Orbiter Surfer / Drunken Surfer / PPP's ex-boyfriend / RJ Finley - PPP's former sidekick/caretaker/shitcleaner turned Alog and Ralph worshipper

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I'm Just A Worm said:
Dude I really dislike Surfer and thought his cop call was a bitch move, but it’s just funny how you only seem to get mad whenever anyone is against PPP in any way. I mean are you just a huge fanboy or what. You unironically said I was a secret spy from the council of Evil because I was making fun of PPP before. Now you’re accusing @AltisticRight of “doing Tea Clips bidding”.

If you were doing this about everything I could pass it off as trolling but at this point I’m starting to think you’re just a huge simPPP. PPP is fucking hateable without help from the schizo Illuminati you seem to conjure up, and everyone who’s cool with Surfer isn’t in a Discord Op. Chill.
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It's even worse: he's a fucking leaf
 
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It is how I have fun and torment you guys. Just let me have it. It is not fun to circle jerk its more fun to come up and attack fellow users on the site by disagreeing with them. The reality is Surfer is a mentally ill fuck up who cleans the shit off the toilet seat. PPP never called any cops he would just physically abuse Surfer when he gets too haughty which is the same treatment they dealt to people in asylums turn of the prior century.
 
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Disheveled-Human said:
It is how I have fun and torment you guys. Just let me have it. It is not fun to circle jerk its more fun to come up and attack fellow users on the site by disagreeing with them. The reality is Surfer is a mentally ill fuck up who cleans the shit off the toilet seat. PPP never called any cops he would just physically abuse Surfer when he gets too haughty which is the same treatment they dealt to people in asylums turn of the prior century.
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Surfer calls the cops.

PPP is literally fat.

Surfer - 1
PPP - 0
 
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Disheveled-Human said:
Go suck Surfers cop calling balls more, and keep hanging out with Teaclips and Moderator Marsi in discords and continue doing their bidding.
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All Surfer had to do was grab his keys and get in the car and hang out the local timmies (with free wifi). If PPP didn't leave in the morning than contact the cops and say there is an obese squatter who isn't on the lease.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
All Surfer had to do was grab his keys and get in the car and hang out the local timmies (with free wifi). If PPP didn't leave in the morning than contact the cops and say there is an obese squatter who isn't on the lease.
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They were friends for a long time, Surfer needs to learn how to read the room better instead of ratting out his best friend. He could have just told PPP he was gonna deal with it in the morning. People on this site love cops and love cop calling because they are sheltered faggots.
 
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Seems like I struck a nerve.

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"ralph worshipper"
yeah i was worried whenever i heard surfer interrupt ppp to say that actually some smoothbrained but technically right wing i guess take like some of the worst pol posters or groypers was based

jewshcensorship said:
No, I merely pointed out that the pig was obsessed with Nick and Ralph and didn't attack all of these other easily attackable targets and you funny faggots got so upset that you subverted my words into some conspiracy and asked me a ton of questions until you felt good about your E-dad and yourselves. PPP and Warski have bragged about being subversive to the right and not caring about anything but themselves on the KC. PPP constantly puts on a southern accent to mock white people in the South. I don't find that stuff funny especially when it's acceptable to do on mainstream normie sites like Twitch. This movement was supposed to be contrarian, edgy and counter-culture. It wasn't about watering stuff down so you could make money. Anyways, Janny Jewsh, sweep this up again and tell me I need to make my own gossip forum in order to critique your site, you fat faggot. You don't actually care about censorship.
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idk why people are attacking you on this, ppp is just blatantly selling out to the jews and trying to attack the right to get money. i mean he had and has valid critiques but hes made it blatant post kino casino and post gabe hoffman that that is what hes doing and his actual intent vs trying to fix anything. i mean hes cheering on gabe flagging dalton one of the less egregious groypers iirc. i just think people dont like that people like randbot were right despite being brain damaged.
 
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I've been told that PPP offered surfer some money when surfer pretended he would be going homeless. Allegedly this was talked about on a stream persip did, does anyone know more about this?
 
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Fortyone said:
I've been told that PPP offered surfer some money when surfer pretended he would be going homeless. Allegedly this was talked about on a stream persip did, does anyone know more about this?
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Perspicacity | Scuffed Express Special: The Trials and Tribulations of DSP + Premium KC (03/18/2023)

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There were lots of surfer lore drops in this stream. The time stamp above is what you are looking for I think. I summarized here but I was mostly in it for the insider info on Asston.
 
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