Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

“Twilight.” The genre (or its popularity, at any rate) came from “Twilight.”

With allies like Patrick, who needs enemies like Knowles?

Can you imagine Fat Rick as an ally on your side? That would be immediately and incredibly more damaging than that time Occupy Wallstreet had someone go on national news who identified as Ketchup. On the other hand if he were to occupy Wallstreet he'd really occupy Wallstreet if you know what I mean.

 

[grapeshark77]

I wonder if he's tweeting more than usual because of the broken phone? Replying to joke texts was a big part of his day and now it's gone.

I have no idea why Justin would want to talk to Pat - the Obscura series is about the SWFA and the only reason Pat's involved is because he barged in, he's only in there as a bonus to show the kind of idiots who defend them. It's interesting that he wants the entire episodes about "his colleagues" redacted, he probably thinks he's doing them a favor when he's just making everything worse.

 

[AprilRains]

I have no idea why Justin would want to talk to Pat

because lulz

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder if he's tweeting more than usual because of the broken phone? Replying to joke texts was a big part of his day and now it's gone.

I have no idea why Justin would want to talk to Pat - the Obscura series is about the SWFA and the only reason Pat's involved is because he barged in, he's only in there as a bonus to show the kind of idiots who defend them. It's interesting that he wants the entire episodes about "his colleagues" redacted, he probably thinks he's doing them a favor when he's just making everything worse.

Anyone else would either make do with a a dirt cheap dumb phone or have an old but still functional smartphone lying around for such situations while they wait for replacement.

Fatrick though, I bet he is the kind of prick who refuses to use older phones out of some kind of baffling “principle” in that he feels he is taking a stand until Samsung “honor their advertised specifications”.

 

[curbside2]

. It's interesting that he wants the entire episodes about "his colleagues" redacted, he probably thinks he's doing them a favor when he's just making everything worse.

That’s the creepiest part. This proved that Fat indisputably is in league with pedophiles right? These are on the record pedos he wants not covered. So the whole not self aware innocently dumb argument is out the window.

 

[Law]

This thread overall is very behind.

It's hard to keep up with someone so fat. There's a lot of ground to cover.

Look, I get it, these are words with French roots and it's against my religion to acknowledge the French language as anything but a miserable error of linguistic history,

Based.

As in he is trying to sound like an afro Caribbean cool dude, saying things like Rice, Peas n Ting!

Nah mon, he's trying to sound like famed Afro-Carribbean rapper Sam Hyde in his hit single, "Load Up Da Ting":

Spoiler: Load Up Da Pat

Woah Naah Na Nah
(Obese bassline begins) Ay!
Woah Naah Naaah Nah

Pat Tomlinson, me readin' In The Black it sucks
I'm if you tell you nothing one day Kiwis you discuss
Twitter algorithm shook up, you get shot up
Me shotta-roni, trigger-squeeze make pepperoni
Beer splash from me hoolies pint, nah gwan fight
Me a terf, we don't trust men-in-skirts
Social media, have a boy a chatta chatta
You know when he meet the Lizard King my ratta tatta
Me load up de' ting, a rappa tom tom
Fat is Tomlinson, fat is Tomlinson
Belly gut tryna dodge, he say he wanna live
He say my Mustang don't got two-stroke engine
Come boy, me shove the whole of me phone up to the ocean boy
Then me tweet at Tom Tom
He rage he explode if he callin' you a child
Rascals tweetin' him he gon be here a while

 

[Meriasek]

I like that Fatpig, in his Twatter bio, claims to be mostly water, but given that his bodyfat percentage is clearly over 70%, I find that claim to be highly dubious.

 

[The Observer]

I feel like this guy's account is just a loooong D&D campaign. The guy just doesn't know when to quit role-playing, and come back to the real world. What the actual fuck. Who acts like this IRL? This has to be a D&D campaign.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, of course. But Technicality Tomlinson plead "no contest", not "guilty". In the fat world Fatpig S. Hamlinson, that's all the difference.

The technicality isn't even right, though. It's still a conviction.

Can you imagine Fat Rick as an ally on your side? That would be immediately and incredibly more damaging than that time Occupy Wallstreet had someone go on national news who identified as Ketchup. On the other hand if he were to occupy Wallstreet he'd really occupy Wallstreet if you know what I mean.

He was yelling at an actual tranny just the other day for telling him to shut the fuck up and quit pretending he represented their views.

So the actual tranny view appears to be we want allies. . .but specifically not you. Go be a transphobe and help us that way.

 

[Maude Snew]

So the actual tranny view appears to be we want allies. . .but specifically not you. Go be a transphobe and help us that way.

That face you make when the Twitter tranny thinks you're bad optics. And is right.

 

[Law]

I feel like this guy's account is just a loooong D&D campaign. The guy just doesn't know when to quit role-playing, and come back to the real world. What the actual fuck. Who acts like this IRL? This has to be a D&D campaign.

It's like the Chick Tract D&D campaign (RIP Blackleaf). Same level of melodrama, self-seriousness and hilarity.

 

[Meriasek]

The technicality isn't even right, though. It's still a conviction.

Technicality Hamlinson does not care. He never actively plead guilty, just something that was the same. But NOT "guilty". So in his mind that's enough. If you ask him "So you didn't plead guilty to threatening Adrienne and Annabelle" he'll say "No, child" and in his mind he isn't lying. Ask him "So you plead no contest to threatening PCJ", he'll probably ignore you because he can't weasel out of that one.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

His rage towards PCJ is very, very apparent. He has gone out of his way to deny the threats towards his then-wife and child but doesn't acknowledge let alone apologize for the threats to PCJ. Understandable, but then there's the recent denial of the fact that his daughter has PCJ's last name or that PCJ was that child's real father for all intents and purposes.

Related: His saying that he's "met" his daughter "many times" as proof that he's a good parent is such a vicious self-own that I almost feel bad pointing it out.

 

[TheGuntinator]

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Scifi is space fantasy you pretentious fat faggot. Nanites, space fauna and technology is basically magic in a sci fi setting. Unless Pat knows the secrets of gravity (which is likely considering he has his own orbit) his sci knowledge is total shit.

 

[lindsayfan]

I feel like this guy's account is just a loooong D&D campaign. The guy just doesn't know when to quit role-playing, and come back to the real world. What the actual fuck. Who acts like this IRL? This has to be a D&D campaign.

it's a tiny bit like d&d, more like a LARP in the old-fashioned definition. fatrick is playing a character in an involuntary life-long avant-garde improvisational theater project. we are the audience, he cannot leave the role, and the performance will only end when he does.

someday (soon, because fat) when the police come by for the biweekly swattings, they will find patrick lying dead and stinking worse than usual. in his puffy hand will be a new-ish $1800 phone, and still unsent, his final words, his last message ever on earth:

"no, child, my clothing is not made of poop. my car is not just a toilet on wheels"

 

[AnOminous]

Ask him "So you plead no contest to threatening PCJ", he'll probably ignore you because he can't weasel out of that one.

He'll deny he owes Quasi even responding directly to a tweet containing the judgment.

 

[FinnSven]

it's a tiny bit like d&d, more like a LARP in the old-fashioned definition. fatrick is playing a character in an involuntary life-long avant-garde improvisational theater project. we are the audience, he cannot leave the role, and the performance will only end when he does.

someday (soon, because fat) when the police come by for the biweekly swattings, they will find patrick lying dead and stinking worse than usual. in his puffy hand will be a new-ish $1800 phone, and still unsent, his final words, his last message ever on earth:

"no, child, my clothing is not made of poop. my car is not just a toilet on wheels"

This I agree with.

It does seem like an insanely dedicated performance, like Daniel Day Lewis preparing for a role by living in character for months before the shoot.

Except there is no shoot. Or the remake of “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty” he has been cast in keeps getting passed around studios and development hell while Fat’s agent insists to him that production will start any day now.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It's like the Chick Tract D&D campaign (RIP Blackleaf). Same level of melodrama, self-seriousness and hilarity.

"I don't want to be Elfstar any more." is how Adrienne told Pat she wanted a divorce.

 

[FinnSven]

"I don't want to be Elfstar any more." is how Adrienne told Pat she wanted a divorce.

She probably just told him she wanted a divorce and he responded by cursing her and attempting magic spells.

The reason he denies that he made threats is that he seriously thinks that he used sorcery to escape charges and alter the memories of those involved.

“Prison awaits aTalker Child” is not a mistyped bad attempt at an insult and legal threat, it’s actually his version of “Abracadabra or Alakazam”.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Scifi is space fantasy you pretentious fat faggot. Nanites, space fauna and technology is basically magic in a sci fi setting. Unless Pat knows the secrets of gravity (which is likely considering he has his own orbit) his sci knowledge is total shit.

In Pat's defense, whomever wrote The Ark had a good idea in the nuclear-bombs-against-a-reflector-dish for propulsion, but it probably isn't original. You can tell he didn't write it, because literally everything he has "written" after it is fucking unreadable garbage. Like, just go back to fiver and pay some fucking Indians to write the sequel to it please.

Or use the Indian replacement ChatGPT.