Chris has been saying he'll be out soon for a year now. He has a review hearing in August, so still half a year away from anything concrete. Who does he want to sue? Judas Null,
Heilberg mostly practices criminal law, even if he were open to that kind of work why would he say yes to Chris? He knows he's batshit insane and is at best an unreliable narrator. That's going to cause all kinds of issues establishing basic facts. Heilberg has a reputation to maintain.
He's an autistic, not whatever he wants to be this week.
Who the hell is he going to sue? Snyder for not letting him come back to the shop? Meghan for not sucking his deformed duck? Me for making him shove that cut up medallion up his ass? Because it TOTALLY was me and I'm totally going to go along with whatever the homunculus wants.... how the fuck is he not learn from the Snyder incident? Oh right... autism.. shit, looking back, he probably forced Barb to pay out bob's inheritance for that lawyer.
Like mother, like son.
This is what Chis actually believes himself to be, so you're on point.
Maybe Chris could hire a contingency lawyer so he wouldn't have to pay unless the lawyer wins him money. He'd have to convince the lawyer it's worth the lawyer's time, and I'm not sure who he could sue. Maybe the nurse from Western or Kyle the evil jail guard.
I'm immediately putting my money in Chris trying to sue Null for revealing the "classified information" of him banging his mother and failing his divine quest. Another lolsuit to add to the stack for Null other than that crazy lady Melinda Scott and her lolsuits.
You made me laugh out laud cause that's exactly what Chris would do if it read your post!
Ah I forgot about the crap beard he had briefly, I think that was slightly before the gay trucker phase.
Not patchy enough, and too straight, his beard hair would be the kind that look like pubes.
