Tabletop Roleplaying Games (D&D, Pathfinder, CoC, ETC.)

The most coom brained furries really have no shame. The act the same way on a voice call as they do over text. I think (or at least hope) your average furry would still die of second hand embarrassment doing this, but there are plenty I've run across who would have no reservations.

There are also a lot of jailhouse gay furries which is why a lot of fat troons also have a fursona.

When I did a retarded "meet the people behind the screen name" with an online group from my MMO, and there were two jailhouse gay furries in the mix. The twink had no idea what do (and neither did the other one) and the paramedics had to be called because he tried suck off his online-foxfriend, he collapsed his lung.

Because he thought "sucking dick" involved putting a dick in your mouth, forming an airtight seal, and attempting to breath in penis. He went at this until collapsed his lung.

In conclusion, suffer not the furry to live and I'm pretty sure that guy is doing a low-effort thread troll.
 
Quick question, that's admittedly probably been answered here previously; anyone got a list of wokeshit tabletop games? Like, not tabletop games that were taken over by wokeshit and ruined - D&D, Pathfinder, and World of Darkness for instance - but games that were made specifically to cater to wokeshit loons that get their ideas from Twitter. I mentioned Coyote & Crow earlier, and Corruption of Champions was brought up just above, but what other faggot tabletop games do you guys want to take a crack at?
 
There are also a lot of jailhouse gay furries which is why a lot of fat troons also have a fursona.

When I did a retarded "meet the people behind the screen name" with an online group from my MMO, and there were two jailhouse gay furries in the mix. The twink had no idea what do (and neither did the other one) and the paramedics had to be called because he tried suck off his online-foxfriend, he collapsed his lung.

Because he thought "sucking dick" involved putting a dick in your mouth, forming an airtight seal, and attempting to breath in penis. He went at this until collapsed his lung.

In conclusion, suffer not the furry to live and I'm pretty sure that guy is doing a low-effort thread troll.
I'm just in shock that someone could be so stupid that they couldn't know how to suck a dick. Like I guess if all the porn you've ever seen is still images you might have a slight issue. But you would think after the first ten seconds they would realize that something was wrong and look up some god damn porn. What a pair of retards.
 
Quick question, that's admittedly probably been answered here previously; anyone got a list of wokeshit tabletop games? Like, not tabletop games that were taken over by wokeshit and ruined - D&D, Pathfinder, and World of Darkness for instance - but games that were made specifically to cater to wokeshit loons that get their ideas from Twitter. I mentioned Coyote & Crow earlier, and Corruption of Champions was brought up just above, but what other faggot tabletop games do you guys want to take a crack at?

I don't go seeking out wokeshit but ones I suspect:

Anything PbtA
-Delta Green media property is made by wokeshits, so I'm assuming its woke shit.
- Ditto for the laundry.
- New FATE books are pretty wokeshit as I understand
- There was that gay Antifa in space book someone posted a while back
 
- Ditto for the laundry.
I'm not sure if the RPG is woke, actually. I've read at least part of several sourcebooks, and didn't see anything openly woke within it.

Delta Green media property is made by wokeshits, so I'm assuming its woke shit.
The First Edition wasn't really woke. The second edition got a case of the TDS.
 
-Delta Green media property is made by wokeshits, so I'm assuming its woke shit
Surprisingly Delta Green is one of the few things where the developers are able to keep their politics in their pants. People accuse the game of massive anti-Trump derangement that goes on for entire books about how Orange Man Bad and how rethuglicans are evil, but this is the extent of it:

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That's it. One little passage in a 370 page DM guide that boils down to, "The Program hasn't briefed the President since the Clinton administration, and since they're literally the deep state they saw no reason to brief Trump on aliens." That's what people have been screeching about for like 5 years.

Hell, the entry on playing an ICE officer, written by the same guys, makes them sound sympathetic and put-upon:

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Again, this was written by guys that were actively posting on Twitter about how Trump and ICE are the most evil entities in history at the same time. Regardless of their retarded politics, they're fully capable of separating their beliefs from their work.
 
Surprisingly Delta Green is one of the few things where the developers are able to keep their politics in their pants. People accuse the game of massive anti-Trump derangement that goes on for entire books about how Orange Man Bad and how rethuglicans are evil, but this is the extent of it:

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That's it. One little passage in a 370 page DM guide that boils down to, "The Program hasn't briefed the President since the Clinton administration, and since they're literally the deep state they saw no reason to brief Trump on aliens." That's what people have been screeching about for like 5 years.

Hell, the entry on playing an ICE officer, written by the same guys, makes them sound sympathetic and put-upon:

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Again, this was written by guys that were actively posting on Twitter about how Trump and ICE are the most evil entities in history at the same time. Regardless of their retarded politics, they're fully capable of separating their beliefs from their work.

To be fair; the fags over on RPG.net seem to love this game for whatever reason. Seriously, they can't seem to shut up about it; could count as woke, if nothing else.

Also, found another game similar to C&C; called Into the Mother Lands, which is apparently about a future where, in a world that didn't get colonized by the "evil whyte pypeo", the genetically superior nigger race was able to take to the starts and start colonizing other planets... y'know, doing the exact thing the "evil whytes" were doing, except it's black people doing it and it's somehow okay.

So, basically, another leftist game, this one featuring blacks as the master race, instead of Injuns/Carpet Drivers/Chinks/Gendercultists/Disabled people/Anarcho-Communists as the master race. Course, there's probably more leftist shit that I'm missing...
 
Speaking of woke games, there was one particularly dumb one (even by these standards) about playing communist thugs in Weimar Germany, punching Natsees. Interestingly, the GM is supposed to stick to historical accuracy and TPK the players eventually. But then, you flash forward to the Charlottesville rally, and punch some more Natsees.
 
Speaking of woke games, there was one particularly dumb one (even by these standards) about playing communist thugs in Weimar Germany, punching Natsees. Interestingly, the GM is supposed to stick to historical accuracy and TPK the players eventually. But then, you flash forward to the Charlottesville rally, and punch some more Natsees.

Any idea what the name was? Sounds like it'd be a hilariously bad read.
 
Any idea what the name was? Sounds like it'd be a hilariously bad read.
Resist and Remember. Someone actually took scans of it earlier in this thread
Reading through a random /tg/ thread and someone is talking about Resist and Remember, a game that was part of the Ukraine bundle.
It's a d20 system game where you play Weimar era resistance to the Nazis, acts 1-4 take you through major events and then you die during Kristalnacht. Act 5 takes place in charlottesville and you win if you punch a nazi.

If I remember it in the morning I'll post the content here, or some else can do it if they feel like.
 
Thanks for that.

To be honest, though; I find it somewhat ironic that the wokeshit have, ironic for a group so focused on "diversity", made what was basically the same few games over and over. Seriously, it's like a damn checklist:

Protagonists:

- Members of the Gendercult

- Either a "superior non-white" or self-hating "whyte"

- Ugly and/or out-of-shape/morbidly obese

- Possibly disabled

- Possibly retarded

- Communist/Anarchist

- Possibly Neopagan

- Fairly certain I'm missing something

Antagonists:

- White

- Religious/Christian

- Male

- Transphobic

- Capitalist

Seriously, it's like the wokeshit can't even come up with anything new; everything is always the same thing, every time. 20+ years of wokeshit, and every game, every story they make is always about the fags "rebelling" against the Christians; hell, I don't think I've ever even seen a woke game that really focuses on neopaganism for instance, it's always about either communists or the gendercult these days.
 
I'm not sure if the RPG is woke, actually. I've read at least part of several sourcebooks, and didn't see anything openly woke within it.

I might be mixing up my "jacking off the corpse of Lovecraft and ignoring the existence of 'Nigger-man'" properties, but the Laundry is a book series and goes full genderstudies and TDS in the novels. I never wasted time reading it and heeded the warnings of those who did. So I'm just assuming the RPG does that and then some.

What was that "Space Antifa" game called again? I know which one you're talking about, but I legit can't remember the name.

Did some searchign, Hard Wired Island

Surprisingly Delta Green is one of the few things where the developers are able to keep their politics in their pants. People accuse the game of massive anti-Trump derangement that goes on for entire books about how Orange Man Bad and how rethuglicans are evil, but this is the extent of it:

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That's it. One little passage in a 370 page DM guide that boils down to, "The Program hasn't briefed the President since the Clinton administration, and since they're literally the deep state they saw no reason to brief Trump on aliens." That's what people have been screeching about for like 5 years.

Hell, the entry on playing an ICE officer, written by the same guys, makes them sound sympathetic and put-upon:

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Again, this was written by guys that were actively posting on Twitter about how Trump and ICE are the most evil entities in history at the same time. Regardless of their retarded politics, they're fully capable of separating their beliefs from their work.

That's not as bad as some of the commie drivel we've seen, but they also take 500 words to needlessly Orange Man Bad while going after Sessions for no reason, and then shittalk ICE "you don't have to be evil to be in ICE, just stupid".
 
Yeah, I can't speak to what the DG folks get up to on Twitter, and maybe they did suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome, but historically they've been fairly middle-of-the-road. Consider the following bits from Targets of Opportunity, published in 2010:

(Background info: The Cult of Mordiggian is an "old fashioned" cult of cannibal ghouls; the DeMontes are up-and-comers based in New Orleans who want to interact more with the modern world, while still being cannibals.)
However, the Cult of Mordiggian suffered a major setback in 1940 at the hands of what can only be described as "talented amateur investigators and vigilantes." They lost their temple and gate to the Dreamlands, destroying literally four decades of hard work. (See Pagan Publishing's The Realm of Shadows for details.) Rebuilding was impossible as too many of the cult's most experienced and forward thinking members had been slain. The Cult of Mordiggian would take decades to reorganize.

The DeMontes shared the Cult of Mordiggian's vision that a more permissive world might mean they would no longer have to hide like grubs under a rock. Therefore the Clan sought to support and promote whatever was forbidden by society, starting
with the victimless vices that are so often very profitable. Since arriving in New Orleans they have had their hands in alcohol, illegal drugs, prostitution, pornography, and gambling. They also promoted things seen by the culture of the time as decadent and a threat to public order, such as civil rights, women's rights, desegregation, and an end to Jim Crow. In later decades the DeMontes gave financial support to groups that supported the rights of homosexuals, the legalization of marijuana, the lowering of the age of consent, and the preservation of the separation of church and state. It should give most modern, enlightened Investigators a sick turn to realize that many of the greatest leaps forward in human rights have been supported by the ghoul cults as a means to their end of creating a human culture so debased and morally relativistic, that public and open consumption of human flesh would not been seen a crime against nature. With the Cult of Mordiggian in chaos after the disaster of 1940, it was up to the DeMontes alone to continue that work during the second half of the 20th century.

The DeMontes are unsure which direction to push in order to reach their goal of a society that would permit cannibalizing its dead, but because of their financial interest in pornography, the DeMontes were quick to see the value of the Internet as a way to promote and circulate ideas. Starting in the late 1990s they decided to focus on promoting the most extreme and deviant forms of Internet pornography in which the public showed an interest. This support came in a number of forms, but it was primarily financial and indirect. The DeMontes do not own the websites that provide this material to the public. Instead the DeMontes use blind trusts to make anonymous contributions to First Amendment proponents focused on the Internet, such as the Electronic Frontier Foundation. The DeMotes established other trusts to fund legal assistance for anyone being prosecuted for the production, dissemination and possession of any kind of sexually explicit material. The only limit is that they don't get involved in cases concerning child pornography or forced prostitution. The DeMontes realize that the fastest way to push a boundary is to define where it isn't going to be. After all, the society the ghouls want is one where the dead are consumed, not one where people are killed in order to become food. Their ideal situation would technically be a victimless crime, presuming one discounts the psychological effect this would have on the deceased's grieving family. The DeMontes believe that by defending "victimless" pornography produced by consenting adults, they will be able to push the boundaries of what an adult can consent to. They also donate to organizations that advocate doctor assisted suicide, or advocate the decriminalization of suicide.

Of course, it is one of the great truths about porn on the Internet that no matter what one's sexual fetish is, no matter how weird or unlikely it may seem, one thing is certain: someone else has already put up a website dedicated to it. So it came as a surprise to the DeMontes when they learned that the Internet was populated by message boards, websites and mailing lists dedicated to the promotion of cannibalism, or more specifically, to the promotion of the fetish of sexualized cannibal play. While sex games involving basting brushes and olive oil may seem to be a waste of the clan's time, the DeMonte matriarch, Antoinette DeMonte, was fascinated by this strange expression of human sexuality. That interest rose to the level of obsession in 2001, when the news broke about Armin Meiwes of Germany.

Over the centuries there have been perhaps hundreds of cases of cannibalism linked with savage murderers and serial killers. Killers like Albert Fish, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Issei Sagawa all engaged in cannibalism as part of their murderous obsessions, but it wasn't until the Armin Meiwes case that the paradigm shifted dramatically. Where other murderous cannibals stalked their victims, Armin Meiwes advertised for his. He used the Internet to find someone with an unhealthy obsession with sexualized cannibalism in order to get them to volunteer to be killed, cooked and eaten. Meiwes was apparently extremely frank about his intentions and many people answered his ad, only to back out when Meiwes made it clear that he was not discussing a fantasy, but that he intended to consummate his plans by consuming the flesh of his volunteer. Astonishingly a man named Bernd Jurgen Brandes came forward and volunteered to be killed and eaten, which he was.

What was significant for the DeMontes was that Meiwes attempted to defend his murder and cannibalism on the grounds that he had never hidden his intentions and his victim offered himself up out of free will. While this tactic failed Meiwes dismally, resulting in his earlier conviction for manslaughter to be overturned and a retrial and conviction for murder, the DeMontes' took heart.

After all, Clarence Darrow may have lost the Scopes Monkey Trial, but it was the beginning of the end for state-mandated creationist education. Who knows? Perhaps this was the beginning of a movement toward consensual cannibalism.
This idea of 'consensual cannibalism' has long struck a chord with Antoinette DeMonte. After hiring a discreet law firm, she was able to determine that many countries, like Germany in the Meiwes case, did not have laws outlawing cannibalism.

tl;dr: cannibal monsters promote vice and degeneracy so hopefully, one day their pechant for eating human flesh will be shrugged off as a "consenual lifestyle choice"


Or consider the write-ups for the avatars of two different hate groups; Operation New Day, a white supremacist group, and White Fire, a black supremacist group:

Niot Abur Am'St, Avatar of Nyarlathotep

Not Abur Am'st appears to those who consider themselves "members of the Aryan race" as a 20-foot-tall man with eyes of sky, skin like ice and a thick golden beard. He is clothed in a radiant robe of fire and when he speaks it's a resounding clarion of beauty and strength.

To everyone else, Not looks like a 20-foot-tall humanoid shape made entirely of bloodstained teeth. Small molars make up his eyes, mighty tusks define his ribs, and fangs, incisors and canines fill in the rest of his body. As he moves they grind and click, and fresh blood oozes out of the cracks between them.



Astom Niturba, Avatar of Nyarlathotep

To member of the cult, Astom Niturba appears as a 20-foot-tall black man, powerful and handsome, dressed in robes that burn with fire. His voice is mellow, deep, warm and loving as he talks about the benevolent future once the Ice People have been melted away.

To all other races, Astom Niturba is a 20-foot-tall humanoid shape made entirely of bloodstained teeth. Small molars make up his eyes, mighty tusks define his ribs, and fangs, incisors and canines fill in the rest of his body. As he moves they grind and click, and fresh blood oozes out of the cracks between them.
tl;dr: the white and black supremacist groups are being lead by the same being that is playing them for fools. Try telling someone woke that there's essentially no difference between the Aryan Brotherhood and the Black Hebrew Israelites. (Also notice that the names are anagrams of each other, and of a third word...)
 
tl;dr: cannibal monsters promote vice and degeneracy so hopefully, one day their pechant for eating human flesh will be
I think my favorite counterexample to DG being wokeshit is the Tcho-Tcho, a semi-human race that assimilate the genomes of anything they eat, meaning that they engage in cannibalism to stay hidden among humans. They're also native to southeast Asia and can interbreed with humanity. In modern times they call themselves the Chauchua and decry anyone pointing out their history (and current status) of being cannibalistic horrors as being racist pseudoscientists, instead claiming to be an ethnic minority from a rich and complex culture that has been oppressed for centuries by regional Asian powers.

The idea that alien cannibals would hide behind wokeshit even got the DG subreddit upset and accusing the writers of racist dogwhistles, inadvertently proving that hiding your horrible nature behind wokeshit is a proven and valid tactic.
 
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Anyone ever screwed up a world so badly as a GM that you had to give up and destroy the world in a complete bloodbath with stuff like characters from Deities & Demigods (the first edition with Moorcock and Lovecraft characters), for example, Nyarlathotep dual-wielding Stormbringer and Mournblade?

The things you did when you were 14 (sigh).
 
I might be mixing up my "jacking off the corpse of Lovecraft and ignoring the existence of 'Nigger-man'" properties, but the Laundry is a book series and goes full genderstudies and TDS in the novels. I never wasted time reading it and heeded the warnings of those who did. So I'm just assuming the RPG does that and then some.
I can't speak to the original books: though I believe have the whole series in e-book, I've yet to read one of them. However, I have read the RPG sourcebooks and I didn't see a hint of wokeness in them whatsoever.
 
Anyone ever screwed up a world so badly as a GM that you had to give up and destroy the world in a complete bloodbath with stuff like characters from Deities & Demigods (the first edition with Moorcock and Lovecraft characters), for example, Nyarlathotep dual-wielding Stormbringer and Mournblade?

The things you did when you were 14 (sigh).
100%. I really wanted to run a module called the Apocalypse Stone, which basically was a high end adventure meant to be a capstone to a game. I was super fucking excited for it, I was gonna load these fuckers up with goodies and see how far they could make it. Cause they were already some real nasty bruisers, so why not take it to 11? I don't even remember what all had happened during it but I do remember that I got super mad because I had made the fatal mistake of handing some high strength fighter magic darts. They basically ended up crushing 90% of the encounters in that book.

I think him and one other guy had actually lived to the end mostly because it became a game of 'everyone protect dart nigger' like when the wizard and clerics were finally running out of spells or levels.
 
Thanks for that.

To be honest, though; I find it somewhat ironic that the wokeshit have, ironic for a group so focused on "diversity", made what was basically the same few games over and over. Seriously, it's like a damn checklist:

Protagonists:

- Members of the Gendercult

- Either a "superior non-white" or self-hating "whyte"

- Ugly and/or out-of-shape/morbidly obese

- Possibly disabled

- Possibly retarded

- Communist/Anarchist

- Possibly Neopagan

- Fairly certain I'm missing something

Antagonists:

- White

- Religious/Christian

- Male

- Transphobic

- Capitalist

Seriously, it's like the wokeshit can't even come up with anything new; everything is always the same thing, every time. 20+ years of wokeshit, and every game, every story they make is always about the fags "rebelling" against the Christians; hell, I don't think I've ever even seen a woke game that really focuses on neopaganism for instance, it's always about either communists or the gendercult these days.
To be fair they're just leading where lots of media has shown them. The amount of shows, films etc. that just go "it's Nazis!" for what they want their villain to be, even if they don't call them Nazis, is ludicrous. I don't think war-time pulp era had that many Nazi villains.
 
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