Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

True, but Jack is a pentacostal, so is he really in a position to judge?

A broken clock can be right twice a day, but in this case it's more that Jack is right in the same way you'd say the sky is blue.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

What the fuck even is this photo?! There is such a dark fucking energy coming from this image.

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Funny that you said that, because my first thought when I saw that picture was the random chair that starts spinning in the cursed videotape from The Ring. But that also fits.

That’s not really surprising. It’s no longer a seller’s market with inflation and higher interest rates, plus the house is overpriced. It’ll probably sit there for a while.

It would be fucking hilarious if a young, yuppy black couple ultimately wanted to buy it and made an offer, and jack chimped out. Even if it was a great offer, jack would feel like darkies were trying to steal it from him.

Jesus Christ, people - move Junior’s dumpy $75 wish.com gaming chair out of the shot before you take a picture. Better yet, just toss the thing and shampoo the slim jim grease and gamer fuel out of the carpets. I like how they painted the room purple after they patched junior rage holes in the wall. Purple is a pretty gay color and junior loves underage cock. It’s very appropriate.

It would've been best to sell the house last year when prices were at record highs and people were buying homes like crazy. The few neighbors I've seen that are trying to sell or flip this year have been having to reduce prices and still have not sold yet. If they sell it won't be for awhile and probably for a lot less than what they asked for. They still might get a profit if they're lucky. Just not what they want.

Those listing photos are not the worst that I've seen. They're not what I'd call great, either. I once read that the best listing photos have the rooms as clear of clutter as possible, and the walls preferably painted white. Not only to avoid unintentional creepiness like the Jack Jr chair photo, but also so potential buyers can try to picture their dream space. Hard to do that with Nightmare Before Christmas merch and Jesus paraphernalia all over the place. They must be very desperate for money if their listing pictures are that subpar. It screams "rushed."

 

[V4L_Penis]

There are companies that modify pickup trucks to have a wheelchair lift, no clue on price though. If he's got the money for it I can see his vanity and ego demanding that's what he get instead of something sensible like a minivan (and imo minivans aren't terrible).

Lmao going into even more medical debt to lift your fatass into a huge pickup truck that you only use to drive from the suburbs to fast food places as opposed to hauling construction materials or other work stuff is so stereotypically American that it sounds like a meme. Jack continues to be the platonic ideal of the Amerimutt lolcow.

 

[rubytintedchix]

The house listing has been updated with a new description that says there's another open house this Sunday.

***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/12 from 2-4pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

This means Mushbrain and Hammy did not get an offer they liked enough to accept after the first open house.

I highly doubt they got any offers. I said this last week, but I’ll say it again this week, this will not be the only open house they have. Show me the 500k, unless they have hidden gold in the backyard cliff or are counting the 25 pallets of expired sauce and food from the garage into the price, I don’t see it.

Also, I thought Jack wasn’t a chef, he was just a “home cook”. Eat your own words you grifting fat sack of shit.

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[ZipDisk]

"It's really laid low." Bwahaha. He meant laid back, but now he is laid low.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah, but that's always a complaint about quantity. He 's always been happy to shove fistfuls of garbage down his throat.

No he'll complain about the quality but usually that's because they told him to stop filming, somebody got in his face about something or they only gave him one tub of dipping sauce and he needed four of them to drink as a beverage.

If there's no problems with the service or anything and the food is bad he'll gladly eat it. He just won't give it an A.

I know someone who went there. For very good reasons, after checking off a lot of bucket list items, with an absolutely awful terminal illness. Jack doesn't deserve Dignitas. He deserves to die gurgling and screaming as the Wendigo demands he eat another strip mall burrito.

Agreed. Dying with dignity is for people who have dignity to begin with. Jagoff lost his a long time ago. The final nail in the coffin was him crying like a little bitch on TV.

True, but Jack is a pentacostal, so is he really in a position to judge?

He's very judgy.

Also, I thought Jack wasn’t a chef, he was just a “home cook”. Eat your own words you grifting fat sack of shit.

Ah the classic opening with the classic music, his dead arm swinging back and forth and the strokeface at the end.

Good times.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.



“The pool the sausage smells great”

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

The comments are amusing as always:



REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

[biggacracka]

“The pool the sausage smells great”

"GET YOU APRONS"

 

[ZipDisk]

Polar sausage, lol.
They don't give him condiments because he'd just ask for MOAR.

He already ate it, but is still waiting for a mustard cup to suck.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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“The pool the sausage smells great”

"I probably would've given them a bun."

B-but KETO diabetes!

It's interesting to note that Jack is eating alone in his room, not in a dining room.

Leftover COVID precautions, Jack's choice, or does the facility try to keep their lucrative rehab short-timers away from the LTC population so the former don't get reminded of their mortality?

It's nice to eat with other people, and it makes it faster to get extra mustard, but even someone as self-centered as Jack might look across the room and see a guy with an asymmetrical smile dribbling chewed-up sausage on his clothing protector and have a moment of cosmic understanding.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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What's that thing in the plastic case in the upper left? I'm guessing some sort of cake or flan-like dessert.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

{TAMMY SNEAKING FOOD PIC]

Dumb ass acts like he just stubbed his toe, not that he had his 28th stroke.

This is such "Fat logic." Jack's eating fish and asparagus. Thats healthy. So he can eat however much and whatever he wants now for the rest of the week. This is why obese people think dieting is super hard. They read up on healthy foods and good dieting habits. They take away the bun from their sandwich and eat 4 pounds of meat topped with condiments. "Why am I still not losing weight? I am eating healthy. It must be my thyriod." Of course Jack doesn't care about any of this and doesn't see his weight as an issue.

Side note, hasn't it been a solid week since he's arrived? Should the new poll be "how long will jack be in the nursing home thats starving him?"

 

[Simon]

What's that thing in the plastic case in the upper left? I'm guessing some sort of cake or flan-like dessert.

Yeah, looks like pie or baked good.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

"I probably would've given them a bun."

B-but KETO diabetes!

It's interesting to note that Jack is eating alone in his room, not in a dining room.

Leftover COVID precautions, Jack's choice, or does the facility try to keep their lucrative rehab short-timers away from the LTC population so the former don't get reminded of their mortality?

It's nice to eat with other people, and it makes it faster to get extra mustard, but even someone as self-centered as Jack might look across the room and see a guy with an asymmetrical smile dribbling chewed-up sausage on his clothing protector and have a moment of cosmic understanding.

He can't stand and is probably too lazy to get them to cart him to the dining room.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Haha, "polar" and "pool the" sausage. Speech to text stroke mouth strikes again!

 

[ZipDisk]

It's polish, btw.

Covid restrictions in healthcare are still in effect, I've heard vague mentions of them dropping some requirements in April, but nothing concrete. Also likely varies by state, and I'm not in Tinfucksee.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Jack’s back to bitching about food. I guess another Cheddar’s reservation is in order.

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I’m truly shocked that fatty bitched about the sausage. The fact that its a phallic substitute, it’s surprising he didn’t make sweet love to it all afternoon.

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Yeah, looks like pie or baked good.

It appears to be either sponge or angel food cake with caramel sauce. Of course Jagoff forgot to bitch about his diabeeetus so he must have crammed it in his maw and asked for seconds and they obliged.

 

[TheMovieGuy]

True, but Jack is a pentacostal, so is he really in a position to judge?

lmao yeah that's fair, lots of Christians have a very hostile reaction to basically any religious sect that isn't their own that I find really hypocritical. I hope he won't be too shocked when he doesn't make it into heaven, he'd be liable to have another stroke if he was!

 

[Quixotic Man]

"pool the sausage" and "polar sausage" definitely points towards text to speech. Just how fucked is his left hand now? Fine motor skills completely gone?

Also the Sauerkrat IS a condiment. And they probably would have gotten you mustard if you weren't such a terror to be around.