Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 15.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 104 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 165 40.1%

  • Total voters
    411
I feel more and more like we're gonna hear the words "This will probably be my last appearance on your show" for a second time even though null says it will never happen. I was really hoping a comfy jersh-nick-metokur stream would eventually happen when it was mentioned on MATI a while back but now that's dead in the water along with Jim. Another 5 star ralphamale victory I suppose.
 
Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

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Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
 
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Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

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Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
The Amy Winehouse look, how fitting for a fellow drugged up BPD schizo.
 
Is he supposed to? Yes.
Has he kept one? No.

Also, how is it that a married, father of five, doesn’t like money?!
I know there is supposed to be family money coming his way but regardless, his standard of living isn’t sustainable at the rate he is going. Did he think about these things before YouTube? Would he have said “This is boring, I’m out” & abandoned his family?
I didn't believe when someone said Rekieta was lazy but yeah he is. He lacks discipline and doesn't seem to have structure in his life. His streaming job looks like him sitting and laughing at other people while avoiding responsibility.

During the Rittenhouse trial one panel member joked Rekieta wasn't streaming all day to make money for his kids, but to get away from his kids. Does seem a lot more true now in hind sight.
 
Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

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Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
It doesn't look anything like her. I know a lot of women do this sort of retarded shit where they filter their own dysgenic features into pixelated pudding, but given we've seen 90% of this bug-eyed junkie already what is the fucking point to this?
They really are a couple of pathetic strung out weirdos. And the exhibitionism is the final straw. Sooner the circus ends the better.
 
- oversmoothing on her skin
- lack of hair light
- eyes look dull and dead
- cheap bag from China Town
- what's with the lower left and upper right?
- are those hairy blankets disinfected?

I wonder what the significance of the beads is?

-- Nick loves him some anal bead action?
-- This Victorian lavatory chain signals our love of water sports?
-- When I'm done with this, Drex is giving me a pearl necklace?

Or sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar?
 
Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

View attachment 4743640

Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
That's just Nick with a girl filter on. Didn't know they'd remove beards though.
 
I wonder what the significance of the beads is?

-- Nick loves him some anal bead action?
-- This Victorian lavatory chain signals our love of water sports?
-- When I'm done with this, Drex is giving me a pearl necklace?

Or sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar?
I would have given you the paypig deviant rating but considering Nick's hobbies, there's probably a string or ten of those in his field kit.
 
Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

View attachment 4743640

Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
I'm sorry but nose rings/studs are gross and have never looked good on anyone ever.
 
I didn't realize Dick is balding so much. Did you photo shop that shit?
I fullscreened the clip, printscreened the last frame, used photoshop to cut out a rectangle shape around Dick's head, shift+corner drag transformed it to make it big in a second layer, cut out the text from another meme iirc 3rd result from google to do my best lazy rackets impression, and hit "save as".

So yes, I used photoshop, but not in a way that distorts Dick's head. That's all him and the lens. :story:
 
Okay, you'll notice I'm not on board for all these weird theories on Kayla on this platform. (Y'all are autists about wedding rings.) But today, 3/9, was her birthday yet FOR HIM she posted this in Locals? Odd, for sure.

It's all covered on his show (going on now).

View attachment 4743640

Edit: He also just said (after he moved to Rumble and is dangerously drunk) that he loses 100-200 subs on YouTube daily. He seemed to forget he was on Rumble and asked YT users to subscribe.
Her gift to herself was attention
 
Can someone run down to me about what happened to Nick latly this thread is huge and I'm not reading all that shit! I know he was involved in Weeb Wars. What happened did the site turn on him? I'm not a fan so I don't care

Was he cought being a fury or something.
He came out as a giant coomer having a mid-life crisis and is coping by saying he "chose" his midlife crisis. He also went to a swingers resort on Jamaica and people are convinced he is a cuck.
 
Can someone run down to me about what happened to Nick latly this thread is huge and I'm not reading all that shit! I know he was involved in Weeb Wars. What happened did the site turn on him? I'm not a fan so I don't care

Was he cought being a fury or something.
Broadly he forgot or never absorbed basic shit which would have prevented the site from laughing at him which everyone thought he was aware of for years, he posted a picture of a bottle between his bare asscheeks in his locals chat, this caused people to start investigating the locals chat, at which point it was discovered to be a hive of utter degenerates and winemoms posting lewds which Nick seemed to be encouraging and participating in kinda, lewdish pictures of his wife were also found there iirc, more digging occurred, now everyone's pretty sure his wife cheats or wants to cheat, and he's a cuck and/or degenerate. Also he's obsessed with this sex toy called the Balldo for no reason and won't drop it for reasons. Also he managed to crash a decently expensive mustang purchased in the dead of winter due to ice being everywhere.

Somehow he keeps stoking this situation and the associated speculation even when he claims not to be.
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And this, yeah...
...is coping by saying he "chose" his midlife crisis. He also went to a swingers resort on Jamaica...
 
Can someone run down to me about what happened to Nick latly this thread is huge and I'm not reading all that shit! I know he was involved in Weeb Wars. What happened did the site turn on him? I'm not a fan so I don't care

Was he cought being a fury or something.
Use the thread highlight feature. You can get a pretty good summary that way by going back 80 or so pages
 
Broadly he forgot or never absorbed basic shit which would have prevented the site from laughing at him which everyone thought he was aware of for years, he posted a picture of a bottle between his bare asscheeks in his locals chat, this caused people to start investigating the locals chat, at which point it was discovered to be a hive of utter degenerates and winemoms posting lewds which Nick seemed to be encouraging and participating in kinda, lewdish pictures of his wife were also found there iirc, more digging occurred, now everyone's pretty sure his wife cheats or wants to cheat, and he's a cuck and/or degenerate. Also he's obsessed with this sex toy called the Balldo for no reason and won't drop it for reasons. Also he managed to crash a decently expensive mustang purchased in the dead of winter due to ice being everywhere.

Somehow he keeps stoking this situation and the associated speculation even when he claims not to be.
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And this, yeah...
God lord. Nick forget the one rule of the inernat never reveal your personal shit especially if it's shit like that. Not only this but especially if your commenting on dumb shit online. It will be turn against you!!
 
Can someone run down to me about what happened to Nick latly this thread is huge and I'm not reading all that shit! I know he was involved in Weeb Wars. What happened did the site turn on him? I'm not a fan so I don't care

Was he cought being a fury or something.
Yes, Nick was caught being a fury.

 
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