happened! *tongue click* I always heard if you get one tattoo, you're gonna crave eventually to have another! Now I have exactly one tattoo! *clap* I got that tattoo when I was thirty years old and it's right here!

*moves her collar, exposing the tattoo and cat scratches*



It is four little birds! Ignore the little cat scratches, they like to make biscuits with their claws out! Um... *long pause* *lip smack* Anyways, so yeah, these four birds stand for members of my family that have passed! And there is an addition that I have to make to it, but this is different!

So I always have had this um, I have to look at an image for an exactly a full year! A full year before I can tattoo anything on my body because I am... I change with the seasons! I go with the, the flow! And I like trends! I don't see anything wrong with that! *gasp* But, I don't just want some trend tattoo! I want something meaningful!

*pause* Also want a piercing! *taps left side of nose* Want my nose pierced right there! So, yeah, I think it'd be cute! *gasp* I don't have any piercings apart from my ears! Um, and that's a whole another story for a whole another time! But yeah, it's gonna be a while! I don't have the money for that! This one I paid for with um, tax refund, years and years and years and years ago! It's been almost a decade since I got this! So, yeah, *tongue click* that's where I'm at! *grins*

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

In a way, it does make sense. Polissa hates babies despite claiming she cares for them. She only cared for Gothic Baby because her mom used her as a prop. Along with the lullabies and these tax break rants, she believes that TANF, which is specifically for families with very small children, was redundant because it didn't apply to her. She hated the lullabies because it reminded her that she could never get a tax credit for having a child, just like how she was denied adopting her cousin's kids because her housing conditions was that horrific.


Correct. I don't even know where she got those other "golden rules." Probably some Mommy blog.

She posted another video about an hour ago, stating that she wants more body modifications.


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Spoiler: tattoo lore

Well, it finally happened! *tongue click* I always heard if you get one tattoo, you're gonna crave eventually to have another! Now I have exactly one tattoo! *clap* I got that tattoo when I was thirty years old and it's right here!

*moves her collar, exposing the tattoo and cat scratches*

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It is four little birds! Ignore the little cat scratches, they like to make biscuits with their claws out! Um... *long pause* *lip smack* Anyways, so yeah, these four birds stand for members of my family that have passed! And there is an addition that I have to make to it, but this is different!

So I always have had this um, I have to look at an image for an exactly a full year! A full year before I can tattoo anything on my body because I am... I change with the seasons! I go with the, the flow! And I like trends! I don't see anything wrong with that! *gasp* But, I don't just want some trend tattoo! I want something meaningful!

*pause* Also want a piercing! *taps left side of nose* Want my nose pierced right there! So, yeah, I think it'd be cute! *gasp* I don't have any piercings apart from my ears! Um, and that's a whole another story for a whole another time! But yeah, it's gonna be a while! I don't have the money for that! This one I paid for with um, tax refund, years and years and years and years ago! It's been almost a decade since I got this! So, yeah, *tongue click* that's where I'm at! *grins*

I've got a body mod for her:

...just make sure it's permanently welded shut!

 

[stupid frog]

The golden rule is treat others as you want to be treated, isn't it.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Jesus just think how much iron it would take to make that mask for Polissa. She'd be hunted down like a dog during war time.

 

[glass_houses]

The golden rule is treat others as you want to be treated, isn't it.

A narc will throw petrol all over you and set you on fire for absolutely no reason, and blame you for making him do it when he's such a nice guy. Narcs genuinely don't understand that they treat people like abject shit. They are incapable of realising when they've fucked you over, and will fuck you over even further if you hurt their feelings by pointing out that they are a cunt.

Polissa, in her head, is an amazing, intelligent, compassionate person who loves her animals and everyone around her. Her abusive and predatory behaviour and actions are always someone else's fault. Always.

Frankly, I'd rather deal with a full blown psychopath than a narc. You can pay off or convince a psychopath that a target just isn't worth the effort, but a narc will not stop until they've destroyed everything you own and everyone you love, and most of the time they can't even tell you why they did it.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Apparently, according to Telegram conversation, this one needs transcribing. My upload speed is fucking on fire right now, so here be the video.

Spoiler: Thanks, birth control, for keeping Pissa from breeding.

LET ME EDIT AND SAY: I was mistaken. It's not future-troon that she's talking about. It's a prior dipshit. WHOOPS.

And on with the transcription.

(opens with multiple clips of other women talking about terrible experiences with incels. First is a chubby lady in red saying “My ex tried to use shampoo as lube.” Next is a loud, smily weirdo proclaiming “My ex did a genuinely bad nude painting of me, and then sold it without telling me at an auction.” Which sounds to me like you scoffed and said it was shit and you didn’t want it around, so he went and sold it to someone who liked it. If it was so bad, the purchaser shouldn’t be able to recognize you, yeah? Next, an old lady saying “My ex bit part of the ear off of a guy because he talked to me at a party.” Woo, lunatic. Probably good that one’s an ex. Next a girl with a short hair cut who probably proclaims she’s non-binary stating “My ex took my laptop to be fixed and instead sold it on the black market where someone sold it back to me.” LOL.

Back to chunko in red. “Thanks, birth control” despite the caption saying ‘Thanks, emergency contraception!’ Which I guess hints that shampoo lube lady let him put his lubed up dick in her covered in shampoo. Yikes!! I understand why she’s thanking emergency contraceptive, because that crap will weaken a condom fast. But why the FUCK would you let a shampoo’d dick in your bag, dumbass?!!? Thank goodness for birth control, because we don’t need the spawn of two fucking retards meandering the world. Oh wait, sorry, got distracted. Next is loud lady also saying “Thanks, birth control!” And the caption says ‘thanks, the implant!’ So now, I see that this is ladies thanking birth control for keeping them from having to carry the spawn of their terrible relationship decisions. Old lady pops up and says “Thanks, birth control” with the caption stating ‘Thanks, diaphragm!’ Finally, it’s short-haired chick in gray giving us a thumbs up and saying “Thanks, birth control” with the caption reading ‘Thanks, the patch!’)

(Fucking jump-cut to moon face and this is a thing of nightmares. The background is supposed to be… woods…? I think? But it makes me think that she’s hiding Slenderman and an entire tribe of cannibal zombie rednecks behind her moon face. Oh wait, she’s talking.)

My ex-husband (Ah, Mr. Troon-out? (ETA: NOPE, 'lemme escape from home'-tard.) That she supports because she’s such a great ally?) used to hold me down or against the wall if we were arguing *gasp* to make his point known and to, uh, make me submit. *long as fuck pause* And then, he had an affair and he moved the woman into my home. (LOLOLOLOL - except, Pissa, it’d be his property as well. I’m willing to bet Future-Troon 'lemme escape from home'-tard was paying the lion’s share of the bills there, too. Sorry/not sorry, it’s hard to dig up pity for her, even if that is a pretty rotten scenario to be in) And me trying to kick her out *shifty eyes, long pause* resulted in *LONG PAUSE* me being grabbed by the throat, thrown backwards about 4.5-5 feet (Let’s take a moment to consider that either she has the balance of a damaged weeble that falls regularly, or this proto-troon was fucking Hercules) from the closet onto the bed *pause* where he climbed on top of me where he proceeded to try and rip my wedding band off my finger screaming at me, “We were never married.” (don’t mean to victim-blame, but what’d Pissa do to piss off the proto-troon 'lemme escape from home'-tard? Yikes.) while she grabbed her gun and took off with my car.

(Sorry, I needed to pause and laugh because this is why Pissa’s so pissed all the time - she surrounds herself with fucking winners. Absolute fucking winners. And likely assumes that everyone in her vicinity is like this. Gorl, the whole South ain’t the holler, and every white person isn’t your proto-troon 'lemme escape from home'-tard ex-husband and his little thieving side-piece. Also, I need to ponder if it was actually her car, or if it was marriage-property, which means that until it was assigned to either partner by family court during a separation agreement trial to make official a legal agreement settled on in mediation, the ex-husband had equal ownership of the car and the home as well. Back to the transcription.)

Thank you, birth control, for saving me from having to co-parent with that man. (and Pissa fails, because Pissa fails to put up what type of birth control she was utilizing in a caption block. And ‘abstinence’ just doesn’t follow the flow of the stitched video.)

 

[Rabbit Bones]

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Apparently, according to Telegram conversation, this one needs transcribing. My upload speed is fucking on fire right now, so here be the video.

Spoiler: Thanks, birth control, for keeping Pissa from breeding.

(opens with multiple clips of other women talking about terrible experiences with incels. First is a chubby lady in red saying “My ex tried to use shampoo as lube.” Next is a loud, smily weirdo proclaiming “My ex did a genuinely bad nude painting of me, and then sold it without telling me at an auction.” Which sounds to me like you scoffed and said it was shit and you didn’t want it around, so he went and sold it to someone who liked it. If it was so bad, the purchaser shouldn’t be able to recognize you, yeah? Next, an old lady saying “My ex bit part of the ear off of a guy because he talked to me at a party.” Woo, lunatic. Probably good that one’s an ex. Next a girl with a short hair cut who probably proclaims she’s non-binary stating “My ex took my laptop to be fixed and instead sold it on the black market where someone sold it back to me.” LOL.

Back to chunko in red. “Thanks, birth control” despite the caption saying ‘Thanks, emergency contraception!’ Which I guess hints that shampoo lube lady let him put his lubed up dick in her covered in shampoo. Yikes!! I understand why she’s thanking emergency contraceptive, because that crap will weaken a condom fast. But why the FUCK would you let a shampoo’d dick in your bag, dumbass?!!? Thank goodness for birth control, because we don’t need the spawn of two fucking retards meandering the world. Oh wait, sorry, got distracted. Next is loud lady also saying “Thanks, birth control!” And the caption says ‘thanks, the implant!’ So now, I see that this is ladies thanking birth control for keeping them from having to carry the spawn of their terrible relationship decisions. Old lady pops up and says “Thanks, birth control” with the caption stating ‘Thanks, diaphragm!’ Finally, it’s short-haired chick in gray giving us a thumbs up and saying “Thanks, birth control” with the caption reading ‘Thanks, the patch!’)

(Fucking jump-cut to moon face and this is a thing of nightmares. The background is supposed to be… woods…? I think? But it makes me think that she’s hiding Slenderman and an entire tribe of cannibal zombie rednecks behind her moon face. Oh wait, she’s talking.)

My ex-husband (Ah, Mr. Troon-out? That she supports because she’s such a great ally?) used to hold me down or against the wall if we were arguing *gasp* to make his point known and to, uh, make me submit. *long as fuck pause* And then, he had an affair and he moved the woman into my home. (LOLOLOLOL - except, Pissa, it’d be his property as well. I’m willing to bet Future-Troon was paying the lion’s share of the bills there, too. Sorry/not sorry, it’s hard to dig up pity for her, even if that is a pretty rotten scenario to be in) And me trying to kick her out *shifty eyes, long pause* resulted in *LONG PAUSE* me being grabbed by the throat, thrown backwards about 4.5-5 feet (Let’s take a moment to consider that either she has the balance of a damaged weeble that falls regularly, or this proto-troon was fucking Hercules) from the closet onto the bed *pause* where he climbed on top of me where he proceeded to try and rip my wedding band off my finger screaming at me, “We were never married.” (don’t mean to victim-blame, but what’d Pissa do to piss off the proto-troon? Yikes.) while she grabbed her gun and took off with my car.

(Sorry, I needed to pause and laugh because this is why Pissa’s so pissed all the time - she surrounds herself with fucking winners. Absolute fucking winners. And likely assumes that everyone in her vicinity is like this. Gorl, the whole South ain’t the holler, and every white person isn’t your proto-troon ex-husband and his little thieving side-piece. Also, I need to ponder if it was actually her car, or if it was marriage-property, which means that until it was assigned to either partner by family court during a separation agreement trial to make official a legal agreement settled on in mediation, the ex-husband had equal ownership of the car and the home as well. Back to the transcription.)

Thank you, birth control, for saving me from having to co-parent with that man. (and Pissa fails, because Pissa fails to put up what type of birth control she was utilizing in a caption block. And ‘abstinence’ just doesn’t follow the flow of the stitched video.)

The braphog got cucked by the troon, and the troon attacked her when she tried to stop it? The troon is now my favorite character in Pissas joke of an existence. I feel a LOT less TERFy all of a sudden. Guess I'm still a TERF lmao

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

View attachment 4727513

Apparently, according to Telegram conversation, this one needs transcribing. My upload speed is fucking on fire right now, so here be the video.

Spoiler: Thanks, birth control, for keeping Pissa from breeding.

(opens with multiple clips of other women talking about terrible experiences with incels. First is a chubby lady in red saying “My ex tried to use shampoo as lube.” Next is a loud, smily weirdo proclaiming “My ex did a genuinely bad nude painting of me, and then sold it without telling me at an auction.” Which sounds to me like you scoffed and said it was shit and you didn’t want it around, so he went and sold it to someone who liked it. If it was so bad, the purchaser shouldn’t be able to recognize you, yeah? Next, an old lady saying “My ex bit part of the ear off of a guy because he talked to me at a party.” Woo, lunatic. Probably good that one’s an ex. Next a girl with a short hair cut who probably proclaims she’s non-binary stating “My ex took my laptop to be fixed and instead sold it on the black market where someone sold it back to me.” LOL.

Back to chunko in red. “Thanks, birth control” despite the caption saying ‘Thanks, emergency contraception!’ Which I guess hints that shampoo lube lady let him put his lubed up dick in her covered in shampoo. Yikes!! I understand why she’s thanking emergency contraceptive, because that crap will weaken a condom fast. But why the FUCK would you let a shampoo’d dick in your bag, dumbass?!!? Thank goodness for birth control, because we don’t need the spawn of two fucking retards meandering the world. Oh wait, sorry, got distracted. Next is loud lady also saying “Thanks, birth control!” And the caption says ‘thanks, the implant!’ So now, I see that this is ladies thanking birth control for keeping them from having to carry the spawn of their terrible relationship decisions. Old lady pops up and says “Thanks, birth control” with the caption stating ‘Thanks, diaphragm!’ Finally, it’s short-haired chick in gray giving us a thumbs up and saying “Thanks, birth control” with the caption reading ‘Thanks, the patch!’)

(Fucking jump-cut to moon face and this is a thing of nightmares. The background is supposed to be… woods…? I think? But it makes me think that she’s hiding Slenderman and an entire tribe of cannibal zombie rednecks behind her moon face. Oh wait, she’s talking.)

My ex-husband (Ah, Mr. Troon-out? That she supports because she’s such a great ally?) used to hold me down or against the wall if we were arguing *gasp* to make his point known and to, uh, make me submit. *long as fuck pause* And then, he had an affair and he moved the woman into my home. (LOLOLOLOL - except, Pissa, it’d be his property as well. I’m willing to bet Future-Troon was paying the lion’s share of the bills there, too. Sorry/not sorry, it’s hard to dig up pity for her, even if that is a pretty rotten scenario to be in) And me trying to kick her out *shifty eyes, long pause* resulted in *LONG PAUSE* me being grabbed by the throat, thrown backwards about 4.5-5 feet (Let’s take a moment to consider that either she has the balance of a damaged weeble that falls regularly, or this proto-troon was fucking Hercules) from the closet onto the bed *pause* where he climbed on top of me where he proceeded to try and rip my wedding band off my finger screaming at me, “We were never married.” (don’t mean to victim-blame, but what’d Pissa do to piss off the proto-troon? Yikes.) while she grabbed her gun and took off with my car.

(Sorry, I needed to pause and laugh because this is why Pissa’s so pissed all the time - she surrounds herself with fucking winners. Absolute fucking winners. And likely assumes that everyone in her vicinity is like this. Gorl, the whole South ain’t the holler, and every white person isn’t your proto-troon ex-husband and his little thieving side-piece. Also, I need to ponder if it was actually her car, or if it was marriage-property, which means that until it was assigned to either partner by family court during a separation agreement trial to make official a legal agreement settled on in mediation, the ex-husband had equal ownership of the car and the home as well. Back to the transcription.)

Thank you, birth control, for saving me from having to co-parent with that man. (and Pissa fails, because Pissa fails to put up what type of birth control she was utilizing in a caption block. And ‘abstinence’ just doesn’t follow the flow of the stitched video.)

For the sake of clarity, the ex-husband she is talking about here is the one she married a month after she turned 18. She claims she married him "to escape what was happening at home" (aka her cokehead, abusive step-father) and that when she left him, she had to have family help her move out in the middle of the night because she was so afraid of him, and that the dude eventually went to prison. This last bit was said in a TikTok sometime when she was actively fighting with her brother's ex-girlfriend, sorry I am bad at wading through those.

The Troon never made it to husband status, because he trooned out a month before the wedding. That mess was before the Job Corps thing.



She claims she was engaged 3 times before Josh. The troon was one of those, no idea who the other two were.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

@Owls Owls Owls Thank you for the correction! I have made some minor edits in my transcription. Gah, dipshit-lore gets so funky, I can't keep it straight. Especially when (not) drunk.

Would pity her, but... nah. My raisin-heart ain't big enough for that.