Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Peru oso donas]

but her shit is obvious even to the likes of Kevin.

Is it? He didn't seem to care for her brand of bullshit, and even wanted to get in her underwear until i assume "mxtrxss" Penis told him to stop acknowledging her after the falling out with Bonner.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Kindness' hospital updates are exactly what I was hoping for: long winded complaining about a bunch of random shit and then a quick "and they still don't know what's wrong with me!" At the end. If she's been there a week without a seizure, her whole grift is crumbling with each passing hour. The staff have definitely caught on to her being a munchie by now.

There's no doubt in my mind that she's now plotting how to turn this around. She's going to be discharged with no diagnosis like she wanted, so she's now going to plan to have 105 consecutive seizures when she gets home in a desperate bid to be readmitted.

Remember when Boner said he may never see Kindness again because she might DIE in the hospital?

 

[Law]

Munchies though, always write about medication in the same way that Alyssa does. It’s kind of like pornography for them, so they bring it up constantly, write about it in detail, right down to side effects

It's like how autogynephiliac men write about clothes or murdering J.K. Rowling.
Gotta lovingly describe every little imagined schizo detail.

I think having a “caretaker” is part of the sexual thrill for her, so while it seems removed from a normal person’s point of view it’s probably a plus for her.

Boyfriends can break up with you. Caretakers don't break up with their charges.

 

[Ninon42]

Is it? He didn't seem to care for her brand of bullshit, and even wanted to get in her underwear until i assume "mxtrxss" Penis told him to stop acknowledging her after the falling out with Bonner.

Kevvie was hot for Alyssa but she turned him down lol.

 

[AnOminous]

I share how I argue with the medical staff telling me the obvious, being if I don't like reading something then I should stop reading it.

"Hey Doc, it hurts when I do THIS!"
"Stop doing that you fucking retard."

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Crossposting from tranch thread:

Alyssa coming home from the hospital after wasting thousands of taxpayer dollars and immediately doing amphetamines and cleaning her house for the first time is not something we should proud about [A]

 

[Human Waiter]

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Glad to see Paul finally got Kindness back into her Bang-Maid mode.

 

[HackerX]

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Curious question since I don't really venture to the primary munchie threads. Do these people ever get banned from local hospitals or do they have to do due diligence every time?

 

[Fapcop]

Curious question since I don't really venture to the primary munchie threads. Do these people ever get banned from local hospitals or do they have to do due diligence every time?

A hospital can’t really ever “ban you”, since you know… You could actually be sick or need treatment.

They can however, make your stay unpleasant and in various way strongly encourage you to take your munching elsewhere.

Munchies rarely acknowledge this openly, but tend to disguise it by making enthusiastic posts about their “new medical team” or writing long ass blog posts about how broken the medical system is.

https://youtu.be/DjwoBkyJRAI

This is what Alyssa claims to have.

As you can see there are strong similarities between this gentleman’s symptoms and Alyssa’s.

Her life is changed now. 100% changed! Until the next medical emergency.

It is unknown whether the symptoms of DRD include posting videos of yourself posing various places.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

On describing Bono as her caregiver - I assumed this was just an extension of plurality these people like to have. You can't just be one person with one identity. You must include all pronouns, sexuality, race, ethnicity, and etc as as intro. I also see this as evidence for both of their tug boat grift. I assume you get a carers stipend or benefits if you are someone's carer. I don't know if bonobo is working but I can see "my caregiver was fired for looking after me too much. Cashapp is here"

On her back rash. I think it's acne from testerone gel, sleeping in piss, bathing in piss, poor hygiene standards and having her apartment so hot and in robes all the time. I'm sure the amphetamines she's also taking don't help.

Talking about drugs. A few questions for me for kiwis. I assume the low dose of propranolol is because of all the other sedative medication? I note she says it's for migraines and anxiety. It's a very useful drug for stopping the physical side effects of panic and anxiety but it's first use is a beta blocker.

Talking about hearts...
B12 for side effects of Automated External Defib? Or.... does she mean and would actually make sense. Adult Eating Disorder? If so, I assume it's a deliberate ploy to make you think it's something more serious than not eating because of amphetamines abuse and severe lack of attention being paid to them.

Curious she said she didn't have a bowel movement whilst in hospital for a long while. Probably as she wasn't taking the Magnesium unnecessary supplement which the side effect of taking too much is diarrhoea.

Lastly. Alyssa. You are special and you do have something quite unique wrong with you. Its called Munchausens syndrome and trust me if you tell your doctors and psychiatrist about it. You will definitely get lots of attention. No one admits they have it so it's under studied and understood. You would be in so many research trials. Think about it. Lots of new people and audiences to bore to tears talking about yourself, and they actually want u to do it! They would encourage you. Best of all, if people start being mean, you can say you have a genuine mental illness. Yes abyssmal (auto correct stays) you can grow up and be a real sooper sickie.

Associated screenshots from NHS website.

 

[CoolFool]

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I like how Boner confirms here that his disgusting Tranch slob habits have not changed since moving. We already knew the Tranch was disgusting because EVERYONE there was disgusting, but earlier Boner was trying to convince everyone that it wasn't his fault, it was everyone else that destroyed the home and left dog and cat piss everywhere!

But here we have him admitting that if Kindless isn't cleaning, then the house just doesn't get cleaned, period.

I bet the hospital staff hated being around these two, you know they smell terrible.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I just went to go look at her twitter and she's been tweeting video after video about the condition she now thinks she has (Dopamine Responsive Dystonia) and has claimed to be diagnosed with. Even some of the videos she's linked feel like they were made by other munchies. It's very funny to see her openly researching her ~condition~ in order to properly munch about it.

Anyway, some relevant tweets:

HALF the meds you were on before huh? Deliberately over medicating herself confirmed!


"I'm casually addicted to pills teehee I'm so quirky"

 

[Fapcop]

Oh yeah, I didn’t notice the magnesium supplements.

She’s REALLY fucking herself with that one.

This might be a little gross but whatevs.

Folks take magnesium because of constipation and various poop problems, but here’s the problem…

Magnesium doesn’t actually make you intestines/colon work better. Instead it draws the water/liquid out of the poop, and the result is more or less diarrhea.

Now the problem is that the longer you take it, the more used your colon gets to the shit and to working less hard.

Take it long enough, and not only will you only ever poop wet diarrhea shits. You’ll also be constipated if you DONT take it.

It also fucks with your kidneys, which is something Alyssa should be careful with, given the plethora of other drugs she takes.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Oh yeah, I didn’t notice the magnesium supplements.

She’s REALLY fucking herself with that one.

This might be a little gross but whatevs.

Folks take magnesium because of constipation and various poop problems, but here’s the problem…

Magnesium doesn’t actually make you intestines/colon work better. Instead it draws the water/liquid out of the poop, and the result is more or less diarrhea.

Now the problem is that the longer you take it, the more used your colon gets to the shit and to working less hard.

Take it long enough, and not only will you only ever poop wet diarrhea shits. You’ll also be constipated if you DONT take it.

It also fucks with your kidneys, which is something Alyssa should be careful with, given the plethora of other drugs she takes.

How much would you like to bet she also takes Epsom salt baths? (I.e. magnesium baths) to make it all worse. The amounts she sweats and poops she's probably dehydrated as fuck and hence could easily pass out.

For kiwis with sleep issues and sore joints and muscle cramps and stuff. A magnesium oil to rub on topically is what we use for olds in beds.

She drug seeking and taking freak. Her kidneys and liver are beyond hope. You spy the 1000mg acetaminophen also in the list?

I can see she's a sniffolholic too. Sniffys (Nasal sprays) are crazy addictive and I don't know why. But I known a few people totally addicted to them or had been.

Sorry would have edited old post but too late. So multisperg about her pill popping it is.

 

[Gravy Seal]

How much would you like to bet she also takes Epsom salt baths? (I.e. magnesium baths)

Add "Epsom salts actually do something" to the list of things I've learned from this expanded universe. Off to research for me, I thought they were a placebo thing.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Add "Epsom salts actually do something" to the list of things I've learned from this expanded universe. Off to research for me, I thought they were a placebo thing.

You never read "All Creatures Great and Small"?

 

[CoolFool]

Doesn't it depend on what kind of magnesium you are taking? Like there are several types, I thought the one that is in magnesium laxatives was different from the typical magnesium supplements people tend to take for various reasons (restless legs, to help with insomnia, etc).

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I poked around on Twitter but didn’t care enough to save her newest tweets because they’re all of the post-hospital munchie high variety, except for this one:

Spoiler: Pics

She updated her bio to reflect her new pretend ailment:

But the most interesting part of this is probably her amazon wishlist, which states that she’s stressed about the EMU visit and regressing back to a child so there’s a bunch of stuffed animals and to please not bully her for it. But they have enough shit so go feed somebody else instead, and then goes into her latest illness larp.

It’s like she adds everything from one browsing session into the wishlist daily and doesn’t bother to clean it up, so there actually was a bunch of toys I saw from March 4. It went from hand puppets to children’s toys here

and then there was a LOT of witch stuff

Now (literally now, like as I write this) she’s adding more munchie accessories to the list

She is insufferable.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Now (literally now, like as I write this) she’s adding more munchie accessories to the list
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She is insufferable.

God help us if she gets those crutches. That'll be like a freshly loaded crackpipe for her munchie ass.

 

[AnOminous]

I can see she's a sniffolholic too. Sniffys (Nasal sprays) are crazy addictive and I don't know why. But I known a few people totally addicted to them or had been.

My wild guess would be the pseudo.