Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

He really thought effortposting on the farms was gonna get score him some teenage pussy.

Wait what? It won't?

 

[Fornicario]

How in the fuck do you write one thousand messages a day? I cannot see how you could write that much. I don't even think I have a thousand messages to give out a day, including speaking to people. Yet he accomplished this being a shitposting gayops loving faggot. Life is fucking weird sometimes.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

I generally dislike the possessive attitude people have about lolcows.

The person you alog is a reflection of your inner demons.
This is the reason why I alog fat angry/lazy Southern men.

 

[TherapyMan]

How in the fuck do you write one thousand messages a day? I cannot see how you could write that much. I don't even think I have a thousand messages to give out a day, including speaking to people. Yet he accomplished this being a shitposting gayops loving faggot. Life is fucking weird sometimes.

Imagine for a moment that you are Christorian X. Truly a horrifying prospective, I know, but bear with me.

You are on the cusp of middle age, and only getting older. You have no real life friends, no close family, no significant other or romantic prospects. You are likely unemployed, poor, and have unlimited free time. You are obese and have some sort of mental deficiency that makes you unable to socialize with other people in a normal way. In short, you have nothing going on in your life, and it's only going downhill from here.

But out there, there's a rage pig that may have it even worse than you. He's obese, has no real life, friends, no real employment, addiction issues, explosive anger problems, and actively humiliates himself in public regularly. Watching him self-immolate makes you, Christorian X, feel better about your dead-end life. "At least I'm not him," you can whisper to yourself as you have yet another NEEThog Day going nowhere.

After a while, it's not enough just to watch Ralph fail on his own. You need him to fail. You need that dopamine hit, that thought, "At least there's someone out there worse than me" to justify your pathetic existence. Making Ralph fail becomes your obsession, your need, your fix, because you can't bear to look at yourself in the mirror.

You have all the free time in the world to dedicate to Ralph's destruction and the Gunt-o-Sphere. Your participation connects you to other people. While you may lack real-world connections, at least you can form connections with others over your hatred of Ralph. After a while, destroying Ralph becomes your entire world, your everything, and you devote your life to it.

That's Christorian X: an almost inconceivably pathetic loser.

 

[AltisticRight]

That's Christorian X: an almost inconceivably pathetic loser.

You're telling me someone who sent Jim shirts is a loser?

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<2023-01-09T20:36:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Wanted to give you tracking on the shirts I ordered for you, lol.
<2023-01-09T20:36:56.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction_input?origTrackNum=9405508205496354953518
<2023-01-09T20:38:34.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: https://tools.usps.com/go/TrackConfirmAction_input?origTrackNum=9405508205496354953303
<2023-01-09T20:38:54.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Should be an XL wrasslin and an L FED
<2023-01-09T20:38:59.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Hope you’re well

 

[Truly Rural]

You know it is funny that on the day of the wedding alogs were receiving gifts and not the happily married couple.

 

[Blitzsneed]

@Christorian X should be pulling out while he still has the chance. Beyond this point you deserve everything that is coming to you, you attention-whoring faggot.

LOL

I can't wrap my head around the fact that so many people retards are so "passionate" about Daddy Gym. They try to skinwalk him, are deepthroating his cock and are sending him t-shirts of his own fucking merch store. He's just a random dude from muttland who made fun streams/videos, that's it. I liked his content, but seeing people being so fucking obsessed with him ("METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR FIVE HUNNID DOLLARS!!!!", gayops extraordinaire and other retarded shit) blows my mind. At least we see now that his "fans" (more like ass-lickers) are literally like the people he shat on during his earlier years. It's a vortex of autism.

"I'm not your family, nigger." - random dude aged between 20-40 who got the point

 

[Procrastinhater]

You are still lapsing in judgement by being logged in and answering these questions. You are caught in the gravity of this ridiculous circus and you can't go back to being a faceless observer of it. You are going to end up with a thread dedicated to you with your own set of alogs if you keep doing this.

Nigger please don't scare off my favorite janny.
This board is bad enough I'm seriously not sure who the fuck could replace him.
I get what you're saying but of all the times I've seen someone fuck up, losing your shit for a while because you got implicated by GayOpping faggots in the SWATing of a sitting Congressman has to be the best I've seen.
Give the guy a break.
I think he gets why he was retarded.

 

[PaladinBoo]

LOL

I can't wrap my head around the fact that so many people retards are so "passionate" about Daddy Gym. They try to skinwalk him, are deepthroating his cock and are sending him t-shirts of his own fucking merch store. He's just a random dude from muttland who made fun streams/videos, that's it. I liked his content, but seeing people being so fucking obsessed with him ("METOKUR MASOCHIST FOR FIVE HUNNID DOLLARS!!!!", gayops extraordinaire and other retarded shit) blows my mind. At least we see now that his "fans" (more like ass-lickers) are literally like the people he shat on during his earlier years. It's a vortex of autism.

"I'm not your family, nigger." - random dude aged between 20-40 who got the point

Same. I like Jim's content and the humility he has as a content creator but goddamn are his fans pathetic. Maybe Don Sargon was right in that a lot of Jim's fans are weirdos who want a father figure. Really they are no different then Ralph as he too saw Jim as a father figure and is obsessed with him. At the end of the day he is just some asshole on the internet like the rest of us.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Uhhhh is it just a coincidence that PVS also went by "Vex" or is he the same guy from the splinter sites that insisted Null was a Chinese spy or Russian asset or whatever?

 

[Easterling]

Fuck what happend to the internet where people would just laugh at the retard and not become the retard itself with whole gayop bullshit like fuck I could understand a gayop if it were to help a person(like that time CWCforum pitched in to help chris after his house burned down) but not be malicious like Chris X/pit viper faggot or other gay fags like jessePS or kinochet. People it the internet, have fun on it don't take shit to seriously like Ralph or other lolcows who think its their entire life

Im pretty sure chirstorain x had enough dophaime rushes from getting shout outs as a kino casino paypig that he thought because people recognised his name in the sektur that he must have a postion of authority. He's a sad obease faggot that has likely never been recognised by anyone outside of being a pathetic failure and a dissapointment to his family.

Edit: Consistent paypigs to any streams in the sektur that decide to namefag on the forum should be mocked with extreme prejudice going forward until they fuck off and stop being terminally unfunny

 

[AltisticRight]

Edit: This is pure speculation, don't be a ween and don't contact SevenEightNine. I could very well be 100% wrong.

Upon PVS' shameful departure, he spewed breadcrumbs across the streets.

<2022-10-01T23:05:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: @in_vexillum on twitter
<2022-10-01T23:05:26.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: im starting a marketing / limited run products company

In October, PVS started up an LLC for "marketing / limited run" products, which likely coincided with the MATI episode of Null wanting to set up a third party logistics (3PL) service.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-need-a-3pl-company.119208/

User @SevenEightNine signed a 10-page NDA document with PVS.

<2022-11-24T23:49:16.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: she is the only person who knows who i really am an i literally
have her under a 10 page NDA

<2022-11-06T07:58:25.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah that is absolutely correct and the fact that 7 knows this
<2022-11-06T07:58:30.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Or does she?
<2022-11-06T07:58:38.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: knows which part
<2022-11-06T07:58:41.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that i am CX?
<2022-11-06T07:58:46.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yes
<2022-11-06T07:58:54.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: but 7 cannot do anything to me
<2022-11-06T07:59:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i've had her full dox since March
<2022-11-06T07:59:05.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Yeah this won't end well if you're involved
<2022-11-06T07:59:13.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and she's known i was CX
<2022-11-06T07:59:20.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: she signed an NDA for me

This document was likely for the 3PL (Sneed Chat).



Just in case I did not get it the first time.

<2022-11-06T08:57:02.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i had 7's identity since the spring and an NDA on her
<2022-11-06T08:57:27.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yet she trusted me enough to say he's trustworthy and bring him
into things
<2022-11-06T08:57:41.000Z> AltisticRight@poa.st: Oh...
<2022-11-06T08:57:42.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: whatever thats worth

PVS was also setting up an LLC around this time.

<2022-10-01T23:04:49.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and im setting up a new LLC tonight
<2022-10-01T23:04:49.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: What’s your @?
<2022-10-01T23:05:04.000Z> Ariel1355@poa.st: what are you setting that up for?
<2022-10-01T23:05:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: @in_vexillum on twitter

Here is a timeline:
Spring, March - June, SevenEightNine signs an NDA with PVS, pertaining to something.
Spring, May, Null announces the need of a 3PL.
SneedChat was aware that SevenEightNine was willing to procure a 3PL.
September: MTG swatting incident and the troon brigade, with the assistance of MSM agitators start to attack Kiwifarms.
October: PVS sets up an LLC for some kind of sektur-adjacent service, likely with SevenEightNine who is now gagged under an NDA.
November: PVS gloats to me about the NDA and claims that SevenEightNine can be trusted, because of this. He does the same with anyone that might have had a feud with Cow Poly and Spooky Bones, the two users that mocked him and chased his original persona out of the sektur.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Why the fuck would 7 sign an NDA for that faggot?

 

[Easterling]

Why the fuck would 7 sign an NDA for that faggot?

He's either trying to make his own forum or he's trying to do some gay ass merchandise. Chris X is as delusional as his namesake and truly believes he is more well known and liked than he actually is.

 

[LaurenLauren]

Here is a timeline:
Spring, March - June, SevenEightNine signs an NDA with PVS, pertaining to something.
Spring, May, Null announces the need of a 3PL.
SneedChat was aware that SevenEightNine was willing to procure a 3PL.
September: MTG swatting incident and the troon brigade, with the assistance of MSM agitators start to attack Kiwifarms.
October: PVS sets up an LLC for some kind of sektur-adjacent service, likely with SevenEightNine who is now gagged under an NDA.
November: PVS gloats to me about the NDA and claims that SevenEightNine can be trusted, because of this. He does the same with anyone that might have had a feud with Cow Poly and Spooky Bones, the two users that mocked him and chased his original persona out of the sektur.

So PVS wanted to create a 3PL comany, so he could gather doxes of kiwfarmers, so then he could harass the ones that have slighted him or his master.

I bet $100 that he is the secturr swatter.

 

[DogZero]

This whole shit with NDAs and LLCs and dming everyone and bragging is so monumentally gay and autistic there is no way this all doesn’t end with CX’s entire pocket of spaghetti spilling out and him getting bullied completely off the internet in a massive DFE conflagration.

 

[AltisticRight]

So PVS wanted to create a 3PL comany, so he could gather doxes of kiwfarmers, so then he could harass the ones that have slighted him or his master.

I bet $100 that he is the secturr swatter.

People who would use that Ethan Ralph screenshot to justify swattings are probably swatters.

Why the fuck would 7 sign an NDA for that faggot?

Mystified, why would anyone accept messages from this absolute unhinged imbecile?
Honestly, asking for a friend.

 

[ddlloo]

Who even is SevenEightNine? This saga is the first I've heard of them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who even is SevenEightNine? This saga is the first I've heard of them.

She was a mercy banned user, got doxed by an ex-moderator of the subforum because she used a .edu email to sign up for the forum, and her email just happened to be in the ~7000 username email address dump that happens several years ago, right around when she joined.

PVS told me last year that they signed an NDA because they were exploring business ventures adjacent to the Sektur, this was in September or so. Now that he claims it was spring, it all makes sense. SevenEightNine was talking about procuring a 3PL for @Null in SneedChat. PVS and 789 likely wanted to bid for it.

 

[Blitzsneed]

So PVS wanted to create a 3PL comany, so he could gather doxes of kiwfarmers, so then he could harass the ones that have slighted him or his master.

Very plausible assumption. He would do anything for clout, good thing I steer clear from getting any merch relating to KF/"the sektur" and stick to crypto instead. Fuck this cocksucker.