Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Knowing Jack's ego, he probably does see his bitching about the food as some sort of altruism. With how he thinks he's super famous, probably thinks of himself like Chef Ramsey on Kitchen Nightmares.

 

[Pig Cups]

I think Jack is going to start seeing a lot of pamphlets for assisted suicide start popping up once he's failed to regain mobility from therapy. Tammy is just going to start hiding them everywhere. Open up a bag of texmex? Suicide pamphlet. Order a baconator? Suicide card in the lettuce. Sportsball on TV? Tammy paid for a suicide ad. Out of toilet paper? There's a suicide pamphlet or two for you to use, Jackiboy. He's going to get home one day and find his bedroom wallpapered in suicide pamphlets.

Tammy: “Hey honey, I’ve got a great idea! Let’s go on a vacation in Switzerland! Won’t that be fun? Switzerland is the chocolate capital of the world! They’re master cheese makers! They’ve got Rosti and fondue! They’ve got Tartiflette! They’ve got hot chocolate as thick and rich as melted chocolate bars!

There’s also a wonderful place called Dignitas outside of Zürich. We can visit and sample some of their special “drinks.” And if the drinks are too bitter, guess what? They give you MORE CHOCOLATE!! C’mon, I’ll book the flights!”

Spoiler

 

[Tiresome]

If she’s tolerated it thus far, I can see her sticking it out until the end. She originally married Jack because she saw him as a man with tremendous potential for success, and felt that he was destined to do great things.

I think Tammy settled, and in a big way. She was an aging, unattractive, doughy, judgmental, anti-liquor Christian. Even in Orange County the pickings must have been slim, and we know Jack can be at a baseline charming if he needs to be, he also couldn't stick his dick in anything better at the time so trash meets trash and happily ever after.

 

[VenomPlug]

Oh no, not juicy enough. Unlike this drippin' blood and guts piece of cancer:

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Oh no, not juicy enough. Unlike this drippin' blood and guts piece of cancer:

Just wait until he manages to badger someone in charge loud enough and long enough that he gets to host a cooking with jack in the home kitchen, only to produce raw chicken abominations and then insist they should be served.

 

[Sonic T]

It's incredible to think about the people in my life that have died, and yet Jack is still allowed to live, despite all the shit life throws his health and all his perpetual ungratefulness that continues to come as a result.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I think Tammy settled, and in a big way. She was an aging, unattractive, doughy, judgmental, anti-liquor Christian. Even in Orange County the pickings must have been slim, and we know Jack can be at a baseline charming if he needs to be, he also couldn't stick his dick in anything better at the time so trash meets trash and happily ever after.

There is a video of them on vacation somewhere and Tammy is drinking an alcoholic beverage. I don't think Tammy is anti-liquor, she's anti Jack having liquor. He has no self control, imagine if he drank like he ate... which he definitely would.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I think Tammy settled, and in a big way. She was an aging, unattractive, doughy, judgmental, anti-liquor Christian. Even in Orange County the pickings must have been slim, and we know Jack can be at a baseline charming if he needs to be, he also couldn't stick his dick in anything better at the time so trash meets trash and happily ever after.

Does this really look like the face of someone who has tolerated or settled? Nah this is the face of a full on 100% engaged participant.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The house listing has been updated with a new description that says there's another open house this Sunday.

***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/12 from 2-4pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

This means Mushbrain and Hammy did not get an offer they liked enough to accept after the first open house.

 

[Tiresome]

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Does this really look like the face of someone who has tolerated or settled? Nah this is the face of a full on 100% engaged participant.

It looks like the face of someone self-medicating with calories to escape the day-in, day-out freakshow of a life she's created for herself.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

The house listing has been updated with a new description that says there's another open house this Sunday.

***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/12 from 2-4pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

This means Mushbrain and Hammy did not get an offer they liked enough to accept after the first open house.

Oh look honey, it’s got the great amenity of being close to the Hospital! Offer 20% over list!

Their realtor must be as much of a retard as Jack and Hammy to include that little gem. Or the dynamic duo thought it was such a selling point after their vast experience they forced it into the listing.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

What the fuck even is this photo?! There is such a dark fucking energy coming from this image.

 

[realgone2]

It's incredible to think about the people in my life that have died, and yet Jack is still allowed to live, despite all the shit life throws his health and all his perpetual ungratefulness that continues to come as a result.

yeah somehow Jack will live to be 75

 

[densedance]

Let’s go on a vacation in Switzerland!

Jack's cheap ass would never ever find his way to Switzerland. Regardless in how much Butter the Rosti gets cooked it.

 

[biggacracka]

imagine if he drank like he ate... which he definitely would

He'd be an obese Cobes, TWU

 

[TenMilesWide]

It's incredible to think about the people in my life that have died, and yet Jack is still allowed to live, despite all the shit life throws his health and all his perpetual ungratefulness that continues to come as a result.

I'm convinced that Jack isn't so much allowed to live at this point as he is cursed with undeath. Wendigo spirit or God's punishment for absurd gluttony (in a food-based twist on the Cainite vampire origin story)? Maybe both.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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That's... actually pretty interesting. If we can go by this it means God bitch slapped Jagoff FOUR TIMES and he still didn't get the message that "eating too much is bad Mmmm'kay".

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Oh no, not juicy enough. Unlike this drippin' blood and guts piece of cancer:

OMG! A lean protein, veg and some kind of starch? How terrible is this.

And fatty has no business calling food burnt when he either burns the shit out of it or barely cooks it.

What the fuck even is this photo?! There is such a dark fucking energy coming from this image.

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That was Jr's gaming room. It's where he raged and threw the controller around.

But for some reason didn't want the chair.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

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Dumb ass acts like he just stubbed his toe, not that he had his 28th stroke.

Be so obnoxiously fat that you have three strokes and need to start watching what you eat, and when someone tries to help you portion control you say "yeah wHaTeVeR" but you can't actually make the Whatever hand gesture because you've lost all use of your right side.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

What the fuck even is this photo?! There is such a dark fucking energy coming from this image.

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That’s where junior laid down his beats in his race car chair


Is the house even occupied? It looks pretty sterile and empty even for staged realtor mls photos. Is Hammy staying with Gym?

I see you piggy! [OBJ][OBJ]

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[EatBeforeYouEat]

What the fuck even is this photo?! There is such a dark fucking energy coming from this image.

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That's where Jagoff sits when Tammy has night time visitors in the adjacent room .