Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[northstar747]

Now that it's confirmed the wife wants to swing, it really puts those comments he made about not knowing how he would even go about dating today into perspective. Could be why he's hitting the bottle so hard, has turned to drugs and is literally bending over and taking it up the ass. Dude's so scared he's going to lose everything, but doesn't realize that he already has.

I mostly skim this thread.

Cant nick do most of the work in his own case hand it off to razz to correct?

Also if he pulled up, stopped the over sharing locked down the locals lewds, drank less did more law content and basically did the "guys I ve seen the error of my ways, I was having a mid life crisis I m gonna stop over sharing, also I ve sold the mustang because again I did a mid life on the internet."

 

[Not Who You Think]

Kayla is not fat and that means she could get other men. A divorce arc would probably come down to money. For as much of a lolcow as he has become Nick is still worth a good amount of money, for now. If the super berries ever dry up and he's no longer making above average income then you might see a divorce arc.

Kayla is a not fat, but is also a medicated, mother of 5 in her 40s with large tattoos (who would also be divorced at that point). Her prospects are not great, especially considering the amount of documented embarrassing behavior that exists of her online due to Nick's show and locals crew.

Agree that money problems would definitely put a strain on the marriage, though if Kayla was more of an opportunist she might consider that there's not a lot of benefit in divorcing a poor man (and she's not getting any younger). In that case, divorcing before Nick starts losing properties and other assets might be the thing to do.

Well she did talked him into trying swinging, I wouldn't be surprised if she already has some plans if Nick and his channels were to crash on the ground.

If this is the case then Kayla would likely jump ship with someone she, and possibly Nick, already knows and who she feels secure with (emotionally if not financially). Would be kind of funny if she leaves Nick for the masseuse.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Kayla is a not fat, but is also a medicated, mother of 5 in her 40s with large tattoos (who would also be divorced at that point). Her prospects are not great, especially considering the amount of documented embarrassing behavior that exists of her online due to Nick's show and locals crew.

Agree that money problems would definitely put a strain on the marriage, though if Kayla was more of an opportunist she might consider that there's not a lot of benefit in divorcing a poor man (and she's not getting any younger). In that case, divorcing before Nick starts losing properties and other assets might be the thing to do.


If this is the case then Kayla would likely jump ship with someone she, and possibly Nick, already knows and who she feels secure with (emotionally if not financially). Would be kind of funny if she leaves Nick for the masseuse.

Idk I’m not seeing it she already waited 18+ years with her faggot of a husband just waiting on that inheritance which is clearly what both of them were banking on as neither of them had worked particularly hard on making a career or even having a job. Why not wait the time until the parents are out of the picture and she finally gets what she actually married him for. Although, she is fortyish and probably only has five to ten more years where she is still fuckable and her husband clearly isn’t even pretending to keep her satisfied anymore so she probably wants to ride the cock carousel like she sees all the milfs online doing
Then again she is a woman she could probably divorce him know and convince the court to give her the inheritance anyway.

tl:dr: I don’t think she will be the one to initiate the divorce it has like no upside and a glaringly huge downside for her she will just keep cheating on the balldo lawyer and laughing at him until she takes half his inheritance in the divorce.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I mostly skim this thread.

Cant nick do most of the work in his own case hand it off to razz to correct?

Also if he pulled up, stopped the over sharing locked down the locals lewds, drank less did more law content and basically did the "guys I ve seen the error of my ways, I was having a mid life crisis I m gonna stop over sharing, also I ve sold the mustang because again I did a mid life on the internet."

The problem is even if he course corrected and 180'd back to pre-Rittenhouse Nick, the damage is done, he's not only lost his old audience, he's lost their respect and his image. He basically told anyone concerned for him to go fuck themselves, that they were incel prude faggots and he wasn't their daddy () and that he's always been a drunken coom brained degenerate. He can't just get the image of a wholesome Christian (despite his protests to the contrary its the image he portrayed of himself, shit our wife still has "Christian" on her profile description) family man back.
An apology would just look like damage control and it would be.
Dudes a whiney sleazebag that saw dollar signs and thought he was better than the audience that got him the big bucks and he didn't need them, he had his leathery slut posters and their simps.
He can't pull up now. The time for that would have been months ago, back before Halloween even.
There is no turning back. This is the fate he chose.

 

[Associate Rick]

Nicks just a smarmy drunken cunt who thought it was funny to run his mouth, then I think he made the ludicrous decision of hiring fucking Marco Randazza where a competent local lawyer (so not Balldo himself) would have done the job, I think hoping that that stupid display of waving his wallet at the problem would scare Monty off, not realizing Monty is a huge fucking cow and HE DON'T SCARE BISH! oh and he snagged himself a lawyer who seems to have a personal distate for the Balldo Man.

I do wonder how different things could be going now if Nick had hired a local lawyer with a good rep, who would possibly have a good professional relationship with Schneider and be able to bridge some of the animosity that seems to be there, instead of a hotshot 3 grand an hour outsider.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I’m not seeing it she already waited 18+ years with her faggot of a husband just waiting on that inheritance which is clearly what both of them were banking on as neither of them had worked particularly hard on making a career or even having a job. Why not wait the time until the parents are out of the picture and she finally gets what she actually married him for.

I would laugh my ass off if his parents, knowing what a fucking loser he is, leave it all to charity and leave Balldo nothing. Wouldn't be the first time filthy rich parents don't leave it to their worthless layabout kid, either because they know he's a no good scrounger and is just planning on that falling into his lap, or out of an honest "I want them to learn to make a man of themselves without help" desire to force a lazy shitbag failson to better themself.
That would be the most Kino outcome tbh, especially if Nicks petty drunken lazy debauchery fucks up his streaming contract and career too.
Absolute gold for us, the meltdown would be amazing.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

That would be the most Kino outcome tbh, especially if Nicks petty drunken lazy debauchery fucks up his streaming contract and career too.
Absolute gold for us, the meltdown would be amazing.

Or would it be even more kino if they left the money to their grandkids instead because they are the true future of the genetic line. watching Nick trying to beg his kids who don’t even talk to him anymore for money would be pretty kino too

 

[Procrastinhater]

I do wonder how different things could be going now if Nick had hired a local lawyer with a good rep, who would possibly have a good professional relationship with Schneider and be able to bridge some of the animosity that seems to be there, instead of a hotshot 3 grand an hour outsider.

I just wonder what exactly Nick did to Schneider to start this seeming grudge.
I know Balldo was taking the piss out of the guys Mongoloid kid (fucking asshole move that btw, as funny as it is its fucking low) but that was only recently, seems this is an old grudge, unless Nicks been a prick about the guys kid before, which if so, fair enough, if I had a kid that was 'tarded and some big Nosed Balldo using broke dick lawyer started in on him I'd be pissed, anyone would.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

Kayla is not fat and that means she could get other men. A divorce arc would probably come down to money. For as much of a lolcow as he has become Nick is still worth a good amount of money, for now. If the super berries ever dry up and he's no longer making above average income then you might see a divorce arc.

All she has to do is settle for a black and the world is her oyster. No self respecting white would go near her but on the other hand there are a lot of pathetic old white man around - comicsgate is full of them. I could see her being the "wife" of a CG loser. And they would dutifully simp for her and someone else's mistakes.

 

[dustnight]

All she has to do is settle for a black and the world is her oyster. No self respecting white would go near her but on the other hand there are a lot of pathetic old white man around - comicsgate is full of them. I could see her being the "wife" of a CG loser. And they would dutifully simp for her and someone else's mistakes.

Hey if she puts on a few pounds in the right places maybe that wilhelm nigger will take her in.

 

[AnOminous]

Could be why he's hitting the bottle so hard, has turned to drugs and is literally bending over and taking it up the ass.

He's going to gay bars dressed only in a thong. Trooning out is right around the corner.

Cant nick do most of the work in his own case hand it off to razz to correct?

Razz has his own reputation to protect. Filing utter retardation would damage his reputation.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's going to gay bars dressed only in a thong. Trooning out is right around the corner.

Razz has his own reputation to protect. Filing utter retardation would damage his reputation.

Coulda seen it coming when the big ol' Mary was streaming wearing knee socks and in a fucking Hello Kitty T shirt, sucking on the microphone like Drex's cock tbh.
He's a raging homo, all he's missing is the leather police hat.

 

[Owlbear]

He isn't making a majority if his money from live money chats any more. It's more like his subscriptions (which we expect a crash in September) and Rumble contract.

Gone are the days of 1.5 hours reading superchats

Ironically, his streams have gotten pretty short because of this. They tend to run around 2.5 hours now, mostly of him sperging out about his own legal trouble. The classic 5-hour stream full of toasts about a random person's wife's boyfriend's dog is long gone.

 

[Hot Dog]

The problem is even if he course corrected and 180'd back to pre-Rittenhouse Nick, the damage is done, he's not only lost his old audience, he's lost their respect and his image. He basically told anyone concerned for him to go fuck themselves, that they were incel prude faggots and he wasn't their daddy () and that he's always been a drunken coom brained degenerate. He can't just get the image of a wholesome Christian (despite his protests to the contrary its the image he portrayed of himself, shit our wife still has "Christian" on her profile description) family man back.
An apology would just look like damage control and it would be.
Dudes a whiney sleazebag that saw dollar signs and thought he was better than the audience that got him the big bucks and he didn't need them, he had his leathery slut posters and their simps.
He can't pull up now. The time for that would have been months ago, back before Halloween even.
There is no turning back. This is the fate he chose.

If someone tells and shows you who they are, believe them. Nick looks like total shit lately so between all of the rumors and nonsense there is probably a shred of truth to a lot of it. Getting taken for 40 grand with nothing to show for it and the cope of "uh you don't know what's going on behind the scenes and everything is cool you prude losers" falls flat with his mopey tone and dejected slouch. Those supporters are never coming back, buddy.

Now he just wants a show to talk about how much he loves sex and cumming and other degen shit and is incredulous and "NOT MAD" that people left. I'm sorry my dude but that's fucking gross and not what people signed up for when they started following your show. If I was running contracts at Rumble I'd be fuming mad over this shithead move by pulling a bait and switch.

As for Kayla leaving, if the money has dried up, they are openly swinging because Nick can't perform, and are generally unhappy as people there is now a ticking clock. She's a 40 year old mother of 5 with no work experience who will take Nick to the cleaners if it comes to that. I'd be nervous too if I was him.

 

[AnOminous]

He's a raging homo, all he's missing is the leather police hat.

I don't think he's going leather daddy, he's going loli.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Ironically, his streams have gotten pretty short because of this. They tend to run around 2.5 hours now, mostly of him sperging out about his own legal trouble. The classic 5-hour stream full of toasts about a random person's wife's boyfriend's dog is long gone.

Oh well. It was bad while it lasted. Don't be glad its over. Be sad it ever happened at all.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

The classic 5-hour stream full of toasts about a random person's wife's boyfriend's dog is long gone.

The only positive in this situation.

 

[gang weeder]

Kayla is a not fat, but is also a medicated, mother of 5 in her 40s with large tattoos (who would also be divorced at that point). Her prospects are not great, especially considering the amount of documented embarrassing behavior that exists of her online due to Nick's show and locals crew.

None of that actually matters except the 5 kids. Which admittedly does hurt her market value but is by no means fatal to it. If the locals money dries up could she potentially branch swing to someone who is less of an obnoxious faggot than Nick? I have to imagine yes as that's not a high bar to clear. Staying with an alcoholic Nick who has lost his Internet money and is determined not to re-enter the actual workforce would probably be pretty unappealing. Maybe she would just give up on marriage and lean into being a sexual deviant, the inclination is clearly there.

Agree that money problems would definitely put a strain on the marriage, though if Kayla was more of an opportunist she might consider that there's not a lot of benefit in divorcing a poor man (and she's not getting any younger). In that case, divorcing before Nick starts losing properties and other assets might be the thing to do.

That is what a rational person thinking long term would do sure. But the person you described is unlikely to think that way ("a medicated, mother of 5 in her 40s with large tattoos" who also posts her ass on locals for all to see). Her thought process, which probably operates on an emotional and subconscious level, is likely no more than "we are making a lot of money, things are fine." If in the future the money goes away that might switch "we don't have money any more, this sucks, I want out." But right now she likely has little to no awareness that super berries aren't forever and even if someone tried to tell her she would dismiss it with emotional thinking and copes.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I just wonder what exactly Nick did to Schneider to start this seeming grudge.
I know Balldo was taking the piss out of the guys Mongoloid kid (fucking asshole move that btw, as funny as it is its fucking low) but that was only recently, seems this is an old grudge, unless Nicks been a prick about the guys kid before, which if so, fair enough, if I had a kid that was 'tarded and some big Nosed Balldo using broke dick lawyer started in on him I'd be pissed, anyone would.

I recall Nick was ranting in a stream about how Schneider extended an olive branch of mentorship to him when he first started practicing law. Even to the extent that Schneider offered the dweeb the option to practice from Schneider‘s personal residence. Instead of acting like a normal human and being conciliatory and genuine in nature, in true Nick fashion he likely arrogantly rejected the offer in a demeaning way. “I’m a big time lolyer now, I don need nuffin from you old timer. Watch how good I can law without your help!” This lit the fuse. Then Nick publicly proceeded to harass and degrade Schnieder‘s kid who is handicapped through no fault of his own. Any father worth half a shit would rightfully want to destroy the asshole that treated him and his family this way.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I mostly skim this thread.

Cant nick do most of the work in his own case hand it off to razz to correct?

Also if he pulled up, stopped the over sharing locked down the locals lewds, drank less did more law content and basically did the "guys I ve seen the error of my ways, I was having a mid life crisis I m gonna stop over sharing, also I ve sold the mustang because again I did a mid life on the internet."

No. Nick is a LOLyer not a lawyer. He doesn't have the skill or experience to do any work on the case. He has never even taken a case to trial.

It's too late. Brace for impact!

Ironically, his streams have gotten pretty short because of this. They tend to run around 2.5 hours now, mostly of him sperging out about his own legal trouble. The classic 5-hour stream full of toasts about a random person's wife's boyfriend's dog is long gone.

But they seem soooo much longer now. Everything about his show has gotten worse. We went from big brain panels to COOM A LOT and that star wars thot.