Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cobra could do something meaningful and start a trad metal band, I mean he worships Black Sabbath after all.
Plus the amount of metal bands in Wyoming is very very lacking so it's not a bad idea considering how he'd be contributing to his area

Also just imagine seeing him having a artist page on Metal Archives, that would be downright hilarious
 
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Here's a list of some Reddit weens/glass-tappers that I've tagged over time whenever they brag about it on the sub:

 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Wouldnt he already qualify, surely his stuff is an experimental form of metal (Bogcore) and he's sold some music commercially.
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Is it really metal tho? I only heard snippets in TheGreaseWizard's videos about him and it seemed to just be weird experimentations. The site has a reputation of not allowing bands on there unless it's decent quality (and only if it's undeniably metal) so it wouldn't surprise me if someone already tried to submit his shitty projects on there and it didn't pass

Edit: I actually did a search for him and I guess technically he is on the site but his page doesn't link to anything (it's basically just a leftover orphan page that a mod forgot to delete). Proves that someone did in fact try to submit his music to Metallum tho, which in itself is funny
 
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charlesdickens said:
  • sickpleasure89 - Sent Josh a crock pot that remains boxed up in his kitchen unused
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I've been hoping he would use that crock pot for a video at some point. Its right up his alley, just dump shit in it and wait 3-8 hours (or 10-16+ hours if you're cooking a boglim special).
Apparently he used it one time to make tbone steaks. 4 bottle of bud light, 3 cans of mtn dew, honey bbq sauce, salt, and country crock original, cooked all night low and slow.
 
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SaltyFantaMan said:
I think you're MATI if you're truly mad at reddit for sending him duster. It's an awful thing to do for sure, but...
Cobra is TOO retarded to know better.
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You can send a horse to water, but you can't make it him drink it. The same goes for a boglim. A boglims gonna bog. That said,it's not funny at this point. You may as well send him a rope and a folding chair at this point.

That and the past 24 hrs Cobes face has been BLOATED like a corpse. It's gotta be the duster. His teeth have been fucked forever but the duster is recent.
 
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LikeAStone 2.0 said:
Congrats, A-Log.

You gave a cow a whippits addiction. Great idea.
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Nitrous doesn't give you brain damage like duster does. The biggest danger with whippets is falling over if you're dumb enough to do them standing up or accidentally inhaling frozen gas by sucking it straight out of canister if you have no clue what you're doing.
 
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crying and shidding said:
I've been hoping he would use that crock pot for a video at some point. Its right up his alley, just dump shit in it and wait 3-8 hours (or 10-16+ hours if you're cooking a boglim special).
Apparently he used it one time to make tbone steaks. 4 bottle of bud light, 3 cans of mtn dew, honey bbq sauce, salt, and country crock original, cooked all night low and slow.
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At this rate we need someone retarded enough to give lolcow recipies a honest shot for our entertainment. Seems like untapped content.

Null cooking MATI stream when?
 
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It's far from automatic but people have absolutely been charged with 2nd degree and/or felony murder over providing someone with illicit substances that resulted in overdose. Without kicking off a bunch of law sperging I'll just say I wouldn't want to be the one to risk having to explain or defend myself over that, especially with sending a note like the one he read out loud.
 
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Instead of sending him something shitty like Duster that can only serve to fuck him up and hurt him. Why not spend the extra dime and send him something cool like a Resin 3D printer? That way he can possibly make little 3D printed sexy babes and Cobras but at the same time fuck around with toxic chemicals and add to the horrible smells wafting out of his apartment?

Help him be productive ffs.
 
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