Debate user 'Null' on if Cyraxx getting punched in the face by his main a-log is worth featuring (but don't tag me I don't want to deal with you)

Should we feature the Cyraxx thread?

  • Feature it!

    Votes: 550 30.3%
  • Don't feature it!

    Votes: 1,267 69.7%

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Cyrax has until today been known as a horrorcow, he could easily have been known as a skitzcow lately. I think the bullying is making him paranoid and unstable. (As it would all of us.) The cliff notes are:
- Lives with his grandmother and her boyfriend.
- Calls her his mom, because his real mom died in a fire when he was a child and she adopted him.
- Was in an accident where he hit his head years ago, believes he woke up with musical ability. (He now thinks he intuitively can play instruments.)
- He also believes he is a professional gamer (racing games) artist, dancer and more.
- He has massive angry rants and plays loud guitar in the middle of the night. (He does the whole metal growling shit.)
- He has been cat fished into sending dick picks to what he thought was a 14 year old.
- Marty has been trolling him for years, he spends 5-6 hours a day fucking with him along with a few other trolls.
- After a house came up for sale on Cyrax street Marty said he was going to buy it. After seeing the freak out he decided to rent an AirBnB to piss him off.
- He starts streaming a stone toss from his house.
- Cyrax having talked mad shit and having cowered behind his grandma the last two times Marty showed up probably felt he had to show up.
- Cyrax shows up, get`s fucked up in 3 seconds, and then goes live half an hour later and keeps talking shit.
- Nothing was learned, everyone involved sucks. But I did find it funny. This is cow on cow violence imo.
6 hours fucking with him? does he have a thread at this point?
 
Personal agenda VS actual funny content. I doubt you will convince Null when his social group have a grudge against Ralph and Null won't even watch a minute long video. It's a shame as the farms would enjoy it.
1: Ralph has instigated 100% of all the bad shit that ever happened to him. Cyrax was just a retard on the internet that “Marty” has been provoking for years. Even when Dan and Cog caught up to Ralph in Portugal (where he was to ‘own’ Andy Warski), rather than outside his own house, they weren’t planning on hitting him. They just wanted to piss him off bu following him with a camera IP2 style. Which is different than this because..

2: Ralph is a wigger, a lazy fuck, a fat fuck, etc, but he wasn’t born retarded the way Cyrax was. While he’s close to that retarded now, it’s mostly due to his intentional daily Xanax overdoses. Ralph was at least born intelligent enough to have functioned in life if he felt like it.
 
6 hours fucking with him? does he have a thread at this point?
As far as I am aware no one has a dox on Marty, he is also not very funny without Curax. He is face doxed in this video:

I forgot to add that Cyrax went to jail for strangling his grandmother in 2012, he is clearly mentally ill.
 
Ethan Ralph getting beat and robbed in Portugal the first time was funny because of circumstances of his visit, what it revealed about him personally and his feeble attempts to act like a chad in the wake of it. It was funny on his second visit because it was kind of a throwback and very novel and that was what made it memeworthy but it wouldn't have been funny in and of itself. The Cyrax situation is like if Cog and Dan just beat up Ethan in Portugal 1, it's the Marvel Movie of Lolcows it's just not the spice I'm looking for.
 
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As far as I am aware no one has a dox on Marty, he is also not very funny without Curax. He is face doxed in this video:

I forgot to add that Cyrax went to jail for strangling his grandmother in 2012, he is clearly mentally ill.
Nicks dox has actually been posted numerous times in the thread before but it always gets jannied because the people posting it do so with low-effort and is thus kind of unfunny/derailing.
Doing an actual OP on Nick would actually be the right move, but nobody has done that yet because the reasons didn't amount to much.
 
it's irrelevant if the video sucks or not (which it doesn't if you'd been following the Cyraxx thread first, then went for Kiwitapes or the other faggot making the videos on Cyraxx on YT, cause they have it fresher there.
It is about documenting relevant happennings pertaining to the *fucking* boards that make up the site
" I now sympathize with the horrorcow"
hahahaha, oh mantorok how low the mighty have fallen, maybe we can have Josh build a vtuber avatar and just read donations while there's crypto NFT graphs on the screen.
It is relevant, on the other hand, not wanting to make it relevant goes against the very principles of the shite.
Who givee a shit? yeah just carry on into know your meme or other channels or sites that cover the content more efficiently, lol don't think, just ralph post until peepee big once and for all.
 
Laughing at fucked up reality to cope with fucked up reality is one thing.
Tardfights™ is a whole new level of fucked up. That's the sort of thing I'd hope KF would mock.

I dunno. I'm laughing at this stupid thread at least.

Shit sux but hey what can you do, expect human beings to act like such?
 
It's been posted numerous times in the thread before and it always gets jannied because the people posting it do so with low-effort and is thus kind of unfunny.
Doing an actual OP on Nick would actually be the right move, but nobody has done that yet because the reasons didn't amount to much.
There is not enough about Marty to make a good OP, his only character trait is that he harassed Cyrax. I also don`t think Nick is his real name, there is not enough google material for it to be a real person that is this online.
 
I know, that's why I featured it.

I really wish people would trust my intuition a bit more. I've managed not to drive this shithole into the ground so far.
I disagree but if featuring it gets this fucking scumbag doxed and rekt irl I'm okay with it. This fucker is worse than Cyraxx himself. I want to see his shit get burned to the ground. This evil bastard.

Imagine being so fucking repugnant you make Cyraxx of all people look sympathetic in comparison to you.
 
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