🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 335 92.8%

  • Total voters
    361
This is unhealthy levels of filth. You can't even tell what color those socks are supposed to be. I've had kids that dirty after they've come in from playing in the dirt outside, not just crawling across the floor.

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Black-mold Rozy.
 
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Ah, so he's reached the "blindly clicking on anything associated with attractive women" tier of intoxication.

Very low class behavior from the ordinarily highly dignified and esteemed host of the killstream.
Ummm so I don’t think he’s doing it because “zomg cute girl”…

I think he’s doing it because they are scam websites that normally say “retweet these 3 tweets and you can get $750 dollars for realz!!1”.

I think he’s so hard up for cash that he’s trying anything to get some. Maybe I’m wrong but all these cash app scams share the common trait that you gotta repost them.
 
Ummm so I don’t think he’s doing it because “zomg cute girl”…

I think he’s doing it because they are scam websites that normally say “retweet these 3 tweets and you can get $750 dollars for realz!!1”.

I think he’s so hard up for cash that he’s trying anything to get some. Maybe I’m wrong but all these cash app scams share the common trait that you gotta repost them.
No surprise here that The Gunt thinks these obvious scams are legit. He's so stupid.
 
Ummm so I don’t think he’s doing it because “zomg cute girl”…

I think he’s doing it because they are scam websites that normally say “retweet these 3 tweets and you can get $750 dollars for realz!!1”.

I think he’s so hard up for cash that he’s trying anything to get some. Maybe I’m wrong but all these cash app scams share the common trait that you gotta repost them.
He thinks hookers, who sucked millions of dicks and done unspeakable things with their lips, kissing him means they love him. The most likely explanation is Ralph thinks a beautiful woman is offering him $750 just to retweet her tweets and maybe he’ll Ralphaslide into her DMs
 
He thinks hookers, who sucked millions of dicks and done unspeakable things with their lips, kissing him means they love him. The most likely explanation is Ralph thinks a beautiful woman is offering him $750 just to retweet her tweets and maybe he’ll Ralphaslide into her DMs
IDK, man, Emily P. Reyes with an account name of @VanessaHarper13? Are you telling me she's got a friend? Seems legit. Looks like another Ralphamale W.
 
Every POS white trash family always thinks of themselves as somehow being different from everyone else - but the signs are the same, plenty of money for fat food, liquor, drugs and hell even trips to DC. But not a penny for new clothes or cleaning supplies for their own toddler daughter.

And then, he puts his own daughters clothing requirements up on a wishlist on Amazon so he doesn’t have to part with his alcohol and drug money.

When Rozy is old enough to use the internet and wonder why she thinks her parents are cunts; there will be a trail left by KF to explain to her what she is now too young to understand.

Her parents are garbage: and they treat their daughter like garbage and will
Only feed and cloth her after they’ve had their fill of travel, drugs, food and alcohol.
 
Ummm so I don’t think he’s doing it because “zomg cute girl”…

I think he’s doing it because they are scam websites that normally say “retweet these 3 tweets and you can get $750 dollars for realz!!1”.

I think he’s so hard up for cash that he’s trying anything to get some. Maybe I’m wrong but all these cash app scams share the common trait that you gotta repost them.
That would be even funnier, especially because it would fall in line with his transition into KingCobraJFS. Ralph's own Ground Hog Day if you will... his landlord is a fan of his videos, falling asleep on stream, wonky eye, stuck in a constant loop, streaming everyday for drug money, and now falling for obvious scams. Beautiful.
 
What this fat drug addled retard thinks is happening:
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What's actually happened:
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Based ralphaterm


She'll probably dip ,change her name, get as far away as she can from ralph.
I think it would be safe to assume Ralph will be long since dead by then; but not Roxy’s mother probably. She’ll lay the blame on him but the record will show she was an equal POS to the task.
 
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