I strongly believe the original deal, spoken or unspoken, between Chins and Salad was that she brings an income and maybe Canadian citizenship to the table and he brings a willingness to appear on camera and be a tall non-obese man without obvious disfigurement so the girls who sat at the popular table can see it and eat shit. Chantal is proud in her own retarded way, but wouldn't think twice about baiting a man with money - she hates herself far too much to think that she could ever keep him there because he liked her […]
This is a brilliant post and I agree with most of it.
However, the more I watch Chantal and Salah together, the more I start to wonder if she actually believes that Salah is as lovestruck by her as she is by him.
I mean, obviously he is loathe to be in her presence, but Chantal is so pathologically desperate to be the recipient of a man’s attention - - a man who will literally
publicly claim her - - she has convinced herself that he worships the ground upon which she hurples.
Salah’s repeated thinly-veiled comments about wanting to see Canadia and snow are not even registering with her.
I do believe Chantal when she states that while she and Salah were away from one another, they texted one another all day long, but I only believe it because she’s shown enough screenshots which prove he’s at least responding to her idiotic love notes, almost in kind (
not as gushy).
The relationship between the two will never cease to amaze and befuddle me. If Salah despises her as much as we believe he does, is
possibly reaching Canadia within the next decade or so really worth having this rotting whale living in his shitbox with him? Why won’t he just realize he’s never getting to Canada on her back and dump her? He could fairly easily find another mark online and be done with Kuwait in a year or two.
I have so many unanswered questions. I hope I can hang in there long enough to see how this arc wraps up. Like I keep saying, this season is the most boring yet (and we’re only five days in) and the only carrot keeping me in the game is the promised “
Kuwait summer heat” arc. I am so excited to watch her majesty sprawled upon the blue sofa, with her deformed face as red as a baboon’s ass, sweat pouring from her.
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Looking forward to her learning Arabic and being illiterate in two languages.
Three languages.
She’s also illiterate in French.