Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I know we have bigger fish to fry since we've entered the duster saga, but I'm concerned with the facial swelling. He looks like he's had recent dental surgery and I know damn well that's not the case.
Yeah it's really going into overdrive. He wouldnt look out of place with a bandage wrapped around his head
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He said that but he was always over doing it whenever he did his wands and that was one of the main contributors to him getting kicked out of his first flat.
I agree with him overdoing it but I don't think he'll go out of his way to get duster. If he has money it will go to booze or sick food hacks before he pays for more duster himself.
 
trolls better not send booze bottles filled with water and food coloring

You know what that would be fun to see, sending him something like a Malt Vinegar Switchel with some brown food colouring in it in a JD bottle and watch him swig it down and hate the taste and wonder why he's not getting drunk out his gourd.

I agree with him overdoing it but I don't think he'll go out of his way to get duster. If he has money it will go to booze or sick food hacks before he pays for more duster himself.

It's just solvent abuse in general this is the first time he's been so blatent about it, he's going to do it more an more often now.
 
He's so mad about the Budweiser 0.0abv lol as he drinks them
Someone should tell him to at bear beer does have alcohol in it, but it’s so little that they can call it “alcohol free”. That could be one way for him to get off the booze.
"Getting a mentally disabled person to give themselves brain damage is the ultimate troll"
that will kill him. I guess his “fans” want to speed up his death
 
Then, after watching for awhile, after going through the backlogs of clip channels, they see all the illiberal junk that Cobes says, they see his attitudes on a lot of things, they see the shitty stuff he's done and suddenly this likable oaf is the worst piece of shit on earth, and so they start to hate watch. They go to the subreddit and rejoice at him being sent duster and vow to send more.

I wonder how long the process takes for this, because usually that kind of fan turned hater stuff takes years to really cultivate.

What has he even done? As far as I'm aware most of the things he's accused of are fairly minor, not like he's raping puppies to death or something.
 
What has he even done? As far as I'm aware most of the things he's accused of are fairly minor, not like he's raping puppies to death or something.
Well, there's the old dogs charity fiasco where he just took all the money after a certain point, theres how he basically stalks LN too. I think in general its people who are mad they work a full time job and see how he's pretty sheltered from most of his poor choices and can just sit around in his den drinking himself to death. Which says a lot about the other guy.
 
"Getting a mentally disabled person to give themselves brain damage is the ultimate troll"
This entire situation type I'm not on board with, but I have to say I laughed out loud when he had that typical Cobra moment (TM):
"Of course I'm not gonna do that! I'm sure you can but I'm gonna use it to dust my computerrr. Hehehihe snicker snicker" *Bends down and HUUUUFFFFFFFFFFs*"

Edit: I just realized there was a cut in there (I only listened to it while walking). That was so typical I didn't even question it lmao

Edit2: WTF is going on with his shirt. It looks like a tabard. Middle ages (get it) coming in nicely tooobs.
 
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