DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[hector85]

Phil often says that Kat makes gumbo for dinner. There is no fucking way it’s not a soup mix or some frozen shit. Gumbo takes some skill to make well, and it takes hours to cook to be worth a shit.

Remember, Kat made “corned beef hash” with fucking sweet corn the Christmas before last. That’s one of the most retarded things I’ve ever heard in my life. This bitch can’t cook.

remember when he was literally cooming during the night streams when he talked about her tuna casserole? what happened to that? lately its been soups (progresso i bet) and Mexican style fajitas (definitely frozen). i miss timbo's "whats for dinner phil?" tip messages.

 

[Moga World Order]

What do we think DSP will do when WWE Champions finally shuts down? As an admitted gacha enjoyed myself, I know those games largely only last 2-3 years outside of a few of the big outliers, but even they still eventually die off as technology advances so it's only a matter of time. Will DSP melt down, or move on to the next game?

Phil is going to play the Street Fighter: Duel gatcha or he could be playing already.

 

[Japs_eye]

Wait he did he unironically called his taked based on the title? that may be in the top ten cringiest things he has done.

Yes he did. I don't want to go in on it too hard because it's pretty autistic but if you actually know the origins of based you know that DSP is far from it.

Not to give a fucking know your meme definition but basically it was coined by Lil B after an insult he would get called (Based head) for his addiction to free-based crack cocaine. Lil B then did something DSP could never do. He owned it. Not only did he own it but being based became a symbol for not caring about what others think of you. Lil B pioneered the rap landscape-at a time extremely hostile to any sign of feminity- by wearing skinny jeans and pink polos. He didn't care if you called him "gay", cause he's still thuggin nigga (pic related).

That's what based is. And DSP will never be that. I can't think of someone why cares about what others think MORE than Dave. You're not based Dark, get lil B's name outta your nasty ass Italian mouth

 

[Corpun]

What do we think DSP will do when WWE Champions finally shuts down? As an admitted gacha enjoyed myself, I know those games largely only last 2-3 years outside of a few of the big outliers, but even they still eventually die off as technology advances so it's only a matter of time. Will DSP melt down, or move on to the next game?

Write a strongly worded email with heavy usage of the word sir about how he spent loads of money on their game and it is ILLEGAL to just cancel their own game when people pay money for it. It's against they law, they chose to broke it, now they need to live with the conseqlences.

 

[Jasper2K]

One has to wonder if DSP is asking for permission before he reackts to any of the shit he's been reackting too. Would be very unbecoming of him.

 

[Lean In Ban]

We created current Phil, and we can't live with it

For me, one of the most interesting parts about this rant is the potshot at AGP and fans of the content towards the end. In a way, I'm somewhat enjoying the Dspreacks arc as it exposes him to those that are far more popular/successful than he is or will ever be. Something that his ego and jealousy struggles to handle. A channel borne out of his uncontrollable greed coupled with his ego and jealousy all make for some premium gold dust.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Mr. Views

 

[Grease Fountain]

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Mr. Views

And here it is. Slanderous, out-of-context clips to make him look bad. The audio is out of control, too.

 

[hector85]

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And here it is. Slanderous, out-of-context clips to make him look bad. The audio is out of control, too.

funny that short doesn't show him save scumming the lockpicking mini game. dude has saved over 200 times and hasn't even hit 40 hours...

 

[Corpun]

DSP trying to understand the Covenant has sealed the deal for him being an autist for me. Dude gets baffeled and thinks there is some bullshit legal terminology to LTG calling his viewers The Covenant like they have a secret contract and it is any deeper than Dale Wilson wanting a special name for his fans. It's the exact same thing as Hate Army Phil.

Since he was a total tard with that car video, how do you think he would feel about Jayde's European brother mocking BMW drivers?

 

[Freebird]

 

[Balr0g]

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Did he dream about Tee again? He looks like he was crying a short while ago. Or is he simply hungover?

 

[myone]

Mr. Views

to be fair, him not being Mr. Views was one of his more transparent and obvious lies. He's exactly the kind of guy who I imagine is obsessively checking the metrics for his channel.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I don't care about the Dent Brothers but it is hilarious DSP calls the shit they send him care-packages. That's a word I think would be used by homeless charities sending out supplies like canned goods and sleeping bags to homeless people and junkies, which is absolutely hilarious to me.

it just shows to phil, giving gifts is a the minimum to being his "friend"

giving gifts to him is like giving life saving food to others

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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And here it is. Slanderous, out-of-context clips to make him look bad. The audio is out of control, too.

Dasbodent needs to step it up this editing is shit

 

[Freebird]

Did he dream about Tee again? He looks like he was crying a short while ago. Or is he simply hungover?

One hour man...

Dasbodent needs to step it up this editing is shit

Looks like a new guy, probably a troll.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Listening to DSP, a guy who starts work at 11am, complain that he is exhausted from a lack of sleep due to the time change comes off, let's say, a little ridiculous if you're a grown-ass adult who doesn't stay up drinking until 4am.

 

[Balr0g]

Listening to DSP, a guy who starts work at 11am, complain that he is exhausted from a lack of sleep due to the time change comes off, let's say, a little ridiculous if you're a grown-ass adult who doesn't stay up drinking until 4am.

If he even sleeps at all. Who knows maybe his flsavorful diet has messed up his entire system. I would wager he sleeps an hour wakes up waddles around the house, drinks a gin and tweets meaningful cotent, goes back and perhaps sleeps another hour

 

[JimiHendrix]

He is completely incapable of distinguishing it from reality.

dunno if this was posted already, since I am a few pages behind since website shit last night, but him being unable to tell the car thing is a parody reminds me of when he couldn't tell Mega64 were doing a skit and got in a slap fight with them.


edit: nevermind it was literally the next post I read after posting this, just ignore me, fuck.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Listening to DSP, a guy who starts work at 11am, complain that he is exhausted from a lack of sleep due to the time change comes off, let's say, a little ridiculous if you're a grown-ass adult who doesn't stay up drinking until 4am.

Remember when he woke up an hour early to reACK to one of those vidya game conferences (I think it was Nintendo Direct?) and he spent the next 2 weeks bitching about it and even said that waking up an hour early completely drained him of energy for that week and jeopardized his health?