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My new lolcow hero, I might be a smartass type who always wants to make the most underground esoteric pick just so I can be FIRST to discover it, I guess I'm the type that gets mad when my favorite band gets an audience over 10, I'm no longer in the special club!

For real though, this guy, this HYPERWIGGER is going places. You can see it in his eyes, there's something poignant about them, they scream 6 o'clock news coverage, and soon. I hope his plan to get 20k (from his gf? or mom? Forgot what Jaden said about it) and MOVE IN with that degenerate fat faggot Ralph.

You tell 'em, go get 'em BAM BIGGITY !!! :semperfidelis:
you didn’t hear the bad news? apparently he failed to secure that 20k loan and left all of Ralph’s group chats
 
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you didn’t hear the bad news? apparently he failed to secure that 20k loan and left all of Ralph’s group chats

What!?!!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just looking his vids, the bizzare tiny room he streams from, walls fully draped in posters, all autistically aligned, GI Joe, Iron Maiden, Killstream, while niggerbop blasts, sprays all over the floor, he's sketching some elementary school sharpie scribble...he seemed like a promising talent.

Fuck you Biden!! Give a man a loan!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfycEq-ruqg - what a guy...could he be trolling? Two options here, troll or 6 o'clock news 2023.
 

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What!?!!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just looking his vids, the bizzare tiny room he streams from, walls fully draped in posters, all autistically aligned, GI Joe, Iron Maiden, Killstream, while niggerbop blasts, sprays all over the floor, he's sketching some elementary school sharpie scribble...he seemed like a promising talent.

Fuck you Biden!! Give a man a loan!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfycEq-ruqg - what a guy...could he be trolling? Two options here, troll or 6 o'clock news 2023.
lol @ the piss jug and picture of gator on his phone lol
 
What!?!!? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was just looking his vids, the bizzare tiny room he streams from, walls fully draped in posters, all autistically aligned, GI Joe, Iron Maiden, Killstream, while niggerbop blasts, sprays all over the floor, he's sketching some elementary school sharpie scribble...he seemed like a promising talent.

Fuck you Biden!! Give a man a loan!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfycEq-ruqg - what a guy...could he be trolling? Two options here, troll or 6 o'clock news 2023.
I troll that I have fetal alcohol syndrome with my face all the time...oh wait no you can't fake that.
 
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Exposing @Pit Viper Salesman as a @Christorian X sock account:
Our dear friend @Christorian X has quit the forums on August 3rd because the whole sektur was dunking on him, he was the subforums lolcow but things took a dark turn after being exposed as a Flamenco janitor and his role in the Flamenco coverup.

Let's dive into some similarities between both accounts:

1. Account creation:
The @Pit Viper Salesman account was created on July 6th, 2022.
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2. Activity:
@Pit Viper Salesman only became active on August 7, four days days after Christorian decided to abandon the main account, a post was made before this date I will cover in my next point.
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3. Quoting the sock account:
@Pit Viper Salesman very first post that was made the same day he created the account, was quoted by @Christorian X on July 26th in the Council of Evil thread. The post contains the dox of deadman, former council of evil member.
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4. The Daiymo/council of evil:
June 15h, the Daiymo releases a video mocking @Christorian X's message to Ethan Ralph https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZLaXYHy5Q
Around this time, Daiymo also gets his hands on Faith Vicker's diary, which escalated things between the two parties to the point @Christorian X doxed Daiymo a month later after these incidents.
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How does this relate to @Pit Viper Salesman ?
Well well well, would you look at that...
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Christorian keeps doxing from the obvious sock account

5. The Gunt Hunt
The gunt hunt thread, started by Christorian X, started to become inactive after his old persona was bullied off the board. On October 6th he decided to bring back the thread under his new persona.
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Final Point:
While this is not "solid evidence" I believe this post makes a good case. You will find @Pit Viper Salesman account in the same threads, starting the same threads and spouting the same talking points as @Christorian X
You can research this yourself and maybe add to this post if you have more evidence. @Pit Viper Salesman can deny all he wants but it won't stop people from putting 2 and 2 together.
And you have just been redeemed.
RIP
 
Is that actually @AltisticRight or someone using his name to be extra faggy?
Yeah, that's me.
So this was the NDA people were talking about? It was so boring it didn't even register in my head.
I'll just come clean now, some people did approach me outside of the site because we wanted to get to the bottom of the swatting incidents. PVS was one of them. I was also, at that time, trying to see if there was any value in looking deeper into Flamenco's rubbish, since his family got swatted too.

I've been trying and failing for much of the past year.
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PVS/CX was very much on top of the swatting incidents too. That's what we had in common.
The last messages were about the video #killallpedos made on Flamenco, which I never responded to.
For some stupid reason, I cannot see any of these messages from my Poast dashboard, this was probably because he moved his account? However, they are real and my only other off-site account is on Poa.st aside from Protonmail.ch.
 
Yeah, that's me.
So this was the NDA people were talking about? It was so boring it didn't even register in my head.
I'll just come clean now, some people did approach me outside of the site because we wanted to get to the bottom of the swatting incidents. PVS was one of them. I was also, at that time, trying to see if there was any value in looking deeper into Flamenco's rubbish, since his family got swatted too.

I've been trying and failing for much of the past year.
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PVS/CX was very much on top of the swatting incidents too. That's what we had in common.
The last messages were about the video #killallpedos made on Flamenco, which I never responded to.
For some stupid reason, I cannot see any of these messages from my Poast dashboard, this was probably because he moved his account? However, they are real and my only other off-site account is on Poa.st aside from Protonmail.ch.
Jannies and psycho alogs conspiring with each other? Not a good look.
 
Jannies and psycho alogs conspiring with each other? Not a good look.
Well tbf, Altistic was framed for swatting fucking MTG and had his username put on national news. It’s not like there isn’t a motivation LOL. And if they’re going to channel Christorian X’s autism at least it’ll be going toward the good cause Of finding whoever’s been doing this shit.
 
where there is smoke there is fire.

People in the thread where ostracized for pointing out these ops where going on 4 months ago, some users where banned for posting sneed chat receipts of Christorianx/Pitvypersalesman Glow nigger levels of gay ops against Hatchet. PVS had no ability to ban RandomUser34 who posted the sneed chat of Eyeguy and PVS gloating on the swatting of ethan Hatchet.

Its amazing that people after 12 hours are already forgetting or just accept that this is the Jannies we have, running gay doxing ops, taking bribes and rewriting history pretending they always new we new just deal with it.
:story: You're all men aren't you? The kind with a penis?
Why the fuck are you all so clammy over all of this, who gives a shit about any of this?

If half of you aren't homosexual and on the verge of turning into trannies, the other half of you are being cucked by fat assed women.

This isn't Watergate, it's Ethan Ralph lol. Calm down.
 
It's the exact same convo they could of had in Sneedchat under the same s/n's, who gives a shit.
I do, PVS was clearly an agent of vickers and for whatever reason was not disciplined on it. Now it turns out that Jannies were working with him under the pretense of trying to identify the sector swatter. You could come to the conclusion that he was under the protecion of the jannies, even tho that PVS behavior is in clear conflict with the stated philospoy of the site (don't engage the lolcows, document them).
 
I do, PVS was clearly an agent of vickers and for whatever reason was not disciplined on it. Now it turns out that Jannies were working with him under the pretense of trying to identify the sector swatter. You could come to the conclusion that he was under the protecion of the jannies, even tho that PVS behavior is in clear conflict with the stated philospoy of the site (don't engage the lolcows, document them).
It's not that deep. It shouldn't be that deep.
You're here to laugh at a fat tub of lard, just laugh at it.

There's not some big conspiracy, it's really not that serious. It was literally a conversation that could have been had on this site, in DM's. No one's running a ring of protection or spies.
There was no grand conspiracy.

How is all this "ethics in ayeloggin'" any different from when the left cancels people over perceived slights? It's fucking lame, just laugh at the fatty, he's grave dancing atm and when he grave dances, he always falls the hardest.

Laugh at PVS too.

It's just not as big of a deal as you're making out.
 
It's not that deep. It shouldn't be that deep.
You're here to laugh at a fat tub of lard, just laugh at it.

There's not some big conspiracy, it's really not that serious. It was literally a conversation that could have been had on this site, in DM's. No one's running a ring of protection or spies.
There was no grand conspiracy.

How is all this "ethics in ayeloggin'" any different from when the left cancels people over perceived slights? It's fucking lame, just laugh at the fatty, he's grave dancing atm and when he grave dances, he always falls the hardest.

Laugh at PVS too.

It's just not as big of a deal as you're making out.
Let's all be real. Anyone with the time and inclination to janny is going to be some sort of a failure already.
 
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