The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[CervixHammer]

Tranny head tilt detected, troonout when?

More likely to be in troons than trooning out.

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[Oxyjen]

More likely to be in troons than trooning out.
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On a similar note I never quite got the full context behind this tweet but it seems to be about Paul L.

 

[FinnSven]

On a similar note I never quite got the full context behind this tweet but it seems to be about Paul L.

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Being rejected by the filthiest and most degenerate troons in history? A pack of troons which includes Kevvie Gibes?

That has to be the worst indicator you have an off-putting personality and are sexually unattractive to anyone.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

More likely to be in troons than trooning out.
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They wonder why they won't be taken seriously. Yes, inflation, war and the climate issues we face are because YOU wanted to cut your cock off.

 

[Richard Cheese]

Full picture from his twitter profile, taken from here: https://coolzonemedia.fandom.com/wiki/Robert_Evans Archive
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I actually used to listen to Robert Evans' podcasts before he went full retard during the 2020 BLM riots (Behind the Bastards has some genuinely great episodes). IIRC he's a polyamorous, bisexual, bipolar gun sperg who lived (lives?) in some sort of radical leftist prepper commune outside of Portland, OR. The thought of societal collapse/a second civil war is his ultimate coom. He even published a poorly-written novel about it. Pretty much the human embodiment of horseshoe theory. He scrambled his brain with a truly mind-boggling number of drugs and wrote a book about it. He makes a fuckload of money from his podcasts but is smart enough not to talk about it because doing so would enrage his commie twitter tranny fanbase. For some reason he had an underage teenage boy (now trooned out) as an assistant.

If he was foolish enough to fill his prepper compound with troons, maybe we'll finally get the Tranny Waco we deserve.

Edit: His team is working on a follow up episode about the tranch. I can't wait to hear their unbiased, fact-based reporting! Where are the alpacas, Robert? (a)

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[Shig O'nella]

This is driving me nuts, I've been thinking about it all day: can you tell me if the man in his twitter avatar picture is him? I've reversed imaged it and can't find anything, my current theory is it's a screencap from a tv show or movie, or maybe some obscure antifa martyr. I cannot believe he'd be so ridiculously self-important to stage that paperclip over a picture of himself, and then photograph his own larp portrait, like he's sharing his dossier pic from some super serial fascist secret police file.

It's him about a decade ago as far as I can tell, when he was still working at Cracked and on the forums a lot. That is how I remember he looked (without the beard at the time). I could be wrong, of course, it was a long time and thousands of people ago.

Edit: me no grammar today.

Edit 2: Remembered his handle - purpletowel - if anyone wants to try and check it out. Forums are long gone but there might be archives somewhere.

 

[Oxyjen]

Edit: His team is working on a follow up episode about the tranch. I can't wait to hear their unbiased, fact-based reporting! Where are the alpacas, Robert? (a)

It’s the question everyone is asking

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I've always suspected that the Tranchers have had an ulterior motive for this... they're scared of Ash releasing the raw footage he recorded, which will likely show a lot of dysfunction at the Tranch.

Makes this all the more curious, then.

If Bonnie isn’t capping here (which is a possibility), does it mean that Bonnie made Ash scrap the project, or did he do it out of spite after he “made a mistake” with Bonnie as a friend?

Edit: Bonnie has gone private. Also, yesterday he updated his bio to add “disabled” to it.

Previous bio:

Also he said… this.

 

[Oxyjen]

If Bonnie isn’t capping here (which is a possibility), does it mean that Bonnie made Ash scrap the project, or did he do it out of spite after he “made a mistake” with Bonnie as a friend?

Interesting that “A Mistake” is also what Bonnie said Sky did to wrong him, in the same sort of
timeframe.

Going private isn’t going to help expose TUR scandals, now is it. I see Kindness is also locked.

 

[Kiislova]

There's definitely an undercurrent of resentment/irritability among lefties & troons who know the Tranch was a disaster, but they feel pressured to stay silent and ignore it

Placing bets for when will Wikipedia decide the Tranch is of no relevance and nuke the page.

 

[AGPinochet]

He even published a poorly-written novel about it.

"Poorly written" is an understatement when describing the literary shitpile that is "After the Revolution". The book reads like it was written by a 13 year old Deviant-Arter who became a communist 3 weeks ago but with all the fart huffing of le leftist intellectual who understands le extremism and le terrorism and le ISIS. The bad guys of the series are literally copy paste ISIS but Christians in Texas. He also heavily ripped off The Handmaid's Tale.

 

[AMHOLIO]

when he was still working at Cracked and on the forums a lot.

Every time I hear about a former Cracked writer it tends to be depressing. Goddamn.

Also, yesterday he updated his bio to add “disabled” to it.

He's being a supportive boyfriend to his munchie. HER DISABLED LYFE MATTERS!!!

Also he said… this.

Well, someone has to find him attractive. It ain't the rest of us.

Interesting that “A Mistake” is also what Bonnie said Sky did to wrong him, in the same sort of
timeframe.

Going private isn’t going to help expose TUR scandals, now is it. I see Kindness is also locked.

I wonder if this is the start of legal battles? Or if he's just having a gayass meltdown.

"Poorly written" is an understatement when describing the literary shitpile that is "After the Revolution". The book reads like it was written by a 13 year old Deviant-Arter who became a communist 3 weeks ago but with all the fart huffing of le leftist intellectual who understands le extremism and le terrorism and le ISIS. The bad guys of the series are literally copy paste ISIS but Christians in Texas. He also heavily ripped off The Handmaid's Tale.

Holy shit you're right, from description alone:

three unlikely allies will have to work together in an act of resistance to stop the advance of the forces of the white Christian ethnostate known as the "Heavenly Kingdom."

Finally, we have Roland: A US Army vet kitted out with cyberware (including blood that heals major trauma wounds and a brain that can handle enough LSD to kill an elephant), tormented by broken memories, and 12,000 career kills under his belt.

HE CAN DO SUPER DRUGS AND HEAL WOUNDS AND HAS OVER 9000 CONFIRMED KILLS oh my god.

 

[AGPinochet]

HE CAN DO SUPER DRUGS AND HEAL WOUNDS AND HAS OVER 9000 CONFIRMED KILLS oh my god.

The last chapter of the book has him get into an exo-suit while smoking crack (provided to him by his gay lover) and slaughter the bigot chuds at some shithole in Texas that is important to the war between the heckin valid anarchisterinos and the bigot chuds.
There is also a fukken kewl bro city of drug addicted cyborg people and they have sex and are cool and dude drugs lmao.

 

[retard strength]

late but "weaponized unreality" is my new favorite retardspeak, very excited to gaslight with it

 

[AGPinochet]

weaponized unreality

I could be wrong on this but this retard

https://twitter.com/brainnotonyet?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

might just be the originator of the term. Guy is like Moviebob but without the youtube channel and spends all day seething on twitter and talking like a redditor. This guy on occasion gets retweeted by Robert Evans himself. He is also one of my personal cows.
look at this guy

 

[notafederalagent]

He was behind the camera for the most part, but I have no reason to doubt that's his face. Here he is talking to our favorite new guntuber lolcow:

Here's a clip of the first 10 seconds where he's introduced:

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Here's a clip of the first 10 seconds where he's introduced:
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He's FAT?! I didn't see that coming. Funny that he still uses a pfp from when he was thin

 

[Law]

The thought of societal collapse/a second civil war is his ultimate coom.

Is he aware that if society collapses, the "trans kids" won't be able to get their Lupron or their bathtub troonshine (now with real human hairs)? Transwomen won't be able to purchase stuffed sharks from Ikea or awful clothes from Forever 21? There won't be any factories to manufacture breast implants, or modern surgical teams to install them? Their magic cards will be worthless kindling, and there will be no electricity to run Reddit or Discord? There won't be any laser clinics to burn off their beards? How can you buy wigs at Party City if it's been reduced to a smoldering crater?
Why are AGPs and their chasers so into the idea of societal collapse, or living in a post-apocalyptic world? It seems like it runs contrary to everything they hold dear.

He also heavily ripped off The Handmaid's Tale.

Another mediocre white man plagiarizing a woman's ideas.

 

[AGPinochet]

Why are AGPs and their chasers so into the idea of societal collapse, or living in a post-apocalyptic world?

They hate their parents, the people who won't go along with their delusions and the ableist manager of the McDonalds they work at that is so unaccommodating of their disabled neurodivergent needs, and in the apocalypse those people would be dead (not them though, they have a Bushmaster AR-15 with Alibaba red dot and a whole 3 jars of skippy so totes prepared).

It is also possible that deep down inside that they know that the only way in hell they have of making their retarded political fantasies "work" is for the current system to literally disappear into thin air.

Also troons in America are disproportionately autistic white men and autistic white men think about the end of the world a lot

 

[Law]

It is also possible that deep down inside that they only way in hell they have of making their retarded political fantasies "work" is for the current system to literally disappear into thin air.

I know Gretchen Felker-Martin put some handwavium into his thinly disguised fetish piece novel where he a-logs J.K. Rowling. He has transwomen eating magic berries or some shit to prevent them from reverting to boymode.

I think the Tranch is pretty funny because in a way, these men (and one lady) were living in a post-apocalyptic fantasy. They had loads of guns and weapons, barely functioning jerry-rigged water and electricity, drugs, wacky outfits, fanciful pseudonyms, a rickety domed fortress, and a dusty moonscape with no mean parents or HOA telling them what to do.

"I congratulate you, my dear fellow. In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. The last is much the worst, the last is a real tragedy!" - Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan