The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If there was a known human body at the tranch they wouldn’t have abandoned it so easily. Or they would have relocated it.

 

[Vesperus]

If there was a known human body at the tranch they wouldn’t have abandoned it so easily.

Now that has some horrific implications.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Nah, I've seen them march next to blackblock/BLM and oppose right wing protesters. Assuming they're not feds they're classified as right wing because the government doesn't see left wingers as a threat

Yes. People who would replace the government someone worse, ie: BLM and co.

 

[Pedophobe]

Occam's Razor suggests Penny researching how to dispose of human remains is just everyday male-pattern SOF LARP morbid curiosity.

 

[Temperance]

Someone on Reddit claims the Tranch owes them money. Is it the sticker company, T-shirt people, coffee company, alpaca feed people or other...

https://www.reveddit.com/v/itcouldhappenhere/comments/zx8ivu/this_thread_on_the_tenacious_unicorn_ranch_is/jani42x/

https://archive.md/Rbmb2

Well-spotted!

I can tell you one very factual and disappointing thing regarding TUR that for me now brings everything into question with them. We had a long standing business relationship with them and had nothing but support them and they ran out owing us a large sum of money on product. They are all now avoiding all forms of communication with us. The upstanding people we thought they were wouldn't behave the way they are now so for me that brings all accusations into question. Its very disappointing.

If it's legit, I bet this person was involved with processing alpaca fiber for the Tranch. Bonnie mentioned the Tranch screwing them over:

Yeah, the animals went unshorn this year and now they are using it as a defence for why they don't have product even though last year's fibers are being sold by others that partnered with the ranch but could afford the final product. We instead left the coordinator in major debt

 

[Unknown Recipient #12]

Alynna (the fairy fox) talked to Shiteater Jen and wrote up the Tranch's side of the story:
[archive]

I can't be the only one who's actually infuriated by their disability-tier grammar and how they type as if they're roleplaying on AOL.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

I need to clarify two things- Jesse Singal is straight and Katie Herzog isn’t Jewish despite her last name.

 

[quackrock]

Hit me with but I'm just now listening to the Blocked & Reported ep, and holy shit this NPR reporter is insufferable. Didn't think I could hate NPR any more than I already do. I was wrong. Sad how far they've fallen.

 

[Peru oso donas]

I've had my share of NDs.
>At friends apartment at college. Just bought my first pistol from a gun show (I was 1
>Drinking with friends
>Show them my new Jericho
>Try to manually decock
>Thumb slips on hammer, ND into celling
>Upstairs neighbors too high and drunk (underage and illegal drugs) to call the police.

Second time
>At range
>Showing friend pistol
>Think gun is unloaded
>Point at ground show him how to wrack and pull the trigger.
>Forgot loaded mag in
>Shoot between his feet

Third time
>At parents house.
>Just bought a sig from a guy
>Get home
>Try swapping slides with another sig I had
>Forgot the other sig slide was chambered.
>Pull trigger
>Shoot parents wall

Fourth time
>At my new house
>Playing with a friend's 5.56 AK
>Release bolt
>Slam fires round into ground

Fifth time
>Showing a friend how to use it
>No idea how but a round got chambered
>Show him how the trigger works,
>Pull trigger
>Shoots round into floor in the same place as before

Sixth time
>Thought maybe the house was haunted
>Grab a sig
>Physically clear it, (racked the slide 3 times) with no magazine in
>pull trigger at the same hole
>Round goes off

Seventh time
>Friend brings over a used Glock wants me to look over it
>I grab it and pull the trigger without clearing it
>Didn't even realize the thing was loaded.

Eighth time
>Friend brings over his transferable Mac 10
>I had no idea how open bolt guns worked.
>He's showing it off to me
>I put a loaded mag it and decided to try and release the bolt (I thought it shot from a closed bolt)
>Pulled the trigger for some reason
>Shot 3 rounds into my wall

Ninth time
>doing some house clearing drills with my AR
>car alarm goes off outside
>panic and fire a round through window

Overall you shouldn't feel too bad about NDs. It's part of owning guns, and you should get used to them.

I love how this /k/opypasta has been posted in this thread like 3 times already and there's always new people falling for it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The idea that the "trauma counsellor" Paul wanted to bring in allegedly tried to convince everyone on the tranch they have DID and then faked being blind to get out of arguments is too fucking perfect. The whole tranch saga is like Rob Zombie tried to make a slapstick comedy.

If you tell any of these people "someone's just going to take advantage of that" they say "no, they won't [unspoken: it will always only work for me]" even as their central ideology is based around people being such inherent unrepentant sinners that the masses can't be allowed to have anything.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a fairly common term and I have a hard time believing that you've never heard of it or don't know what it means.

If you don't do it at least from time to time what you're saying is you're a moron who just mindlessly trusts the bank to get it right every time and not lie to you. You're literally a retard if you don't reconcile what your bank statement says with your own records.

 

[NicoFountaine]

Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
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If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]

I've never paid attention to any of this until this podcast and the featured post. so I'm trying to read about the lore.

is this seriously the only place that documents the insane side of it?
if I google it I find nothing but appraisals and positivity. Fucking insane society is willing to let everything slide so long you identify as gender non conforming, one thing shouldn't have anything to do with another.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

is this seriously the only place that documents the insane side of it?
if I google it I find nothing but appraisals and positivity. Fucking insane society is willing to let everything slide so long you identify as gender non conforming, one thing shouldn't have anything to do with another.

All the journalists did the time tested way of finding the truth: asking the delusional idiots involved and uncritically believing everything they said while neither checking nor thinking about the plausibility or probability of any of it.

 

[Vesperus]

I love how this /k/opypasta has been posted in this thread like 3 times already and there's always new people falling for it.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little farmer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in 4chan and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit and I have over 300 confirmed updoots. I am trained in fedposting and I'm the top shitposter in the entire Glowie Twitter You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with memes the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of poast users accross the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, newfag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your profile. You're fucking blocked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can negrate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my MySpace account. Not only am I extensively trained in anon shitposting but I have access to the entire twitter of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will drown in them. You're fucking cancelled, kiddo.

 

[stupid frog]

Baby, who needs to keep track of any of that bank shit when you’re committing federal crimes and grifting funds from your 501c3?

That’s the beauty of this thread, I don’t think there’s another one like it on the farms. I have never seen a more wild and educational thread in my years here.

Taking “they do it for free” to a new level.

Oh btw Penny liked a couple tweets, one from his personal and one from the tranch account.
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Can someone who pays attention to Ash tell me when they "got PTSD" (from... Twitter? LOL), vs when they started paying people to take a knife to their body? (I know he got tits Kevin was jealous of, but it must be something else on top of that)

 

[Souji Tendou]

is this seriously the only place that documents the insane side of it?

For the most part, yeah. Theres a decent few people, even within the trans community, that gossip about the place off-site. However they dont bother propeely documenting it either out of fear of being banished from the trans communities or other reasons, so they do it anonymously on here.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I've never paid attention to any of this until this podcast and the featured post. so I'm trying to read about the lore.

is this seriously the only place that documents the insane side of it?
if I google it I find nothing but appraisals and positivity. Fucking insane society is willing to let everything slide so long you identify as gender non conforming, one thing shouldn't have anything to do with another.

I'd venture to say we are the only place that (properly) documents trans insanity. Even someone like LibsOfTikTok doesn't dare dig too deeply.

Well-spotted!

If it's legit, I bet this person was involved with processing alpaca fiber for the Tranch. Bonnie mentioned the Tranch screwing them over:
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Who is/was their coordinator? I don't think we know that, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was a woman or FtM tranny.

 

[Ghostse]

Hit me with but I'm just now listening to the Blocked & Reported ep, and holy shit this NPR reporter is insufferable. Didn't think I could hate NPR any more than I already do. I was wrong. Sad how far they've fallen.

They've been on a shit slide since 2007 and Barrack entering the DNC primary. They went full fucktard in 2015 due to Trump.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The FTMs are the key to all this. They're funnier characters than we've had before, but if we could just get them working. . .

Man, can you imagine being a MtF and people still think the real women are more important than you in your story?

It's really cute how they try to make it sound like we only started paying attention to the tranch because fat Paul kicked up drama and not because they were prime milk producers from day 1. "The Farms were already watching because they saw the train wreck coming years ago" just doesn't have that nice ring to it

I remember Kevin was posted to the sideshow thread for a while around late 2019-early 2020 and Kevin's cooming, consooming, and loud oversharing of every single detail in his life. It's his fault, but it's likely we would have found it without his help too.

@FinnSven propsed Kevin is the cause of the downfall of the ranch, and I think he is but is also a symptom of Penny AND Bonnie's leadership. They chose not to corral him, they let him be babied, and Bonnie didn't immediately put his foot down and let Kevvie live the teehee special boys club lifestyle without thinking. At least Jen is proper disabled due to a back injury and occasionally does programming. They let Kevin run amok, and in doing so ensured unfair treatment between a set of classes, a setting of tone, and skewed financial priorities and fetishes seep into their culture. They let the littet in, and Kevin didn't do anything to clean himself up to decontaminate the situation like the mooch he is. What a tragedy in the sad and funny Greek sense.

Maybe that is where some of it started?

Possibly Bonnie said something along the lines of "Maybe Kat could do some chores or housekeeping? Cook or something? It is a full time job running this place, so it would be helpful for someone to take care of the house."

Which translated directly too Kevvie, Penny and Jen is "KAT is LAZY AND FAT AND NOT A WOMAN! THROW HER OUT!"

I'd imagine Bonnie would say it in a rude or passive aggressive enough way since he's tired and seems to take things out on others, letting his feelings always get in the way of negotiations and demands. It's not an unreasonable request by any means, I just assume Bonnie wouldn't be able to communicate in a way that didn't instigate some kind of lingering bitterness somehow.

Is there a kf drone dlc

There's an unlockable mini game dedicated to piloting the drone. By shooting down a mildly frequent random event drone on your farm in the main game, you can pilot the drone in an arcade mini game where you must look at as many tiles of the farm as you can before you're shot down, taken out by a trap, run into a bird or other obstacle. If you survive multiple levels and gain a high enough score, you unlock a secret ending: all the data you gathered turns out to be enough to help the Alpaca freedom fighters finally overthrow their tranch masters, the Alpacas are now free and rule the land or leave to greener pastures to start their own wool business, and a museum memorial and a flag with the kiwi farms logo is erected, all proceeds going to the freed farm animals.

As I say, utter guesswork and speculation and no evidence whatsoever, but their behavior is suspicious and I strongly think they are covering up something more sinister than a mass grave of alpacas

I really hope not, they're so outlandish and retarded that I could imagine it to be an insane number of things, each bizarre and terrifying in their own way.

"Alright Kat it's your turn to snake the amhole"

I sat here for a minute and still don't know what this could be a metaphor for.

If there was a known human body at the tranch they wouldn’t have abandoned it so easily. Or they would have relocated it.

As the thread shows, they are the dumbest motherfuckers. They always, always take the stupidest option, almost without fail. They could be genuinely stupid enough to do so.

I'd venture to say we are the only place that (properly) documents trans insanity. Even someone like LibsOfTikTok doesn't dare dig too deeply.

To be fair, they hounded and did their damndest to dox her and still want to send bombs and beat her and whatever to this day. If she didn't live in such a safe place they'd be hoping the fence or sending bitcoin bikers over to teach her a fucking lesson.

Most big media sites throw you off since troons are mods (who DO IT FOR FREE) so they can cover things up easier. Meanwhile, if you have your own site, you end up DDoSed every time a welfare check comes in (see: us).

 

[Temperance]

LOL, check out the Tranch's wiki page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch
The article has basically been frozen in time since 2021. Filled with fake news from all the puff pieces the media has given them... including from Reuters and The Associated Press. They wouldn't lie or uncritically accept everything the Tranchers told them, surely??? It must be the evil Kiwifarmers who are wrong!

I suspected it, and yep: a few people have tried to edit the article after the Tranch's demise. Let's see if they were successful!
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tenacious_Unicorn_Ranch&action=history

This person tried to rewrite the article in past tense, saying the Tranchers had fled. It was reverted for not providing a source - fair enough, tbh!

The same person tried editing again, this time citing Bonnie's twitter as a source. It was reverted again because Twitter isn't a reliable source. Fair enough!


A different person tried to add that the alpacas are speculated to have died. It was reverted as unsourced. Fair enough!


A third person tries to add info about the Tranchers being evicted. They cited tweets from both Bonnie's twitter and the official Tranch twitter account. This gets reverted again:

Tweets are not reliable sources. Don't update the article until independent reliable sources report about it

Understandable, but this is when I feel it's starting to get silly regardless of Wikipedia's rules. The Tranch's official twitter account is linked from the wiki article, and the Tranchers themselves are saying they've been evicted... but no one can update the article unless some "reliable" journoscum deigns to write an article about it? What if no "reliable source" ever does so? Is wikipedia gonna pretend that the Tranch still exists at their old location in perpetuity?

This is where it gets spicy. The third person from before tries again... this time providing the Blocked and Reported episode as a source. It gets reverted!

(neither an independent nor a reliable source, just podcast hearsay)

I smell troonery afoot. Even if Blocked and Reported isn't a "reliable source", how is it not at least an independent one? I bet this is one of the many troons who has a bizarre, seething hatred for Jesse Singal. For reasons I don't understand, they hate him almost as much as JK Rowling.

A fourth person tries to restore the previous edit, but it gets reverted once again by the hilariously-named user "Alpaca the Wizard". Mr. Alpaca says Blocked and Reported "likely fails WP:V".

WP:V is wikipedia's "verifiability" rule that they use to ban "original research". He's basically saying that Jesse Singal and Katie Herzog don't count as real journalists. They're just unqualified plebs who are producing unreliable, original research.

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And that's it! I guess the Tranch wiki article will remain stagnant for the rest of time unless a """reliable""" journoscum from the mainstream media decides to write about the Tranch's downfall. The chances of that are very slim...

Quick name-and-shame. These are the "reliable sources" currently used by the wiki article:

They're all awful puff pieces. The funniest bits to me...

Kim, Eddie (August 4, 2021). "Alt-Right Coloradans Went to War with an Alpaca Farm — And the Farm Won". MEL Magazine. Retrieved August 9, 2021.

• One of the articles is from MEL Magazine. MEL is described as a "men's magazine" that "has taken upon itself to investigate masculinity, not enforce it". Very appropriate for the Tranch, actually! The magazine is also basically dead:

MEL Magazine was started in 2015 as a newsletter with 5 to 7 employees.[3][4][5] It was originally published on the third-party site Medium.[3]

..............

however, on March 24, 2021, MEL ceased publishing[7] and all staff were laid off.[8]
On July 7, 2021, it was announced that MEL had been acquired by Recurrent Ventures[9] and would be relaunching under longtime editor in chief Josh Schollmeyer.[10]
On July 22, 2022, MEL staff were laid off again.[11][12]

Definitely sounds like an amazing source that's way more qualified & reliable than Blocked and Reported.

One of the other "reliable sources" used by the Tranch article is... a youtube video. Yep.

Threatened By Neighbors, These Trans Farmers Are Refusing To Leave (Video). AJ+. June 17, 2021. Retrieved July 20, 2021.

This counts as reliable due to being posted on one of Al Jazeera's small, spin-off youtube channels called AJ+. Aj+ is apparently focused on social justice issues... despite being funded by Qatar. Youtube even has a disclaimer about this beneath the video:

Spoiler: AJ+ describing itself

Social justice, challenging the status quo, holding power to account... unless that power happens to be the Qatari monarchy/government, which is renown for it's human rights abuses. This AJ+ channel kinda feels like a psy-op against the West, if I'm being honest. I don't think it's a coincidence that Qatar is pushing for "social justice" in other countries while they themselves remain so conservative... they probably think social justice stuff will help destabilize the West.

Super reliable source, as you can see!

And finally, I would be remiss not to mention PinkNews:

Wakefield, Lily (January 17, 2021). "Meet Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, a community of anti-fascist alpaca farmers". PinkNews. Archived from the original on July 19, 2021. Retrieved July 19, 2021.

PinkNews is a garbage LGBT+ tabloid that routinely lies or exaggerates to push their agenda (especially about the supposed trans genocide that's totally happening). But it's a reliable source according to Wikipedia!