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Twitter is the least monetized platform.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Its not so much the money he would earn directly from Twitter, its for the exposure which he thinks would make him a respectable Sci Fi author, pundit, and all around voice of reason and wisdom.
IF he could achieve that, then money would follow, but he is fat, stupid and unlikable, so he won't.
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He just needs to get a quarter for a Jawbreaker, man. He's Fat, Fatt, and Fatty.
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Pat has spent his entire morning replying to people. Even the viral tweet can't fix his miserable life.
I love how he immediately becomes full-on abusive when he goes viral.
I love how he immediately becomes full-on abusive when he goes viral.
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Note how Pat's achievements are all things from the past? Publishing half a dozen (aka 6) books isn't an accomplishment if nobody is buying or reading said books.
Having written a few op-eds for roundly laughed at periodicals because you perfectly parrot regime-approved talking points isn't impressive either. Nobody talks about those articles you wrote (and I cba even looking them up because we all know they're just going to be Orange Man Bad interspersed with that shit all regime lapdogs do where they pretend to be radicals by demanding exactly what the Establishment wants but just a little faster).
Also, being in debt to your trolls and being widely renowned as a lolcow offsets any success you think you may have had, Piggy. One day he'll realise Twitter likes do not affect real life. One day.
Having written a few op-eds for roundly laughed at periodicals because you perfectly parrot regime-approved talking points isn't impressive either. Nobody talks about those articles you wrote (and I cba even looking them up because we all know they're just going to be Orange Man Bad interspersed with that shit all regime lapdogs do where they pretend to be radicals by demanding exactly what the Establishment wants but just a little faster).
Also, being in debt to your trolls and being widely renowned as a lolcow offsets any success you think you may have had, Piggy. One day he'll realise Twitter likes do not affect real life. One day.
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That "eat shit and fuck off" is the closest I've seen Fat reach a normal level of shit talk. It's about as mean as he can get before reaching "kill yourself dumb retard faggot."
Also his responses to that troon are why I love him. It's not just that he didn't provide a source and childed at them. Despite being a troon and he didn't pull upon his political views to tone it down at all and maybe try and reach some "conversation" level arguing, he kept his condescending attitude. Actually if not for his politics he would have likely said "He hates you child. You'd notice that if you weren't busy masturbating with your new stinkditch, child."
delite
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Link to patricks "article" in the (((NEW YORK TIMES))) This was an online exclusive "OP ED" written a hundred years from now. The NYT knows people would suck cock to be featured in the illustrious times so I dought he was paid much. Also PCJ loved the article as well!
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He really does make sure everyone he interacts with ends up with a negative opinion of him. Whatever they pay the bartender at Hooligans it's certainly not enough to deal with Rick all day.
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This is proof that twitter has truly fried his brain. Any normal person would see their tweet get 6k likes or however many it’s up to now and think “wow that’s a lot” and drop the mic and chill for a little while. Not pat though. He has to respond to every fucking reply, because this is what his life is.
It’s fucking hilarious to think the only reason he was silent the past week was because he was physically incapable of tweeting. He didn’t choose to take a break and spend quality time with his wife on vacation, he bricked his phone because he’s a retard and that is the only reason he wasn’t tweeting every waking moment like usual.
It must be horrible to be him. I’d feel pity if he weren’t such a fat unlikable retard. I would NEVER feel titty though, because he’s a fat faggot with bitch tits and I would not have sex with him.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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He doesn't live in the worst part of Milwaukee but he is really close. He is right on the river and right across the river is the problems with Milwaukee. And Milwaukee is a massive shit show on crime
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Good - Nikki could do way better.
This is why he's such a great cow.
I bet he was showing off at the resort by explaining to the local stalker children that he had a waterproof phone, they told him that an IPX8 rating doesn't mean it's completely waterproof, so he took it swimming to prove them wrong.
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Jokes aside, being a victim of a violent crime is a terrible thing to happen to anyone, even if they're fat. I hope Rich Evans is ok.
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What Patty should have done is tell them that, when he was cuffed by the cops, he actually whipped his dick out and invited the pigs to gaze on it in awe.
It's a lie, of course, but Patrick's whole life is one big lie, so what's one more?
Berrakh
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One man singlehandedly proving Twitter Brain Rot to be real.
KMFDM Sucks
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I'm sorry you had to find out like this but he has AAAAAAAAAAAAIDS
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"I've been published by the NYT"
It's literally a joke article lmaoooo wtf Pat you sad cunt
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Man the NYT will just publish anything now. Glad I canceled my subscription.
If you need a laugh at the NYT's expense, click here: https://archive.ph/37Jz3
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Correction, his publishers have published his books, but they haven't sold. He's too afraid to self publish, plus he doesn't have the money to do so. Anyone can write for NYT's in their opinion column. Hell I could if I felt so inclined and I hate legacy news, media in general, and politics. It does help that he has connections with a certain pedo guild though.
MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin
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he really is at his stupidest when he tries to sound smart.
here is an example, 2:33 relevant segment
that's what space mining will resemble. also note established protocol and safety equipment. because the operation isn't a coal mine in bumfuck nowhere communist china.
however his op-ed is a good example of how sci-fi authors aren't educated thinkers predicting the future. he's just making up spaghetti western boomtown but in space. pat actually knows less about what the future will be because he only reads fictional projections of it by other hacks.
today on planet earth, even with an abundance of cheap labor and le evil capitalist republicans, heavy industry uses robots and drones for work a fraction this dangerous.
here is an example, 2:33 relevant segment
however his op-ed is a good example of how sci-fi authors aren't educated thinkers predicting the future. he's just making up spaghetti western boomtown but in space. pat actually knows less about what the future will be because he only reads fictional projections of it by other hacks.