DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BallBuster II]

apparently this is a reboot of their original podcast from 2010? its like a month old so craig must be thinking any attention is better than no attention? maybe he's hoping sone tractors will watch and stick around for his variety style show?

"Let's insert ourself into the DSP autism vortex." Obviously Craig and DSP share their affinity for smart business decisions, so they have that in common.

Dude doesn't realize how fucked he is. He is going to do some surface scratching research and toss up some softballs that are worded to sound more "serious" than they really are, and Phil will have some preload responses ready to go prefaced with some bullshit like "You know I really shouldn't be answering this, but I feel for transparency purposes for my fans I will" and will then proceed to not answer the question at all. Craig already dodging Bankruptcy questions and bank leak questions is proof.

Basically, if anyone goes into this interview expecting anything, and I mean anything, you are going to be severely let down.

 

[hector85]

guess who also does reack content

https://youtu.be/14d8_E1eKLM

 

[JPG]

Our boy DSP has repeatedly said he has answered every question already that will come up in the interview, aside from what will put himself or his family in DANGER. Which of course he won't be answering on the sidescrollers podcast, you wouldn't want to put his family in mortal danger, would you?

This is a preview for what will happen in the interview, it'll be the usual pignosis spiel, and anything that could be of interest will be hand waved away like "I can't show you the WWE app on my phone dood they'll take any detail and twist it [5 minute rant on how details have been found in previous videos, muh family dox'd, etc].

 

[Paladin Derich]

Unless you're LSB

It'd be nice if he went back to being LSB. William the Alchemist is gay.

 

[BobDayWalker]

Our boy DSP has repeatedly said he has answered every question already that will come up in the interview, aside from what will put himself or his family in DANGER. Which of course he won't be answering on the sidescrollers podcast, you wouldn't want to put his family in mortal danger, would you?

This is a preview for what will happen in the interview, it'll be the usual pignosis spiel, and anything that could be of interest will be hand waved away like "I can't show you the WWE app on my phone dood they'll take any detail and twist it [5 minute rant on how details have been found in previous videos, muh family dox'd, etc].

Unless he somehow trips up I'm not expecting much. I'll check out the clips from the interview once its over if any are worth watching.

 

[Brother Wind]

he did this the whole time during elden ring so why does he want to play it again? he hated it

So about this time last year I had also brought up that it felt he was finally on the downward trend, that even his spikes were getting lower and lower. And you know what, @pieceofpeace pointed out in his tracker that the anomaly was his Elden Ring streams. I think Phil is realizing that was his last real supported game.

 

[hector85]

So about this time last year I had also brought up that it felt he was finally on the downward trend, that even his spikes were getting lower and lower. And you know what, @pieceofpeace pointed out in his tracker that the anomaly was his Elden Ring streams. I think Phil is realizing that was his last real supported game.

thats why hes trying to force a second playthrough, an interactive hand holding experience where he'll berate you for gving him advice that you had to pay to get him to read. lets hope lightning strikes twice and the business gets saved.

 

[clothes in my closet]

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Christ I don't remember it being this bad, those tax payments are fucking brutal. Also, paying $2500 a year in car insurance for a car that barely gets driven is probably the most insane thing I have ever seen. I barely pay that per year on 4 cars.

Okay so he is closer to a panic point than I thought. If he is averaging 8-9k a month now, his panic number is going to be anything around $6000.

The ammount I used for 2 adults (groceries) is an estimate done by actual adults assuming that the 2 in question isn't consoomer retards, so the actual ammount that the Renton 2 are using is likely a fair bit higher. But TL;DR I agree the breakpoint is probably in the $6K range.

So about this time last year I had also brought up that it felt he was finally on the downward trend, that even his spikes were getting lower and lower. And you know what, @pieceofpeace pointed out in his tracker that the anomaly was his Elden Ring streams. I think Phil is realizing that was his last real supported game.

Do you remember who the whale in charge was for ER?

EDIT: @clothes in my closet well interest has gone down, but there we have Phil again thinking his twitter feed reflects the rest of the world.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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kind of like phil after dunking on jared

 

[Soy Dora]

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We know you still can't forget about Sexy Fridge. She still haunts your nightmares. It's okay Phil, just go deeper into the closet where it's safe.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

So about this time last year I had also brought up that it felt he was finally on the downward trend, that even his spikes were getting lower and lower. And you know what, @pieceofpeace pointed out in his tracker that the anomaly was his Elden Ring streams. I think Phil is realizing that was his last real supported game.

How many whales were contributing? He'll clearly expect that he'll get whatever he made on the first playthrough of ER, but are those whales still in the pod?

This isn't like playing Minecraft for the one tard, where he was aware there was literally one person who paid and gave a shit.

 

[Whaler]

So wait Nyanners in one clip with DSP complaining about her understood how much of a retard DSP is meanwhile stuttering john craig and a people on twitter so pathetic they need to clout chase DSP for attention think he's not so bad.

It's why I said people were getting riled up about this interview over nothing. The fact that Craig and his other co-hosts knew nothing/very little about DSP is telling since there's so much awful shit about DSP you can find with evidence with a quick Google search. We live in an age where all the information and knowledge we could ever need or use is there at the press of a button and at the tips of our fingers anywhere, you can't tell me they saw all that crap and thought "yeah, he seems like a nice guy who's being attacked for no reason."

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

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This is like a reddit-tier comment. Oh no one said anything about it every hour of the day so it must be forgettable

OOOOOR....people are just playing through it now or at their own pace.

 

[Japs_eye]

It'd be nice if he went back to being LSB. William the Alchemist is gay.

I never understood the appeal of watching another man play video games. Ironic, because I spend my time aylogging a shitty let's player- but even from people I like it's completely alien to me.

 

[Coke Zero]

Christ I don't remember it being this bad, those tax payments are fucking brutal. Also, paying $2500 a year in car insurance for a car that barely gets driven is probably the most insane thing I have ever seen. I barely pay that per year on 4 cars.

Okay so he is closer to a panic point than I thought. If he is averaging 8-9k a month now, his panic number is going to be anything around $6000.

The thing is once he does finally reach the point where he's facing real financial issues, he's going to be panicking and doing emergency streams and acting like he couldn't have seen this coming. His channel/career has been on a downward trajectory for years now and he's still hanging on kidding himself into believing it'll eventually turn around once the right hot new release finally drops.

The time for him to act is now. Every day he continues on like this, he is just fucking over future phil even more.

 

[Chernabog3000]

I'll pile on this stuttering Sally.

Lot of criticism of Craigs words themselves.

Checkout that dope background tho. That somehow is worse than Phil's. Witch is hard to fathom.

The arcade cabinet is very rad. Can't imagine inviting people into that space to come look at the fucking thing. Assuming his setup is just as ratfucked and bezos bucked as Phil's. Really begs the question who you'd invite in to show that off for. Have the 2 dweebs and the hole over and squeeze behind your streaming setup? It's not conducive to be played, or even admired as a collectors peice. It soley exists as a flex. Witch would be fine if it wasn't so fucking blatant and stupidly done. It's not even that great of a game. And it just looks stupid, both asthecally and in practicality.

The skateboard. You don't fucking skateboard Craig. And I'm sure your wondering why I'm so sure of that. Cause I was once even bigger faggot than I am now and I indulged in some pre faggy tranny wokness roosterteeth. If there even really was such a thing. Craig was on screwattack. Chad James was on a screwattack. Chad frequently talked about skateboarding. Cause he skateboard, he was actually kinda decent, and had recipts. You never mentioned skateboarding while he was talk about it. Not once. Ever. Again begging the question, why? Is that the board marty towed into town on? I don't know maybe it is that and I guess that's applicable in some capacity but again, why? You've never claimed to be a skateboard guy or back to the future guy. I get retro is your style but that board predates Nintendo bro.

Get some style man. Something authentic. Lame ass middle aged man in a ball cap. Hang that thing up in the background buddy. Phil unironically put more thought and effort into his back drop.

And on the subject of that. Kudos to Phil for once. Keep the nigger stole my bike painting up. One of the radder and almost even based contrainan things he's done. I don't know if I believe he didn't know about it at the time. But he does for.sure now. And it's still.up. so.props there.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Also is it just a boomer thing where the punchline to their joke is "*confused face*.... What? Huh??" ? Idk maybe that was kek back in 2005 ...

everyone thinks theyre jim from the office

 

[Gorazul1978]

Excuses,excuses and even more excuse for dropping Wo Long.Right Phil,we know you dont like challenging games cos you are unable to adapt.Go back and play Nintendogs in order to not have a stroke from the stressful "videa games".

 

[Free Jasper]

Dunno if I agree with working out a ‘break point’. That’s too much thinking like a sensible adult about what you could live without.

The pig is used to a certain standard of living. He believes he’s entitled to it. He could very easily get in financial distress with income a lot higher than these break points in seeing.

Exhibit A: a bankruptcy filing when he was earning $150k.