Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Caverlock said:
This seems to be the case. The current president of the SFWA is Jeffe Kennedy, who has mostly written standard bodice ripper garbage, though sometimes the bodices are being ripped with a barbarian chieftain's enchanted ax or something to make it more fantasy.

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I don't even know how "Paranormal Romance" works. Unless it's all in dreams, or basically just fucking an invisible guy, I'm guessing it involves getting mimosa-drunk, straddling a Quija board, and then rapidly asking a bunch of yes or no questions while traumatized cats flee the room.
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It's the X-files episode where the orderly gets raped by a ghost.. except consensual.
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Fuck man I almost wished it into existence a few pages back. My ability to alter and forge outcomes didn't account for Fatrick's retardedly huge ego leading to him agreeing to an interview only if his stalker child opponent serves himself up on a platter (with a side of niggeroni) and ruins his integrity.

ETA: how much would you bet that he thinks Justin is one of the four dedicated stalker childs.
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Im pretty sure Justin has never been proven a user of Owena, never mind a dedicated atalker. Pat’s a fuckin lunatic.
 
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I never really ventured into reading Pat’s tweets myself because this thread and OnA did a good job with the cliff notes.

But I’ve delved in to the Justin and Fatrick Twitter battle myself and it is fucking entertaining. Justin has broken Fatrick’s brain in the best way possible. Justin’ an independent investigator and so has brought forward all the evidence damning Pat, which can’t be refuted except by “that evidence is from stlakers, child” and then eventually accidentlly admitting it’s real when he’s drunk or 100 tweets into a fight.

Justin also has the shit-talking chops to slap back at Patrick anytime, and he’s willing to go for the throat. Obviously deeply despises Patrick at this point, naturally, and has realized what a pedo-guarding retard he is.

This combination of shit-talk, being fine with Rascals, and actual investigative skills has absolutely decimated Pat. Their back-and-forth has been non-stop. Pat can’t even say shit except “Answer the Question” half the time. To the point where people don’t even know what question he’s fucking talking about, lmfao. His pig brain is broken.

Between Justin a-logging him with facts and evidence, and the ocean a-logging him by getting his phone wet when he fully submerged himself in water, Fatrick is having a tough time. You love to see it.

Thanks for the entertainment if you’re reading this, Justin, and Godspeed.
 
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AnOminous said:
A no contest plea is equivalent to a guilty plea. He's been convicted.

ETA: I can't find this actual court case, and to be absolutely certain, I'd want to know whether judgment was entered after this plea was entered, since that's the actual time conviction occurs. It's conceivable (but unlikely) that judgment was never entered.

But he made what was legally the same as a guilty plea (except for use of the conviction as evidence in a civil case).
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Yeah, of course. But Technicality Tomlinson plead "no contest", not "guilty". In the fat world Fatpig S. Hamlinson, that's all the difference.

His demands to Justin are hilarious. Justin's reaction is the only proper one.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Fatrick has been tweeting up a storm to anyone who disagrees with troons. Too many screenshots to post . He's probably said "child" more in the last two hours than the entire last week and even normie twitter users are calling him a child right back. Do have fun
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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." (1984)

Patrick is the textbook definition of the type of people who locked those doors at Auschwitz or the gulags and went home smiling. The fucking irony of this guy visiting that place and acting shocked when these sorts of movements have ALWAYS relied on scummy failures like him willing to do anything to gain some social standing.
His cognitive dissonance and the comfort with which he embraces it is genuinely terrifying. He is a truly soulless individual.
 
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Why does Fatpig keep using the word "SWATTing"? Why the additional, capitalized T? Isn't it derived from "SWAT", and colloquially "to SWAT", so where does that T come from? Isn't he supposed to be a professional writer, with a decent grasp of the English language?
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Oh wait, he actually pretends to be self-deprecating about his lack of linguistic skills...
Look, I get it, these are words with French roots and it's against my religion to acknowledge the French language as anything but a miserable error of linguistic history, but c'mon, these are not that hard to spell correctly.
 
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Meriasek said:
Why does Fatpig keep using the word "SWATTing"? Why the additional, capitalized T? Isn't it derived from "SWAT", and colloquially "to SWAT", so where does that T come from? Isn't he supposed to be a professional writer, with a decent grasp of the English language?
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Normally I wouldn't hold it against him as that's a pretty common mistake, but Pat touts himself as a super genius so lol faggot.
 
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Meriasek said:
Why does Fatpig keep using the word "SWATTing"? Why the additional, capitalized T? Isn't it derived from "SWAT", and colloquially "to SWAT", so where does that T come from? Isn't he supposed to be a professional writer, with a decent grasp of the English language?
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I think he actually could be attempting to corrupt SWAT'n Ting!
As in he is trying to sound like an afro Caribbean cool dude, saying things like Rice, Peas n Ting!

It is probably just another of his clumsy attempts to entice black children for his sausage factory.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
The only things super about Pat are his fatness and stupidity. Did I mention he's fat?
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I think it's worthy of study who he seems to be able to absorb both money and body fat from his second, better wife from the other side of the half hovel without even skin contact, since there's no way she'd let that touch her. My theory is that he uses some sort of Einstein-Rosen bridge through the gravitational lensing of his massive girth surrounding his even more massive stupidity. Now there's a premise for at least a trilogy of books.
 
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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." (1984)

Patrick is the textbook definition of the type of people who locked those doors at Auschwitz or the gulags and went home smiling. The fucking irony of this guy visiting that place and acting shocked when these sorts of movements have ALWAYS relied on scummy failures like him willing to do anything to gain some social standing.
His cognitive dissonance and the comfort with which he embraces it is genuinely terrifying. He is a truly soulless individual.
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It's very sad that he considers sea horses to be actual people.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Fatrick has been tweeting up a storm to anyone who disagrees with troons. Too many screenshots to post . He's probably said "child" more in the last two hours than the entire last week and even normie twitter users are calling him a child right back. Do have fun
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Holy shit this is so good.
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He is childing everyone, and they're childing him right back.
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Pat correcTs the record to his liver:
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Mr Moonface said:
Piggy is apparently open to an interview with Obscura podcast, he lists his demands:

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Justin's response:

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He is doing the classic internet fag approach. Instead of declining a debate and be seen like the pussy he is, he says he accepts it but has some stipulations so rediculous he knows noone would accept. Then he can go on acting as if he was willing to do it but they pussied out.

Of course noone is falling for this except a fat African American pepperoni conneseur.
 
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