DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
hes hoping it'll bring in more dents and money, it was only a couple months ago where he was saying he plays games at the default difficulty setting that the devs intended, then earlier this week we got a rant that hard games are literally killing him because its not healthy when his heart rate goes up that much because hes too old and now he purposely wants to play on hard? what kinds of excuses are we gonna get when he rages this time?
40 is only old when you live like Phil and treat your body like shit. The health arc will truly be great
 
hes hoping it'll bring in more dents and money, it was only a couple months ago where he was saying he plays games at the default difficulty setting that the devs intended, then earlier this week we got a rant that hard games are literally killing him because its not healthy when his heart rate goes up that much because hes too old and now he purposely wants to play on hard? what kinds of excuses are we gonna get when he rages this time?
Yeah, remember his BS about normal being the devs intended vision of the game. His age and health went into overdrive when he hit 40. I thought he would spin the whole "Watch me, this geriatric man kicking RE4 on hard!"
Never meet a person who sees 40 as this old fart age, Phil describe it more like reteriment age...
 
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These titles are genuinely starting to remind me of some schizophrenic's Youtube channel.
 
Phil hyping that he will play RE4 on hard will really bite him is ass in the end. He will suck at the game and the salt will be endless. I don't remember him hyping a difficulty level this mutch, or am I wrong here?
He played the RE2 remake on hard and it was a salt mine.
 
Why this nigga always on some gay shit?
LMAO, what a colossal faggot.

Couple months ago he was REEing about Musk, calling him all kinds of names and saying he's bad at business. Now he's giving him the sir treatment thinking he'll what, check out the stream and donate a million dollars to the Door Dash & Gin fund?

I hate 'nice guy' DSP so much. He's even more insufferable than regular e-beggar DSP.
 

Seen alot of stomach churning shit on the internet. None of it ever made me quite as uncomfortable as this has. It's not even the really gay overtones of it. Just a really cringe thing for one adult man to say to another adult. Type of shit you'd expect from one of those dudes who still holding on to doge at 70cents.

DerichSydePhil enters the chat.


Phil you know the rules. Pay the 8 dollars a month and maybe you get your question asked. This is a buisness. Elon can't be answering every dollar tweet or questions in the chat for free.
 
Phil hyping that he will play RE4 on hard will really bite him is ass in the end. He will suck at the game and the salt will be endless. I don't remember him hyping a difficulty level this mutch, or am I wrong here?
Let me get this straight:
This fucker went on a collossal rant about how he is a "chill" gamer and doesn't want to play difficult games anymore, that he is "too old for this shit" and stressful games like Wo Long are "destroying his health".
Now, just 4-5 days later, he proceeds to hype up the difficulty of an upcoming game he will play.
:story:
 
Let me get this straight:
This fucker went on a collossal rant about how he is a "chill" gamer and doesn't want to play difficult games anymore, that he is "too old for this shit" and stressful games like Wo Long are "destroying his health".
Now, just 4-5 days later, he proceeds to hype up the difficulty of an upcoming game he will play.
:story:
It was a test to see if the derichs in chat would let him be a full time sleep aid streamer. Dents said no they wanna see him suffer so hes going full in on that hoping for more WWEC money. This will end up with the pig being frustrated and a rant. Hopefully it will be a good rant and involve screaming at his chat for having him play on hard.
 
LMAO, what a colossal faggot.

Couple months ago he was REEing about Musk, calling him all kinds of names and saying he's bad at business. Now he's giving him the sir treatment thinking he'll what, check out the stream and donate a million dollars to the Door Dash & Gin fund?

I hate 'nice guy' DSP so much. He's even more insufferable than regular e-beggar DSP.
I prefer old racist/anti semite Phil myself to be honest. That was the best Phil
 
Let me get this straight:
This fucker went on a collossal rant about how he is a "chill" gamer and doesn't want to play difficult games anymore, that he is "too old for this shit" and stressful games like Wo Long are "destroying his health".
Now, just 4-5 days later, he proceeds to hype up the difficulty of an upcoming game he will play.
:story:
Exactly, the thinking of a functional and mature adult.
 
Clout chasing as per usual, but look at this reply, why the fuck would you tag stuttering craig in this, no wonder Phil got through the bankruptcy unscathed when retards like this will have been spamming Nancy with nonsense.
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"I'd prefer to appear with Phil as a former Iron Man of gaming contestant and a detractor of his"......Jesus fucking Christ, if you have a furry as a pfp, then your opinion automatically does not matter. Literal retards who think that because they don't like Phil that it absolves them from being part of the wheelchair brigade
 
china souls didn't save the business, SF6 might bring back jaxx raxxor, jaxx hasn't donated in a minute so that dent is probably sitting on a mountain of scopley's money
Wouldn't Rax be sitting in a car by now? Not a particularly decent one, but it HAS been a lot of Friday Night Fights without his buy-in...

What is the penultimate detractor victory over Phil besides his channel getting banned, not being him, and old pigroach death live on stream?
Since he did everything he could to convince the bankruptcy judge that there was no WAY he could just move someplace else that he could better afford, I'd say having to go dark because he's losing the Snort Fort and needs to move to some shitbox apartment in the blackest part of Washington would do it for me.

telrance carter was murdered by a .38 special, 4 shots to be specific, niggers can't aim... glock doesn't fit.
That's because nobody tells them the sights are on the top for a reason, so they hold the damn things sideways.

He may actually be the guy that has played the most video games in his life. Definitely the guy that has posted the most videos of different games being played in his life.... I'd be interested if you guys could come up with another.
Most bridges burned? Thinnest skin on a living creature? Longest span of time at a job with no measurable improvement? Most money wasted by anyone not connected to a government agency? Largest collection of used cat liter?
 
hes hoping it'll bring in more dents and money, it was only a couple months ago where he was saying he plays games at the default difficulty setting that the devs intended, then earlier this week we got a rant that hard games are literally killing him because its not healthy when his heart rate goes up that much because hes too old and now he purposely wants to play on hard? what kinds of excuses are we gonna get when he rages this time?
He was also caught changing the difficulty to easy on like a dragon isshin. When combined with only making tips goal once all month, his ego's more than likely shattered.
 
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