Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

No child, it's not a two-stroke, it's a flex fuel. It burns both gas and oil. Patso's going green, and not because of some of the street food he invariably ate while in Mexico. Oh how I pity his toilet.

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It appears Patso bought the phone in September 2020. If he had a 3 year plan, he still owes 6-7 months of payments on it. ($300-$350) Ha-ha. Moron does not realize Samsung phones are not Veblen goods. There is no status to owning one, no matter how gimmicky. And there is no way that broke ass lump bought it outright.

Does Patso know that items with lithium batteries cannot go into checked luggage? Apparently devices can be in checked luggage so long as they are powered off. However, " Damaged or recalled batteries and battery-powered devices, which are likely to create sparks or generate a dangerous evolution of heat must not be carried aboard an aircraft (e.g. carry-on or checked baggage) unless the damaged or recalled battery has been removed, or otherwise made safe. The full reg is here What do you bet that the Pests have informed the relevant authorities about it? Not that I endorse ratting him out to the Feds or anything like that, but Pests will be Pests. Who knows if the idiot damaged the battery in his phone or not.

ETA: I was wrong. having cell phones in checked luggage is permitted if the devices/batteries within are not damaged.
 
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John_Smith said:
It appears Patso bought the phone in September 2020. If he had a 3 year plan, he still owes 6-7 months of payments on it. ($300-$350) Ha-ha. Moron does not realize Samsung phones are not Veblen goods. There is no status to owning one, no matter how gimmicky. And there is no way that broke ass lump bought it outright.
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Most US carriers only finance out for two years. The phone is likely paid off and out of warranty, not that it would be honored cause his dumbass admitted he went swimming with it. Even if he paid for some sort of post warranty insurance they'll still make him fork over money to cover a new one.

ETA: I realized the phone is regardless not paid off if financed, because the Flip3 came out in August 2021, meaning it's definitely still due on payments for another six months.
 
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Pizdec said:
ETA: I realized the phone is regardless not paid off if financed, because the Flip3 came out in August 2021, meaning it's definitely still due on payments for another six months.
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That also means his previous phone only lasted a year (tops) before that one. Meanwhile my current phone is 5 years old and it's doing great. Either Pat is one of those retards who thinks you need to get a new phone every year or he destroyed his previous one too.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
That also means his previous phone only lasted a year (tops) before that one. Meanwhile my current phone is 5 years old and it's doing great. Either Pat is one of those retards who thinks you need to get a new phone every year or he destroyed his previous one too.
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I'm willing to believe it's both. And I'll laugh my ass off if Fatrick suddenly goes on about a Flip4. Better, if he ends up with an iPhone because Samsung slights him for reminding him the damage he did to it was of his own doing and admittance.
 
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Pizdec said:
I'm willing to believe it's both. And I'll laugh my ass off if Fatrick suddenly goes on about a Flip4. Better, if he ends up with an iPhone because Samsung slights him for reminding him the damage he did to it was of his own doing and admittance.
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Ric having a narcissistic injury inflicted by a corporation would be very on brand for him.
 
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Ophelia said:
I hope Pat lives to a ripe old age, giving us decades of entertainment. Please watch your health, Patrick!
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It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".

Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least. :story:
 
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LurkTrawl said:
It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".

Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least. :story:
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not sure why this point is so difficult for cows and media to understand. we like to laugh at cows, and once they die the milk stops. so really the last thing anyone who enjoys the farms would ever want is for a cow to die. there are extreme alogs out there who would want a cow dead, but those are the exception, not the rule.
 
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LurkTrawl said:
It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".

Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least. :story:
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This whole "KF wants people to unalive themselves" idea is completely retarded. It's like saying kids go to the zoo because they want to watch the monkeys die. It doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense. Suicide isn't funny (usually).

Patrick is a big fat monkey, and I like to watch the big fat monkey dance and scream and throw his shit at the glass. It's amusing to watch his big fat monkey antics. If the big fat monkey dies, my entertainment dies with him.

I really, really wish these Anti-Kiwi Farms retards would get that through their thick skulls. I don't want Patrick to die: I want him to dance and holler for my amusement. Big difference.
 
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LurkTrawl said:
It's funny how so many cows on this site don't get that they're entertainment. Pat Tomlinson dying means robbing the world of the relevance of the word "niggeroni".

Which would be a dark day indeed. Stay healthy, Pat. Or, eh, alive, at least. :story:
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If Pat dies, Pat no longer suffers. And I genuinely want Pat to suffer for being such an awful person.
 
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HackerX said:
Swimming with it doesn't even make sense. Even with the knowledge of the vendor specs, who the hell swims with their phone on purpose? (After re-reading this, it sounds exactly like something he would do TBH)

Maybe someone thought Pat was being dumb and chucked a fully clothed Pat into the water.
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He's so addicted to Twitter he probably wanted to be tweeting while swimming.
 
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LobsterBoy669 said:
This whole "KF wants people to unalive themselves" idea is completely retarded. It's like saying kids go to the zoo because they want to watch the monkeys die. It doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense. Suicide isn't funny (usually).
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Remember, retarded bullshit the fake news says doesn't even have to make sense. It's directed at literal morons.
 
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