Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Yea so what if Clint's son is rapidly approaching brain death, jobless, addicted to alcohol, and delusional? At least he's WAITING PATIENTLY, and not OBSESSED with GUNS, VIOLENCE and HATING WOMEN. Women see how pathetic the trolls are, and they know Josh rules their sad lives TWU. Besides, if another incident happens the police don't mind babysitting for a while. Women are bound to come around for your gas brained goblin Clint, good thing you instilled all that respect, got to keep those priorities straight.

 

[Ogier]

I believe reddit claimed the Dollar General bag had a lot of gummy candy and electronic cleaner. Looks like more duster to me.

 

[Potion_Time]

I believe reddit claimed the Dollar General bag had a lot of gummy candy and electronic cleaner. Looks like more duster to me.

There's zero way to tell what's in that dollar general bag. The only thing vaguely recognizable is a can of something. Possibly Campbell's soup?

 

[A-Stump]

There's zero way to tell what's in that dollar general bag. The only thing vaguely recognizable is a can of something. Possibly Campbell's soup?

It's not Campbells. The back of their labels are always the white part on the bottom, red part on top

 

[G.Rapefruit]

I absolutely love the “I’m not gay” “I’m straight” tucked at the bottom of cobras door note. Really a statement on Cobes mental health that he’s randomly offering that information on a note attached to his door. Gay delivery drivers beware that sexy gothic badboy is not into your seedy homosexual advances so stop drooling over his massive wand and leave the package by the door.

 

[charlesdickens]

He gets Grindr dates sent to him, it makes sense. The sign and not answering the door during streaming is probably one of the smarter things he's done as far as it'll deter trolls from sending him as much crap.

 

[RollingRock2]

I absolutely love the “I’m not gay” “I’m straight” tucked at the bottom of cobras door note. Really a statement on Cobes mental health that he’s randomly offering that information on a note attached to his door. Gay delivery drivers beware that sexy gothic badboy is not into your seedy homosexual advances so stop drooling over his massive wand and leave the package by the door.

Trolls have sent grindr "dates" to his apartment in the past. That's presumably why.

 

[Passacaille]

I absolutely love the “I’m not gay” “I’m straight” tucked at the bottom of cobras door note. Really a statement on Cobes mental health that he’s randomly offering that information on a note attached to his door. Gay delivery drivers beware that sexy gothic badboy is not into your seedy homosexual advances so stop drooling over his massive wand and leave the package by the door.

I agree with what @charlesdickens said, and I believe Cobra's neurons have been working overtime lately. I'm kind of impressed that he can still put two and two together, and remember the Grindr-saga from months ago, and put that on the note too, just in case.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Trolls have sent grindr "dates" to his apartment in the past. That's presumably why.

I wonder how many Dollar General bags full of poppers it would take for Cobes to let a homosexual ever step foot into his apartment.

 

[BallBuster II]

What's funny if you think about it, Josh is making more money when he streams than someone like DSP just based on what these morons are Doordashing him daily. On average these Doordash orders probably cost $20-25 a pop, multiply that by what...7-10 orders a stream? He might not get the money directly but considering people are spending money on him, plus, I wonder if he could just take the doordash receipts and return the crap he won't use like the bird seed and sex toys and get money/store credit? I really hope he can and does do that.

 

[Bogliacci]

I wonder how many Dollar General bags full of poppers it would take for Cobes to let a homosexual ever step foot into his apartment.

He let warlord in all the time

 

[Passacaille]

Cobra supports the LGBTs (as long as you're not a sicko). They are all welcome into his home, Sasha being the most prominent LGBT-er to visit. The sign just politely informs that he is in fact not gay, but straight. (He will violently throw you into his workbench if you insult Ozzy.)

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Whoever sent him that air duster is absolutely evil. But I also thought they added some kind of bitterant to discourage teenagers from huffing the stuff? Cobes seemed to suck it down without a problem though.

 

[biggacracka]

Whoever sent him that air duster is absolutely evil. But I also thought they added some kind of bitterant to discourage teenagers from huffing the stuff? Cobes seemed to suck it down without a problem though.

The bitterant probably smells better than his appartment, let alone his own breath

 

[Potion_Time]

I have zero clue if any of this is worthwhile info about the recent duster saga but this guy apparently has access to a private server where Kissing Cousins (the apparent duster deliverer) and Lenin_Lime fag out and jerk eachother off over shared boglim love.



AntiBic_Clips is apparently KC and KC was the set of initials used on the note. I'm sure these retards are doing something autistic behind closed doors, but there's nothing beyond circumstantial evidence tying KC to the duster saga.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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I have zero clue if any of this is worthwhile info about the recent duster saga but this guy apparently has access to a private server where Kissing Cousins (the apparent duster deliverer) and Lenin_Lime fag out and jerk eachother off over shared boglim love.

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AntiBic_Clips is apparently KC and KC was the set of initials used on the note. I'm sure these retards are doing something autistic behind closed doors, but there's nothing beyond circumstantial evidence tying KC to the duster saga.

That's rather intresting, if one of the channels gets confirmed as fucking with him for content that could signal the end of that content all together especially if he huffs once to often.

 

[Potion_Time]

That's rather intresting, if one of the channels gets confirmed as fucking with him for content that could signal the end of that content all together especially if he huffs once to often.

It's not even for good content either. We've seen him huff on stream and it doesn't lead to anything particularly interesting like his drunken spergouts.

I want to see the funny unwashed simpleton fall down and scream about social media not giving a shit. Him huffing duster doesn't product that content.

Edit: Holy shit, just look at all the jizz and grime on that fucking keyboard.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

>im not gay
>im straight
thanks for the clarification m'lord

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: Holy shit, just look at all the jizz and grime on that fucking keyboard.

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If that stuff's what it says it is it's about 50% THC.

 

[Potion_Time]

If that stuff's what it says it is it's about 50% THC.

I think recreational weed is still illegal in Wyoming, so I doubt it's real. And whatever person he could get the real thing off of wouldn't be big time enough to label their product with a brand like "Purple Urkel". I would imagine it's more delta 8.