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Looks like he's trying to take a dump.
James "Catherine" Lucas / "Peetz" / XMenXPert / Tiamatty / Peetz Of My Mind - 🚨TROONING OUT PAGE 118🚨 Chantal/Foodie Beauty’s "autistic" cuck transbian ex-fiancé, rape apologist, insufferable SJW, dog porn aficionado, rape enthusiast, soy incarnate, misogynist, lesbian-obsessed coomer, pedophile apologist, animal abuser
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Anyone else seeing the pillow in the background looking like a knife blade? Professional autist's rendition:
"We're going to watch studio Ghibli and cuddle. This is not a request."
"We're going to watch studio Ghibli and cuddle. This is not a request."
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Serving suggestion about fun things James ....
But remember you go first
I don't think James will be homeless and he's definitely just waiting for the salah arc to be over and become king gunt suckler again. With chantal he is the 2 brain cell king in a 1 brain cell land.
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Farms is fuckin up but dammit, thank you @Bukke Bruse for clipping this because I’ve watched it way too much today. It’s just amazing.
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As a person with working eyes I envy the blind.
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The fact that this is basically his logic is pretty spot on tbh. The only other lolcow who I've seen with this logic for why he won't get a job was Alexander Gordon Jahans who, tragically, doesn't have a thread here despite being one of the most insane cows I've ever seen.
Yeah I'm not surprised that Wil Wheaton ended up "narrating" the book. The author literally sucks him off in the first book, gushing about how amazing of a president of the USA Wil Wheaton is (yes really) several times during the book. I absolutely hated the first book, but someone got it for me as a gift so I felt obligated to read it, and it has literally nothing going for it beyond the thousands of times the author goes "remember this thing from the 80s? Wasn't that cool?!"
Basically the whole book comes off as this RLM skit, but towards the 80s and unironically.
As an aside, I'm an avid audiobook fan and there are two styles of reading, one where each character has their own unique voice, and the other where the narrator reads it in a monotone. I'm not surprised Wil Wheaton is the later, but it's absolutely atrocious when I buy an audiobook of a story I like only to learn that the narrator is just reading off the lines in a monotone, with no way to tell who is speaking or any emotional range whatsoever.
I distinctly remember a video he did a while back where he repeatedly said he wants to "cuddle and smooch" and it seriously gives off the "Too cowardly to admit he just wants to 'smash some box' vibe" that Null was talking about. Gives me the heebie-jeebies tbh.
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That's what pissed me off so much about The Martian audiobook. The original narrator, R.C. Bray did such a great job with the characterisations. It was one of the best audiobook narrations I have ever listened to, but they replaced it with this cuck for some dumb reason when the film came out.
Three of the top four most helpful reviews on audible all mention how shit it is compared to R.C. Bray's.
"This is the most *BORING* adaptation of an audiobook *EVER*!
Compared to RC BRAY ‘s wonderful, emotive, character driven, exciting, and expressive narration, MR Wheaton’s attempt is pitiful.
It lacks emotion, all the characters sound exactly the same i.e. just like Wil Wheaton, and he simply doesn’t do justice to Andy Weir’s smart, funny, exciting, suspenseful, and so enjoyable novel."
You can get the original out there if you want. I found it again.
EDIT: I was closing the open tab with the audible page. Scrolled through some more reviews, almost all I looked at were complaining how shit he was compared to the original. A few google searches and it seems the company that did the good one can't sell it any more. Their period of time to the rights to the audiobook have finished. I guess WW must be Audible's go-to for nerd stuff and wouldn't licence better versions. Imagine my shock finding out Amazon will cheap out and give you inferior product.
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He said this though.
He actually said this.
He Goddamn fucking really said this.
If you wrote this in a short story for senior English, the teacher would throw it in the circular file right after marking it to hell and back with red pen because it's not "realistic."
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Does it look like the pornography made for men who want to believe women make super secret sexual sapphic porn?
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You mean the super secret sexual sapphic porn all lesbians get when they come out along with the Birkenstocks, dog, and Subaru? And don’t forget the secret dyke handshake.
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I should have specified an active thread, I guess. I used to use /cow/ a lot and he was my favorite lolcow, but his thread here is missing so much because he went DFE and nobody archived anything.
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That fucking Dazzler t-shirt really rounds off his greasy faggot inbred rapist serial killer look. He should wear that for his first date.
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I'm just now really getting into the rhythm of putting Peetz on in the background and doing other shit while I wait for the eventual spergout. Realizing this has made it a lot easier to milk this cow, and I will hopefully be able to contribute to my "first cow's" thread more often from now on.
P.S. Peetz is fat and will never be a woman lol.
P.S. Peetz is fat and will never be a woman lol.
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I haven't had a look at Peetz in ages now but I'm still subscribed just to keep an eye in case he does anything interesting... and damn, is this where we're at now?
He's somehow more pathetic now that he has 180 viewers then when he had 50. It's just him sitting there with 50% absolute silence as he stares at the screen or repeating back verbatim things he sees in chat and 50% just answering nothing questions from chat that are the same things over and over.
"Have you showered today?"
"What do your armpits smell like?"
"What did your burp taste like?"
"What are you looking for in a woman?"
"Have you got a job yet?"
"Have you used the hot tub yet?"
Only decided to tune in tonight because it's impossible to ignore how much he's streaming right now, he's live basically everyday, often for hours The dude is clearly hoping he can turn this into an actual career to avoid having to get a job. I don't even get the appeal anymore, he's always been boring but now that he's streaming more, it's just even more of the same over and over again.
One of the first things I come into is someone asking him his favourite song and he says "Fine on the Outside by Priscilla Ahn" which sounded pathetically 13 year old girl so I thought I'd look it up. And of course, it's a whiny song about being lonely and sad and not having any friends, and of course it's from a Studio Ghibli movie where two 12 year old girls connect with eachother. Like, come on, we're seriously jumping dick first into all of his stereotypes. Dude is like 40 and is still obsessed with prepubescent girls making connections with eachother.
Got to the point where he gets asked (again) what he does all day and he just goes "Uhhhhhh, basically nothing" and stares blankly at the screen for awhile before going onto the next stellar question of where his ponies are or something. Outstanding.
He's somehow more pathetic now that he has 180 viewers then when he had 50. It's just him sitting there with 50% absolute silence as he stares at the screen or repeating back verbatim things he sees in chat and 50% just answering nothing questions from chat that are the same things over and over.
"Have you showered today?"
"What do your armpits smell like?"
"What did your burp taste like?"
"What are you looking for in a woman?"
"Have you got a job yet?"
"Have you used the hot tub yet?"
Only decided to tune in tonight because it's impossible to ignore how much he's streaming right now, he's live basically everyday, often for hours The dude is clearly hoping he can turn this into an actual career to avoid having to get a job. I don't even get the appeal anymore, he's always been boring but now that he's streaming more, it's just even more of the same over and over again.
One of the first things I come into is someone asking him his favourite song and he says "Fine on the Outside by Priscilla Ahn" which sounded pathetically 13 year old girl so I thought I'd look it up. And of course, it's a whiny song about being lonely and sad and not having any friends, and of course it's from a Studio Ghibli movie where two 12 year old girls connect with eachother. Like, come on, we're seriously jumping dick first into all of his stereotypes. Dude is like 40 and is still obsessed with prepubescent girls making connections with eachother.
Got to the point where he gets asked (again) what he does all day and he just goes "Uhhhhhh, basically nothing" and stares blankly at the screen for awhile before going onto the next stellar question of where his ponies are or something. Outstanding.