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🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.
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We used to mock Beardson's numbers and compare them to Ethan Ralph. It's now time to measure Ethan's streams in units of Beardson.
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lol
not photoshopped at all btw
The American expat in Mexico physique, iconic.
not photoshopped at all btw
The American expat in Mexico physique, iconic.
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Welcome to banworld, BobRob.
I've noticed that Beersoy has stopped talking to Ralph at all since he passed him in viewership after Ralphamania.
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Apologies for any av desync, Mexican wifi was aloging Ralph's cozy stream.
Dinner stream started with Ralph yelling about a chat left during the end of last stream about the donors being scammed and to 'ban dat guy' Ralph had said the 6hr goal would get him to do an IP2 stream on the beach but after hitting the goal he changed it to a dinner stream.
He discusses going to Ecuador this weekend because they don't have an extradition treaty.
He 'actually lost weight' and 'looks a little sickly'
Long clip here, He's just gonna plead no contest because "the ol no contest thing has never really failed the Ralphamale" and "no judge in the world will lock me up over that" A minute later has a moment of introspection where he says he made this bed himself, Pantsu tries cheering him up but he keeps ranting. There will be 'a lot of lawyers at the courthouse' he can talk to. Oh and apparently it's Rozy's birthday, Happy Birthday Rozy!
He continues whining about the Vickers, saying he didn't accept their peace offer last year but now they won't stop. He'll fight forever too! Cus he enjoys it! Well... 'enjoys it' Also quietly at the beginning you hear Ralph say Rozy's crying makes him miserable.
Pantsu tries to cheer him up some more, he seems to be actually listening to her advice for a minute there but he notices no one is chatting. He has pantsu on camera saying "it's just us monkeys" Ralph replies with "Dead Horse that name sounds familiar hehg hgeh" and her eyes shoot back at him.
Ralph, while licking the insides of his mouth like Heath Ledger's Joker, asks Pantsu why she didn't stop him from drinking 3 of those.
Waiter offers desserts, he doesn't want any but wants the waiter to hold it for the camera
Pantsu calls Ralph the most suppressed man on the planet. They think Kick would keep him off the front page if he got big there.
Ralph noticed a user 'bobrob' in Kick chat aloging him but said he forgot his password and couldn't log in to ban him. Ralph offered his rebuttal; shutting the stream down to own the alogs.
"How?!" you exclaim "what did Ralph see from bobrob that made him quit, the Ralphamale never gets scared like that!" Well dear reader, take a look at the last chat here:
After this, chat got some laughs and it became spam hell for 2-3 minutes until mods came in.
Dinner stream started with Ralph yelling about a chat left during the end of last stream about the donors being scammed and to 'ban dat guy' Ralph had said the 6hr goal would get him to do an IP2 stream on the beach but after hitting the goal he changed it to a dinner stream.
He discusses going to Ecuador this weekend because they don't have an extradition treaty.
He 'actually lost weight' and 'looks a little sickly'
Long clip here, He's just gonna plead no contest because "the ol no contest thing has never really failed the Ralphamale" and "no judge in the world will lock me up over that" A minute later has a moment of introspection where he says he made this bed himself, Pantsu tries cheering him up but he keeps ranting. There will be 'a lot of lawyers at the courthouse' he can talk to. Oh and apparently it's Rozy's birthday, Happy Birthday Rozy!
He continues whining about the Vickers, saying he didn't accept their peace offer last year but now they won't stop. He'll fight forever too! Cus he enjoys it! Well... 'enjoys it' Also quietly at the beginning you hear Ralph say Rozy's crying makes him miserable.
Pantsu tries to cheer him up some more, he seems to be actually listening to her advice for a minute there but he notices no one is chatting. He has pantsu on camera saying "it's just us monkeys" Ralph replies with "Dead Horse that name sounds familiar hehg hgeh" and her eyes shoot back at him.
Ralph, while licking the insides of his mouth like Heath Ledger's Joker, asks Pantsu why she didn't stop him from drinking 3 of those.
Waiter offers desserts, he doesn't want any but wants the waiter to hold it for the camera
Pantsu calls Ralph the most suppressed man on the planet. They think Kick would keep him off the front page if he got big there.
Ralph noticed a user 'bobrob' in Kick chat aloging him but said he forgot his password and couldn't log in to ban him. Ralph offered his rebuttal; shutting the stream down to own the alogs.
"How?!" you exclaim "what did Ralph see from bobrob that made him quit, the Ralphamale never gets scared like that!" Well dear reader, take a look at the last chat here:
After this, chat got some laughs and it became spam hell for 2-3 minutes until mods came in.
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He's more of a screaming, crying baby than the actual baby.
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Why didn't you stop me? You enabled.
So now it's May's fault when he drinks?
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Here is the thing about white trash, it is everyone's fault but theirs. I am sure Ralph has guilted Meigh many times telling her that he is killing himself slowing because of her enabling and also guilts her into giving him drugs as he is so addicted that he would die not taking them. Meigh is in a no win situation and you just love to see it happen to her.
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Before we get to the post-dinner stream. I noticed this comment in the Kick stream chat pic that made me go back and grab another clip from the previous stream.
Onwards to the post dinner clips!
Pantsu doesn't really want to play hogwarts legacy after arguing about it and embarrassing Ralph on stream.
Anon chat declares 'Total Alog Death' after bobrob aborted the retort minutes before, Ralph toots his own horn with things given to him by family to cope.
Ralph sounds like he has a good buzz as they leave, may gives him another stare and I'm not sure if the "oh gosh" is about him or going over the bump with the stroller
As the hardest working, least paid employee of the Killstream, Amanda pushes the stroller and holds the camera for Ralph so he can waddle next to her complaining about Vickers. Camera skills are in full swing as she gives us a nice angle of Ralph looking extremely drunk walking a couple feet away from her, a 1000 yard stare in his beady pig eyes. Ralph says he's going to smoke away from the baby and tells Amanda to "cut a promo!" up and down the strip lol Get to work pantsu!
She circles back around on her walk and playfully calls Ralph "your friendly neighborhood federale" due to his FED shirt. After a short back and forth of 'no you're a fed' Ralph starts to say "Your dad's fedded up to the core" Harry Morris is entrenched in this hogs mind.
Ralph describes how Amanda's allergic reaction the night before lead him to nearly calling the police on a pharmacist in order to get her benadryl and it's ok that he got mean with the lady since they got what they needed.
Ralph buys some tourist wares, Pantsu is excited she can make guac very authentic now.
Ralph signs off by apologizing for missing his flights last weekend, explaining how it's sorta not his fault and then scaring his daughter.
Onwards to the post dinner clips!
Pantsu doesn't really want to play hogwarts legacy after arguing about it and embarrassing Ralph on stream.
Anon chat declares 'Total Alog Death' after bobrob aborted the retort minutes before, Ralph toots his own horn with things given to him by family to cope.
Ralph sounds like he has a good buzz as they leave, may gives him another stare and I'm not sure if the "oh gosh" is about him or going over the bump with the stroller
As the hardest working, least paid employee of the Killstream, Amanda pushes the stroller and holds the camera for Ralph so he can waddle next to her complaining about Vickers. Camera skills are in full swing as she gives us a nice angle of Ralph looking extremely drunk walking a couple feet away from her, a 1000 yard stare in his beady pig eyes. Ralph says he's going to smoke away from the baby and tells Amanda to "cut a promo!" up and down the strip lol Get to work pantsu!
She circles back around on her walk and playfully calls Ralph "your friendly neighborhood federale" due to his FED shirt. After a short back and forth of 'no you're a fed' Ralph starts to say "Your dad's fedded up to the core" Harry Morris is entrenched in this hogs mind.
Ralph describes how Amanda's allergic reaction the night before lead him to nearly calling the police on a pharmacist in order to get her benadryl and it's ok that he got mean with the lady since they got what they needed.
Ralph buys some tourist wares, Pantsu is excited she can make guac very authentic now.
Ralph signs off by apologizing for missing his flights last weekend, explaining how it's sorta not his fault and then scaring his daughter.
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Ralph still rocking the murse because he is too fat to use his pockets
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That's the fattest The Gunt has ever looked! Man, he looks fucking terrible.The American expat in Mexico physique, iconic.
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Ah, thank you so much!
Looking forward to Ralph falling asleep in his beef wellington
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I had a feeling this would be the case once we got updated Gunt footage.
That's what living in Mexico with a xanax prescription has done to him. He takes so much xanax, he's unable to keep track of how much he's eating cause he's constantly blacking out. Mexican food can be quite fattening, especially when you live a sedentary lifestyle like the Ralphamale.
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How does a human end up with the physique of an over-ripe grape?
This shape makes no sense.
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Being fat and retarded. But contempt of court I believe and breaking his domestic violence restraining order against Faith. Can’t keep his tamale hole shut long enough to stop his autistic rambling about how if she can shit talk him then he should be able too as well. His lawyer dipped and he is gonna represent himself