Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Joggin Noggin]

How could Rackets have possibly fallen as far as he has? I remember enjoying him sometimes, as I’m sure many people did, and then instantly being repulsed by his sex talk and degeneracy and not able to watch him at all anymore. I had been losing interest before that, with his hours of toasts to retards and their dead grandpas, but I still thought he was alright. That seems to be a common story amongst former fans. He also used to have one of the few threads on the site where most people in the thread seemed to like him for the most part. That’s an absolute miracle. How do you fuck that up so spectacularly?

It's almost sad how this post encapsulates 95% of his former fan's beliefs, myself included. The toasts were annoying, but weren't dealbreaking. The injection of obsessive levels of sex talk and degeneracy got to be the straw that broke the camels back. Then it came out that he's a swinging exhibitionist who's either been lying about his online personality for years or is incapable of admitting he's changed at all. Like dude, all you had to do was laugh at retarded law related topics and rake in the money. Now you've lost a lot of your long time fans and replaced them with sex-obsessed BPD cat-moms. Congrats, Nick.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Nb4 Kayla leaves Nick for Drex

Come on, you were all thinking about it when discussing any post Nick possibilities, it's the most obvious one.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

When the time comes, its best to remember that Nick will almost certainly define "cheating" and non-monogamy as proven vag penetration of her by another man with a penis. Nothing else will count. That includes her tit massages, Nick's hints that he goes for rub-and-tug happy ending massages, Nick supposedly getting felt up by women in vegas and so on. The same semantic games will also apply to any sex Nick might have had or eventually have with men.

Either Nick or Drex (or both) claim lesbian sex isn't real sex, so odds you're 100% right. I strongly suspect Nick's done at least MFF threesomes with Kayla, probably MMF for all we know despite his claims to find it disgusting.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I hope you have panoptes running at full steam. The locals coomers may be running a victory lap soon.

Yes. Been running all weekend. I have been trying to troubleshoot the active user count feature, but it is being persistent.

Next drop comes with the complete archive once he drops the new Monday chat.

Besides that, I have been working most of my time on my BIG project. I am trying to get that finished up first.

 

[Father Balldo]

 

[Swole McPole]

She started giving him shit tests like asking what he'd think about her posting lewds too, or going to Hedonism or Fag bars, and Nicks failed everyone.

The very first clip I ever saw that featured Our Wife, she came in to shot and was clearly fondling his cock on screen. You couldn't actually see it -- camera/desk cut off the actual action, but it was extremely clear from where she was standing, the position of her arms and Nick's attention wavering that that was what she was doing.

I just assumed then she was one of those attention whore BPD wives who couldn't bear her husband to be paying attention to anybody or any thing that wasn't her, so she was trying to distract him and get him to cut the stream short in the hope that he'd get to fuck her.

I also assumed that if he actually did that, he'd find she'd somehow developed a headache.

 

[gang weeder]

Nb4 Kayla leaves Nick for Drex

Come on, you were all thinking about it when discussing any post Nick possibilities, it's the most obvious one.

Drex doesn't commit to women though, he just treats them as sex objects. Which Kayla might be down with, yes we are all thinking it. But he wouldn't be a committed source of stability/money to help with the 5 kids.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

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We're so close to bingo

 

[Procrastinhater]

We're so close to bingo

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Damn, all he has to do is shit himself (and get paid more doing it) or pull a Kane from Kung Fu/Michael Hutchense and we get Bingo Balldo, and his journey to the cucked side will be complete.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Every traditional societal norm: “Nick IS a swinger.”
Nick: “That depends on what the meaning of the word ’is’ is.”

This damage control and initial legal filings is the most lawyering Nick has done in years. Given the stress it's put on him and his lacking results, I can see why he dove head first into streaming.

 

[northstar747]

So family guy last night had lous get her foot broken so she stuck in bed. She asks chris to get the fly swatter from the top dresser drawer

Chris: *opens drawer slams it* That was filled with sex toys

Louis: "oh sorry guess we moved it, its the middle drawer"

Chris: *opens and slams drawer* "IS THIS A BIT ITS FILLED TO BRIM WITH SEX TOYS!"

Louis: I m sorry bottom drawer

Christ: *open and slams drawer tears in his eyes* "WRONG AGAIN!!

It made me think of nick

 

[ChromaQuack]

I just wonder what exactly Nick did to Schneider to start this seeming grudge.
I know Balldo was taking the piss out of the guys Mongoloid kid (fucking asshole move that btw, as funny as it is its fucking low) but that was only recently, seems this is an old grudge, unless Nicks been a prick about the guys kid before, which if so, fair enough, if I had a kid that was 'tarded and some big Nosed Balldo using broke dick lawyer started in on him I'd be pissed, anyone would.

It is common in professional circles for gossip to be passed about (even in huge cities, I can imagine this is even more the case in small towns), couple this with Rekieta being a gaylord (sorry, 'gaywad') who to an outsider might make MN lawyers look like clowns, add then his whole deal with bringing in Randazza, something which could be perceived as a statement along the lines of "I brought my big bucks lawyer to crush your strip mall lawyer" and it paints a clear picture of an unlikeable cock sucking faggotron who needs to be taken down twenty pegs.

I think Schneider finds him repugnant purely on a moral and professional basis, his recent comments likely cemented this.

Edit : some other poster pointed out that he had also offered Nick work when he was a green lolyer, I might have undersold it as merely gossip then, it would make the knowledge of who Nick is much more intimate, him taking the piss out of Schneider's son after that would definitely make it personal on top of finding him morally and professionally disgusting, to be quite honest I've seen people beat someone with a sack full of steel pipes for less.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

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I feel like leaked dick pics should definitely be on there somewhere

 

[Strix454]

It is common in professional circles for gossip to be passed about (even in huge cities, I can imagine this is even more the case in small towns), couple this with Rekieta being a gaylord (sorry, 'gaywad') who to an outsider might make MN lawyers look like clowns, add then his whole deal with bringing in Randazza, something which could be perceived as a statement along the lines of "I brought my big bucks lawyer to crush your strip mall lawyer" and it paints a clear picture of an unlikeable cock sucking faggotron who needs to be taken down twenty pegs.

I think Schneider finds him repugnant purely on a moral and professional basis, his recent comments likely cemented this.

Its a tiny professional community up there in Wilmar and everyone knows everyone. The whole county is only 40k people. They all gossip. People with education and money are rare. They are also often conservative even if they are democrats. They usually prefer their indiscretions private.

What it will look like to certain people up there is that Nick is entitled, born-rich, dumbass who is making big bank pretending to be a lawyer on youtube while he parades his gayness and goes after a man's children rather than the man.

But what Nick should worry about is not Schneider, but rather what the attitude of the judge is. The judges are part of that same tiny professional community.

 

[AnOminous]

Things certainly aren't looking up as they once did and for Kayla to start shit testing and tearing into Nick comes across as something a really unhappy immature woman would do.

He's been literally shit talking her body on stream to the public while openly all but engaging in outright adultery. He's also drunk himself into impotence and has to sodomize her with a Balldo even to get off. After using her uterus as a clown car and her best child-bearing years, he suddenly doesn't even like the kids he decided to have five of, and is acting like an ungrateful, unreliable, alcoholic manbaby.

He’s watching pulp fiction tonight probably so he can masturbate to the gimp scene.

He should get a gimp suit to go along with the Balldo.

Now you've lost a lot of your long time fans and replaced them with sex-obsessed BPD cat-moms. Congrats, Nick.

But he has all the nudes and lewds of withered old wine mom dugs he can shake his limp dick at.

 

[jspit2.0]

How could Rackets have possibly fallen as far as he has? I remember enjoying him sometimes, as I’m sure many people did, and then instantly being repulsed by his sex talk and degeneracy and not able to watch him at all anymore. I had been losing interest before that, with his hours of toasts to retards and their dead grandpas, but I still thought he was alright. That seems to be a common story amongst former fans. He also used to have one of the few threads on the site where most people in the thread seemed to like him for the most part. That’s an absolute miracle. How do you fuck that up so spectacularly?

I just....I'm sorry for you. I feel like this is a cycle.

You have these faggots like Nick. He isn't unique. He's an e-grifter. He did allot of things, posting as tradcath, playing e-daddy and what have you.

Then the mask come off. He isn't a buttoned up, serious man railing against degeneracy. He's a boomer coomer who wanted to get out of the boring IRL grind a have the kindof cash to fuck around.

I still prefer him to 90% of the other cows. I still think he's sincere, but his views, in hindsight, were to give himself ultimate freedom to coom. I was never blind to his grifting or copying Metokur/CRP/etc as E-daddy. The one thing that makes me sad is I didn't think he was a libertine boomer coomer.

Certainly not inevitable, but more probable all the time. I hope their divorce happens while Nick still has some money. Watching him recoil in utter Jewish horror at the prospect of how much she'll take from him while he quickly depletes what he has in degenerative self-destruction would be delightful to witness.

Plus getting to see him start letting his new boyfriend on his rapidly declining streams would be good too.

That would be...awful and great.

 

[northstar747]

I really dont like that you guys keep calling him and his wife boomers they are at the end of genX and start of millennials.

 

[Garth]

I really dont like that you guys keep calling him and his wife boomers they are at the end of genX and start of millennials.

It's just a general term of abuse these days.

 

[northstar747]

It's just a general term of abuse these days.

yes calling them old

i remember sargon was yapping at jim and jim was all "are you older than me"

 

[Maraschino]

It's almost sad how this post encapsulates 95% of his former fan's beliefs, myself included. The toasts were annoying, but weren't dealbreaking. The injection of obsessive levels of sex talk and degeneracy got to be the straw that broke the camels back. Then it came out that he's a swinging exhibitionist who's either been lying about his online personality for years or is incapable of admitting he's changed at all. Like dude, all you had to do was laugh at retarded law related topics and rake in the money. Now you've lost a lot of your long time fans and replaced them with sex-obsessed BPD cat-moms. Congrats, Nick.

I don't know about y'all, but I know multiple married couples who have no children and are struggling and desperate to have children.

Seeing Nick talk about his children the way he does because he is incapable of not having children because he can't keep his dick under control completely soured him for me.

He was already teetering on the edge because he broke the, "Don't be a retard on the internet" rule, but that pushed him off said edge.

You're just an asshole, Nick.