Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Can Americans even hear the word jail without instantly thinking of rape? Cop yourselves on.
I bet a good number of us have done a night in jail for battery and resisting arrest. My butthole is still intact, and it was even an American jail.

I doubt Bam gets raped in jail. I could absolutely see him getting his ass kicked a few times when he learns the hard way that he can't talk to everyone the way he does his enablers.
 
In addition to the Novak leak there’s a guy on Reddit who says his brother swears he saw him with Steve O in Prisonlandia: 539A21C3-5A80-44E8-8615-9E0D447E80E7.jpegAC3BEAF1-6EAD-4700-94D0-83ACC74DC570.jpeg
 
In addition to the Novak leak there’s a guy on Reddit who says his brother swears he saw him with Steve O in Prisonlandia:View attachment 4717326View attachment 4717329
Reddit guy's source: "Trust me, bro"

If he is in Aussieland, he most likely got stopped at the airport for something relating to the rehab/court order and/or received a bench warrant.
 
This is right on the heels of a recent video Steve posted where he mentions how hard it is to get into Australia with a record, and even tho he's been clean for a decade he still gets nervous when he travels due to his record. I doubt bam is with him.
 
I don't think Bam's with Steve-O. Steve-O kicked Bam off of his tour after a couple of shows because he got drunk and then Steve-O went after Bam pretty hard on IG. More than likely, it was Steve-O's producer they saw.
bam is a pro deuce himself
 
Former Jackass star Bam Margera has been arrested for domestic violence.

As reported by TMZ, the skateboarder and stunt performer was arrested last Thursday (March 2) after San Diego County Sheriff’s Department deputies were called to a home in Escondido, California.

According to the report, a woman told the deputies that Margera kicked her. He was arrested and detained at the Vista Detention Facility on a charge of corporal injury on a current or former spouse, cohabitant, dating parter or fellow parent.

It adds that, according to the SDCSD, the Jackass star posted bail for $50,000 (£42,000) the day after he was arrested and was released from custody.

A spokesperson for the District Attorney’s office told TMZ that “no charges will be filed in the case from their office, as they only file charges when they believe they can prove them beyond a reasonable doubt. It’s unclear if any charges will be filed elsewhere”.

A source informed the publication that the alleged victim is not Margera’s estranged wife Nikki Boyd, but rather his current girlfriend.

Boyd filed for legal seperation from Margera last month, after the pair quietly broke up in 2021.

Bam Margera CREDIT: Getty
Boyd is requesting legal and physical custody of her and Margera’s five-year-old son Phoenix, as well as spousal support and for Margera to cover her legal fees.

“Nikki Margera felt compelled to file for legal separation from her husband, Bam Margera, due to his continuing drug and alcohol abuse, erratic behavior, and due to his failure to provide support for her and their son,” Boyd’s attorney David Glass said in a statement shared with the publication.

The statement continued: “Nikki has put everything she has into trying to get Bam to stay sober, and to trying to preserve her family.”

“We love Bam, both as a husband and father,” Boyd told the publication last year, throughout his ongoing struggles with substance abuse. The pair had been married since 2013.
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“We pray that he will give it all he has this time at this new rehab facility,” she continued, “so he can complete his treatment and come home to the family that loves him.”

In 2021, Margera entered a one-year drug and alcohol rehabilitation program and told Jackass co-star Steve-O that his descent into alcoholism was in part due to his obsession with Valo.

Elsewhere, Margera recently confirmed that he was “basically pronounced dead” after developing seizures and contracting a blood infection.

 
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According to the report, a woman told the deputies that Margera kicked her. He was arrested and detained at the Vista Detention Facility on a charge of corporal injury on a current or former spouse, cohabitant, dating parter or fellow parent.


A spokesperson for the District Attorney’s office told TMZ that “no charges will be filed in the case from their office, as they only file charges when they believe they can prove them beyond a reasonable doubt. It’s unclear if any charges will be filed elsewhere”.
What the fuck is this, "Cant prove them beyond a reasonable doubt?" This so-called "woman" probably was bipolar as much as he is and probably acted like a victim so she could make something off his record, and then when they couldn't see through it, she just "changed her mind" and didn't press charges.

Bam only just paid a 50 grand ticket. (surprised that he still has money)
 
I doubt Bam gets raped in jail. I could absolutely see him getting his ass kicked a few times when he learns the hard way that he can't talk to everyone the way he does his enablers.
Ofc nobody rapes that dude, but otoh jokes like " He went in as a tight end and came out as a wide receiver" are fucking hilarious.
 
Just a reddit thread about Bam's arrest.
I found this comment interesting:
I'm from New Jersey and know about some of his IRL antics. Something he would do in the 1990's was if some young kid was fanboying him in a bar or something, he would invite them to his house to "party". Except when they showed up he would call the cops on them and have them arrested. Or have his private security beat them up. Can't even imagine what that would be like to a young, vulnerable skater kid that met one of his 'idols'.

He is at is core an absolutely malicious sociopath/psychopath with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. If you want to see what he's really like at his core, watch the video where he gets pranked and falls in a snake pit (he's phobic). He cries and screams like a little brat.

I've unfortunately known his "type" and I have never, not even once observed one of them to change for the positive. They all just slowly descend into drug abuse, violence and either end up in prison or dead.
 
I've gone from just wanting him to OD, and leave a trust fund for his kid. Now, I want to see him mouth off drunk to the wrong dude and beats him so bad he needs to be put into a medically induced coma again. Nothing about this story seems farfetched in the least. He's a textbook narcissist that was never corrected by his limpdick parents. Who could've guessed he would grow up and still behave like a 13 year old spoiled faggot. What are the odds?
 
I've gone from just wanting him to OD, and leave a trust fund for his kid. Now, I want to see him mouth off drunk to the wrong dude and beats him so bad he needs to be put into a medically induced coma again. Nothing about this story seems farfetched in the least. He's a textbook narcissist that was never corrected by his limpdick parents. Who could've guessed he would grow up and still behave like a 13 year old spoiled faggot. What are the odds?
At this point IMHO the end is coming faster and faster. I'll give him 2 maybe 3 more years everything longer than that would be god trolling us.
 
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