Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Fapcop]

Russell doesn't understand if he got a dog, he would meet girls when he took the pup for walks.

A guy with a dog automatically gets a +1 from any girl looking to settle down, because it means he’s got empathy.

And if he can take care of a pet, chances are that he can learn to be responsible of a baby.

But all that is beside the point because Russ would never “settle” for the kind of girl who’d overlook his disgusting physical features. (Fuck, Russ wouldn’t even settle for the kind of 7 or 8 most guys get!)

Russ would also never want a child, since that means time and affection wasted not on him. So that automatically disqualifies something like 90% of all the women out there past 30 who’d settle for someone, ANYONE, even if he’s disabled.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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[ScooterL]

>> "Is there a call sheet or is this all independent?"

Subtle way of pointing out that Russell's an embarrassing amateur.

 

[Drowningman]

Is he is renting a film crew or is he going to use his phone to make this cinema " masterpiece"
Knowing him, he will spend a lot of cash that goes nowhere for him.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Sounds to me like his idea of a girlfriend is somebody that he keeps chained in his basement. So he's kind of on the way to pet ownership, if you really think about it.

I feel like Russ would unironically look up to David Parker Ray.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm sure that's totally it...
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Yeah but a puppy won't blame his face on the fact you won't play with him.

Meanwhile if Russtard's face got fixed he'd still be an asshole.

The Room 2 directed by Cecile b deDrool.

Could you imagine if he did write / direct / produce "The Room" and star as the lead? The woman that played Lisa was a little traumatized by the fact the scene Tommy first decided to shoot was the scene of the two of them in bed. You just know Pipsqueak would do the same thing, try to fuck her and then claim he was making "art".

He had 3 children with his wife, and at some point started an affair with his care taker. Man got mad pussy

Edit: this was all after he was already confined to his wheelchair.

And Henry Kissinger managed to fuck Jill St. John. Not a handsome man but he had personality and power, two things Ratmouth doesn't have.

Stephen Hawking was charming. He also had a wicked sense of humor. Two more things Russtard doesn't have.

Russell doesn't understand if he got a dog, he would meet girls when he took the pup for walks.

He'd get jealous that the dog would be getting all the attention.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I feel like Russ would unironically look up to David Parker Ray.

God, that whole case is one of the worst. This dramatic reading if the tape he'd play for his victims when they'd regain consciousness gives me the fucking fear.

ETA: ah fuck, age restriction. Of course. Give me a sec.
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[Stinkyboy]

I’d ask if pipsqueak knows how long it takes to get 30 seconds of useable footage, but…

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I’d ask if pipsqueak knows how long it takes to get 30 seconds of useable footage, but…

His 30 second clip will make Neil Breen look like early Spielberg

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Genuine question: What is the benefit of him doing a sort of "pre-order" in the future for a streaming service? Does he get points for everyone who ticks the "Pre-Save" button or does he think that if he gives everyone enough notice that it'll get him in the charts for that week

 

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Russ never outgrowing the 'magical thinking' stage of child development will always be funny to me.

When you're a kid it's normal to have fantasies about becoming a famous singer or actor. You dress up and perform skits for your family, you write little acceptance speeches, and it's adorable. You think, maybe if I do well at my school talent show, and I keep working hard, one day I'll become rich and famous! But as you mature through your adolescence and you realize your place on the scale of human talent, you adjust your expectations & pursue more realistic career goals. And if you're an adult & you continue to have thoughts of becoming the next Ariana Grande, you have the sense to recognize that as a fantasy, and you keep it to yourself.

But here's Russ at age 32, still genuinely believing that if he puts out the right combination of words on social media, he'll be able to collab onstage with Matchbox 20, and bag a gorgeous professional cheerleader, and become a renowned pimp and legislator!! He will be a household name, adored by the masses!

It's pure childish, magical thinking. It would be endearing if he wasn't so angry, entitled, and repellant.

 

[zionlion1488]

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Does this nigger actually think you can't fast forward anymore?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

>> "Is there a call sheet or is this all independent?"

Subtle way of pointing out that Russell's an embarrassing amateur.

Before he worries about getting the actors, he should try to lock in a cinematographer, sound guy, editor, and locations where he can shoot his teaser trailer. If he plans on shooting in public places like a restaurant he's going to get the permission from the manager, and to get people who may be dining there to sign something too. H

Forget about the hoops he'll have to jump through to shoot inside a casino, or a brothel (which I'm sure that's what he's planning on doing). He's probably going to drag these poor fucks all over the city, only to get kicked out.

Does he know when golden hour is? Why you need to white balance? What a grip or best boy does? How many minutes does one page of a script add up to?

I majored in filmmaking for 2 years before I switched because I found it too stressful. If he plans on shooting and editing the thing himself, he's in for a surprise.

When I made my first 10 minute short film in college I had to sort through over 30+ hours of footage to find what was usable. That movie was fucking awful too. I was writer/director, but one of our actors bailed, so I had to play his part. Needless to say, after the final project was finished, I drank heavily.

 

[The Dude]

@Stinkyboy Shit-Lips can't even write a full length song. Everything Russhole does is hilariously incompetent and amateurish, and always done the completely wrong way.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Apart from that, I don't think he's ever had a pet of his own or had any interest in one.

One of his examples of his precognition is that he had a dream his childhood dog would die the day before it did

 

[DrJonesHat]

When I made my first 10 minute short film in college I had to sort through over 30+ hours of footage to find what was usable. That movie was fucking awful too. I was writer/director, but one of our actors bailed, so I had to play his part. Needless to say, after the final project was finished, I drank heavily.

If he actually does managed to bash together something, it'll be extra hilarious when he tries to send it to agent/producers/the person at the movie studio who handles catering and they either don't respond or reply with the dreaded "we can't accept unsolicited submissions" message. He could shoot something himself and edit it on a computer. Any computer made in the last 10 years can handle simple video editing that doesn't involve special effects. He could then upload it to Youtube, which might get watched by someone who has studio connections. Now, I know that whatever he makes will be complete explosive garbage, but my approach would at least have some chance of success, however slim. His approach is doomed to failure, and I'm here for it.

@Stinkyboy Shit-Lips can't even write a full length song. Everything Russhole does is hilarious incompetent and amateurish, and always done the completely wrong way.

Which is why I made the crack about his sending his teaser trailer to the catering manager. Remember when was trying get his recycled song to Katy Perry and he contacted the company who handled her clothing label? He has no idea how the industry he desperately craves to be a part of actually works. He'll dig up some public email address for a studio and send his video or a link to it, and when nothing happens he'll spam the address with increasingly desperate pleas for the recipient to just watch the trailer. He'll think he's talking to the studio CEO, or at least someone with decision making power, when in reality, if the address is even monitored by a human, it's an unpaid intern named Tina who is seriously considering following her mom's advice and going to dental school instead.

 

[Pee Cola]

the funniest part is that he lists himself as the main artist while the actual singer is just listed as "featuring"
it's completely backwards compared to how the actual music industry does it, there they treat the singer as the main artist while the behind the scenes people (songwriters, producers etc) are barely mentioned at all

It depends. If it's one of the dozens of EDM genres with vocals, the producer gets the main billing with the vocalist listed as "featuring" (if they're even named at all). That being said, a keytar and a sparkly red jacket does not an EDM producer make. Maybe Russhole needs to learn how to lay down some sick beats with Ableton.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Maybe Russhole needs to learn how to lay down some sick beats with Ableton.

He'd have to admit he didn't know how to do something before he could learn. The only time I've seen him admit he couldn't do something was when he made an out-of-the-blue statement that he definitely did NOT look up hooker's personal info using their license plates. He said he didn't know how to do it.

 

[AnOminous]

One of his examples of his precognition is that he had a dream his childhood dog would die the day before it did

Probably the day before he poisoned it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

See you tomorrow.

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