The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Octavia]

Man, what a wild ass ride the Tranch continues to be. I sure hope one day SOMEONE exhumes the mass grave and posts the findings somewhere public.

 

[Sneed Weed]

I saw a couple of people asking about their Facebook stuff. The thing about Facebook is it won't tell you if a merchant page has been deleted or deactivated because it'll give you the same message. It's different with personal friends where you can click your friends list (only works on PC not mobile idk why) and see people who have deactivated (it'll show a generic blank profile pic). Deactivation means their profile is in an indefinite limbo until they choose to log back in whereas deleting is exactly as it sounds, your profile/page is permanently deleted forever, it's all a matter of which option you choose to put your password into

Facebook doesn't let the average person see alot of page metrics but the TUR page is definitely down. If I were a betting man I'd guess he just deactivated as to not lose the following they've built but anything goes in this season of Loony Troons

Link to their page, not sure why the thumbnail is in moonrunes

登录 Facebook

登录 Facebook，与好友、家人和认识的人分享和建立联系。

www.facebook.com

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It was all BS from the start. I'd bet Aldo made it up to impress the tranchers and when they saw it as an opportunity to grift they just went along with it with a mixture of genuine belief and seeing it as an excuse to take a few weeks off work to wear their LARP gear and patrol the wasteland for imaginary vagrants and rake in those GoFundMe funbux.

It's worth remembering how much weed, alcohol and god-knows-what-else this group of poor brave womxyn's consumed. Add they all have persecution complexes due to their own narcissism and you have a group of people engaged in paranoia and mass-hysteria.

 

[glass_houses]

It's worth remembering how much weed, alcohol and god-knows-what-else this group of poor brave womxyn's consumed. Add they all have persecution complexes due to their own narcissism and you have a group of people engaged in paranoia and mass-hysteria.

HRT itself can really fuck with a taker's mental health. Estrogen level excess can provoke anxiety and depression in both troons and True and Honest women who're simply riding their natural menstrual cycle. Males with low testosterone can suffer depression, mood swings and yes, anxiety. The residents of the Tranch are all raging nutjobs even without substance abuse or (in theory) pre existing mental health issues prior to transitioning. Troons will tell you that they've never been happier in their lives, but they're all of them neurotic nonfunctioning messes.

It's hilarious.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

Earl's Lament

First they came to ransack the Tranch
And I did not speak out
for my name was Earl
and I was inserting gator teeth
into the band of my Stetson,
to make it look even more badass.

Then they came for the electric car
that the Alpaca used to pull
around town, like it was
a cross between an
Amish pony trap
and Santa's sleigh,
and I did nothing
for I had purchased a
pair of mirror-shades
with mirrors on both sides,
and I couldn't get a clear notion
of what was going on.

Then they came for the cat tree
that had become ground zero
for a new strain of toxoplasmosis
that makes you want to
cut off your own dick
and wear a dress,
and I watched them carry it off
because I was fixing
some of those giant tyres
that you get on
opencast mining vehicles
to my pick-up truck.
Also I was listening to a
Toby Keith song, really loud
so I couldn't hear what was going on.

Then they came for me
and I told them: If you don't
get off my land right now,
you'll still be picking buckshot
out of your ass come Christmas.
So they left and I ain't seen them again.

Now, hand me that socket wrench.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Deleting fucking everything when someone intemately familiar with your operation accuses you of wrongdoing is not suspicious at all.
Everything above board here, at the mass-graves and bathtub-C4 ranch.

 

[Oxyjen]

Not with all the other shit they were running. They got the solar because their multiple gaming rigs were drawing too much power.

The thing about off-grid is that for a lot of the year you have a big surplus of power during the day, that you can’t adequately store to use at night.
I have a modest solar system (on grid) and even today, at the start of March, it’s going to make about 25kWh.
I believe the the tranch has lead acid batteries and roughly similar amount of solar, so I’d guess they can store 5kWh of that. Maybe another 5kWh is used for an air conditioner and Kevin’s gaming rig. The rest just isn’t used. So why not plug in an electric car if you have one - it’s free driving. Especially if you only need a few short trips per week and even more so if you have other vehicles to use in the winter.

Where the tranch was having power trouble was keeping Kevin’s computer running all night. There are pictures early in the thread showing a completely fucked up, home brew set of batteries - which they did later replace quite expensively along with more solar. They were using generators to make up for that. It would make no sense to charge the car that way other than in an emergency.

Now, extend that out to anything over a quarter mile, anything decent Car with a driver who knows what they're doing will be able to pull ahead of anything other than a Model X. And specifically for the Leaf, if you add in any turns, the Leaf's utter shite center of gravity will decide that. And that's to say nothing of the tiny range and long refuel times.

The Leaf is no sports car, but it is fairly light and the centre of gravity and weight distribution is excellent, because of the battery pack being central, right under the floor. There’s very little body roll.
Where it falls down is the soft suspension (stock) and is under-tired. Like all FWD cars you’ll get torque steer and understeer if pushed hard.
It’s also not an off road vehicle, but I don’t see why it would need to be, it might be dirt roads around three but they’re flat and maintained so normal cars can use them. Ranch work is different but they had several trucks for that.

The quickest production car in the world is currently the model S plaid, I think.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

This is deliciou, and right after Kevin tweets “you can’t keep us down! TUR will be here forever !”.
I wonder if Kevin “just another pie” Gibes has tweeted about this yet?

 

[MadDisaster]

I'm not sure if this is or will be relevant, but I thought the name was familiar. The Twitter account that ex-ATF Paul is talking to is CT John Brown Gun Club - the Connecticut branch of John Brown Gun Club. They're one of the groups Andy Ngo tends to freak out about as domestic terrorists - a dude from one of their chapters tried to attack a government building and ended up being shot. They sometimes get booted from twitter now for calls for violence and threats.

Now, whether the feds would care much about the tranch...meh. But the association with ex-ATF Paul, and ties he might have to the John Brown Gun Clubs (and their desire to arm people) might be more compelling to them. It's pretty likely that Paul and the antifa types he's involved with are doing illegal things with weapons, if not provably getting involved in domestic terrorism activities. Either way, probably not the best enemy for Bonnie to have.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

So the people who call us terrorist have been actively working with terrorist?

 

[glass_houses]

So the people who call us terrorist have been actively working with terrorist?

"I know you are, but what am I?"

 

[In the Sick of It]

So, I'm wondering about Paul Listro. Apologies if this has been addressed and I missed it, the thread has been moving fast.

So he's supposedly ex-LEO/ex-ATF. I can't help but wonder why he isn't anymore, and I seriously doubt he did it to be a left-wing hero after seeing the error of his ways.

I'm not sure if I'm remembering correctly, but I think one of his tweets posted here mention he has an FFL 10 and 11, which seems to allow for explosives? Is anyone familiar with the FFL process and how he could have one with judgements on his record? Is it because they were civil? I don't know the process but I thought you had to have a clean record.

Paul is fishy and I can't help but be curious.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Hello Feds! I hope you find all the information you could possibly need in this thread!

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Whew

PANIC

Wow, I thought Bonnie was grasping at straws at first, but now it's looking like Penny really might have been dabbling in some illegal weapons/explosives stuff with his shady antifa buddies Paul Liistro and Aldo - probably for the "mutual self-defense network" Bonnie was talking about.

Bonnie mentions contacting the ATF & FBI... and they start deleting fucking everything.

The Tranch website is privated: https://www.tenacious-unicorn-ranch.com/
https://archive.ph/WdDhK
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The Tranch's and Penny's twitter accounts have been set to private as mentioned above, but the Tranch militia account has been deleted. This account was controlled by Penny.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBNA2/with_replies
https://archive.ph/CYKKb
Archive from three days ago, when it was still up: https://archive.ph/vpfzF
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The other Tranch militia account (which was controlled by the @TransgirlTac field serf who's been MIA) is still up, however.
https://twitter.com/UnicornBDE/with_replies [archive]

Penny's Tiktok account has been deleted: https://www.tiktok.com/@steampunkpenny
Here's an old/outdated archive showing it existed.

I think their Instagram account is gone: https://www.instagram.com/tenacious_unicorn_ranch/
Can someone check their Facebook? It's prompting me to login, so I can't check: https://www.facebook.com/TenaciousUnicorn/
And if anyone knows of any other Tranch accounts, please check on those as well!

God I am giggling at the fact that some poor fed will have to shift through this thread for info.

 

[a hapless toad]

Can anybody determine whether 9105 Yellowstone road is Walter and Anahid’s primary residence, and whether they own any additional property? As a reminder, Walter is phil’s grandfather and Anahid is
Phil’s step-grandmother, and they stepped in as parental figures sometime during his adolescence.

IIRC this is not the first time he's rented from his grandparents and they've owned a lot of properties over the years.

Currently they own two small apartment buildings in Boulder County and a duplex (?) in Larimer County but I'm gonna guess they're not living in any of them.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1363-Arthur-Ave-Loveland-CO-80537/13884932_zpid/
https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-Ave-Unit-1363_Loveland_CO_80537_M26398-03305

Edit: And one (so far) in Adams County... interestingly not a part of their trust.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6300-E-65th-Ave-UNIT-A-Commerce-City-CO-80022/61466653_zpid/

The one above was actually rented by Phil a decade or so ago.

 

[Peru oso donas]

Whew

God I am giggling at the fact that some poor fed will have to shift through this thread for info.

At least they'll leave it knowing a bunch of facts and trivia about multiple topics such as car maintenance, husbandry, propane tanks, how to take care of your stove, the alpaca pyramidal scheme, laws about taking care of dead birds of prey...

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

propane tanks

I feel like the tranch was where Omega House was going to take Peggy and Luanne.

 

[Law]

feral hog territory.

Is this what we're calling the Tranch if we ever get that homeless arc?

These idiots better not actually kill somebody because it will take the fun out of this whole thing. Especially if some retard tries to turn this into the fault of the farms somehow.

Don't worry. It wouldn't be the first time this forum has been blamed for someone's death.

I think it would be hilarious if the poll was updated to reflect which local, state, federal agency got to them first.

My money's on the IRS. They seem like a safe bet.
EPA would be hilarious though.
Long-time fans will get their wish if the writers decide to go with the ATF.

I am asking since phil claims he is “renting from” them

Do you think they're actually charging him rent? I thought they were all near flat broke and I could see his family taking him and his boywives in for free.

So the people who call us terrorist have been actively working with terrorist?

Transwomen are the absolute world champions at projection. It's a feature of the pathology. If you're low in empathy and self-absorbed, but also very invested in maintaining a fictitious persona so you don't have to be honest about yourself, it leads to a lot of projection.

At least they'll leave it knowing a bunch of facts and trivia about multiple topics such as car maintenance, husbandry, propane tanks, how to take care of your stove, the alpaca pyramidal scheme, laws about taking care of dead birds of prey...

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is a very educational sitcom.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Absolutely seem like the kinds of faggots who would shove C4 up a dilator like a tranny IRA

You’ll never be a real woman, vigilante, or terrorist.

Sneed.

 

[thegrayman]

Blocked and reported did a show on the Tranch. They also covered the farms.


They give a shoutout for the excellent reporting performed by leading racists within the Kiwi Farms.