DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[N0thingICanDo]

Dave bitching about typos is like a blind person giving out interior design tips.

Come on he is better than blind people

 

[blahblahblah678]

It was Nüll's choice to ree @ us collectively. Back to the purpose of this which to laugh at Phil's stupid wop, wannabe Mick ass.

 

[Jasper2K]

Does DSP have so little brain power for processing something that he can't talk and watch a video at the same time? DO YOU HAVE TO PAUSE A ONE MINUTE VIDEO DAVE. Yikes. Doesn't matter he'll skip it anyways

 

[Fuckyoudad]

The entire email he sent is standard Burnell Productions calorific word salad with zero nutritional value. You would anticipate a more measured response from someone in writing and even moreso when you know that the writer is a duplicitious sack of shit in their day to day life but this dood has been living this way for so long that Oh Hello Dear Sir is really as far as he can make it before falling back into his need to obfuscate his position on everything and anything.

What you end up with are chunks of text that only further highlight in black and white how delusional and unwell he is. Makes me wish he wrote shit more often with an audience in mind because without all the grotesque embellishments like flailing, snorting bubble blowing and money mooching all you get is pure unfiltered insecurity and next level self-mythologizing. Then deploying the snortscreen shit about his family's safety and privacy in the mahdern era as though Ponderosa kathy and spiteful J would ever need to be considered as a topic up for discussion by these tard wranglers.

His entire bluff is obvious at the end of it when he gives craig his permission (lol thanks faggit) to read the email to his followers and you understand that it was never written for just him but expressly done with the drahma whores within both circles in mind. Everything contained within it is nonsense.. phil loves the guy's khantent - isn't he too busy busting his ass to make time for other schtreemers - alotta peepul have been wanting to interview him for years - aren't you the one who decided to go scrounging for an youtube waif interviewer of suitable catholic propriety? The whole thing has more holes than a swiss cheese and phil just wants us to nibble away at it.

My guess is the interview will never happen and this was just an exercise in a pair of hasbeens trying to leech off each others diminishing khantribution base and giving phil another flat shot of manufactured relevance for all of 10 seconds befoe the glare of life outside his bubble starts to make the pig sizzle uncomfortably. Perhaps one day he'll learn to accept that only a small pocket of weirdos on the internet will ever care about what he has to say about anything and even then its just for shits and giggles.

 

[Comma]

I dunno. I kinda like @Null yelling at us like that. It makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

@Nigel of Ukip did nothing wrong; he did everything correct.

 

[RougeRed]

Been outta the vortex a bit. Adding to that I finally figured out my dam password to this site.

With that said. This Craig interview coming up is gonna be complete garbage. I seriously can't not wait for half the detractor community to flip their shit and turn on dude for a giving a shit ass interview while claiming I'm a journalist guys I got a degree in it! So I know what I'm doing.

So to the people who are jumping on Craigs nuts like he's some God. Get your wallet ready cause dudes gonna make some bank off idiots like you superchatting everything you can about DSP. Dudes channel barley gets the same views as Phils. Oh shit it jumped almost doubled cause I'm talking about DSP. I've seen this shit before. Another lame ass nobody using DSP for easy clicks cause his detractors are open wallets just like the retard open wallets that support DSP. Ya both the same in my book.

A bottom feeder feeding off of another bottom feeder. I was a little curious at first, but everything since it was mentioned on twitter has convinced me it won't be worth watching.

 

[Poo Twister]

So how's the react channel doing? I'm going to assume it's a roaring success. I would check in on it myself but I've got a headache.

 

[RougeRed]

So how's the react channel doing? I'm going to assume it's a roaring success. I would check in on it myself but I've got a headache.

Same whales as always. No new audience. Seperate members goal splitting the dent bucks. Can't reACK without pausing the video. Lukewarm takes and stating the obvious. Exactly what everyone expected from it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So how's the react channel doing? I'm going to assume it's a roaring success. I would check in on it myself but I've got a headache.

A huuuge success...apart from the view numbers, memberships and contributions. Phil has finally found something he is worse at than playing games.

You should not check up on it, let us idiots that hate ourselves do that and give the cliff notes.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

If piggy was even relatively intelligent, he would realize Mr. Beast gets the money needed to do charitable things from his videos. Beast's sponsors allow him to be insanely generous.

Meanwhile here is Phil being a literal charity case, and spending it all on dumb shit.

You don't even have to like Mr. Beast's adhd "shhhtyle" videos to realize Phil is just a salty bitch.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

It was a big mistake letting the dents submit stuff. most of it is boring as hell and just fucking weird shit that nobody gives a fuck about

 

[Piece of Peace]

Angry Joe cope segment just now was

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Angry Joe cope segment just now was

If only Phil could make the connection as to how unfunny Angry Joe is with his skits with how unfunny Phil was with Project 7...

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Angry Joe cope segment just now was

I dont like Joe much either because he does the Nostalgia Critic shit of drawing out unfunny skins for so long but yeah.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

If piggy was even relatively intelligent, he would realize Mr. Beast gets the money needed to do charitable things from his videos. Beast's sponsors allow him to be insanely generous.

Meanwhile here is Phil being a literal charity case, and spending it all on dumb shit.

You don't even have to like Mr. Beast's adhd "shhhtyle" videos to realize Phil is just a salty bitch.

Even if he profits off from it, what's so wrong about it?
At the end of the day, he's doing charity work and making entertaining (not for me) videos that both raise awareness and help him fund the next thing. Surely starting a restaurant chain so he doesn't need to take money from the videos instead of spending it on gin and JPEGs of wrasslers isn't that bad, right? Of course Phil is downright assuming Mr. Beast's finances like he personally asked him or even researched it (it's just his opinion, guys!), but the second anyone even hints at the idea of him not using tips money to pay his mortgage every week he goes nuclear.

The idea of a begging leech criticizing someone who does charity is insane. But remember, he's hated for literally no reason aside being bad at videogames. It can't be this sort of thing that he does every week that any other youtuber would be heavily criticized for.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It was a big mistake letting the dents submit stuff. most of it is boring as hell and just fucking weird shit that nobody gives a fuck about

Yeah I can't really understand why he thought this was a good idea, unless he has truely bought into his own bullshit about his audience being mature adults and not wheelchairs, dents and sexpests.

Honestly to me it looked like at least 50% of the videos during todays carrash was submitted by "trolls"....oh and Phil insisting that the"I have realtionships with women" clip was a deepfake because look at the black man....

I dont like Joe much either because he does the Nostalgia Critic shit of drawing out unfunny skins for so long but yeah.
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Angry Joe is a borderline lolcow in his own right by now and he might have been riding the same shtick for a bit too long.

But at least he puts some effort into his work and he plays co op online with his fans and livestreams. I might not be a huge fan of his but I can at least respect what he does.

But we should not be surprised that Phil goes into max cope and envy mode when confronted by someone that has more success than him.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Even if he profits off from it, what's so wrong about it?
At the end of the day, he's doing charity work and making entertaining (not for me) videos that both raise awareness and help him fund the next thing. Surely starting a restaurant chain so he doesn't need to take money from the videos instead of spending it on gin and JPEGs of wrasslers isn't that bad, right? Of course Phil is downright assuming Mr. Beast's finances like he personally asked him or even researched it (it's just his opinion, guys!), but the second anyone even hints at the idea of him not using tips money to pay his mortgage every week he goes nuclear.

The idea of a begging leech criticizing someone who does charity is insane. But remember, he's hated for literally no reason aside being bad at videogames. It can't be this sort of thing that he does every week that any other youtuber would be heavily criticized for.

Spoiler: Phil despises Mr. Beast because he gets attention while Phil gets nothing but ridicule. Phil also wants the money from being popular, but also doesn't want to spend the money that he gets in order to get more money. The whole "putting back into the business" thing that to this day he still fails at, despite having a business degree. Combined with Phil's notorious laziness, it's a wonder he doesn't have a deeper sense of self-loathing.

Then again, considering how debased he is with his begging and exploitation of his dents, he lost that sense of shame a long time ago.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I'm probably a late faggot because I'm stepping in and out of the vortex but didn't Dave want a "prominent/big" content creator to interview him? That Screw Attack podcast gets less views than DSP's own videos.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Even if he profits off from it, what's so wrong about it?
At the end of the day, he's doing charity work and making entertaining (not for me) videos that both raise awareness and help him fund the next thing. Surely starting a restaurant chain so he doesn't need to take money from the videos instead of spending it on gin and JPEGs of wrasslers isn't that bad, right? Of course Phil is downright assuming Mr. Beast's finances like he personally asked him or even researched it (it's just his opinion, guys!), but the second anyone even hints at the idea of him not using tips money to pay his mortgage every week he goes nuclear.

The idea of a begging leech criticizing someone who does charity is insane. But remember, he's hated for literally no reason aside being bad at videogames. It can't be this sort of thing that he does every week that any other youtuber would be heavily criticized for.

That was kind of the point I was getting at though. You don't have to like the guys content, but acting like he's some greedy asshole is very ironic, especially from Phil.