
Oh my gosh! Where did all these mortals come from!? SCP-400# is feeling so much better. There's so many supplicants to greet!
NO SING!!!!
The VIB are pouring in, they're so happy to see that the Great Northern Fupallo is well and has recovered from the very edge of certain doom! Everything is going so well on this stream!
"Whenever I wake up my throat was like starting to get more sore so I feel like sick like when I wake up everything is settled in my chest so when I'm awake for a little while and I have my treatment and every time I have the nebulizer treatment it helps but whenever I first wake up..." BREATHE.
The guy at the clinic didn't give a fuck about the camels!
"The doctor kind of like, the doctor kind of like abrupt!" He made it seem like it was just a silly thing.
"MERS is like a variant of COVID" that's why the doctor gave her a COVID-19 test!
SCP-400# despised questions of the medical variety, everyone was always so spergy. It made a video! Sheesh! Perhaps the rat would work a second time.
"Come here big boy!"

Harry resisted the urge to close his eyes. If this was how he would meet his end, it would at least be with his eyes open. Still he thought...
"Not like this."
Suddenly he was yanked backward toward the pursed lips of Gunrar. That cavernous maw that he had watched devour countless helpings of food. Perhaps...another chance? If nothing else it would be an ending to this ceaseless torment.
"Ow!!!" His teeth landed home, they were not strong enough to puncture the gelatinous hide of Gunrar but he was at least returned to his jail cell once more.
The VIBidiots want to know why in the non-WeSTERn world Chantal doesn't have a key.
"Yeah definitely we can get a spare key. He he he do we have a spare key? I think we have one." ORLY?

It's so hard to keep track of things when you're locked in a shitbox all day
. "I probably shouldn't have said that." Tee hee! Who would have imagined that people theorize about the things that Chantal says! So strange!
As if there might be a THREAD. "It's not actually often that he leaves the house without me." X. "He can just leave me the house key next time."
"There's nothing dark about it, ya know?"
Chantal not only took glamour shots of the Halal Sacrifice Chikum she tried to make kebab with mint, cilantro, onion, cumin, lemon, and mutton and then fried it in corn oil with rice and tomato and butter with chicken stock and cumin. Then she made some mint and garlic yoghurt dip with honey. Salah loves it.
"He liked it" X. "Cause I wasn't sure how it would taste."
A VIB brings up the Nashie. "Is it Nashie season? May! Nashie season!"

It's okay that it isn't Nashie season though, Chantal absolutely knows how to modify BK sandwiches to essentially make something close in approximation. She loves Middle Eastern food, Kuwaiti especially. Delicious.
X.
All this talk of food has got Chantal thirsty.
"Harry's back in his hut. I have to take him out a few times a day. At least. For kisses"
X.
cOUgh HACklE CouGH

So sick!
Harry had made it to the bottom of the cage, he had been working at the cheap plastic for weeks. Slowly he had scraped away layer upon layer. Soon he would reach the table. When the Eyebrow Gollum moved him to feed Gunrar on the ceremonial plastic tarp he would make his escape. The drop to the floor wasn't that far. He could make it.
"Hold on let me get hooowwwwyyy some more bedding."

A torrential downpour of shavings obscured his working area. No matter.
"I posted a picture of the chicken I made. It was so good."
X.
Chantal has really been loving cooking! Salah is so spoiled. He had been using the air fryer and eating out every day! He loves seeing her in the kitchen! She loves being in the kitchen.
"Alright I'm just going to put the water on I'll be right back guys, kay?"