DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Whaler]

So how's the react channel doing? I'm going to assume it's a roaring success. I would check in on it myself but I've got a headache.

It's doing great. Like real great. You know that saying "Squeezing water from a stone?" DSP has taken it to new heights and it couldn't be any better.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm probably a late faggot because I'm stepping in and out of the vortex but didn't Dave want a "prominent/big" content creator to interview him? That Screw Attack podcast gets less views than DSP's own videos.

Yep. But all the high sub/viewer channels are on to him.

 

[Corpun]

This shit again. I stop watching these charity rants the minute he says his 'I was raised Catholic' line because that's the warning that this rant is the same fucking one word for word. Phil, if you don't look up the drama of why Mr. Beast does his charity stuff and this curing blindness shit that just boils down to Twtter having a meltdown then shut the fuck up. This dumb motherfucker takes an actual comedy animation channel seriously.

Imagine how salty he would be if MeatCanyon animated him.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'll give my objection to Mr. Beasts eye condition treatment charity and that's the thumbnail is of some little white boy, nigga everyone that got the treatment was a bunch of old ass basketball americans on the welfare. But hey if there's one takeaway from it was how cheap and easy it is to do and the government could have went "you know maybe we don't need to seen six gorillion dollars worth of drones and missiles to the ukraine rather 5.9 gorillion dollars and we take that .1 and use it to help some ghetto trash for more votes."

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I have literally no issue with Mr Beast building his brand off of his charity. The people crying about it either have never given to charity or have given a fraction and are just assmad he gets positive exposure for it. Such a dumb thing to get upset over. The only issue I had with the whole thing was his shitty thumbnail for the video.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If Phil had an IQ above 90 and a smaller ego (I know I know impossible) he would embrace his status as a lolcow and agree to any interview with a larger content creator than him. An interview with Keem or Moist Critikal would bring in dozens or maybe even hundreds of hate tippers giving him money to "own" him and maybe even a few more ironic paypigs. We saw this exact thing happen when Wingsofredemption fans got bored of him and started to troll in Phil's chat. It would be nothing but good for him.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm probably a late faggot because I'm stepping in and out of the vortex but didn't Dave want a "prominent/big" content creator to interview him? That Screw Attack podcast gets less views than DSP's own videos.

Well you see it originally wasn't supposed to be an interview at all, 'tractors finding out about it and giving Stuttering Craig a bunch of info basically made us turn Phail's appearance into one. What was actually supposed to happen originally was Phail just showing up and shooting the shit with the other guys, in hopes that he'd become a regular guest. I'm going to sit in my amateur shrink chair now.
Phail is one lonely motherfucker and every person seeks social validation from others, that goes doubly so for a narc like Phail, he needs validation AND he needs his narcissistic supply. I've watched a couple of videos on the topic of the aging narcissist and all of them follow a similar trend - the narcissist pushes everyone away when they get older and they become much worse in their behavior as a result, since they need their narc supply and they're not getting any. Phail has no IRL friends or even online fwens, the reason why he's becoming more and more unhinged so quickly could be because he just hasn't gotten enough narcissistic supply from people.

I have literally no issue with Mr Beast building his brand off of his charity. The people crying about it either have never given to charity or have given a fraction and are just assmad he gets positive exposure for it. Such a dumb thing to get upset over. The only issue I had with the whole thing was his shitty thumbnail for the video.

Exactly - even if Mr. Beast does this under false pretenses (like for example to just make himself seem like a good person) it is still a million times better than a fat coping pig like Phail who never gives a cent to charity moralizing about the troo meaning of charity and how what Mr. Beast does is not troo charity under some wrong interpretation of the Catholic view on charity.

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

This nigger looks like a half dead specter at this point.

 

[Elbe]

After a 20 minute full-on begging session - "I don't want you guys to worry about it"

 

[Agent Proper]

After a 20 minute full-on begging session - "I don't want you guys to worry about it"

I can't wait for the Daily Wrap. It is going to be pure cope.

 

[Grease Fountain]

He says it's not the first time he explains this but anyway. Remember when he got the ring light and spent a combined total of several hours talking about how much better it (and he) looked? Already retconned. Apparently it looked like shit the whole time, but luckily nobody noticed.

Also, he can't afford the Metroid Prime remaster because of low support but he doesn't want his viewers to worry.

 

[Dona Morte]

That's a lot of #Stress

 

[Grease Fountain]

I can't wait for the Daily Wrap. It is going to be pure cope.

The actual thumbnail

 

[LieLieFyre]

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The actual thumbnail

I can't even tell if that's SuperBlindMan or DSP. The resemblance is uncanny

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Imagine how salty he would be if MeatCanyon animated him.

 

[Corpun]

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Man these dents really get scammed. Phil can't even watch a minute of a video before skipping. If he checked out how his 'contemporaries' do reacts he'd know they watch the whole fucking thing.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Man these dents really get scammed. Phil can't even watch a minute of a video before skipping. If he checked out how his 'contemporaries' do reacts he'd know they watch the whole fucking thing.

He skipped the boogie "gacha" addict clip and the mukbang Canyon one....but watched the disturbing Mr. Beast video.

I think the first two I mentioned hit to close to home.

 

[myone]

I dont like Joe much either because he does the Nostalgia Critic shit of drawing out unfunny skins for so long but yeah.
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Real interesting that anything that takes even a little bit of effort (green screen, skits, preparation, writing a script) just aren't things that Phil is interested in, because they aren't the full truth and inauthentic. Pure coincidence. Has nothing to do with being lazy. No sir.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

Real interesting that anything that takes even a little bit of effort (green screen, skits, preparation, writing a script) just aren't things that Phil is interested in, because they aren't the full truth and inauthentic. Pure coincidence. Has nothing to do with being lazy. No sir.

if the SUPPORT continues to drop just watch how quickly these things appear. green screens and multiplayer lobbies with fans will be raining down. the only streamer that rewards his fans for NOT donating

 

[Tears for T]

Man these dents really get scammed. Phil can't even watch a minute of a video before skipping. If he checked out how his 'contemporaries' do reacts he'd know they watch the whole fucking thing.

Yeah, really pathethic. Pay me and I may react to your content, but only if it meets these vague requirements. It would be interesting to see if a member whose video is not reacted on has a claim for a refund for the membership?