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When will Jack drop dead?

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The realtor will have staged the photo, so it would make sense that they would move it off the bedside table. My second thought is that the box is for the CPAP mask, and the 'humidifier' is the main unit
That's a big ass water box for it or whatever the name for it is. Every one I've seen has a capacity of maybe a couple cups of water at most. That thing looks like it contains several liters which is why I'm leaning towards humidifier.
 
Looking at the house pics, couldn't see any comments about this specific thing, but... what is this black machine to the right in this pic, and also the white thing under the bed???

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Clearly its something that holds water as there's a towel under it, my first guess is a humidifier, but could it be a CPAP that's been moved away from the bedside table when the room was staged? Its a bit of an odd shape for a CPAP, but that little white box looks more like one.

Looking online, a common issue with using a CPAP is that it dries up your airways to the extent that users often have an attachable humidifier for their machine, or buy one for their room.
That's probably a humidifier on the dresser. Most CPAP machines are much smaller than that. There's also no visible hose on that machine.
The white thing under the bed looks to be some kind of bed riser. I know someone who used to have issues with GERD (they weren't fat) and they angled the bed slightly to help with that during the night.
 
That's probably a humidifier on the dresser. Most CPAP machines are much smaller than that. There's also no visible hose on that machine.
The white thing under the bed looks to be some kind of bed riser. I know someone who used to have issues with GERD (they weren't fat) and they angled the bed slightly to help with that during the night.
That would definitely explain the remote on the table

It would be very Jack to do everything other than get a CPAP, i.e. buy a humidifier to help his breathing and get a bed riser
 
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No one listens to you, you fat mongoloid
 
Looking at the house pics, couldn't see any comments about this specific thing, but... what is this black machine to the right in this pic, and also the white thing under the bed???

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Clearly its something that holds water as there's a towel under it, my first guess is a humidifier, but could it be a CPAP that's been moved away from the bedside table when the room was staged? Its a bit of an odd shape for a CPAP, but that little white box looks more like one.

Looking online, a common issue with using a CPAP is that it dries up your airways to the extent that users often have an attachable humidifier for their machine, or buy one for their room.
The white box under the bed is most likely an air pump for a Select Comfort Sleep Number bed. I’m guessing the p5 series or so. This explains the location under the bed and the remote on the nightstand next to the bed.
 
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No one listens to you, you fat mongoloid
Oh no, It's another of those "if you are under 30 then you are bad" posts. But considering what Jack is generally saying, aka stupid and inane shit, it is no wonder if someone (probably nurse) has then argued or tried to politely tell him that he doesn't understand jackshit, which Jack then takes as a judgemental attitude and "muh under 30 years olds want to argue always". And then Jack crawled back to his bed and posted this post and thought to himself "god forsaken youngsters I swear I know better".
 
Oh no, It's another of those "if you are under 30 then you are bad" posts. But considering what Jack is generally saying, aka stupid and inane shit, it is no wonder if someone (probably nurse) has then argued or tried to politely tell him that he doesn't understand jackshit, which Jack then takes as a judgemental attitude and "muh under 30 years olds want to argue always". And then Jack crawled back to his bed and posted this post and thought to himself "god forsaken youngsters I swear I know better".
I'm in my 40s and would tell Jack to shut the fuck up. Hah
 
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No one listens to you, you fat mongoloid
Vague posting like a bitch as usual. He's such a pussy ass narc, can't handle it when someone pushes back so he Has to vague post on fb.

Jack was born in 67, so he just squeaked into being a gen x. Wonder what they're known for...
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GEE, FOR BEING PART OF THE INDEPENDENT RESOURCEFUL GENERATION IT SURE IS ODD JACK CAN'T WIPE HIS OWN ASS ANYMORE [OBJ][OBJ] :story:
 
Vague posting like a bitch as usual. He's such a pussy ass narc, can't handle it when someone pushes back so he Has to vague post on fb.

Jack was born in 67, so he just squeaked into being a gen x. Wonder what they're known for...
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GEE, FOR BEING PART OF THE INDEPENDENT RESOURCEFUL GENERATION IT SURE IS ODD JACK CAN'T WIPE HIS OWN ASS ANYMORE [OBJ][OBJ] :story:
The boomers can have him. We don't want that fat retard.
 
It's Fatkins but even more restrictive and a higher focus on fats.



He must. Look at his brother then look at him. Guy has always been tubby. And bald. Jagoff's gene pool needs a bit of chlorine.


Yeah that would be my guess that it's a humidifier. There looks like a container for water in it and fatties need CPAP machines or else they stop breathing in the middle of the night.

Why it's under the bed? No idea.
Fatkins at least still allows for eating fruits and vegetables and, while not completely idiot proof, is easier for a retard like Jack to actually follow compared to keto which is a pain in the ass even for normal people
 
Oh fuck off you big fat bitch. You never showed anyone respect, you deserve none in return. Also each time you open your mouth is to A) slop goes in mmm GUD and B) say something so bathist that people can't help but laugh.
Yeah and given what Jack said probably referred to people judging him for his political opinions. It's pretty clear it's some batshit stuff given Jack is pretty much an evangelical conservative with how he always tries to assert how Christian he is. Like reminder he threw a fit over "Satanic Propaganda" in Teen Titans Go.
 
This brings to mind something that's been missing from the Scalfaniverse: sitting through a Neptune Society pitch for a free meal.
The Krishnas used to do something like this too, you could literally just show up at the end of their cult recruitment and get a free really delicious vegetarian meal. It was better than the restaurants in the area.
Did the nursing home staff push back on Jack's food requests? Or is he just angy about his online followers telling him he's wrong once again?
Jack's disgusting level of bitching and whining has managed to infuriate even me beyond my usual already white-hot level of loathing of Jagoff and his narcissistic bullshit. I think he may even be pissing off his fans with this level of pissy, shit-fit throwing level of fat tantrum.

He's literally on death's door, just got a new lease on life, all because of health problems he literally brought on himself, and is acting like a fucking crybaby. I hate this fucking bitch.

Why have I known people who just outright croaked from an untimely heart event, at a low age, despite being in good shape, and this evil motherfucking piece of shit continues to exist? I hate the American "health" care system that apparently punishes good behavior and rewards worthless pieces of shit like Jack Scalfani.

DIE JACK DIE!
 
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The Krishnas used to do something like this too, you could literally just show up at the end of their cult recruitment and get a free really delicious vegetarian meal. It was better than the restaurants in the area.
I think Jack would be repulsed by vegetarian food long before he got around to the non-Christian aspect of it.

Jack is the living avatar of that old Borscht Belt joke: "the food here is terrible--and such small portions!"

He was the perfect target for a lunch seminar, though. A hand-selected invitation, for a personal opportunity. And free lunch! Plus he already had the one timeshare.
 
I think Jack would be repulsed by vegetarian food long before he got around to the non-Christian aspect of it.

Jack is the living avatar of that old Borscht Belt joke: "the food here is terrible--and such small portions!"

He was the perfect target for a lunch seminar, though. A hand-selected invitation, for a personal opportunity. And free lunch! Plus he already had the one timeshare.
If you came up with a cult that involved ramming cheeseburgers down your throat with both hands, Jack would have definitely joined.
 
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