Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

This dumb motherfucker thought Samsung would give him a free new phone? Samsung is the Apple of Android OS, they could not give a fuck who endorses their consistently broken shit, you fat fucking tard. I've had to get a new phone every six months because their USB C ports Goatse in that time, what makes you special, FATRICK?
 
Retards don't know how to take care of their shit.

People should know that just because your phone is rated as such isn't the okay to be stupid and careless with it. The phone was probably tired of him anyways. Considering he is a heavy twitter user, he has probably worn out that phone.

Also, I believe that phone had the SD888 - poorly made SoC with rapid heating. With how Fatrick uses that phone, it was only a matter of time for it to give out and the constant opening and closing the hinge on it resulted in it's IP rating being compromised.
If he was smart enough to actually read what "IPX8" means according to Samsung itself, you can use it out in the rain but they won't even warranty it the phone gets fully submerged.


IP ratings are "self certified" by the manufacturer. The spec seems to be pretty open allowing the manufacturer to strictly control the testing. So basically the rating means that the phone will withstand a certain duration at a certain depth under very specific laboratory conditions. So you as a consumer can assume at this point in time that you can be safe from water ingress reading KF at a bus stop in the rain, splash from your unabandoned child in the kiddie pool, or maybe a drop in the toilet. Your hotel pool in Mexico is not a laboratory and if you choose to do a 1.2 GPA experiment prepare to get a brick.

Sorry for sperging, but Patrick is a man who think he has the brains to design spacecraft and prove "Elon Musk Is Full Of Shit" when he can't even read basic instructions written for retards let alone a specification or standard. I would be so embarrassed if I did such a stupid thing, I would hide the broken phone from myself and never speak of it again. But Pat, the most ignorant narcissist in the world take to Twitter to bark at the manufacturer. I hope Samsung's social media guy got a good chuckle out of this fool.

Patrick, you are a stupid, inadequate "man", please "SHUT THE FUCK UP CHILD" and educate yourself. With a 1.7 with gym class you need it. Moron.

Some more reading on IP and IPX rating with videos and photos of the testing process:
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Again, sorry for the sperging, but this is just fucking hilarious to me! What a foolish oaf!
 
Pat's dumb enough to fall for every gimmick that comes along, so buying one of those stupid foldable phones is perfectly in keeping with his nature. I bet you could sell fatso some magic rocks, if you caught him a couple of hours into one of his Hoolie's booze and bad food marathons.
 
If he was smart enough to actually read what "IPX8" means according to Samsung itself, you can use it out in the rain but they won't even warranty it the phone gets fully submerged.


IP ratings are "self certified" by the manufacturer. The spec seems to be pretty open allowing the manufacturer to strictly control the testing. So basically the rating means that the phone will withstand a certain duration at a certain depth under very specific laboratory conditions. So you as a consumer can assume at this point in time that you can be safe from water ingress reading KF at a bus stop in the rain, splash from your unabandoned child in the kiddie pool, or maybe a drop in the toilet. Your hotel pool in Mexico is not a laboratory and if you choose to do a 1.2 GPA experiment prepare to get a brick.

Sorry for sperging, but Patrick is a man who think he has the brains to design spacecraft and prove "Elon Musk Is Full Of Shit" when he can't even read basic instructions written for retards let alone a specification or standard. I would be so embarrassed if I did such a stupid thing, I would hide the broken phone from myself and never speak of it again. But Pat, the most ignorant narcissist in the world take to Twitter to bark at the manufacturer. I hope Samsung's social media guy got a good chuckle out of this fool.

Patrick, you are a stupid, inadequate "man", please "SHUT THE FUCK UP CHILD" and educate yourself. With a 1.7 with gym class you need it. Moron.

Some more reading on IP and IPX rating with videos and photos of the testing process:
processs


Again, sorry for the sperging, but this is just fucking hilarious to me! What a foolish oaf!
Uh, child, why would they call something "waterproof" if you couldn't live in the ocean with it? This is a classic open-and-shut case of false advertising as taught in advanced classes and Patirck S. Tomlinson will own all of Samsung by the close of business on Monday. (Quasi will not because there is no such judgement, that is a lie from criminals under investigation for felonious telephone harassment and therefore they cannot be a source for podcasts or court rulings.)
 
Just a quick question. Is there any chance the podcast guy will follow up on his threat to interview Ade and PCJ? because that would be glorious.
Yeah! And a deep autistic dive in to Bernell would be interesting. Too many coincidences and some really bizarre behavior. I wonder if the swattings and troll feedings are an attempt to discredit any tips or evidence. Surprised he hasn't even been spoken too considering its an unsolved murder of a pretty visible person in Riverwest. Just another dead nigger to MPD I guess.
 
Yeah! And a deep autistic dive in to Bernell would be interesting. Too many coincidences and some really bizarre behavior. I wonder if the swattings and troll feedings are an attempt to discredit any tips or evidence. Surprised he hasn't even been spoken too considering its an unsolved murder of a pretty visible person in Riverwest. Just another dead nigger to MPD I guess.
Bernell? I'm not nearly familiar enough with the deep lore to know who or what that is.
 
Bernell Trammell was a black Trump supporter who was shot to death in 2020 in Milwaukee. ITT it has been alleged that it might have been our beloved Fatirck who did it:
E.g. here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...er-realautomanic.65412/page-146#post-10338200
The suspect certainly resembles the Milwaukee Peperoni Fiend.
Ahhh.
Yeah, personally I doubt it. Just at face value I can't see fatrick actually doing anything. Bitch is one of the living embodiments of impotent rage.
 
Pig has been vacationing in Mexico. He might have destroyed his own phone.

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Baseless assumptions as always, stalker childs. Pat was merely in the market for an $1800 paperweight to hold down the 3 pages he's managed to write since 2020, and as a down-to-earth conservative he believes in making use of what he already has. Of course, Samsung should give him a new phone anyway for being so smart and resourceful.
 
I didn’t understand the interest in Tomlinson for a long time, and thought the OnA spergs were just overzealous. But I’ve gotta say, this guy might be a peak lolcow. There’s no track of logic that runs through his head—he’ll call out that podcaster for using info from “felonious criminals” when there’s literally no evidence of any such investigation, and then deny the valid use of a police report investigating his own potentially felonious behavior. And yet, despite the mountain of evidence showing he’s the equivalent of an NPC from Daggerfall, he thinks he’s actually a genius.

Unlike a MovieBob, Patrick is so pathetic that his behavior doesn’t even make me mad. He just truly is an angry cow that wouldn’t get out of his pen even if the gates were wide open. Truly, even Chris Chan is more self-aware and sympathetic than Patrick.
 
Also, I believe that phone had the SD888 - poorly made SoC with rapid heating.
The SoC you are thinking of is the Qualcomm S8450 Snapdragon 8 gen 1, the first of Qualcomm's new series of SoC which has heating issues (featured in the S22 Ultra). Combined with the buggy release of One UI 4, it had a really rough time on Samsung devices.

The Qualcomm S8350 Snapdragon 888 is what the Galaxy S21 Ultra and Galaxy Z Fold3 has, which doesn't have heating issues. At least they shouldn't since that is the finale of that generation.
 
I always assumed those water resistant to x depth for x mins guaranteed sorts of claims were just a way of saying "if it gets wet in the rain or you drop it in the sink/bath/toilet it'll still work" not "take us for a leisurely swim".
Yeah you can afford to accidentally drop it in the bath (I've done this a fair few times) but knowing Pat- and everybody laugh at the fat retard for this- he genuinely thought he could go for a swim with the phone in his shorts lmao.

Also note how this "firebrand" debates people; it's just one liners and insults. I think he just wants to be SEEN fighting the bigots but knows 100% he'd crumble in an actual debate where he couldn't fall back on "the science is settled" and other appeals to authority. He's never had an actual debate in his life.
 
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Also note how this "firebrand" debates people; it's just one liners and insults. I think he just wants to be SEEN fighting the bigots but knows 100% he'd crumble in an actual debate where he couldn't fall back on "the science is settled" and other appeals to authority. He's never had an actual debate in his life.
This paragraph caused me unintentionally do a quick thought experiment of sorts. I had a flash of role-playing in my mind how it must be to be on your phone, literally typing those words at someone—the science is settled (child) and hitting send. And my immediate reaction to just the imaginings of myself posting that in response to some anon was revulsion. Like who am I to claim such an authority?

Yet people like Pat and Moviebob do this kind of thing all day every day with zero self-awareness. It was a strange insight into what they’re completely lacking.
 
While we're on the subject of phones, here's a reminder that tough guy Pat got robbed by a trio of crackhead niggers. What's that Pat, they didn't sense you were an ally of the BIPOC community?? And you didn't neutralize them on the spot?
Guess that phone was just reperations, huh?

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"I can upgrade phones next month" Technicality Tomlinson paraphrasing that he needs a new phone because he can't let his Twitter followers know a brown person did a bad thing and that he got victimized
 
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