Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

[Americunt]

@Haru Okumura You've probably already answered this earlier but I'm not digging, why did you even keep a rapport with this loser?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Yo @AltisticRight why did you close the council thread you faggot. Can't stand the heat?

Theres already an Attention Whores and Clout Chasers thread and thats all they are, I'm not trying to be a dick but the "Council" are fucking boring at the end of the day.
They stink of failed fucking Drama Club spergs.
Its just so try hard.
The only thing interesting about the "Daimyo" is how a man (presumably) not taking estrogen ends up with tranny nipples.
The guy just got married, he should concentrate on IRL.
I'm sure he's a nice guy behind the gay-u LARP-u but content creation just ain't his thing.
Theres nothing about any of them that makes them stand out.
Its just too try hard, its fucking gay.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Rumour has it this sick fuck even groomed our @Haru Okumura into loving the 8 inch Memphis mamba.
Heres his logs of his grooming.
View attachment 4748368

Ralph is going to need more ice cream to recharge after that one

 

[Muad'Dick]

<2022-11-05T19:30:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ringtones and kinochet both write like arrogant children who think they are smarter than they are
<2022-11-05T19:30:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and both are obsessed with jannys

Christorian X thinks S8N is Kinochet.

In the words of our finest broom "oh my lol"

Now that is a slap fight I'd love to see.

 

[A Sunset]

<2022-11-05T19:30:09.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ringtones and kinochet both write like arrogant children who think they are smarter than they are
<2022-11-05T19:30:21.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and both are obsessed with jannys

Christorian X thinks S8N is Kinochet.

In the words of our finest broom "oh my lol"

Now that is a slap fight I'd love to see.

What a fucking schizo nigger, folks. You hate to fucking see it. Who am I a sock of, Christorian X?

Theres already an Attention Whores and Clout Chasers thread and thats all they are, I'm not trying to be a dick but the "Council" are fucking boring at the end of the day.
They stink of failed fucking Drama Club spergs.
Its just so try hard.
The only thing interesting about the "Daimyo" is how a man (presumably) not taking estrogen ends up with tranny nipples.
The guy just got married, he should concentrate on IRL.
I'm sure he's a nice guy behind the gay-u LARP-u but content creation just ain't his thing.
Theres nothing about any of them that makes them stand out.
Its just too try hard, its fucking gay.

Agreed, the Council of Evil thread is just a cancer for unfunny faggots to sock and run ops. If they’re going to annoy everyone, they should have to go through the ritual humiliation of doing so in the “attention whore” thread where they belong.

Rumour has it this sick fuck even groomed our @Haru Okumura into loving the 8 inch Memphis mamba.
Heres his logs of his grooming.
View attachment 4748368

< Hey Haru, it’s really nice talking to you again.. Love your curves, btw haha.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

Bruhhhhh ......
<2022-09-30T06:13:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its good to be talking to you again Haru
<2022-09-30T06:13:28.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: haha
<2022-09-30T06:13:34.000Z> Haru@poa.st:
<2022-09-30T06:13:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it's Christorian X
<2022-09-30T06:13:45.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Heh, nice
<2022-09-30T06:14:01.000Z> Haru@poa.st: I was actually just talking to Alt about how your final message to us was portentious
<2022-09-30T06:14:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i needed this persona to be the opposite of the old one

 

[Muad'Dick]

Bruhhhhh ......
<2022-09-30T06:13:25.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: its good to be talking to you again Haru
<2022-09-30T06:13:28.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: haha
<2022-09-30T06:13:34.000Z> Haru@poa.st:
<2022-09-30T06:13:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: it's Christorian X
<2022-09-30T06:13:45.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Heh, nice
<2022-09-30T06:14:01.000Z> Haru@poa.st: I was actually just talking to Alt about how your final message to us was portentious
<2022-09-30T06:14:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: i needed this persona to be the opposite of the old one

The lack of self-awareness this nigger has is fucking mind-boggling.

PROTIP - If you want to stay sane, just read everything Christorian X says in Solid Snake's voice.

 

[Ralphamaniac]

I found the part where ultra spy and badass christorian x explains how he's using PR and marketing techniques to taking the Ralphamale down
<2022-09-30T06:18:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so Christorian was about applying direct pressure at Ralph to see what happens
<2022-09-30T06:18:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Pit Viper Salesman is applying pressure to the infrastructure around him
<2022-09-30T06:18:47.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Just for my own sanity, can you repeat what you said in your last message about what you do for work?
<2022-09-30T06:18:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: by dropping court docs, etc on all his operativs
<2022-09-30T06:18:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: oh
<2022-09-30T06:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: public relations and marketing mainly
<2022-09-30T06:19:11.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Okay yeah that sounds consistent

 

[Everything]

<2022-09-30T06:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: public relations and marketing mainly

what? swear to gawd late 2021 , this nigga was saying hes from the restaurant industry and , probably from the Northeast as he's encountered @shawnphase {who's in boston} IRL

 

[Procrastinhater]

I found the part where ultra spy and badass christorian x explains how he's using PR and marketing techniques to taking the Ralphamale down
<2022-09-30T06:18:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so Christorian was about applying direct pressure at Ralph to see what happens
<2022-09-30T06:18:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Pit Viper Salesman is applying pressure to the infrastructure around him
<2022-09-30T06:18:47.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Just for my own sanity, can you repeat what you said in your last message about what you do for work?
<2022-09-30T06:18:52.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: by dropping court docs, etc on all his operativs
<2022-09-30T06:18:57.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: oh
<2022-09-30T06:19:03.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: public relations and marketing mainly
<2022-09-30T06:19:11.000Z> Haru@poa.st: Okay yeah that sounds consistent

God he's autistic.
Haru was fucking shitting on him and he couldn't even read it.

 

[Muad'Dick]

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

So let me see if I am following this logic correctly. A website, founded on detailing the most attention seeking, unfunny, autistic man in the world, who later in life decided he was a transvestite, and had sex multiple times with his elderly dementia ridden mother, decides to close a thread because the subject is attention seeking, unfunny, autistic degenerates?
I feel like there is more to it that that, it just doesn't compute.

 

[Procrastinhater]

So let me see if I am following this logic correctly. A website, founded on detailing the most attention seeking, unfunny, autistic man in the world, who later in life decided he was a transvestite, and had sex multiple times with his elderly dementia ridden mother, decides to close a thread because the subject is attention seeking, unfunny, autistic degenerates?
I feel like there is more to it that that, it just doesn't compute.

If you're moaning about the Council of Evil thread, there's already an Attention Whores and Clout Seekers thread.
Why the fuck do we need two?
Its redundant.
Maybe if there was any talent or entertainment between them but they're boring as fuck bro.
They're just try hard GayOppers.
Its not that complicated.
Fucking hell I know if you're into these fucking discord groups you probably see schemes and plans and conspiracies behind everything because that's how Discord faggots behave but it's really not that complicated, they're just not interesting enough for a thread of their own when there's already an Attention Whores thread.
That's all they are.
You can still post their shit there, if anyone cares about them (big fucking lol ) they can follow them there.
I gotta say you seem mighty invested in the Council fags having their own thread where they can tell themselves they're special.
Don't tip that hand.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

If you're moaning about the Council of Evil thread, there's already an Attention Whores and Clout Seekers thread.
Why the fuck do we need two?
Its redundant.
Maybe if there was any talent or entertainment between them but they're boring as fuck bro.
They're just try hard GayOppers.
Its not that complicated.
Fucking hell I know if you're into these fucking discord groups you probably see schemes and plans and conspiracies behind everything because that's how Discord faggots behave but it's really not that complicated, they're just not interesting enough for a thread of their own when there's already an Attention Whores thread.
That's all they are.
You can still post their shit there, if anyone cares about them (big fucking lol ) they can follow them there.
I gotta say you seem mighty invested in the Council fags having their own thread where they can tell themselves they're special.
Don't tip that hand.

No, I just find the timing to be a bit odd. If was as simple as that I do not really understand why the board was created to begin with. I just wanted an answer that makes sense. If that is to much to ask then so be it.

Edit: Sorry I had to think about that before I understood your point. You think that the only reason anyone would ever post in that thread, is, if they are the people that the thread is about?
Is that what I am missing?

 

[Procrastinhater]

No, I just find the timing to be a bit odd. If was as simple as that I do not really understand why the board was created to begin with. I just wanted an answer that makes sense. If that is to much to ask then so be it.

Edit: Sorry I had to think about that before I understood your point. You think that the only reason anyone would ever post in that thread, is, if they are the people that the thread is about?
Is that what I am missing?

No lol I just fucking around a little, I maybe didn't phrase it well though.
The "don't tip your hand" remark wasn't directed at you, it was directed at the Council members who are no doubt seething they've been deemed not important enough for their own thread.
They're desperate for recognition, that's blatantly obvious from everything they do, which makes it funny to deny them that, but they also genuinely don't do anything worthy of recognition.
I know what you're saying but they really are just kinda boring, it seems redundant having two threads for Clout Chasers, or an extra thread for a specific group of Clout Chasers I should say, when the group in question really does nothing to make them stand out.
What I meant was I get why the Council themselves might think them being relegated to the Attention Whores thread is some kind of conspiracy, but that's because Discord Oppers always think there's some scheme behind shit that seems just basic to people that aren't schemers and used to seeing schemers everywhere.
I don't think the only people who post in the Council thread were Council members, I post in the Council thread, and I'm not a Council Member (or am I? ) I just don't see anything about Daimyo, Gahoole and the rest that makes them stand out from a dozen other Attention seeking fags like Pod Awful or that fat bitch that dumped Corn Cobs at the Gunts door.
The only one that stands out is Aksel, and that's just because he's a fucking creepy nonce that hangs out in Discords with other pedos like that Pamperchu freak.

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

No lol I just fucking around a little, I maybe didn't phrase it well though.
I know what you're saying but they really are just kinda boring, it seems redundant having two threads for Clout Chasers, or an extra thread for a specific group of Clout Chasers I should say, when the group in question really does nothing to make them stand out.
Whaf I meant was I get why the Council themselves might think them being relegated to the Attention Whores thread is some kind of conspiracy, but that's because Discord Oppers always think there's some scheme behind shit that seems just basic to people that aren't schemers and used to seeing schemers everywhere.
I don't think the only people who post in the Council thread were Council members, I post in the Council thread, and I'm not a Council Menber (or am I? ) I just don't see anything about Daimyo, Gahoole and the rest that makes them stand out from a dozen other Attention seeking fags like Pod Awful or that fat bitch that dumped Corn Cobs at the Gunts door.
The only one that stands out is Aksel, and that's just because he's a fucking creepy nonce that hangs out in Discords with other pedos like that Pamperchu freak.

I get what you mean, the only posts I ever made in there was when it first started. I was trying to figure out what happened to the videos from a channel drunken surfer streamed on. The show was a snipe of the kino casino and they would make it funnier to watch than the casino it's self. I never was much of a casino fan though even when it first started.
Thread went to shit when christorianx, aka pit viper here started printing out the intelius database and I tapped out. Hard to have sympathy for the devil when the subject matter seems to revolve around axle's stench. I'm going to look for

Clout Chasers

right now, I seem to have been missing out on some gold. Thanks!

 

[Fornicario]

The lack of self-awareness this nigger has is fucking mind-boggling.

PROTIP - If you want to stay sane, just read everything Christorian X says in Solid Snake's voice.

David Hayter or Queefer Sutherland?

 

[African Jungle Nigger]

So PVS wanted to create a 3PL comany, so he could gather doxes of kiwfarmers, so then he could harass the ones that have slighted him or his master.

I bet $100 that he is the secturr swatter.

I never considered this but I am now.
Edit: @789 I know you are reading this just dox him already. He can’t do anything to you. Even if he tries you can crowdfund your defense easily

 

[JohnWayne'sImpactedFeces]

I never considered this but I am now.

That's some unhinged shit right there, hell of a dark fucking thought.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here is a timeline:
Spring, March - June, SevenEightNine signs an NDA with PVS, pertaining to something.
Spring, May, Null announces the need of a 3PL.
SneedChat was aware that SevenEightNine was willing to procure a 3PL.
September: MTG swatting incident and the troon brigade, with the assistance of MSM agitators start to attack Kiwifarms.
October: PVS sets up an LLC for some kind of sektur-adjacent service, likely with SevenEightNine who is now gagged under an NDA.
November: PVS gloats to me about the NDA and claims that SevenEightNine can be trusted, because of this. He does the same with anyone that might have had a feud with Cow Poly and Spooky Bones, the two users that mocked him and chased his original persona out of the sektur.

Just FYI, this is PURE SPECULATION on my part. None of it is substantiated by anything, apart from some weird timing and users of SneedChat. This could very well be 100% false, don't contact anyone involved or mentioned.

God he's autistic.
Haru was fucking shitting on him and he couldn't even read it.

Emotional intelligence of a gunted girl's diary.