Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Kill Patrick S. Tomlinson, behead Patrick S. Tomlinson, roundhouse kick Patrick S. Tomlinson into the concrete, slam dunk Patrick S. Tomlinson into the trash can, crucify a filthy Patrick S. Tomlinson, defecate into Patrick S. Tomlinson's food, launch Patrick S. Tomlinson into the sun, stir fry Patrick S. Tomlinson in a wok, toss Patrick S. Tomlinson into an active volcano, urinate into Patrick S. Tomlinson's gas tank, judo throw Patrick S. Tomlinson into a wood chipper, twist Patrick S. Tomlinson's heads off, (DON'T) report Patrick S. Tomlinson to the IRS, karate chop Patrick S. Tomlinson in half, curb stomp a pregnant Patrick S. Tomlinson, trap Patrick S. Tomlinson in quicksand, crush Patrick S. Tomlinson in the trash compactor, liquify Patrick S. Tomlinson in a vat of acid, eat Patrick S. Tomlinson, dissect Patrick S. Tomlinson, exterminate Patrick S. Tomlinson in the gas chamber, stomp Patrick S. Tomlinson's skull with steel-toed boots, cremate Patrick S. Tomlinson in the oven, lobotomize Patrick S. Tomlinson, mandatory abortions for Patrick S. Tomlinson, grind Patrick S. Tomlinson's niggeroni in the garbage disposal, drown Patrick S. Tomlinson in fried chicken grease, vaporize Patrick S. Tomlinson with a raygun, kick old Patrick S. Tomlinson down the stairs, feed Patrick S. Tomlinson to alligators, slice Patrick S. Tomlinson with a katana.

 

[HackerX]

He's acting like he went swimming with the phone and it's Samsung's fault but I think he just dropped it in the toilet or in the pool like the clumsy oaf he is but will never admit to it.

Swimming with it doesn't even make sense. Even with the knowledge of the vendor specs, who the hell swims with their phone on purpose? (After re-reading this, it sounds exactly like something he would do TBH)

Maybe someone thought Pat was being dumb and chucked a fully clothed Pat into the water.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The best part is that Pat is such a Twitter addict that as soon as his activity dipped, it was obvious he was either without a phone or otherwise prevented — against his will — from tweeting.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Why the fuck would you spend $1800 on a phone period?

The only thing I would put down that much is something related to computers and 3D printing.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Why the fuck would you spend $1800 on a phone period?

Two kinds of people do this: Either you have more money than sense or you have nigger-tier impulse control.
That money could've gotten spent on rebuilding the garage in front of the hovel so Susan the Rustang was constantly exposed to the elements for example.

 

[Meriasek]

Why the fuck would you spend $1800 on a phone period?

He thinks it makes his tweets more valid.

 

[curbside2]

The only thing I would put down that much is something related to computers and 3D printing.

You can take that money and put together a decent home audio system.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Why the fuck would you spend $1800 on a phone period?

Knowing him and his uncanny ability to do things as stupidly as possible, he bought it on installment and is paying interest.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I think it is more that faggots seek out conservatives to have sex with. Some weird fantasies I have seen where they want a straight white conservative to peg them while they trash talk them on socials.

How would you know??

 

[Drunk Smurf Lore]

Swimming with it doesn't even make sense. Even with the knowledge of the vendor specs, who the hell swims with their phone on purpose? (After re-reading this, it sounds exactly like something he would do TBH)

Maybe someone thought Pat was being dumb and chucked a fully clothed Pat into the water.

My theory is he was trying to take a selfie underwater.

 

[Meriasek]

You can take that money and put together a decent home audio system.

Actual hobbies that are about creativity, or just enjoyments of the arts. You see the problem here. Fattypat isn't into that. His entire persona is fake. He's a fake geek, a mantle he put on because he thought he was smart and writing books could make him money. He's a fake man who drives a fourbanger Mustang and a motorcycle because he thinks it makes him manly and people look past his moobs.
He doesn't have genuine interests and nothing he can genuinely derive enjoyment from. He can only spend what little money he has on shiny trinkets and superficial signs of what he pretends to be.
He's a fat, empty shell.
It'd be sad if he wasn't an utterly repulsive asshole.

My theory is he was trying to take a selfie underwater.

No amount of water-induced image distortion could have made that sight anything but utter nightmare fuel. Thank God his phone sacrificed itself to spare us the image.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Of course Pat had a foldable phone.

Was he at least trying to swim with his "waterproof" phone in the pool, or did he take it out to the ocean and got all that nice, conducive saltwater inside of it?

 

[Generic Retard]

Lol his consoomer, brand-loyalty mindset is so funny. "How could Samsung do this to me??" Lmao.

Also, why does he keep acting like ocean salt water is supposed to be safer for electronics than fresh water? He keeps bringing up the "safe in 2ft of freshwater" spec. without ever stopping to realize that saltwater doesn't meet the parameters of that spec. Saltwater is never not going to be destructive to electronics. Like, duh, Patrick.

Freshwater is barely conductive regarding the voltages we are talking about. It will corrode the contacts and solder because DC but you can get lucky after drying it.
Saltwater will corrode even more (because salt) and also destroy everything because it's conductive and will also burn out circuits.
I read a story about a car falling into saltwater (not sure, maybe in harbor, don't remember) and the scary part was that immediately after, they couldn't even open the windows to relieve pressure from the doors (because electronics). Someone had to smash the windows.

But AFAIK IP ratings don't care about salt or fresh water.
There even was a story from those early IP67 rated Sony Xperia Z3s getting found after few days by some snorkeling tourists and it worked.
Edit: Those might have had plugs for the USB-Port though, so tough luck on getting your OTG compatible USB-Port shorted out by saltwater. (Maybe that's why they specifically say fresh water these days)

 

[Broadside]

Kill Patrick S. Tomlinson, behead Patrick S. Tomlinson, roundhouse kick Patrick S. Tomlinson into the concrete, slam dunk Patrick S. Tomlinson into the trash can, crucify a filthy Patrick S. Tomlinson, defecate into Patrick S. Tomlinson's food, launch Patrick S. Tomlinson into the sun, stir fry Patrick S. Tomlinson in a wok, toss Patrick S. Tomlinson into an active volcano, urinate into Patrick S. Tomlinson's gas tank, judo throw Patrick S. Tomlinson into a wood chipper, twist Patrick S. Tomlinson's heads off, (DON'T) report Patrick S. Tomlinson to the IRS, karate chop Patrick S. Tomlinson in half, curb stomp a pregnant Patrick S. Tomlinson, trap Patrick S. Tomlinson in quicksand, crush Patrick S. Tomlinson in the trash compactor, liquify Patrick S. Tomlinson in a vat of acid, eat Patrick S. Tomlinson, dissect Patrick S. Tomlinson, exterminate Patrick S. Tomlinson in the gas chamber, stomp Patrick S. Tomlinson's skull with steel-toed boots, cremate Patrick S. Tomlinson in the oven, lobotomize Patrick S. Tomlinson, mandatory abortions for Patrick S. Tomlinson, grind Patrick S. Tomlinson's niggeroni in the garbage disposal, drown Patrick S. Tomlinson in fried chicken grease, vaporize Patrick S. Tomlinson with a raygun, kick old Patrick S. Tomlinson down the stairs, feed Patrick S. Tomlinson to alligators, slice Patrick S. Tomlinson with a katana.

"Their stated goal is to kill me or have me kill myself. They openly say this on their website."

 

[Ophelia]

I hope Pat lives to a ripe old age, giving us decades of entertainment. Please watch your health, Patrick!

His entire persona is fake. He's a fake geek, a mantle he put on because he thought he was smart and writing books could make him money. He's a fake man who drives a fourbanger Mustang and a motorcycle because he thinks it makes him manly and people look past his moobs.

Don’t forget “fake father.”

 

[Pizdec]

Oh man, I'm glad I followed A.F. to this thread.

Here's a clip of the audio, with commentary from Null. You can find the full audio I'm assuming on the OnA board, but this snippet is the best bit, when he has a full on meltdown.

Why the fuck do you need a foldable phone?

I don't understand the appeal. I'll admit I'm a samsung guy, but I wouldn't ever buy their foldable phones. It's already annoying that I'm having to wirelessly charge my phone because their USB C ports are shit, I can't imagine they're any better on their foldable phones, which, if I recall, were notorious for people at one point ripping off the plastic covering of the first iterations because Samsung didn't warn people not to fucking do that. I'm surprised Fatrick didn't attempt this feat and curse Samsung for making him destroy his own phone this way.

 

[RedMage]

The SoC you are thinking of is the Qualcomm S8450 Snapdragon 8 gen 1, the first of Qualcomm's new series of SoC which has heating issues (featured in the S22 Ultra). Combined with the buggy release of One UI 4, it had a really rough time on Samsung devices.

The Qualcomm S8350 Snapdragon 888 is what the Galaxy S21 Ultra and Galaxy Z Fold3 has, which doesn't have heating issues. At least they shouldn't since that is the finale of that generation.

I recall there being a lot of complaints of the SD888 which only got worse with the SD 8 Gen 1. Both were fabricated by Samsung and were incredibly inefficient which lead to poor battery life plaguing those phones.

It is a good thing TSMC is back to fabricating the recent SD 8G1+ and 8Gen2.

In the end, we know fatrick abused that phone.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Of course Pat had a foldable phone.

Was he at least trying to swim with his "waterproof" phone in the pool, or did he take it out to the ocean and got all that nice, conducive saltwater inside of it?

Pool is better than sea water, but significantly worse than tap water, which is what the water tolerance rating is based on. Distilled water has an electrical conductance of ~.055 µS/cm. Tap water has an electrical conductance of ~50-800 µS/cm. Pool water has an electrical conductance of ~3000 µS/cm. So pool water conducts electricity, on average, 7 times more easily than tap water. Sea water is ~55000 µS/cm.

The only hope one has if they drop their phone in the pool or the ocean is to make sure it is off, disconnect the battery if at all possible, and then quickly submerge it in deionized water. I would probably submerge it several times in deionized water, making sure to use fresh deionized water each time, to drive as much of the chlorine or salts out of the phone as possible. You want to get out as much chlorine or salts as possible because not only will they cause short circuits, the corrosion they can cause is fantastic and irreparable. Then submerge it in an airtight container filled with fresh silica gel for a week, changing the silica gel every 24-48 hours so it can continue to pull out moisture as well as is possible. The lesser choice would be uncooked white rice, also changed every 24-48 hours for a weeks. Rice is less hygroscopic (water absorbing) than silica gel, but also easier to get in bulk. Use white rice over brown rice, white rice absorbs water much more easily than brown rice due to the bran not being present. Another trick is after submerging in deionized water is to submerge the phone in 99% isopropyl alcohol. This will drive the deionized water out and the isopropyl alcohol will evaporate all on its own. I generally don't recommend this as it can do strange things to adhesive, and today phones typically contain adhesives as part of their design. For electronics that don't contain adhesives using isopropyl alcohol as part of the drying process is one of the best things you can do.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Here's a clip of the audio, with commentary from Null. You can find the full audio I'm assuming on the OnA board, but this snippet is the best bit, when he has a full on meltdown.

>linking to disgusting jewtube rather than the superior odysneed.

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[AnOminous]

The only thing that this tweet convinces me about is that the people who buy expensive folding phones are dead beat fathers, wife beaters, failed writers, niggeroni makers, 4 cylinder mustang drivers, tech illiterates, cucks, manchildren and most importantly FAT people.

He literally drives a two-stroke engine where you have to mix oil into the gas. That is how pathetic Porque Squealer is. He has a Mustang with a lawnmower engine.

Someone on the other forums found a new video of piggy's standup, all of piggy's "jokes" are edited out of it which actually makes it pretty funny:

Am I the only one who noticed this? He seemed to have a high degree of corpulence.

Also note how this "firebrand" debates people; it's just one liners and insults. I think he just wants to be SEEN fighting the bigots but knows 100% he'd crumble in an actual debate where he couldn't fall back on "the science is settled" and other appeals to authority. He's never had an actual debate in his life.

If the only "argument" you have is just to repeat "child child CHIIIILD child CHILD CHILD CHILD" over and over again, you will be embarrassed if you try to argue with someone who has an IQ over room temperature.