Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Also, why does he keep acting like ocean salt water is supposed to be safer for electronics than fresh water? He keeps bringing up the "safe in 2ft of freshwater" spec. without ever stopping to realize that saltwater doesn't meet the parameters of that spec. Saltwater is never not going to be destructive to electronics. Like, duh, Patrick.
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His garden wasn't enough. Mr. 1.2 has salted his fucking phone.

It probably would have still worked if it was off and he let it dry out. Trying to charge it/use it while it was wet is probably what fried it.

edit: I mean it may have still worked if it was fresh water and he let it dry before trying to use it. It's a phone not a super special bullit edition mustang left outside every winter, it can't handle salt corrosion.
 
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Oh sweet baby infant childs. 1800 is a small price to pay to end racism forever.
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His garden wasn't enough. Mr. 1.2 has salted his fucking phone.

It probably would have still worked if it was off and he let it dry out. Trying to charge it/use it while it was wet is probably what fried it.

edit: I mean it may have still worked if it was fresh water and he let it dry before trying to use it. It's a phone not a super special bullit edition mustang left outside every winter, it can't handle salt corrosion.
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Right; aren't you supposed to turn the phone off, remove the battery, and let it soak in fresh water to remove the salt?
 
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I think the thing that sums Pat up the best is the court audio from when the dude showed up at Hooligans to fight him. A judge is literally telling Pat "you clearly told this retard to come and fight you" and Pat repeatedly interrupts to say "NO that is NOT what happened". Pure piggy delusion
 
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Yeah! And a deep autistic dive in to Bernell would be interesting. Too many coincidences and some really bizarre behavior. I wonder if the swattings and troll feedings are an attempt to discredit any tips or evidence. Surprised he hasn't even been spoken too considering its an unsolved murder of a pretty visible person in Riverwest. Just another dead nigger to MPD I guess.
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Much like in Fatrick's vandalism case the picture evidence points only to one certain suspect. Looks like a rather portly fella.
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No justice, no peace!
 
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What would happen to Pat’s brain? I actually don’t think he could compute it. He would break and begin to emit smoke and sparks, like a primitive computer finally reaching its limit.
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No, he'd just effortlessly transition to the New Message without a hint of irony or shame. That's why NPCs are so useful to their leaders. They will happily flip their opinions 180 degrees if that's what's required of them. Remember all the "punch nazi's" types? They're cheering for Ukraine and its literal, actual nazi detachments to win their righteous war against Russian aggression and downplaying (or denying) the "actual nazi" bit whenever it's pointed out.

Fatrick would do the same thing with a leftist about-face about freedom of speech and anonymity. He'd insist he was always pro-first-amendment and would never dream of censoring somebody, and would engage in his standard "You are not my liver, child. I never said that, child" routine as people rubbed screenshots of his past words in his face.

There's just nothing going on upstairs. Seriously. There is no actual thought involved in regurgitating "his" political beliefs and everything he does is just an instinctive response to stimuli. Granted, his instincts appear to be as broken as the rest of his brain since they guide him into comically catastrophic adventures, but it's assured he spends zero effort actually thinking hard about anything. He just reacts. Hell, I think that even explains his god-awful writing style (in his books) -- a glimmer of an idea gets written down, then he reacts to it and writes that down. Then he reacts to that. And it snowballs from there. It also explains that jarring stop-start short sentence "style" he uses.
 
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Heckler1 said:
I think the thing that sums Pat up the best is the court audio from when the dude showed up at Hooligans to fight him. A judge is literally telling Pat "you clearly told this retard to come and fight you" and Pat repeatedly interrupts to say "NO that is NOT what happened". Pure piggy delusion
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My favorite part of that was that Patrick openly lied to the Judge, knowing the whole time that he said the “cleanup” bit. However, if I understand the lore correctly, Pat thought that text was lost and Andrew deleted them due to ONA shenanigans.

Pat blatantly and confidently lied, saying he’d never threatened Andrew in any way. “You’re simply lying”. Then Andrew brings out Pat’s own fucking words.

The Judge is confused, or maybe disbelieving someone could so blatantly and stupidly lie ,and says “Sir you’re saying you DIDN’T say this?”

Pat can no longer deny reality, so he instantly changes to a new logic - “I know that he harassed and stalked me”. Zero acknowledgement of either his lie, his wrongdoing, and completely changing of the topic into the new thing he has to CorrecT. And this is all in court, under fucking oath.

It’s literally impossible to have any kind of consensus or resolution with Fatrick. No matter how dishonest he is, no matter the evidence present, he will never back down and never say he was wrong about anything. Ever.

And he’s really fat too.
 
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Oh man, I'm glad I followed A.F. to this thread.
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Oh my god this creature is such a simpering faggot. Mother of god, I've never listened to this bitch for more than 5 seconds at a stretch. He actually tried to "shush" someone on a phone.

I cannot comprehend what benefit his wife could possibly gain from being with this idiot. I couldn't stomach more than 5 minutes of that whiny, effeminate, nasally voice; how she can possibly endure it long enough to travel somewhere with him is beyond me. Christ, little bitch Wil Wheaton comes off (marginally) more manly than this thing does.
 
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