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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Ok conspiracy time!

Is it possible that Shiteater Jen elected to do this interview, in particular making claims about Bonnie Wee Paul being dangerous with a gun, because there is a body on the tranch and they hope to get ahead of things if or when it’s found?

He was very clear about the accidental discharge being from a 5.7 pistol.

Penny was supposed to be the one who insisted on 5.7 if I recall correctly?

Should a body be found shot to death with this type of ammunition then basically all of the ones who “did weapons training” and in particular Penny who did go everywhere packing heat, will be potential suspects.

While his story on a podcast is obviously not definitive evidence, it does create a bit of prejudice against Bonnie wee Paul.
I originally thought the FN 5.7 was Bonnibel's, and Penny had a Ruger or some such.

But in any case; their tactical LARPing, bedroom gunplay, & posing with them suddenly dropped off/stopped, which was also near when Kindness, Bonnie & the tranch were talking openly about growing pot. We immediately started discussing the potential .gov interest in a bunch of certifiably mentally-ill addicts keeping firearms & growing/selling dope, regardless of state laws. Maybe their designated lurker on KF clued them in, or one of their more rational leftist gun-nut buddies suggested that it wouldn't be a wise move; but the latter is optimistic.

IIRC, after Bonnibel moved in with Kindness he only mentioned being armed once or twice, and made reference to retrieving Yoko (the .300 Winmag) from the tranch on another trip to move his shit from one hellhole to another.

But what I found suspicious is that he immediately stopped making any reference to being armed after we observed that Denver doesn't permit open-carry; and that his drug use & cohabitation with an insane person & fellow addict makes him a prohibited individual from owning, keeping, holding, borrowing, selling, or otherwise fucking with guns.

As for the human remains allegation, yeah no..... My bet is Bonnibel's hoping to get the heat's attention on Penny & his polycule by any means, even if it's lying about them burying a murder victim somewhere; regardless of what would happen should the law actually decide to investigate based on his allegations & find them wanting. But Penny repeatedly dropping dimes on Twitter about Bonnie's firearm collection & behavior tells me he knows full well they're prohibited individuals, but isn't going to actually call the ATF; lest he be outed as an actual snitch. And meanwhile, Bonnibel has already been disavowed by their "mutual defense network" for being an admitted rat; the irony is thick with this one.
 
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IIRC, after Bonnibel moved in with Kindness he only mentioned being armed once or twice, and made reference to retrieving Yoko (the .300 Winmag) from the tranch on another trip to move his shit from one hellhole to another.
I always thought he sold the rifle after he got it back. At least that's how I interpreted "trading in" at the time of this tweet:
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https://twitter.com/EntrancingStars/status/1480263422092595206 (https://archive.ph/jEsqf)
I can't recall the handgun being mentioned for a long while now. Isn't that the one with the stupid trans flag colors on it, or is that Penny's?
 
I originally thought the FN 5.7 was Bonnibel's, and Penny had a Ruger or some such.

But in any case; their tactical LARPing, bedroom gunplay, & posing with them suddenly dropped off/stopped, which was also near when Kindness, Bonnie & the tranch were talking openly about growing pot. We immediately started discussing the potential .gov interest in a bunch of certifiably mentally-ill addicts keeping firearms & growing/selling dope, regardless of state laws. Maybe their designated lurker on KF clued them in, or one of their more rational leftist gun-nut buddies suggested that it wouldn't be a wise move; but the latter is optimistic.

IIRC, after Bonnibel moved in with Kindness he only mentioned being armed once or twice, and made reference to retrieving Yoko (the .300 Winmag) from the tranch on another trip to move his shit from one hellhole to another.

But what I found suspicious is that he immediately stopped making any reference to being armed after we observed that Denver doesn't permit open-carry; and that his drug use & cohabitation with an insane person & fellow addict makes him a prohibited individual from owning, keeping, holding, borrowing, selling, or otherwise fucking with guns.

As for the human remains allegation, yeah no..... My bet is Bonnibel's hoping to get the heat's attention on Penny & his polycule by any means, even if it's lying about them burying a murder victim somewhere; regardless of what would happen should the law actually decide to investigate based on his allegations & find them wanting. But Penny repeatedly dropping dimes on Twitter about Bonnie's firearm collection & behavior tells me he knows full well they're prohibited individuals, but isn't going to actually call the ATF; lest he be outed as an actual snitch. And meanwhile, Bonnibel has already been disavowed by their "mutual defense network" for being an admitted rat; the irony is thick with this one.

How does one become a prohibited individual regarding firearms?

I assumed it would be that one would have to have an actual criminal record or recorded stay in a mental hospital?

There nothing creepier than the BDSM 'lifestylers'

Fixed for you.
 
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There nothing creepier than the BDSM 'lifestylers' who use the 'formal language' around normies. When its a kink event, sure go nuts. Its a skeevier but similar feeling than when a couple keep using cutesy nicknames for each other when talking to other people.

Nigga if they didn't sign up to be involved in your weird fetish, stop trying to inject it everywhere. Have some fucking circumspection.
It's also really fucking bad form. Though degeneracy the last few years means people think kink in public is ok. Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I was taught that is a violation of consent and always agreed with that idea.
 
I originally thought the FN 5.7 was Bonnibel's, and Penny had a Ruger or some such.

But in any case; their tactical LARPing, bedroom gunplay, & posing with them suddenly dropped off/stopped, which was also near when Kindness, Bonnie & the tranch were talking openly about growing pot. We immediately started discussing the potential .gov interest in a bunch of certifiably mentally-ill addicts keeping firearms & growing/selling dope, regardless of state laws. Maybe their designated lurker on KF clued them in, or one of their more rational leftist gun-nut buddies suggested that it wouldn't be a wise move; but the latter is optimistic.

IIRC, after Bonnibel moved in with Kindness he only mentioned being armed once or twice, and made reference to retrieving Yoko (the .300 Winmag) from the tranch on another trip to move his shit from one hellhole to another.

But what I found suspicious is that he immediately stopped making any reference to being armed after we observed that Denver doesn't permit open-carry; and that his drug use & cohabitation with an insane person & fellow addict makes him a prohibited individual from owning, keeping, holding, borrowing, selling, or otherwise fucking with guns.

As for the human remains allegation, yeah no..... My bet is Bonnibel's hoping to get the heat's attention on Penny & his polycule by any means, even if it's lying about them burying a murder victim somewhere; regardless of what would happen should the law actually decide to investigate based on his allegations & find them wanting. But Penny repeatedly dropping dimes on Twitter about Bonnie's firearm collection & behavior tells me he knows full well they're prohibited individuals, but isn't going to actually call the ATF; lest he be outed as an actual snitch. And meanwhile, Bonnibel has already been disavowed by their "mutual defense network" for being an admitted rat; the irony is thick with this one.

Ok, I got bored and looked it up!

18, U.S.C. §922 (g) (3) - Is an unlawful user of or addicted to any controlled substance (as defined in section 102 of the Controlled Substances Act, codified at 21 U.S.C. § 802);
18, U.S.C. §922 (g) (4) - Has been adjudicated as a mental defective or committed to any mental institution;

I assume you are talking about the above?

Just as a matter of clarification, it doesn’t look to me like Bonnie wee Paul living with kindness would exclude him.

I guess that he could be in trouble if he has a firearm in their shared home and she has potential access to it? As in he doesn’t lock it away?

The drug thing puzzles me though? Presumably the drug use would have to be proven and then they would be charged and weapons confiscated afterwards?

I mean a Coke or speed addict who is mostly functional wouldn’t automatically set off a cops radar. Maybe they are just a twitchy fucker or on a lot of prescription medications?

My point is, it doesn’t exactly sound like Penny has serious leverage on them.
Weed is legal there yes?

Plus maybe there are human remains, I wouldn’t be astonished, but yes if someone was killed there it’s more likely it would have come out now.
The only scenario that it could have happened is as I described before in Penny shoots a trespasser, panics, buries the body with the alpacas but either trusts no one or possibly Jen, just because out of all of them Jen strikes me as the only one capable of covering up something serious.
But they could absolutely be covering up something else.
Possibly something they think is far worse than it really is, or something else entirely like bathtub estrogen or maybe child porn.

I know the belief they have that calling police on trans people leads to “trans genocide”, but I really wouldn’t be surprised if they let this get spread due to more serious things they don’t want the public to know about.
 
I guess that he could be in trouble if he has a firearm in their shared home and she has potential access to it? As in he doesn’t lock it away?
Yes, this is called "constructive possession:"

 
Can someone who pays attention to Ash tell me when they "got PTSD" (from... Twitter? LOL), vs when they started paying people to take a knife to their body? (I know he got tits Kevin was jealous of, but it must be something else on top of that)
I assumed Gash Coyote got PTSD from filming the Tranch Documentary, which has never seen the light of day.

Oh, the horrors he must’ve seen (and the smells he had to endure…)
 
Hit me with ⏰ but I'm just now listening to the Blocked & Reported ep, and holy shit this NPR reporter is insufferable. Didn't think I could hate NPR any more than I already do. I was wrong. Sad how far they've fallen.
They've been on a shit slide since 2007 and Barrack entering the DNC primary. They went full fucktard in 2015 due to Trump.
Herzog was at NPR early on in her career. She has far more contempt for troons than Singal but is somehow not as hated.
 
Hit me with ⏰ but I'm just now listening to the Blocked & Reported ep, and holy shit this NPR reporter is insufferable. Didn't think I could hate NPR any more than I already do. I was wrong. Sad how far they've fallen.
That section was weird. The npr pauses made it sound like the reporter was a cheap AI voice
 
As for the human remains allegation, yeah no..... My bet is Bonnibel's hoping to get the heat's attention on Penny & his polycule by any means, even if it's lying about them burying a murder victim somewhere; regardless of what would happen should the law actually decide to investigate based on his allegations & find them wanting. But Penny repeatedly dropping dimes on Twitter about Bonnie's firearm collection & behavior tells me he knows full well they're prohibited individuals, but isn't going to actually call the ATF; lest he be outed as an actual snitch. And meanwhile, Bonnibel has already been disavowed by their "mutual defense network" for being an admitted rat; the irony is thick with this one.
The human remains bullshit only starting popping up after I made this joke a month ago. Everyone is assuming that Mandozer and/or Penisless killed someone either in cold blood or accidentally but we're forgetting the number one killer of trannies: suicide. We have a bunch of mentally ill trannies living in isolation with easy access to guns which means there was at minimum one or two suicide attempts. What if one of them succeeded and the House Trannies covered it up? Just say they left in the night or tell Kevvie they moved to a farm upstate. A suicide opens the Tranch up to a wrongful death suit and the police investigating them which gives them plenty of reasons to cover it up. I was joking before but after all this I'm thinking there was a suicide and they hid the body. Are we able to find any field trannies that have disappeared from twitter?
 
we're forgetting the number one killer of trannies: suicide.
Narcissists and other cluster-B's will threaten suicide to manipulate people but they will almost never follow through. The 41% statistic is bullshit (although it's a funny meme). If there was a suicide they'd be holding candle light vigils and e-beg marathons every week, while talking about how "transphobia" and "stigma" followed this beautiful trans angel baby soul all the way to the ranch and caused they to off xirself. They would milk it.
I think the number one killer of men with rampaging autogynephilia is just incredibly poor decision making. These men shorten their lives through smoking, drinking, drug use, obesity, unnecessary disabling surgeries, cardiac risks from taking cross-sex hormones at absolutely comedic doses, untreated mental illness, and associating with skeezebag criminals. They don't kill themselves. They're in love with themselves and they're allergic to blame and guilt. People like that don't kill themselves.
 
The human remains bullshit only starting popping up after I made this joke a month ago. Everyone is assuming that Mandozer and/or Penisless killed someone either in cold blood or accidentally but we're forgetting the number one killer of trannies: suicide. We have a bunch of mentally ill trannies living in isolation with easy access to guns which means there was at minimum one or two suicide attempts. What if one of them succeeded and the House Trannies covered it up? Just say they left in the night or tell Kevvie they moved to a farm upstate. A suicide opens the Tranch up to a wrongful death suit and the police investigating them which gives them plenty of reasons to cover it up. I was joking before but after all this I'm thinking there was a suicide and they hid the body. Are we able to find any field trannies that have disappeared from twitter?

This is also a possibility.
Again, if the gun used to do it is a 5.7 caliber/round/bullet/shell/ninja star/whatever the correct terminology for gun nuts for this particular ammunition, then it opens the question of suicide or “suicide”.

Especially if they are dumb enough to try to cover it up even if it was a genuine suicide.

Penny probably made some stupid offhand comment, and Bonnie is pushing it for his own means. I know this. You know this.
But if there really is a dead body it would be funny until it became sad.

Seconded.

Narcissists and other cluster-B's will threaten suicide to manipulate people but they will almost never follow through. The 41% statistic is bullshit. If there was a suicide they'd be holding candle light vigils and e-beg marathons every week, while talking about how "transphobia" and "stigma" followed this beautiful trans angel baby soul all the way to the ranch and caused they to off xirself. They would milk it.
I think the number one killer of men with rampaging autogynephilia is just incredibly poor decision making. These men shorten their lives through smoking, drinking, drug use, obesity, unnecessary disabling surgeries, cardiac risks from taking cross-sex hormones at absolutely comedic doses, untreated mental illness, and associating with skeezebag criminals. They don't kill themselves. They're in love with themselves and they're allergic to blame and guilt. People like that don't kill themselves.

Suicide attempts for attention go wrong.

If a person put a gun to their head thinking it was unloaded for instance.
 
Herzog was at NPR early on in her career. She has far more contempt for troons than Singal but is somehow not as hated.
She largely avoids antagonizing the troons directly on Twitter, that’s the main difference I think.

Bonnie confirms that he has not been to the tranch in person (I guessed that all the photos he was posting were sent to him by Sky). So we might get another round once he goes up there.

And that Kindness, who did not die, is still enjoying the hospitality of the Epilepsy Minotaur Unit.

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As far as MIA tranch residents,I can only think of NeptuneVulpis, and more recently transgirltactical.

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There were quite a few that we never found social media for though.

However, I don’t believe Penny talking about disposing of bodies gives any indicator that there was a possible suicide victim.

Like, what’s the scenario, there’s a dead body hanging in the barn and Penny is casually asking (on Twitter even?) about how to dispose of it? No.
 
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Penny probably made some stupid offhand comment, and Bonnie is pushing it for his own means. I know this. You know this.
But if there really is a dead body it would be funny until it became sad.
Biggest plot twist is that Kevin died accidentally in a comedically pathetic fashion and they have been using a bot and or photoshop for all his tweets.

They don't kill themselves. They're in love with themselves and they're allergic to blame and guilt. People like that don't kill themselves.
You're right, but these aren't the only types of troons that exist. There's around one or two trans suicide announcements found on the sideshow thread every two weeks. There are trans people killing themselves, but usually they don't have a thread and aren't constantly threatening it, they act more like normal anxious/depressed suicidal people.

Lastly, one of the few ways I could see the personality disorders suicide is the lowtax "FUCK YOU" one last time suicide, or just too special to go deal with consequences of their actions like jail suicide.
 
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