Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Do we have an idea as to how long Cobes has gone without brushing his teeth?
 
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Potion_Time said:
He says "My teeth are hurting so I'm going to start brushing them more" but he doesn't understand that he's well past the point of recovery. The enamel isn't going to regrow. There's no escaping the denture saga. It's only a matter of time.
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His teeth are the least on his concerns. It's his gums that are the real problem. I stated before that he could go on the most insane balls to the wall oral hyenine regiment and there would be no recovering. Your gums are one of the most resilient organs in your body, able to withstand a lot of punishment and heal at accelerated rates when compared to other areas. There comes a point though when your gums start receding where you can no long recover, you can only manage.
 
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I have a feeling the toothloss saga is going to be a pretty wild time for cobes. He is going to actually have to cut back on drinking and smoking, wake up at normal human times for dentist appointments, deal with clint and all the shit that is going to come with this, when he is in the worst shape of his life with no ability to handle any of this at all.

I'm really looking forward to it.
 
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poopshoes said:
I have a feeling the toothloss saga is going to be a pretty wild time for cobes. He is going to actually have to cut back on drinking and smoking, wake up at normal human times for dentist appointments, deal with clint and all the shit that is going to come with this, when he is in the worst shape of his life with no ability to handle any of this at all.

I'm really looking forward to it.
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From what I understand from several elderly relatives is that you adjust to having the top teeth yanked pretty quick but the dentist warns about the bottom ones. Always figured it was a stability issue. I guess your gums toughen up over time to the point where you can just gum most food if you're determined enough, and I believe Cobra very much is.

In any case if he ends up getting them all yanked we get to see him with a smushed old man head which will look really weird given his excess face flesh. I still want to see some snake fangs super glued to his dentures too. Cobra Craft Fangs toobs, TWU!
 
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New unboxing vid, pretty minor although he does sperg about being told to cool off with the alcohol and then he whines about not having been sent any alcohol, "If you want to send me booze int he mail thats much appreciated im not asking its just cool if you do!"
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he also clearly struggles to read a fan letter. Not sure if it's his vision issues or his retardation making him struggle. Possibly both
 
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He kept pronouncing Cincinnati as Connecticut in that long letter.

Fuck the "fan" who sent him duster.
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Lmfao I didnt catch that it was Cincinnati, I thought it was just some shit from Connecticut I never heard of. I was confused "Wtf kind of chili are they eating in Connecticut?"

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he also clearly struggles to read a fan letter. Not sure if it's his vision issues or his retardation making him struggle. Possibly both
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and yeah he's really struggling. Camica camerca cameraa.
You know he's not gonna read that note off camera either. I guess good job not just reading it out on camera lol
 
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biggacracka said:
he also clearly struggles to read a fan letter. Not sure if it's his vision issues or his retardation making him struggle. Possibly both
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I mean he reads Lucerne as Lucrane and Sargento as Saringhetto. He cannot read at all, bud. Also, he just doesn't know words (generic = genetic, etc. etc.). I'll give Cobes some slack if the fan letter was illegible, though. Probably a good note for anyone posting or lurking is to draft your letter on MS Word or something and print it.
 
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Bogliacci said:

New unboxing vid, pretty minor although he does sperg about being told to cool off with the alcohol and then he whines about not having been sent any alcohol, "If you want to send me booze int he mail thats much appreciated im not asking its just cool if you do!"
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Loved the soda review at 17:40
"tastes like hair and grass clippings. That is funky dood"
 
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Baby Cakes said:
I mean he reads Lucerne as Lucrane and Sargento as Saringhetto. He cannot read at all, bud. Also, he just doesn't know words (generic = genetic, etc. etc.). I'll give Cobes some slack if the fan letter was illegible, though. Probably a good note for anyone posting or lurking is to draft your letter on MS Word or something and print it.
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That sounds like dyslexia where he's mixing up the vowels and word structure and filling in the vowels for the misread word.

Lucerne - Lucrene
Sargento - Sarengeto
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
From what I understand from several elderly relatives is that you adjust to having the top teeth yanked pretty quick but the dentist warns about the bottom ones. Always figured it was a stability issue. I guess your gums toughen up over time to the point where you can just gum most food if you're determined enough, and I believe Cobra very much is.

In any case if he ends up getting them all yanked we get to see him with a smushed old man head which will look really weird given his excess face flesh. I still want to see some snake fangs super glued to his dentures too. Cobra Craft Fangs toobs, TWU!
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Don't need to worry about chewing food if you only get your calories from booze.
 
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That sounds like dyslexia where he's mixing up the vowels and word structure and filling in the vowels for the misread word.

Lucerne - Lucrene
Sargento - Sarengeto
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Oh yeah he definitely could be dyslexic; I've suspected that pretty much since I discovered him. Cobes remixes and misappropriates words all the time, haha. Does dyslexia make people add vowels and consonants to words when they don't belong there? I thought it just made them read the word slightly wrong. Not read and say the word wrong.

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Don't need to worry about chewing food if you only get your calories from booze.
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Reminds me of how Lady Di ended up. Cobes' limbs aren't that thin yet, though. Onlyusemeblade is my benchmark for the tipping point.

biggacracka said:
if he can't chew anymore, I could see him making "dank food hack milkshakes" by putting all the usual food hack stuff with booze in a blender and let it rip
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I've thought about this, too. His milkshakes would separate into grease layers for sure.
 
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