Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Speaking of AOTS they had somewhat of a slight interest in Japan. I remember when Kevin Perrera went to do sumo wrestling. I didn't mind him, or Candace (though she was from thr U-Pick Live Nickelodeon days) and then there was a blonde cohost....not the playboy slut Sara Jane, someone else. (I remember SJ dressed up as Lum from Urutsei Yatsura)

Hell i remember the guest cohosts after Munn left like a then unknown Jim Parsons, Doug something from Best Week Ever, etc

I kinda miss Kevin. Where is he now?
I thought you were talking about Kevin Rose for a minute so I looked him up and of course he's selling fucking NFTs.
 
Speaking of AOTS they had somewhat of a slight interest in Japan. I remember when Kevin Perrera went to do sumo wrestling. I didn't mind him, or Candace (though she was from thr U-Pick Live Nickelodeon days) and then there was a blonde cohost....not the playboy slut Sara Jane, someone else. (I remember SJ dressed up as Lum from Urutsei Yatsura)

Hell i remember the guest cohosts after Munn left like a then unknown Jim Parsons, Doug something from Best Week Ever, etc

I kinda miss Kevin. Where is he now?
I looked at his Twitter and it seems like he's still working in tech, specifically AI stuff. Apparently he was on the G4 reboot but left pretty quickly.

Nice Heroic Trio avatar BTW, that's a great movie.
 
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If anything, it speaks volumes on how Adam Sessler is known for his anti-Japan views on Twitter, and even most of the anti-gamer crowds that Sessler was catering to are slowly trying to crawl away from him knowing how unhinged he really is on social media.
I believe it might be an opportunity for Frosk to use this to come out as the "better person". And not "bad racist" Adam Sessler.
 
I believe it might be an opportunity for Frosk to use this to come out as the "better person". And not "bad racist" Adam Sessler.
Frosk’s BPD is only going to make her even on par with Sessler. They’re just two melodramatic has-beens that are obsessed with being on the “right” side of things when more drugs and alcohol are involved.
 
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I thought you were talking about Kevin Rose for a minute so I looked him up and of course he's selling fucking NFTs.
I am glad to know I am not the only person who confuses them for no good reason. I know they're different people, can see both of them in my head, but I still confuse them.
I remember in the late 2000s-early 2010s, the cool thing for western journos to do was bitch about games being "too linear" and praise bioshock nonstop. I think that ties into it. Now every game has to be open world and its ughhhh
I don't get this trend at all. Do developers understand nobody on earth (of any age) has time to play more than 2-3 open world games at a time? And who would want to play more than one?
 
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I don't get this trend at all. Do developers understand nobody on earth (of any age) has time to play more than 2-3 open world games at a time? And who would want to play more than one?
Because they think THEIRS will be the one of the 2-3 you’ll play.
 
Speaking of AOTS they had somewhat of a slight interest in Japan. I remember when Kevin Perrera went to do sumo wrestling. I didn't mind him, or Candace (though she was from thr U-Pick Live Nickelodeon days) and then there was a blonde cohost....not the playboy slut Sara Jane, someone else. (I remember SJ dressed up as Lum from Urutsei Yatsura)

Hell i remember the guest cohosts after Munn left like a then unknown Jim Parsons, Doug something from Best Week Ever, etc

I kinda miss Kevin. Where is he now?
Even more so than Sessler, AOTS is the perfect symbol of G4's absolute degeneration to the lowest common denominator. Remember Screensavers? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
 
Caught up with the thread now. Man, I loved G4 in it's first two years. That was when the shows were pure and had hardly had any reason to change their image. Then the TechTV merger happened and then it went downhill over the years. G4 was pretty dead to me when they started axing off the OG shows like Filter and G4TV.com. To relate to the the subject here, I watched a lot of Extended Play before being aware of G4's existence. But man, once the G4 version of X-Play was out, I rolled my eyes at every corny sketch joke they used to fill the air of reviews and previews. They did decent TGS and E3 coverage though.

I'm basically saying that Adam needs an intervention here. Glad to see Morgan is doing well for herself and at least stays sorta friends with Adam even though the former just can't keep their mouth closed(Or in this case: Their fingers from typing garbol) on social media. As of recently,. all Adolf had to do was admit the jokes didn't age well and all he did was double down on his soapbox bullshit.
 
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Whatever happened to the g4tv.com crew?

The early days of G4 were fun. Definitely a staple for my friends and I.

Icons was a fave of mine before there was youtube to do retrospectives on creators. Cinematech too was nice before youtube made it obsolete.

Portal was another fave of mine since I didn't have the means to play MMOs and was fascinated by the old school games of the era.

Judgment Day was aight, Tommy had the dumbest takes most of the time.
 
Well, right. Just like the creators of MMOs think you're going to leave WoW to play their soon-to-be-F2P bullshit attempt 🙄
It always makes me laugh with MMOs, they think people are going to leave WoW to play a half arsed microtransaction addled clone of it and are surprised when their shit tier attempt fails. The last time any creativity in MMOs happened it was Star Wars Galaxies until they tried to turn that to into WoW, which suffice to say was about was popular as a terminal disease.
 
It always makes me laugh with MMOs, they think people are going to leave WoW to play a half arsed microtransaction addled clone of it and are surprised when their shit tier attempt fails. The last time any creativity in MMOs happened it was Star Wars Galaxies until they tried to turn that to into WoW, which suffice to say was about was popular as a terminal disease.
This has changed a bit, but that's due to the number of potential players increasing.

There's room in the industry and market for two big boys of a distinct enough genre going at a time when it comes to games that require a high time investment. So that's two MMOs, two mass market FPS, two open world single player games, two live service open world games, and two grindy looters. This is especially so if they have distinct enough genre settings. Open world single player games cycle faster, about 6 months with a bonus month every DLC, everyone else gets a year from release, with MMO expansions resetting the clock. Anything breaking these rules is an outlier. That's why March and November are the battle ground months for AAA releases. Everyone is hoping to claim their slot for the cycle.

About 10 years ago there was only enough market share for one per genre, which is why the sway between Call of Duty and Battlefield used to be more intense. That's part of why WoW was unassailable for so long, FF14 Realm Reborn basically only arrived right as there was enough room for two. If it was too early it'd have died as well. At current growth another slot is due around 2030. Until then you need to be able to kill either WoW or FF14 to be a big MMO on the market.

This also applies in F2P games. There can only be two big ones in a genre at a time. For example: DoTA and League of Legends. Warframe and Path of Exile.

This rule also exists for shorter single player games, but those have a way longer tail on people buying them and being able to justify it, as well you see longer term profits go further, meaning once launch development costs are covered the game becomes perpetual money if it is good. As even if launch window is crowded if they get good press people will cycle through a bunch of them before the following March/November flood.
 
A week late but some game sites have acknowledged



 
A week late but some game sites have acknowledged



Will he start screaching about kotaku drinking piss? About how the writer was a piss swilling nazi?

The upcoming shitshow where even Kotaku and the rest of the similar sites turning on him will be so funny.

Just leave Webb out of it.
 
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