Culture Gen Z struggling to use “old” office equipment like copy machines, printers, and scanners


Gen Zers like myself are finally entering the workforce. And while we’ve all quickly adapted to the office’s specific brand of oat milk, and the best bike route, what our generation of chronically-online, social media-savvy employees weren’t accounting for, is all of the ghastly and archaic technology left over from the 90s and early 00s.

I’m of course talking about machines like the daunting and imposing photocopier, or the printer that sits neglected, making whirring noises as though it’s threatening to explode every time someone reaches for the ‘on’ button.

Moving away from the safety and comfort of a Google Docs link or an AirDrop is a genuinely scary step to take when approaching your new office job. And apparently, this is a genuine symptom of a generation that has been praised as ‘tech-savvy’ and ‘digitally native’ their whole lives. Sure, content creators like Corporate Natalie help the transition, but it’s not always a smooth ride.


Garrett Bemiller, a 25-year-old New Yorker who works as a publicist, told The Guardian that “things like scanners and copy machines are complicated,” and shared that the first time he had to copy something in the office, he found himself having to reattempt several times. Luckily, veteran office workers quickly came to his aid.

Sarah Dexter, associate professor of education at the University of Virginia, told the publication that “there is a myth that kids were born into an information age, and that this all comes intuitively to them.” In reality, we’re not the all-knowing tech gods that so many millennials and gen Xers expect us to be—we still need to be taught how to use things.

The main difference is that we were brought up in an age of extreme user-friendly tech. There is a certain degree of intuitiveness that comes from being so familiar with the internet and apps, but this doesn’t always translate to a long stagnant office culture dynamic—one that seems to so often be living in the past.

Desktop computing is far less instinctive than the mobile, social world that gen Zers roam. It’s true that loud office computers and dense file systems are daunting for the information age.

This one is somewhat embarrassing, but a lot of us don’t seem to understand buttons either. You can’t swipe this computer screen open, as one Reddit user had to make evidently clear with the implementation of a sticker to point out the ‘on’ switch on-screen:

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The struggle to adapt to the office environment was given a name by tech giant HP in a survey from November 2022. Dubbed ‘Tech Shame’ by the company, the research found that young people were far more likely to experience embarrassment over tech illiteracy or even a dodgy Wi-Fi connection than their more mature peers.

Debbie Irish, HP’s head of human resources in the UK and Ireland told WorkLife that the amount of shame younger colleagues experience may be a result of things like a lack of disposable income to afford better hardware and internet, versus older more seasoned employees, who are more likely to have higher wages. This divide between the old and the new may be why quiet quitting was such a prevalent trend in 2022.

Hybrid working is part of the problem, and needless to say, our time out of the office as a result of the global pandemic (remember that?) have made office tech seem even more alien to us.

Accessibility is taken for granted today thanks to the apps we find ourselves trapped in. Max Simon, corporate life content creator, told The Guardian that “it takes five seconds to learn how to use TikTok, you don’t need an instruction book, like you would with a printer.”

There is a clear divide between our paperless tech literacy and the physical machines we may encounter in our office jobs. We’ve been made shy because of the emphasis that is placed on us as tech-savvy, when in reality, we just know how to use google to solve our problems. It won’t be long before AI has us all out of the door anyway.
 
and shared that the first time he had to copy something in the office, he found himself having to reattempt several times. Luckily, veteran office workers quickly came to his aid.
whats the problem with that? you can ask stuff if you work the first time with any machine, you even can ask a 2nd time if you dont use the machine often, but if you ask a 3rd time, there is a problem.

This one is somewhat embarrassing, but a lot of us don’t seem to understand buttons either. You can’t swipe this computer screen open, as one Reddit user had to make evidently clear with the implementation of a sticker to point out the ‘on’ switch on-screen:
thats just stupid... alot of modern screens can be swiped on...


he main difference is that we were brought up in an age of extreme user-friendly tech. There is a certain degree of intuitiveness that comes from being so familiar with the internet and apps, but this doesn’t always translate to a long stagnant office culture dynamic—one that seems to so often be living in the past.

Desktop computing is far less instinctive than the mobile, social world that gen Zers roam. It’s true that loud office computers and dense file systems are daunting for the information age.
yeah, thats because windows 10 and apple sucks... XP is perfectly intuitive and user friendly..
 
Youngest cheeselet saw an old rotary phone, and had NO idea how to use it.
I showed him how to work it, and he said it would take forever to make a phone call.
But he does know how to scan and print stuff.
To be fair the rotary was before my time as well and confused the hell out of me as a little kid. I'm part of the early millennials that had to learn and adapt to today's tech. It's really simple though if you just take a minute to sit down and learn how to do it. Then you know how for life.

Unfortunately I don't trust that many of gen Z would be capable of doing even that.
 
this bitch actually thinks that 50yo boomers are spending more money on a cracked gaming setup than zoomers.
The Sim base is elderly and loaded... boomers realy like pretending to fly or be a trucker and will spend a shitton of money to make it feel right...

If zoomers are going to be this retarded imagine how much money you can make from asking zoomers "Did you try turning it off and on again?"
well thats mostly company money and they will crack down on hours or hire somebody with half a brain if they get to many 120$ a hour bills for basic tech support.

just open up your own bike shop. thats private money, its super easy work and they will pay the bills because they need their bike to get around.
 
Yes, everyone gets a nice cushy office job in this person's fantasy world. But it's not surprising many Zoomers are nothing but broke brains. Also calling standard office equipment like copiers and printers old is retarded. I have a printer next to my PC I bought in 2015. Someone tell these Zoomer tards to use a fax machine. LOL

Zoomers are proving they are just the new Boomers when it comes to tech illiteracy. If you expect them to do more than act like cringey retards on TikTok their fucking heads explode. LOL
 
I won't lie. I absolutely couldn't learn how to keyboard properly no matter how much instruction I got at school. And then I got a copy of Half-Life and needed to learn the WASD controls. You better believe I learned fast then. To this day I type with my hands in that FPS-style posture, ring fingers on the "A" and semicolon keys, pinkies ready to hit the shift or enter keys. That, and damn is it more comfortable than that claw-grip the school taught. No wonder typists wind up with carpal tunnel, because that is not a healthy way to hold your hands.

I'm going to be honest as well and say I never learned the True Way of TypingTM either. I did try when I was a kid, but it is uncomfortable as fuck.
 
There was an article a while ago about how newer students didn't know how fucking file systems work. Probably shared on here, too:


Feels like shit like this should be mandatory teaching, similar to how cursive handwriting was one of those things that was taught in schools. There was another article I came across that just stupified me:


Yeah, this is where I start turning into a boomer. I got it. Thanks.
Gotta read this because I couldn't believe they meant what I thought they meant... but it did. And I can see why. One of the first things that shocked me when I first used a smartphone is that it won't allow you access to certain files.

Zoomers rely on pre determined files that the os will show you: pictures, videos, documents, and a few more. If they want to change something, they get an app for it. Whenever I wanted to configure my PC with new fonts or whatever, just add stuff in the respective system files. With mobiles, you need an app to do so.

Also, come on. What type of absolute nigger doesn't know how to use a computer monitor with buttons? Just press each one until it turns on and if it doesn't then check if it's plugged in.
They've become like certain boomers who are afraid of touching any button because they fear the gadget could break down. Same vibes, lol.
 
The internet to them is a few apps with internet connectivity. "What's a browser?"
This article is from 2015:
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Mobile-first users have a completely different experience with, and understanding of, the Internet. Even their culture is different because they've "grown up" in curated, moderated environments. Going off-the-rails even scares some of them the same way it scares boomers. They're afraid of something something "wrong", getting in trouble, or breaking something.
 
Kill printers, behead printers, roundhouse kick printers into the concrete, slam dunk a printer into the trash can, crucify filthy printers, defecate into the printer's paper tray, launch printers into the sun, stir fry printers in a wok, toss printers into active volcanoes, urinate into printers' ink cartridges, judo throw printers into a wood chipper, twist printers' power cords off...
 
There's a book about this, but I can't remember what it's called. Basically only a handful of people are left with computing knowledge and become basically are the "priests" of the world, because only they can control all the computerized systems that make the world work.

If anyone knows what this book is I'd be curious to know.
Sword of the Spirits?


This is only tangentially related, but I downloaded an ap that lets you dial your iPhone like an old rotary phone. Then I asked all of my zoomer nieces and nephews to dial a number for me. They just say there confused looking at the phone hitting and swiping numbers to try and make it work.

Another funny story is when I was in my older model car that has manual crank windows. My nephew was in the car with me and I needed him to roll the passenger window down. He kept hitting the power lock button repeatedly and then looked at me confused and asked me why it wasn’t working. He had never rolled a window down without pressing a button before. I got a good laugh out of that one.
All 2020 and prior Nissan Versa base models have crank windows.
 
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I'm going to start up a for-profit school that just gives you a degree in "not being professionally retarded". Students take classes part-time and get pimped part-time to retail stores, then tech support, maybe accounts payable, some basic shit. And half the classes will just stress the critical thinking mindset that's involved in each scenario, and the ways that you can break things down, to help give you an ability to analyze what's going on and decide what makes sense to do. Maybe, just as a way to break peoples' spirits, force them to take a slightly "advanced" math class above what's required in high school.

Once you force people into the habit of thinking about solving problems rather than doing what they're 'supposed to do', they become dramatically more competent at EVERYTHING. Boomers were niggerfied into helplessness by a time of plenty (but the abundance of the times softened it), and zoomers have been niggerfied into helplessness by an overly accommodating consumer culture that seeks to mold their very way of thinking to one of an infantilized, consoomer techno-serf. Gen X and Y got buck-broken by forever wars and economic disaster, but in an imperfect way that spurred on some amount of self-reliance and defiance - to their credit, the Gen-Xers that didn't die of overdoses produced punk music, which is pretty neat, and millenials are mostly poor retards but they at least know computers. Zoomers arrived too late, between big tech and helicopter parents every force in their lives seeks to coddle them into uselessness.

@WelperHelper99 might not have a PhD in gender studies, and he may subscribe to a heretic branch of Bob the Builder, but I bet he could figure out a printer (eventually) and doesn't spend $20 on soy lattes then complain about being broke.
 
As someone who works with printers, scanners, etc its not that technology is obsolete, its that these people are too fucking stupid to put two and two together or even read the fucking instructions that are often on the machines themselves. If I can teach boomers how scan a fucking piece of paper from their MFP to a folder on their computer, then these idiots can learn how as well instead of crying the moment something doesn't work.

Unless you work in an office environment or work on these things alot, alot people invision copy machines as some 90s relic when in reality they are more akin to smart phones. Some even have apps that you that expand fucntionalty like scanning to multiple servers. Hell many have air print where you can print right off your phone and some have touch screens similar to an ipad. It's easy to learn if your not a fucking whimpering retard.
 
As someone who works with printers, scanners, etc its not that technology is obsolete, its that these people are too fucking stupid to put two and two together or even read the fucking instructions that are often on the machines themselves. If I can teach boomers how scan a fucking piece of paper from their MFP to a folder on their computer, then these idiots can learn how as well instead of crying the moment something doesn't work.

Unless you work in an office environment or work on these things alot, alot people invision copy machines as some 90s relic when in reality they are more akin to smart phones. Some even have apps that you that expand fucntionalty like scanning to multiple servers. Hell many have air print where you can print right off your phone and some have touch screens similar to an ipad. It's easy to learn if your not a fucking whimpering retard.
Right? Printers, even business printers, have touchscreens and big pictures on them. Super easy. I used the printer at work for the first time weeks ago, and there was zero learning process. You put paper on scan bed against arrow on corner, you see copy button on touchscreen, monkey press copy button, copy done. Older machines are similar and don't waste processing power on graphical interfaces.

One thing I will say, though, is that drivers are the killer of printers. HP makes a universal driver for ALL of their printers, but i'm not sure if all companies do that. Private Linux distros are able to pick up printers off networks, but businesses use custom operating systems, private ones, and ancient relics (LTS Windows). Funtimes.
 
The monitor, however, is inexcusable. I don't even blame zoomers for that one entirely, I blame the people who should have been teaching them actual tech literacy, rather than just assuming an iPad or smart phone was "good enough" because that's supposed to be "the future" or whatever.
I won't go to 100% "inexcuseable," depending on the model of monitor. Some of these fuckers are making tiny, unmarked buttons, and you have to wait five seconds after pressing one before their's any visible reaction.

And yeah, apparently I can just get an app for my phone and link an account and control every damn light, lock, and speaker in my house, or make my car come around my house and pick me up, but in the 2023rd year of our lord I can't trust that hardwiring right into a printer via USB will guarantee my ability to print a pdf.
 
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