Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Rogowski said:
A couple of more posts that he deleted from last night, never in my life did I expect to see the words “faggot ass glass” on a social media post about how someone misses their kids but here we fucking are:
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this retard really called Nikki’s lawyer David faggot ass glass
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This is why people need to be told "no" in life. If they persist in their stupidity, they're being done a favor by getting punched in the mouth.
 
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Rogowski said:
A couple of more posts that he deleted from last night, never in my life did I expect to see the words “faggot ass glass” on a social media post about how someone misses their kids but here we fucking are:
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I can't get over the simple fact that he has the penmanship of a seven year old. Is Bam even functionally literate? What is his education level?
 
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Oatchi said:
Any idea if he and Ville Valo are still in touch? I know he's still touring and making music, so I'd assume he tries to focus on that piece instead of Bam's bullshit.
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It appears that the relationship between those two has seen better days. Valo would be smart to keep his distance- unless he professes himself to be utterly gay for Bam and wanting to be in a relationship with him*, there’s literally nothing else he could say that would resonate enough to wake Bam up. He ignores appeals to consider his wife/kid/family as is.
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*and it’s optimistic to think that even that would motivate Bam at this point.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
This thread needs far fewer moralfags and personal anecdotes. No one cares that you or someone you know has dealt with addiction.
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Well said, now it's time for you to share your tales of addiction and attempts at triumph resulting in failure. We're open ears, we're ready for the healing to start. We're here for you, Buffalo Chicken Sandwhich.
 
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Rogowski said:
A couple of more posts that he deleted from last night, never in my life did I expect to see the words “faggot ass glass” on a social media post about how someone misses their kids but here we fucking are:
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this retard really called Nikki’s lawyer David faggot ass glass
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Bam's a skater from the 00s. Calling each other faggots is hardly uncommon in that crowd. He probably says nigger offline quite often too.
Homer J. Fong said:
I hate to feel like a nice guy m'lady defender but what a shitbag Bam is to be accusing Nikki of golddigging. As soon as she got knocked up she could have left Bam and taken him to the cleaners for child support.

I don't consider her an angel, she did hook up with Bam on his downward spiral after all. We'll never know the full extent of her enabling of Bam's behavior as well as the likelihood that she was abusing drugs herself and possibly while pregnant. But she still stuck with him for far longer than she needed to if her goal was just to be a Baby Mama.

But anyway I'm guessing this is the David Glass representing Nikki. If so I feel Bam is fucked. I think she hired good representation who has experience in this field and more than likely has a good rapport with the judge. https://www.epglawyers.com/team_members/david-j-glass/

Most damning of all it wasn't Nikki who claimed Bam got shitfaced while visiting with Pheonix. It was Steve-O of all people. Bam is never going to even get part time custody.
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Does not stop her being a gold digger. Child support is nice but it's not the same as having access to a mansion full of whatever dust you want on someone else's dime. There's plenty of gold digging trophy wives with washed up ex stars. Alimony from druggies is unreliable compared to access to the bank account and diverting funds up your nose.
 
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Goblin9 said:
Does not stop her being a gold digger. Child support is nice but it's not the same as having access to a mansion full of whatever dust you want on someone else's dime. There's plenty of gold digging trophy wives with washed up ex stars. Alimony from druggies is unreliable compared to access to the bank account and diverting funds up your nose.
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You have a point, but personally I do feel Nikki did want to make her marriage/domestic partnership with Bam work. Only two people will ever know how toxic that relationship was (and one has wet brain). With that said we can look at both of them and see they've acted like overgrown teenagers well into adulthood.

Whatever flaws Nikki has getting her son away from this degenerate was the only responsible choice. And if it's Golddigging dig away because Bam is going to waste whatever capital he can wrestle away from April and Phil. I truly feel bad for Phoenix and part of me feels he would be lucky if he did have mental retardation. One day he's going to wake up learn his father OD'd, probably on the toilet like Elvis.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
You have a point, but personally I do feel Nikki did want to make her marriage/domestic partnership with Bam work. Only two people will ever know how toxic that relationship was (and one has wet brain). With that said we can look at both of them and see they've acted like overgrown teenagers well into adulthood.

Whatever flaws Nikki has getting her son away from this degenerate was the only responsible choice. And if it's Golddigging dig away because Bam is going to waste whatever capital he can wrestle away from April and Phil. I truly feel bad for Phoenix and part of me feels he would be lucky if he did have mental retardation. One day he's going to wake up learn his father OD'd, probably on the toilet like Elvis.
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Why are you white knighting this dumb bitch? She's as bad as Bam is. They're suited for each other.
 
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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Novak says Bam is in jail.

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Novak gives off such giant scumbag vibes. But I root for the guy after watching parts of Bam Margera's horrible TBS Game Show. At one point they have a stunt and Novak gets hit with a watermelon and Bam laughs at him more like Novak is a court jester than being Bam's friend. And at that time it was well known Novak was killing himself with Heroin.

If Bam is in jail I hope he spends a month there so he can look back at rehab with fondness.
 
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Bam_Margeras_Ass_Licker said:
Novak says Bam is in jail.

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Weird way to leak that information. He's doing birthday shout out or cameo or something and he just randomly drops a "bams in jail btw"? Before news outlets like TMZ break the story? I wonder what Bam did. He's probably just in the drunk tank or something.
 
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I would say that Novak reported first just before TMZ could try to fabricate and make Bam's story #1, or that the family/lawyers were informed first and would like it to remain a private matter at this current time.

Still doesn't make sense that "Where's Mah Needle!" Novak would just fucking just drop that information out of the left field for someone's birthday post.

Wesker said:
I hope he gets raped. Although, he would probably like that.
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"Yeawh mawn, I'm fawking bam margera and this is Butt Rape Golden Shower, Fuck you Tremaine and Knoxville!"
 
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